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Take off the 'And she's a woman.. ' part, it makes sound stupid
This is more of a diss to yourself than to others (because of the "And she's a woman" part)
Hmm, oh the irony if the person was a he-she. Awkward...
This is stupidV 11 Comments
You're so poor that you hang used toilet paper on the line to dry so you can use them again!
This is going to be said when I get to school
Laugh out loud... This one is classic... Xp
MAN that's HARSH CAN U UNLIKE THIS?V 3 Comments
Dude that's not funny
Octopi can actually tell your health condition just by wrapping their tentacle around your arm. They are pretty creatures, and don't deserve you saying this about them.
LAME INSULT. Here's a better one: When you were born, people tried to put you in a mousetrap because they thought you were a RAT! (Still lame but better than the octopus one)
Octopi are interesting and graceful sea creatures. This is a huge insult to octopi.V 13 Comments
This again, puts women down which is just awful. How much would it cost for you to go buy some manners.
Insulting someone's sister is not good
How much does your life cost.A quarter of a penny would be way too expensive.
That is just rude and I'm a manV 18 Comments
Whoever wrote this doesn't have a life.
I'm just saying, come on! As I get further down this list my faith in humanity dwindles and diminishes even further than it already has, and this is not helping
Really not funny should be the very last one
This is so retarded it made me laughV 13 Comments
LOL! If I were to end that, I would try touching their face and peel it off and then say "this isn't a mask? Feel sorry for you, your sibling must of superglued it on you when you were still young. At least your parents don't have to spend much money on your Halloween costume every year! " Sorry it's a bit long, but I think I improved it a bit!
I think this is so stupid like your mom chasing after the garbage truck for food
Laugh out loud I say this 2 this boy in school and so takes a rage
Lol there is this girl who is so ugly and revolting her name is baily and wait till I say it to herV 3 Comments
Why is this not in the top ten! I finally got my bully to shut up when I said this!
Haha that betch must be ugly as hell
Ha! this is funny
AWESOMEV 3 Comments
Mom: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Son: Mom, no, you can't make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
When I saw this... Words can't even explain how much I laughed.
O my god read the comment before me
Awesome insult hahaahah made me laugh so hard almost peed my pants
STOP! READ! THESE BECOME LAMER AS THE LIST GOES ON!
Some people would probably have a tough time understanding this one, but it's actually really funny.
This is great! It confuses them at first but then they realize what you said but by then you've walked away.
Yeah I don't understand that one
I've heard betterV 3 Comments
LMFAO SO MUCH! Totally gonna use this
That is offending God, but it was for a funny purpose. LOL!
I love how there's a bunch of people preaching about God on a insult website
Love this one. It should be number 1V 23 Comments
How mean! This joke is for 1 person not he whole family. I find it very insulting! Well I really want to make this omment good, so don't use this insult. My bff used it on a boy and he cried like a lot!
If I had a dollar for every time you opened your mouth, I'd be Donald Trump
So simple, but so AMAZING!
This is sooo coool
If I were to end this, I'd say " they just never showed it to you because the truth would dawn on you and you'd realize why all the girls/guys never authentically asked you out, everyone just feels sorry for you, but I'm glad I'm the first one to tell you the truth! " Did I improve it or what?! LOL!
This is mean God creates everyone in his image and likeness
No no no no that is SO RUDE I bet you were saying this to the mirror
I don't KNOW WHY people KEEP ON PUTTING GOD IN THIS! GOD MADE HUMANITY 4 A PURPOSE SO WHOEVER'S MAKING THESE GOD "JOKES" THEY MUST BE A SATANIST CAUSE THEIR ALREADY GOING 2 HELL WITH your SO CALLED "god" SATAN! AND LISTEN he's GONNA TORTURE U SO don't THINK THAT he's GONNA BE NICE 2 U HE WANTS U 2 COME 2 HELL WITH HIM CAUSE HE WANTS 2 BRING DOWN ALL HUMANITY WITH HIM 4 what HE DID CAUSE HE KNOWS JESUS IS COMING AND IT'S 2 LATE 4 HIM 2 REPENT! AND GOD CREATES EVERYONE IN HIS IMAGE SO IF U CALL SOMEONE UGLY your CALLING GOD UGLY!V 15 Comments
Oh come on!? No one else voted for this?
Used this on a noob on ROBLOX... He left afterwards
Haha! Used this when someone asked how do I annoy you? After I told him he was more irritating than teachers with stutters
Good oneV 70 Comments
This really offends me personally, but I'll definitely use it.
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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