Best Insults

Here are the members who have created their own version of TheTopTens list of Best Insults.
1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
PositronWildhawk
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Elvisjackson

1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
guitar
1. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
THEN3RD

1. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
Dougedwards36
1. Your mum's like a switch, even a two-year old can turn her on.
2. Your mum didn't ask for you to be born. It's just that your dad forget to put on his condom so you were born an accident.
3. You were born in A&E.
Presen4

1. "why don't you go to walmart and get a new personality because clearly the one you got from k-mart has expired.
2. (Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back
3. All the branches fell off your family tree when you were born
InsultMyASS
1. You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
2. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
3. You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
richell_me

1. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
3. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
lukestheman4
1. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
2. Your mother's teeth are so yellow, I cant believe it's not butter
3. Your mama is so fat it takes her 3 hours just to get out of her car
The_ultimate

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