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481 You're so ugly, Justin Bieber will say Never to you.

Best insult when Justin Bieber is placed higher than the insult victim
This insult deserves to be number one on the list and the one who posted this should be proud - each

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482 You look like a testicle with teeth

Haha reminds me of someone I know

483 You deformed rat

Your so ugly that a baby that couldn't walk ran away

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484 You're so bent you make a banana look like a ruler

haha banana jokes make me laugh

Laugh out loud that is just so funny

485 Your Momma's so fat when she goes out of the house in her red jogging suit all the kids yell..Hey Kool-Aid!
486 You're so stupid, you make Koko look like Einstein
487 Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an idiot.

i found this one in a magazine. even my mom cracked up.

488 I would give you a name but you're so stupid you don't deserve one

Lol this cracked me up I might tell this to my kids when I'm older

489 Your knowledge of everything is like Sarah Palin's knowledge on foreign policy.
490 Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got stuck
491 Your so bald when you wear a turtle neck you look like a broken condom

Ill use this on stupid annoying guy called joseph who was my friend.

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492 They say that God created mankind in his own image, but you...
493 You so fat you turn an airplane to a submarine V 1 Comment
494 Yo mamma so old she thinks Jesus is young

I know it's nit good to joke about Jesus but you find this offensive?

Retard. I am Catholic and find this very offensive.

Lucky Jesus forgives...

I’m so angry that I accidentally voted for this... but if the person who made this ‘insult’ is reading this, just know that this is incredibly offensive to Catholics and Christians. If you are an aethiest, I’m not going to scream at you. I’m going to tell you that even though you might now believe in god, don’t disrespect other people’s beliefs. It’s incredibly unmannered. - Untildawn8

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495 You wanna hear a good joke, just think about your life
496 You're like a tampon, useless after your first use.
497 I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
498 If you had sex with my mom last night, then she's officially a lesbian.
499 Yo mamma is so fat she makes a monster truck a low rider
500 Is that a cow wait no it's your face
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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