Best Jokes of All Time

So peoples you can latterly use this joke in a comedy act like this: Well when I was little my dad said that good woman are found on every corner of the earth! My first question to that was how many corners does the earth have. Then I realized the earth has no corners. Tis is by far the best joke

Change it to good politicians and it's more accurate

This is number one? this is offensive to women. Who put an offensive joke at #1?

That is the funniest one. It should be first.

Never! But uh, now just how many cookies are we talking about here?!

Guys... Did you know that Donald Trump has a brain?

I think this is a very funny JOKE.

So funny!

Makes fun of michael jackson

That is so funny

This joke is probably the best
Hell even finds this positive
Inside a homeless shelter hobos are laughing
Sharks in the tanks are... Also laughing.

Jesters tell this to their kings
Other people spread the joke
Kangaroos hop as they hear the joke
Everyone laughs at this masterpiece.

Inside my heart is laughing
Super Nintendos drop to the ground when the joke is heard.

Black people don't find it offensive
And blondes don't too.
Dads tell their sons, and you should to...

That's just sick, but funny, lol

Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year olds, right!

Its funny b/c it is 20 8 yr old kids

because there's 20 of them, hehehehe

Mom, I'm on coke
Is it good?
No! My name is on the coke bottle!

This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles.

It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P

She thought he was on cocaine?

She must work for mtn dew them lol.

Lol. I'm not a nerd in any sense but this is pretty funny. I'll tell my nerd neighbor to use it, she will probably smother me with know large of pi while doing her distinctly nerdy laugh.

Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.

Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.

Not bad but I've seen better

I like it... Buuhuhuhuht I hate it. And yes I do get but where I live I get like 5 blackouts every week. And that's why I hate it. But I like it because I get it and that is because I never get jokes.

Not a bad one!

Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "

Awesome! I have another.
Kid1: Do you want to be the Chairman Of the World?
Kid2: Yes, of course!
Kid1: That means you are a COW!
Kid2: Oh, Chairman Of the World! Yes! It's abbreviation is cow! Awesome!
Kid1: Yeah, and it's you.
Kid2: Aargh!

Laugh out loud Nice haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss...!

I got it and it's funny!

Cause it's already wet!

I know a better one.
How many monkeys does it take to screw a light bulb?
Ans. 3. 1 to hold the bulb and two to turn the wall around.

Cos he has no chance in HELL

I somewhat get the joke, but why “Mr. McMahon”? Is that meant to be a reference to something?

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a lion? One is heartless, roars angrily at everything, has stupid hair and eats the innocent... The other is a lion.

It said EXCEPT for the eagle - they were basically making fun of their own joke

What the... That doesn't even make sense.

What?

Yo mama so fat when she caught a magikarp, She was imprisoned.

If Yo mama splashed into North Pacific Ocean, Alaska Drowned, so what if her magikarp splashes?

Makes no sense at all but I just love it for that. The best on here in my opinion. There's something about it that just makes you laugh. I don't even know what it is but lol.

What did you say about my mama?

Man, this is even worse than "What's yellow and has a peel? A banana! "

What is black white and crazy? A constipated panda!

Is this an anti-joke?

Good kid joke

Haha nothing ever hapens at a job you hate