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61 Question: How could a person like you lose 50 pounds of ugly fat in 1 second? Answer: By cutting off your head!

This one is funny because it's so true. Especially about YOU! Thumbs up!

That is so mean laugh out loud

Haha I know someone stupid I could say this to, and they'd be like, "what? "


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62 Your mom must have a really loud bark!

Ha ha that was rude laugh out loud

Funny stuff man made me laugh so loud I woke my dog up

Too cold to comprehend.. Wordless, not speechless, wordless!

Joe friday: I bet your mother had a loud bark

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63 Your So ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.

That one was already like number six or something. - VideoGameTiger

It's bad enough when someone says bye, Mich less someone who has hello in their name and never says bye

This has already been posted... Not to mention that someone never learned their grammar in fifth grade... You, know, homonyms? Your and you're?

Lol that's SO funnyy! I'm gonna use it on everone

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64 You say I look bad yet whenever I look at you, you give me pharyngitis.

My favourite insult of all time - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

Gonna use this all the time

Boy you got an ugly ass girlfriend who puts ugly ass birds on her hair

love it

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65 If I were your mirror I would commit suicide

I love this one!

This is SO funny! I said this to my brother and he told my mom and she said she would too LOL

This is my life saver one I swear I was having an argument with my ex-boyfriend on skype and I said this and he sent a pic of him crying his eyes out!

the best

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66 You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat

Very harsh, I love it

I don't get this

Do you know whats more hilarious you forgetting the u in hilarious


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67 Look, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.

Nice! I used this today on my contractor who is a wannabe funny kinda a guy. But I said it this way:

Look man just cause your life is a joke doesn't mean you're funny, alright.

Okay this is perfect I know someone who always tries to be funny this will work great!

This is the best comeback in the world if someone trying to make a joke So funny great job on whoever made this Another one I like is there is your mom... No it isn't that's my dad... Well how am I suppose to tell

Love it

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68 Your mum's like a switch, even a two-year old can turn her on.

Am I the only one who thinks pedophile when I hear this insult?

Naw more like sex offender

I don't get that one


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69 As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Oh my gosh, this is worth more than number 74!

Awesome! Will use this on my friend!

This is amazing!

Savage dude

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70 Of all the mistakes your parents made, you take the cake!

Lol that's so funny I like this one Imma use it on my friend

Imma use this on my friend



71 You're so ugly and smelly they had to call out a city wide evacuation.
72 Your mother's teeth are so yellow, I cant believe it's not butter

! That's just like, laugh out loud!, had the best argument with this nerd and I TOTALLY won!

, I'm laughing on silent mode!

I roasted this one kid at my school with this and another one is Your so ugly EVEN BIGFOOT runs from you! Another one is Your so fat even fat Albert is disappointed in you


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73 Your breath stinks so bad that it destroyed half the ozone layer.

This is very funny I can't stop laughing

Wow quite funny laugh out loud

Best joke over!

Lol made me laugh

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74 The moment you were born, a time paradox was created. The world will explode because of you!

Man that was so funny not

Why is this "joke" even in the top 50? It is not even remotely funny.

It is an anti humor joke it isn't supost to be funny at all...

Woe that's horrible

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75 Your momma is so ugly... she gotta be your momma.

Simple, but made me laugh as soon as I read it, well done

That's actually pretty damn funny.

That's so smart yet funny! I think I heard it before, from your mother?!

OH MAN too good this should be in the top 10

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76 You so dumb you thought a quarterback was a refund

Great insult I tried it on my mum and got grounded but still so funny

Haha hillarious I told all my friends this and they kept laughing :D best insult :D

Laugh out loud, so funny

At first I didn't get it, 3 seconds later= Laughing my ass off.

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77 You're so stupid you tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order!

I can't wait to do that one

This won't work unless they actually did that. I would use a "your momma"joke with this like: "Your mom is so stupid, she tried to out m&m's in alphabetical order."

That's true this one is totally funny, I almost got a stomach ach for laughing so hard!

Just make it a W

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78 You're so big when you jump for joy you get stuck


This one made me and my best friend laugh for 15 minutes.

I can't even describe this.

THIS ONE CRAKED ME UP... I said this to a bully at my school and everyone around us started to laugh like there was no tomorrow

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79 I bet you fart rainbows you plumpy platypus

Here's one: I would agree with you but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

Alright... This is the only random joke that made me laugh... I should you this

I rather fart skittles so using this

It's okay

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80 If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.

Way too low for this quality



Lol n1

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2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
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