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I have used this one plenty of times an its just as funny every time laugh out loud
Pretty good. I can just picture this woman running down to the buffet, knocking all these people out of her way.
Best one why is this not number one best joke I've heard in my life
Lmfao, that took me about 2 seconds of staring dumbly at the screen before cracking upV 4 Comments
Awesome joke! I've never heard anything that original! Keep up the good work!
That's awesome! Honest! If I said that to someone they would be speechless because its hard to think what to say it's so good! Well done to you! You deserve to win!
This is honestly the best one yet
Awesome joke I will use this so muchV 7 Comments
O my God thanks I will use it on a boy in my school who is always funny
This one is so good for the boys on my swim team that annoy me
I gonna say this to my fat friend
Crying with laughterV 3 Comments
But... I saw a cow there is it you?
I am very thankful because of your hep
And if they say they weren't at a junkyard, tell them you mistook them for a hippo
I saw you on T.V. yesterday you were featured on animal planet - XXXBXXXV 4 Comments
Yeah there more important than my enemies
I +1 the guy's comment who said he beat his enemy
I said that to my worst east enemy then beated him till he started bleeding, then he started crying. So fuunny laugh out loud
I work at a airport tried this and they went away! BRILLIANT!
This is awesome, suits trash talkers
I am going to use this one on my ex boyfriend every time I see him!V 4 Comments
Oh god this is so funny laughed my head off when I saw my sisters reactions when I told her!
So funny! I am a Mormon, so I don't agree with one word of this, but other than that it looks good!
Me and my friend are having a diss war against my brother and this is so funny!
This is so funny I said it to my sister and instead of being insiulted she laughed too!V 29 Comments
This is really good
I love this one.
I sooo want to try this on someone its really good!
DamnV 1 Comment
LMFAO! I laughed so hard at this with my friend!
Every kiss begins with K
To bad ugly start with U... how about deem apples!
That's a dope one... Try this your dad watches T.V. with one eye when you asked him he said its to save electricity
I agree it is lame it's a plagiarized yo mama joke
I'd always say this one! Ha love it!
Why not use this because that is lame your mom is so stupid when u told her to play the Xbox she grabbed a shoe box and put a x on it!V 2 Comments
This will shut them up
This one is the best! Why are you putting it at 156! - Presen4
Preschoolers should be banned from this site
This was a joke
This is just a pre school comeback
amazingV 17 Comments
Perfect response to "Are you questioning my intelligence? "
This one sucks
I am gonna say that to my cousin caz he is a nerd so yea!
Wait what? Come on guys, you can do better than that
Is that really your best?
I think they should moniter the stupid jokes!
This is sooo badV 4 Comments
hahhaha! I used this one a lot! :D hillaarious! x)
So cool. I loved it. I'm am so going to use that on all the people I hate This will be perfect.
This is so awesome! Gonna use it on the fatest dude in my class! He knocked a kid down by touching him once! Then I said " See! This what happens when Hassan uses his fatness on people! " Everyone started laughing an the dudes like I'm not fat! SO then I said " Ya tell that to Andrew. The kid you body checked! "
Yeah boyV 9 Comments
O man! wait till I tell my friend about this 1!
Pretty funny, didn't expect to like any of these, but this one was great! ^___^
This is off the chart's funny! !
That is a good one. I enjoyed the laugh. Thank you.V 31 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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