Best Jokes of All Time
The Top Ten
Never! But uh, now just how many cookies are we talking about here?!
lmao... that's why anikon went to the darkside, lmao
thats being seduced by the dark side of the force
Guys... Did you know that Donald Trump has a brain?
So peoples you can latterly use this joke in a comedy act like this: Well when I was little my dad said that good woman are found on every corner of the earth! My first question to that was how many corners does the earth have. Then I realized the earth has no corners. Tis is by far the best joke
That is the funniest one. It should be first.
This is funny what do you mean
Change it to good politicians and it's more accurate
Makes fun of michael jackson
That is so funny
This joke is probably the best
Hell even finds this positive
Inside a homeless shelter hobos are laughing
Sharks in the tanks are... Also laughing.
Jesters tell this to their kings
Other people spread the joke
Kangaroos hop as they hear the joke
Everyone laughs at this masterpiece.
Inside my heart is laughing
Super Nintendos drop to the ground when the joke is heard.
Black people don't find it offensive
And blondes don't too.
Dads tell their sons, and you should to...
Lol. I'm not a nerd in any sense but this is pretty funny. I'll tell my nerd neighbor to use it, she will probably smother me with know large of pi while doing her distinctly nerdy laugh.
Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.
Put that on a shirt
Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.
I like it... Buuhuhuhuht I hate it. And yes I do get but where I live I get like 5 blackouts every week. And that's why I hate it. But I like it because I get it and that is because I never get jokes.
Not a bad one!
because there's 20 of them, hehehehe
That's just sick, but funny, lol
Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year olds, right!
Its funny b/c it is 20 8 yr old kids
Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "
Awesome! I have another.
Kid1: Do you want to be the Chairman Of the World?
Kid2: Yes, of course!
Kid1: That means you are a COW!
Kid2: Oh, Chairman Of the World! Yes! It's abbreviation is cow! Awesome!
Kid1: Yeah, and it's you.
I got it and it's funny!
Laugh out loud Nice haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss...!
It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P
Mom, I'm on coke
Is it good?
No! My name is on the coke bottle!
This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles.
She thought he was on cocaine?
She must work for mtn dew them lol.
Take the elevator instead.
This is one of the more generic Yo Mama jokes, but I guess it works.
It's so lame that its funny
So dumb but funny
Wait, do you mean personal AND outer space? because that'll be even better.:b
This is utterly gross but hilarious!
Its funny because I can relate too it
Gross! But hilarious!
This one is a rare gem among a mostly bland list.
Cause it's already wet!
My classmates use this joke. So nice!
Please don't let Donald Trump read this!
Bit harsh, but kind of funny.
Isn’t this child abuse?
Cos he has no chance in HELL
I somewhat get the joke, but why “Mr. McMahon”? Is that meant to be a reference to something?
Makes no sense at all but I just love it for that. The best on here in my opinion. There's something about it that just makes you laugh. I don't even know what it is but lol.
What did you say about my mama?
- A con artist fox
Haha nothing ever hapens at a job you hate