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Damn I'm dead
CAUSE sometimes it is always the fat asses cracking jokes and burning others this is just tips to fight bck
What so she so big
That's funny but,I don't get it
lolV 2 Comments
To the people writing it's not good enough: There are some people that put in effort trying to make this list, and all that come from you guys is "not good enough" would you be able to make this up? Would you try? No? Exactly.
Good one but you should be a teacher to do this
If that was my teacher I would come to school everyday
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!
Really?! nt even laugh a bit so stupidV 2 Comments
Whoever said this is a complete jerk. I have a special needs brother. Special needs kids are humans too. Jesus loves special needs kids just as much as others. The world would be a better place without jerks like the person who posted this "joke."
This is just cruel
You need some ice for that burn!
! Okay, NOT COOL! just to let you know, if you wrote this... YOU'RE A BIG FAT ASS HOLE! FIND YOURSELF A NEW SENSE OF HUMOR 'CAUSE YOUR CURRENT ONE BELONGS IN HELL! ! >:(((V 37 Comments
! So funny I'm gonna use that some day
This joke is so hilarious! Now I can use it on my enemy shawn he is so ugly
Laugh out loud! Good one! I wish I said that years ago to my dog!
lolV 31 Comments
Haha, this is like that episode of South Park, "An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig". Loved That episode, I'm so saying this to someone, that's hilarious.
So funny Literally I've seen offspring of a pig and a elephant it does look right. So that would so offend them
Its awesome whoever made this is Einstein himself :::
Have you ever heard that song by Loverboy?V 7 Comments
This is perfect for ignorant people, or trolls.
Laugh out loud. I'm surrounded by people like this, so this is close to home...
If I had a quarter for every time someone cussed at you because of how annoying you are I would be rich beyond imaginable
XDDD lol hahaa SUPPER FUNNYV 15 Comments
Love it. I will definitely say that to my worst enemies. Either they will slap me until I am a ball of crap OR they start sobbing like little babies. Hilarious! I hope I get the right opportunity...
Tried it on my sister, got grounded and spanked for the next minute and a half
LOL! So great! Unless you think the rival is a dog or cat. Dogs are love. Cats is life! But still great job.
This isn’t the greatest (it’s still pretty good though). It shows the person wanting to slap the other cares about animals, and since they think the victim is an animal they care about the victim. 😂😂 - Untildawn8V 34 Comments
She doesn't need a car! She's already the size of the planet, so there's no need to travel.
Sick I loved this one definitely gonna use this in skool
Where would she go, anyway? It takes a bus and two trains just to get around her ass
For the third time, a recycled yo mama jokeV 5 Comments
I said it to my cousin the other day. He told his mom and I got grounded.
I love how one person said I'm laughing because' your moms dead! In the comment.
You are what you eat right? so your 20 pound of grease.ahem 20 tons ahem ahem ahem sorry voice auto correct 20 million tons of grease - BoiiiiV 3 Comments
Dude did you leave your computer open, I think your mom posted something. If not you obviously don't get out a lot
Laugh out loud so funny
This is amazing! I tried on my enemy and he tried to run even though he is the size of a million beach balls combined!
Yo momma is so desperate for a better looking freak than you as a child she got SpongeBobV 4 Comments
Oh I like this one! I should you this against the girls who look like pandas with their stupid eyeliner eyes.
This is great, and if anyone uses this one against me, I will just say: "More human than you'll ever be! "
This was great. Some of the girls at school look like a cake threw up on their face. And if they insulted me... I probably would've said "I'd slap you but, don't want to get cake on my hands"
I'm a saiyanV 12 Comments
Not funny in the least! And the person or animal that typed up this nonsense: "9 11 is such a good date, I really hate those people that died in that plane crash." You are a sick and twisted individual and the only reason you got a thumbs up is because for some reason the thumbs down is not an option.
What is wrong with you. This is a terrible offense - dorigthellama
That's not a funny one but not offensive either. I'm American and it didn't offend me...
The Americans getting Butthurt on the comments lolV 10 Comments
Its funny and good am gonna cuss someone with this cuss
This should be way higher up.
This isn't a curse dumbass
Molly is great example tbhimofamngllmaoV 6 Comments
Imma say this. I'll drag their asses to hell and back! - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ
All I could think when I read this was DAMN SON!
DAMN this is cold
Love this so funnyV 8 Comments
Yeah they did
I hate everybody so this is great! I play WoW and people piss me off to no end on this game, so this is going to work great!
To insult the person this lines will be the best.
I this quote so much, I hate everybody so this really works.
Get a life...V 8 Comments
I said this to the person who's bulling me... he said "i um... well you... ugh you win" I celebrated so hard that I slapped him XD hahahahahaha I still hate that smoking freak XD
No more like "you're so ugly not even apes want to adopt you" Love this one :-)
Thought about saying this to a friend, insulting each other is apart of our friendship, but then decided to say"You're so ugly, apes don't even want to adopt you! "
I can change it and say u r so ugly apes rejected uV 13 Comments
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3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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