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How is this not in the top 10?
I told my friend about it and he almost pissed himself laughing! This insult makes you seem intelligent, I don't know why, but its just so awesome!
almost crapped myself laughing Why is this not top ten or twenty? I'm totally going to use this on a short prick in my school who nobody likes.
I will use this in school
My horse is too high to get off it safelyV 4 Comments
Haha! Excellent insult for som littl twat at my school! Lemme show him who he really is! This is like so funny
I have a better one. when I walked into your house I said I have to go toilet and you said pick a corner
Jeez, so rude when I said it 2 my bigger sister who lives in a huge house... she fainted
That was so funny great when you have been to a friends house before and seen their house was so smallV 14 Comments
Dude that's funny I used that on these dudes at school being jerks and they shut right up
Awesome couldn't stop laughing
Great one if your deeply offended
Fave one so funny! This is the only one that actually made me ' giggle' 😂😋V 4 Comments
Another insult is
Your so skinny if you ate a meat ball you would look pregnant
This is a retarded insult.
That's cool but not great
Well its ok does anyone have better ones share them here
Awesome and the bully actually cried!
LameV 7 Comments
Frankenstein is the doctor.
Fun Fact: The monster didn't have a name so you should call it " The Nameless Monster."
Frankenstein is gorgeous.
Looks like frankenstein will have some sort of reputation soon. He'll have a crush, go to prom,etc.V 2 Comments
If someone needed a brain transplant and they were gonna give them yours the person would rather die a million times
With the person I'm planning to use this on definitely! But of course they would never donate anything to anyone.
If someone annoys me in science class and they really offended me I would use this
good one - waldoV 10 Comments
Another joke is " easy on the make up there, you look like a warrior going to battle.
Lol. Really like this one!
Hate your boyfriend for thinking so
Don't need to count to know age oh wait I forgot you can't read.
To be honest I like this joke, but if the person has dyslexia, don't use this one on that person unless if they don't think it's offensive.
Someone basically wrote one like this
I told that to a boy everyone said oooh because it was a good one they loved the jokeV 3 Comments
I've heard this one and I like it
I like that one
LolV 1 Comment
Spooky yet cool
This is a horrible insult...
I don't understand
Don't get it.
This sucksV 1 Comment
I would say this to a person and she would cry so bad she wet her pants all the way up her mother
To bad 5 years later a lion got killed by his ugliness
This should be #1
SPAMV 1 Comment
I said this to my teacher I got kicked out of class
Dang that's lit!
Haha.. Made me remember my boyfriend's ex!
its funny a friend of mine keeps saying am I pretty now I know what to tell her
LOL! I will use this in my enemy. Whoever came up with this, they are a genius!
LOL WHEN I GET A GIRLFRIEND AND WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER THAT MUCH I WILL TOTALLY SAY THAT!V 12 Comments
Oh my god! I love this and I am so totally gonna use it!
That is pretty dang awesome! A fantastic insult! I love this! Totally going to use it! didn't expect somethign to be this good, but it was completly awesome!
Winston Churchill said something like this... I think it was 'I may be drunk and rude madam, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly'. Really good insult if someone obnoxious is sensitive about their looks
Another one, think it was Churchill too. A pretty woman approached him and said, "We should make love because with my looks and your brains we would have perfect children". He replied, "But what if they have my looks and your brains? " Genius!
This would be good for people being bullied because of their size. - FluffyBananaV 22 Comments
Brain surgeon 1: SCREW THIS! *flips patient and leaves room. Brain Surgeon 2:...
I know a few people who deserve to receive this insult - Nerdface2000
Haha can't wait to say this one.
I'm dead.V 2 Comments
I heard it as, that girls bush is so thick it looked like she has buckwheat in a leg lock.
... Oh my God, that was just overkill. Still can't stop laughing. Laugh out loud
Good one to say to girls
My entire family laughed when I said it to my sisterV 7 Comments
If I lost a penny for every brain cell you should have but don't, I would be in more debt than Kanye.
This was copy and pasted, just like you were copied and pasted from a trash can. - dumbo
Honestly- I use this every time ma bro just Tries to insult
Best one all dayV 6 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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