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Brain surgeon 1: SCREW THIS! *flips patient and leaves room. Brain Surgeon 2:...
I know a few people who deserve to receive this insult - Nerdface2000
Haha can't wait to say this one.
I'm dead.V 2 Comments
I heard it as, that girls bush is so thick it looked like she has buckwheat in a leg lock.
... Oh my God, that was just overkill. Still can't stop laughing. Laugh out loud
Good one to say to girls
My entire family laughed when I said it to my sisterV 7 Comments
If I lost a penny for every brain cell you should have but don't, I would be in more debt than Kanye.
This was copy and pasted, just like you were copied and pasted from a trash can. - dumbo
Honestly- I use this every time ma bro just Tries to insult
Best one all dayV 6 Comments
Bigger, bigger, woah you're so... Oh wait that's just you're flab
This is tight yo!
I just found this so funny I'm still laughing now
rubbishV 6 Comments
Your so fat dora can't even explore you
It is called explosive diarrhea
This is the funniest one
This is awesome!V 2 Comments
Comeback: Oh that's what Happend to your Face...
Or something like that, just re-word it
The animal abuse one was already posted genius
Wicked insult I'm definitely gonna use it
How about this
"Your ears are so big, even dumbo is jealous"
That is a compliment
I'm so using this on some blue whale
Lmfao! That's a good one!
LOL IMMA USE THIS ONE ON MY ENIMIESV 6 Comments
Your ass is so big it covers the whole universe
Even a stupid dumb person would be smarter than you
If you were 7.4 billion times smarter you'd be a chimpanzee
This, this is wonderfulV 7 Comments
This is really good but I hate it so much that the number of it should be my phone number.
Perfect for my classmates that are so terrible at writing stories.
That's so offensive in so many ways...BUT SO FUNNY
Use this on Wattpad. It's great for troll stories!V 2 Comments
This is for kindergarteners
I tried this on my 15 year old brother. He didn't find it offensive just like I thought
I always used this on my annoying big brother when we were little IT NEVER GETS OLD I STILL USE IT!
Thi is the best insult anyone has ever come up withV 30 Comments
A guy once tried to insult me by saying: piranas will eat your fins and devour your nose. what?!
This has to be like in the top 20
ASS WIPES they might not ever cure cancer BITCHESV 4 Comments
Too funny there's this girl in my class and we hate each other I also bitchslapped her. Anyway she wears so much bronzer she looks orange this will work perfectly on her.
There's a fine line between tan and looking like you rolled in Doritos!
"you must be so rich in Vitamin C, that you looks so Orange! On your skin tone...
Carrots have far more vitamin A, so it will be vitamin A instead - Harri666
color*V 12 Comments
People that try to argue with me have no life because they know I have always got something better to do...nim gonna use this one!
Classic insult I would use this to insult my enemy.
I would certainly say this to a boy who dares being rude to my crush
Gona use this on James he's a loner and has no life and is a fatass and an ugly ass and a big mouthV 8 Comments
But donkeys are related to horses and horses are awesome
... Good one. Good one
So good I said it to my bullie and then we had a fight and he got suspended
Us in saying this to my friend 😎
Lmao So funny
This is so going to hurt somebody's feelings
Wow good job clap clap clap
This has to be the worst insult here.
This kinda makes me not wanting to go swimming EVER again.
Haha this is really funny no lies
Why people making this when they could of said boy... yo momma so big when she sat in the toilet the ambulance had to call hulk to get her out the earth and hulk still couldn't do it
THAT IS SO FUNNY ME AND MY BEST FRIEND WERE LAUGHING FOR AGESV 2 Comments
That is like so mean! Especially if you family were affected by cancer! I would say never to use this! It is one of those things that you should o my ever use on a really really close friend...
I used to have a curable cancer and it was hell. I honestly am okay with cancer jokes though, and I make a few myself. But, to post it online so the world can see it? I'm sorry, I don't horridly dislike this, but people will get offended. You can bet your money on that, some people have actually had family members that got this disease.
Wow that's just the meanest thing I have ever read kick rocks and eat dirt!
twitV 244 Comments
Awesome! This one's gonna hurt.. But look at the bright side I guess this one's going to blow your enemy away.
That one is great! I said it to my friend who was severely premature, she slapped me.
I have a rat and there's a bat living in my shed. I don't like this one it's basically insulting rats and bats
Loooll, that's amazing! I've GOT to use that sometime.V 10 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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