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141 When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane

I work at a airport tried this and they went away! BRILLIANT!

This is awesome, suits trash talkers

I am going to use this one on my ex boyfriend every time I see him!

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142 Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty and what the hell happened to you?

Oh god this is so funny laughed my head off when I saw my sisters reactions when I told her!

Me and my friend are having a diss war against my brother and this is so funny!

So funny! I am a Mormon, so I don't agree with one word of this, but other than that it looks good!

This is so funny I said it to my sister and instead of being insiulted she laughed too!

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143 I would love to insult you but I'm afraid I wouldn't do as well as nature did.

This is really good

I love this one.

I sooo want to try this on someone its really good!


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144 Is your family tree a weeping willow? Cause if I had to hold your picture I'd cry.

LMFAO! I laughed so hard at this with my friend!


Every kiss begins with K
To bad ugly start with U... how about deem apples!

145 Yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview

That's a dope one... Try this your dad watches T.V. with one eye when you asked him he said its to save electricity

I agree it is lame it's a plagiarized yo mama joke

I'd always say this one! Ha love it!

Why not use this because that is lame your mom is so stupid when u told her to play the Xbox she grabbed a shoe box and put a x on it!

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146 Don’t talk about yourself too much… we’ll do that for you when you leave

This will shut them up

147 I think I left my condoms at your mum's house last night.

This one is the best! Why are you putting it at 156! - Presen4

Good diss


148 Dumb Dumb

Preschoolers should be banned from this site

This was a joke

This is just a pre school comeback


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149 If you had any intelligence to question I would have questioned it already.

Perfect response to "Are you questioning my intelligence? "

This one sucks

I am gonna say that to my cousin caz he is a nerd so yea!

150 You are so big that you should live on jupiter.

Wait what? Come on guys, you can do better than that

Is that really your best?

I think they should moniter the stupid jokes!

This is sooo bad

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151 Anybody who told you to just be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
152 What was that? You have a brain freeze? But honey doesn't that actually require a brain first?

hahhaha! I used this one a lot! :D hillaarious! x)

So cool. I loved it. I'm am so going to use that on all the people I hate This will be perfect.

This is so awesome! Gonna use it on the fatest dude in my class! He knocked a kid down by touching him once! Then I said " See! This what happens when Hassan uses his fatness on people! " Everyone started laughing an the dudes like I'm not fat! SO then I said " Ya tell that to Andrew. The kid you body checked! "

Yeah boy

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153 You're so fat you were baptized in the atlantic ocean
154 You're so poor that you beg homeless people for money.
155 You're so stupid you got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Ws.

O man! wait till I tell my friend about this 1!

Pretty funny, didn't expect to like any of these, but this one was great! ^___^

This is off the chart's funny! !

That is a good one. I enjoyed the laugh. Thank you.

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156 Your teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when you smile

Your teeth are so rotten when you smile the traffic goes faster and no one gets a chance to cross

So cool, I'll use it on my 7 year old brother he seriously needs to brush his teeth.
THANKS for the insult.

That's peek seriously that's funny trust me I'm gonna use this on a monkey shagger called Katy because her teeth are quite yellow


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157 Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.

Oh my god, this is so hurtful laugh out loud
I'm definitely using this for sure

That's horrible

Awesome joke! Ignore the haters who say cancer is bad!

No...don't joke about cancer that is horrible. You don't know what cancer is like, you've never had it, becuase if you did you would never want someone else to experience the same torture as you had been through. Dislike from me.

158 Yo momma is like a racecar driver. She burns lots of rubbers!

Staler than my grandmother's bread

My mom's a racecar driver. SO that's why I didn't like this one.. So sad... But it's a good one even thought my situation.

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159 You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away.

The reason why it isn't higher on the list is because, only a dumbass would find this funny...

Only a retarded 8 year old kid would find this "insult" funny

This is just...retarded


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160 Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

So cool I like it because I've just heard it also the ones I've heard are in here and I've used them and the person I say them to their mouth is shut

Ok this is good. who is with me? I'll definitely use this on my know it all friend!

Even Google doesn't know everything. I would've said: Unless your name is God, stop acting like you know everything.

This is so good um totes using this in a bitch at school

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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