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Amazing I am going to use this loads laugh out loud
This is so funny I laughed so hard! I swear this is one of the best cuss I've ever heard!
Laugh out loud to howevers got a big head. Nice One
I can't even :DV 3 Comments
SO MEAN! I was bullied and people beat me up because of what? Oh wait yeah my ears. But those who think its funny I'm glad you have a good sense of humor:) I'm not judging I just mean Somme of these jokes go too far
This is so funny! A girl at school calls me pig nose and I used this comeback. It worked so good she left me alone for the rest of the school year. LOL
Does it really matter about your ear size? You can't bully random people just because they have big ears
I fell of the chair when I read thisV 11 Comments
This one is funny because it's so true. Especially about YOU! Thumbs up!
That is so mean laugh out loud
Haha I know someone stupid I could say this to, and they'd be like, "what? "
GoodV 12 Comments
Ha ha that was rude laugh out loud
Funny stuff man made me laugh so loud I woke my dog up
Too cold to comprehend.. Wordless, not speechless, wordless!
Joe friday: I bet your mother had a loud barkV 5 Comments
That one was already like number six or something. - VideoGameTiger
It's bad enough when someone says bye, Mich less someone who has hello in their name and never says bye
This has already been posted... Not to mention that someone never learned their grammar in fifth grade... You, know, homonyms? Your and you're?
Lol I love thisV 26 Comments
I love this one!
This is SO funny! I said this to my brother and he told my mom and she said she would too LOL
This is my life saver one I swear I was having an argument with my ex-boyfriend on skype and I said this and he sent a pic of him crying his eyes out!
I always use it on my dad when he is being a morinic crapsack - ElijahHilemanV 15 Comments
My favourite insult of all time - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ
Gonna use this all the time
Boy you got an ugly ass girlfriend who puts ugly ass birds on her hair
love itV 4 Comments
Very harsh, I love it
I don't get this
Do you know whats more hilarious you forgetting the u in hilarious
YahV 5 Comments
Nice! I used this today on my contractor who is a wannabe funny kinda a guy. But I said it this way:
Look man just cause your life is a joke doesn't mean you're funny, alright.
Okay this is perfect I know someone who always tries to be funny this will work great!
This is the best comeback in the world if someone trying to make a joke So funny great job on whoever made this Another one I like is there is your mom... No it isn't that's my dad... Well how am I suppose to tell
Really funny! I have to tell this one to my sisterV 19 Comments
I started laughing like a maniac as soon as I saw this! My teacher took my phone of me...
Oh my gosh, this is worth more than number 74!
Awesome! Will use this on my friend!
, my Mam thought I was having a seizure when I saw this. Why is this only 71?!V 5 Comments
Am I the only one who thinks pedophile when I hear this insult?
Naw more like sex offender
I don't get that one
LMFAOV 4 Comments
Lol that's so funny I like this one Imma use it on my friend
Imma use this on my friend
! That's just like, laugh out loud!, had the best argument with this nerd and I TOTALLY won!
, I'm laughing on silent mode!
I roasted this one kid at my school with this and another one is Your so ugly EVEN BIGFOOT runs from you! Another one is Your so fat even fat Albert is disappointed in you
XDD LOL!V 28 Comments
This is very funny I can't stop laughing
Wow quite funny laugh out loud
Best joke over!
I used it on my older brother - HelloWhyImHere2V 14 Comments
Man that was so funny not
Why is this "joke" even in the top 50? It is not even remotely funny.
It is an anti humor joke it isn't supost to be funny at all...
This was trashV 17 Comments
Simple, but made me laugh as soon as I read it, well done
That's actually pretty damn funny.
That's so smart yet funny! I think I heard it before, from your mother?!
People think you're gonna say something else but say a your so ugly joke before you say this one that will make this better. - ElijahHilemanV 28 Comments
Great insult I tried it on my mum and got grounded but still so funny
Haha hillarious I told all my friends this and they kept laughing :D best insult :D
Laugh out loud, so funny
At first I didn't get it, 3 seconds later= Laughing my ass off.V 7 Comments
I can't wait to do that one
This won't work unless they actually did that. I would use a "your momma"joke with this like: "Your mom is so stupid, she tried to out m&m's in alphabetical order."
That's true this one is totally funny, I almost got a stomach ach for laughing so hard!
Just make it a WV 13 Comments
Laugh out loud I'M FREAKED OUT ABOUT THAT
This one made me and my best friend laugh for 15 minutes.
I can't even describe this.
THIS ONE CRAKED ME UP... I said this to a bully at my school and everyone around us started to laugh like there was no tomorrowV 8 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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