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Bigger, bigger, woah you're so... Oh wait that's just you're flab
This is tight yo!
I just found this so funny I'm still laughing now
rubbishV 6 Comments
Your so fat dora can't even explore you
It is called explosive diarrhea
This is the funniest one
This is awesome!V 2 Comments
Comeback: Oh that's what Happend to your Face...
Or something like that, just re-word it
The animal abuse one was already posted genius
Wicked insult I'm definitely gonna use it
I can't wait to use it on my friends it cracked me upV 7 Comments
That is a compliment
I'm so using this on some blue whale
Lmfao! That's a good one!
LOL IMMA USE THIS ONE ON MY ENIMIESV 6 Comments
Your ass is so big it covers the whole universe
Even a stupid dumb person would be smarter than you
If you were 7.4 billion times smarter you'd be a chimpanzee
This, this is wonderfulV 7 Comments
This is really good but I hate it so much that the number of it should be my phone number.
Perfect for my classmates that are so terrible at writing stories.
That's so offensive in so many ways...BUT SO FUNNY
Use this on Wattpad. It's great for troll stories!V 2 Comments
This is for kindergarteners
I tried this on my 15 year old brother. He didn't find it offensive just like I thought
I always used this on my annoying big brother when we were little IT NEVER GETS OLD I STILL USE IT!
Hey poopy head you're um dayV 31 Comments
A guy once tried to insult me by saying: piranas will eat your fins and devour your nose. what?!
This has to be like in the top 20
ASS WIPES they might not ever cure cancer BITCHESV 4 Comments
Too funny there's this girl in my class and we hate each other I also bitchslapped her. Anyway she wears so much bronzer she looks orange this will work perfectly on her.
There's a fine line between tan and looking like you rolled in Doritos!
"you must be so rich in Vitamin C, that you looks so Orange! On your skin tone...
Carrots have far more vitamin A, so it will be vitamin A instead - Harri666
color*V 12 Comments
People that try to argue with me have no life because they know I have always got something better to do...nim gonna use this one!
Classic insult I would use this to insult my enemy.
I would certainly say this to a boy who dares being rude to my crush
Gona use this on James he's a loner and has no life and is a fatass and an ugly ass and a big mouthV 8 Comments
But donkeys are related to horses and horses are awesome
... Good one. Good one
So good I said it to my bullie and then we had a fight and he got suspended
Us in saying this to my friend 😎
Lmao So funny
This is so going to hurt somebody's feelings
Wow good job clap clap clap
This has to be the worst insult here.
Awesome! This one's gonna hurt.. But look at the bright side I guess this one's going to blow your enemy away.
That one is great! I said it to my friend who was severely premature, she slapped me.
I have a rat and there's a bat living in my shed. I don't like this one it's basically insulting rats and bats
Loooll, that's amazing! I've GOT to use that sometime.V 10 Comments
I have used this one plenty of times an its just as funny every time laugh out loud
Pretty good. I can just picture this woman running down to the buffet, knocking all these people out of her way.
Best one why is this not number one best joke I've heard in my life
Lmfao, that took me about 2 seconds of staring dumbly at the screen before cracking upV 4 Comments
Awesome joke! I've never heard anything that original! Keep up the good work!
That's awesome! Honest! If I said that to someone they would be speechless because its hard to think what to say it's so good! Well done to you! You deserve to win!
This is honestly the best one yet
Awesome joke I will use this so muchV 7 Comments
But... I saw a cow there is it you?
I am very thankful because of your hep
And if they say they weren't at a junkyard, tell them you mistook them for a hippo
I saw you on T.V. yesterday you were featured on animal planet - XXXBXXXV 4 Comments
Definitely saying this to my English teacher!
That line is perfect for my ex boyfriend.
Perfect I'm saying this to a guy in school
Wow! I feel sorry for the next guy that hears that.V 6 Comments
Yeah there more important than my enemies
I +1 the guy's comment who said he beat his enemy
I said that to my worst east enemy then beated him till he started bleeding, then he started crying. So fuunny laugh out loud
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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