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I work at a airport tried this and they went away! BRILLIANT!
This is awesome, suits trash talkers
I am going to use this one on my ex boyfriend every time I see him!V 4 Comments
Oh god this is so funny laughed my head off when I saw my sisters reactions when I told her!
Me and my friend are having a diss war against my brother and this is so funny!
So funny! I am a Mormon, so I don't agree with one word of this, but other than that it looks good!
This is so funny I said it to my sister and instead of being insiulted she laughed too!V 29 Comments
This is really good
I love this one.
I sooo want to try this on someone its really good!
DamnV 1 Comment
LMFAO! I laughed so hard at this with my friend!
Every kiss begins with K
To bad ugly start with U... how about deem apples!
That's a dope one... Try this your dad watches T.V. with one eye when you asked him he said its to save electricity
I agree it is lame it's a plagiarized yo mama joke
I'd always say this one! Ha love it!
Why not use this because that is lame your mom is so stupid when u told her to play the Xbox she grabbed a shoe box and put a x on it!V 2 Comments
This will shut them up
This one is the best! Why are you putting it at 156! - Presen4
Preschoolers should be banned from this site
This was a joke
This is just a pre school comeback
amazingV 17 Comments
Perfect response to "Are you questioning my intelligence? "
This one sucks
I am gonna say that to my cousin caz he is a nerd so yea!
Wait what? Come on guys, you can do better than that
Is that really your best?
I think they should moniter the stupid jokes!
This is sooo badV 4 Comments
hahhaha! I used this one a lot! :D hillaarious! x)
So cool. I loved it. I'm am so going to use that on all the people I hate This will be perfect.
This is so awesome! Gonna use it on the fatest dude in my class! He knocked a kid down by touching him once! Then I said " See! This what happens when Hassan uses his fatness on people! " Everyone started laughing an the dudes like I'm not fat! SO then I said " Ya tell that to Andrew. The kid you body checked! "
Yeah boyV 9 Comments
O man! wait till I tell my friend about this 1!
Pretty funny, didn't expect to like any of these, but this one was great! ^___^
This is off the chart's funny! !
That is a good one. I enjoyed the laugh. Thank you.V 31 Comments
Your teeth are so rotten when you smile the traffic goes faster and no one gets a chance to cross
So cool, I'll use it on my 7 year old brother he seriously needs to brush his teeth.
THANKS for the insult.
That's peek seriously that's funny trust me I'm gonna use this on a monkey shagger called Katy because her teeth are quite yellow
LolV 24 Comments
Oh my god, this is so hurtful laugh out loud
I'm definitely using this for sure
Awesome joke! Ignore the haters who say cancer is bad!
No...don't joke about cancer that is horrible. You don't know what cancer is like, you've never had it, becuase if you did you would never want someone else to experience the same torture as you had been through. Dislike from me.
Staler than my grandmother's bread
My mom's a racecar driver. SO that's why I didn't like this one.. So sad... But it's a good one even thought my situation.V 3 Comments
The reason why it isn't higher on the list is because, only a dumbass would find this funny...
Only a retarded 8 year old kid would find this "insult" funny
This is just...retarded
LOLV 4 Comments
So cool I like it because I've just heard it also the ones I've heard are in here and I've used them and the person I say them to their mouth is shut
Ok this is good. who is with me? I'll definitely use this on my know it all friend!
Even Google doesn't know everything. I would've said: Unless your name is God, stop acting like you know everything.
This is so good um totes using this in a bitch at schoolV 18 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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