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This is awful... Awfully funny. I'm sorry... This made me laugh so ' hard. I mean, yeah, stop bullying people in general. But, MUAHAHAHA.
THIS MADE ME LMAO SO HARD ITS AWFUL BUT HILARIOUS! IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I NEARLY CHOCKED! LMAO I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR ONTO THE GROUND! Love this one I'm gonna use it A LOT this is definitely my favourite joke YET :D oahahah if you didn't notice I'm still laughing.
Laugh out loud When I saw this, I cracked up! Best one I've seen here
yesV 44 Comments
oh snap this is perfect thing for a girl to say to someone hitting on her, it's so cold.
That is awesome. Really funny! I'll remember that one next time! Cause it is really hilarious!
Oh that hurts what an awesome brush off dude! - Bec
If I was a) a girl and b) remotely good-looking enough to get hit on, I would use this. I might also add that nobody cares enough about the other person to bury them when they die.V 2 Comments
Said it to my friend didn't have a clue but my teacher was cracking up!
Hilarious! I can't wait to use this the next time I'm in line somewhere. Wish I could've used this today when the stinky guy behind me at the bank hunched over me like he was about to hump. Lmfao, great one!
Wonderful! Another insult that will completely confuse people in my grade, making them think that I am actually smarter than I probably am. Best thing is, I can probably say this to a teacher of mine who isn't too bright and make my genius friend crack up, where everyone else is sitting there dumbfounded.
Translation: You smell like an apeV 44 Comments
Funny compared to Chuck Norris can do anything!
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with hot butter
Lol ahh this made me laugh kkkV 11 Comments
Laugh out loud definitely using dis one
I used this on a guy in my class that makes fun of my name. He said "oh yeah, well least I'm not the ugly one here! " Then I used one of the other insults higher on the list and said "I could eat alphabet soup and crap out a better comeback". He cried later that day. Now everyone in class calls me cameback bill
That was the worlds best diss I wish this true to all commenters but me
I'm definitely gonna use this! LOL!V 45 Comments
I'm gonna use this on a derp-ass at school
I'd insult you but it seems to me nature beat me to it
ABOUT AS SHARP AS BOTH ENDS OF A DUMP
not badV 1 Comment
Oh my god I'm laughing so hard I can't get over this one I think its hilarious how is this not at least in the top ten?
Makes me laugh every time! I don't have much of a sense of humor but this one cracked me up. I just get a picture of someone actually being baptised in sea world... :D
Why is this not rated higher?
SpicyV 29 Comments
Absolute Classic. Something that can be said as though you yourself have come up with it.
Brilliant! This had me laughing all night. It's so simple it still gonna hurt! I must use this soon
This was amazing! I laughed so hard I laughed all morning! Just the most brilliant thing I've heard in a long time
This is awesome!V 28 Comments
Genius. Made me laugh so hard
Haha me and my bestie couldn't stop laughing 4 ages
This joke is a better version then the I asked your weight not your phone number who ever thought of this is a legend
lolV 93 Comments
I have heard this too often
Oldie but a goodie
LolV 1 Comment
Haha that's really funny I love it...
going to use that on someone for sure
A better one would be your so fake barbie is jealous
Laugh out loud! I'm totally using this on my friend! We diss each other every day for fun in Drama class.. Can't wait til tomorrow
I love this girl at school looks so fake I am gonna use this I love itV 51 Comments
That is awesome! I can use it on a bully!
Lol pretty good m8 I'm gonna use this on my enemy called Idoge LOL I'm still laughing by the way just so you know I sorta like k-mart better than walmart but whatever still hilarious
Best insult ever # I'm real#roar
awesomeV 8 Comments
Ah haha love this this kid at my school just cried and never took the piss out of me again
This diss makes my friends diss sound like
Its stupid lolollololollololol as soon as I saw this big paragraph without even reading it I knew it was going to be a good 1
Damn I would just say it shortly though "your mom said to pick up some condoms on the way home she doesn't wanna make the same mistake twice"
YASV 29 Comments
Oh my gosh.. that is priceless... - Simply_Nobody
Haha, I should use this on my friend when he pisses me off
I am so using this! Brilliant! - HenP
Awesome! I want to tell this to my friend(not really my friend) I hate him so much. Him and his ugly, fat, rotten Face. That godforsaken dirt should just die.V 28 Comments
It is so funny it made me fall of my chair because my brother started crying
This is epic - using it tomorrow for sure. Whoever made this is an epic genius
This ones a total puller when you wanna bust the hell outta your opponent in a crisp sentence...
My response: "Why would it need a holiday is it too tired from anal"V 50 Comments
I would love to say this to Justin Bieber... - Minecraftcrazy530
Stupidity doesn't care if your a guy or girl but clearly it got whoever thought this joke was funny
That's a good one I think I'm gonna add it to the list just to piss of whoever wrote this and by the way it came from my own head so props to me
Oh I'm sorry but I'm the best soccer player at my school and if you want to mess with girls then that's your problem so if I were you I would apologize to ALL GIRLS
FUNNIEST THING IN DA WORLD LOL LOL LOL LOL LOOL HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA Dang I laugh easily... lol looolV 34 Comments
Oh my gosh! This is the best diss ever. Really got me laughing hella hard! What would the next size up in pant size be? Like: hey does anyone have some butter handy so this lady can fit into her pants?
Wow, this will actually encourage people to lose some weight!
Hah! When I said it to my Friends they were walking away Almost Crying! That's just Sad to see them almost cry. Just Sad :P
yes...V 27 Comments
This one is it
Wow I love this diss so much I used it on all my friends they found it hilarious and I told them to come onto this sight to look at the best disses ever?!?!
I don't get this but it made me and my friend laugh so much!
This makes me laugh every time I see thisV 24 Comments
Amazing I am going to use this loads laugh out loud
This is so funny I laughed so hard! I swear this is one of the best cuss I've ever heard!
Laugh out loud to howevers got a big head. Nice One
I can't even :DV 3 Comments
SO MEAN! I was bullied and people beat me up because of what? Oh wait yeah my ears. But those who think its funny I'm glad you have a good sense of humor:) I'm not judging I just mean Somme of these jokes go too far
This is so funny! A girl at school calls me pig nose and I used this comeback. It worked so good she left me alone for the rest of the school year. LOL
Does it really matter about your ear size? You can't bully random people just because they have big ears
FUNNIEST! :DDV 9 Comments
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3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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