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This is funny what do you mean
Now that was just sexist
So peoples you can latterly use this joke in a comedy act like this: Well when I was little my dad said that good woman are found on every corner of the earth! My first question to that was how many corners does the earth have. Then I realized the earth has no corners. Tis is by far the best joke17 Comments
Every single one of these jokes are stupid. I found none of them even remotely funny, they are all for kids, real immature toilet humour. I mean its dry and stupid
Oh, I heard it
Absolutely stupid; even more so than "Why did the chicken cross the road". What if I said "come join the Nazis, we have pancakes"? The reaction would generally not be laughter because it isn't witty.
It is supposed to be "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE LOKI, and cookies." This one is so much better. - LokiLaufeyson200010 Comments
Who ever wrote this is horrible and really really rude
Makes fun of michael jackson
I hate this joke. It's not funny and offensive to MJ. How can you people let this stand. - Draco6 Comments
This joke is probably the best
Hell even finds this positive
Inside a homeless shelter hobos are laughing
Sharks in the tanks are... Also laughing.
Jesters tell this to their kings
Other people spread the joke
Kangaroos hop as they hear the joke
Everyone laughs at this masterpiece.
Inside my heart is laughing
Super Nintendos drop to the ground when the joke is heard.
Black people don't find it offensive
And blondes don't too.
Dads tell their sons, and you should to... - DapperPickle
I like it... Buuhuhuhuht I hate it. And yes I do get but where I live I get like 5 blackouts every week. And that's why I hate it. But I like it because I get it and that is because I never get jokes.
I get it but it is stupid
Lol. I'm not a nerd in any sense but this is pretty funny. I'll tell my nerd neighbor to use it, she will probably smother me with know large of pi while doing her distinctly nerdy laugh.
Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.
Put that on a shirt - PositronWildhawk
Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.2 Comments
because there's 20 of them, hehehehe - SmoothCriminal
That's just sick, but funny, lol - SmoothCriminal
Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year olds, right! - Animefan12
Its funny b/c it is 20 8 yr old kids
OH.. its only the Soft Drink
She thought he was on cocaine? - Userguy44
It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P - booklover1
Mom, I'm on coke
Is it good?
No! My name is on the coke bottle!
This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles. - Merilille
I got it and it's funny! - Userguy44
Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "
Awesome! I have another.
Kid1: Do you want to be the Chairman Of the World?
Kid2: Yes, of course!
Kid1: That means you are a COW!
Kid2: Oh, Chairman Of the World! Yes! It's abbreviation is cow! Awesome!
Kid1: Yeah, and it's you.
Kid2: Aargh! - Animefan12
Laugh out loud Nice haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss...!1 Comment
Lol. - Userguy44
It's so lame that its funny
So dumb but funny
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washington sang "Oh say can you see get your fat ass off me" is better :P
Boooringg! That's the most typical thing in the world. Its more of a fact than a joke.1 Comment
Its funny because I can relate too it
This is utterly gross but hilarious!
This one is a rare gem among a mostly bland list.
What? - Userguy44
I wub u 2 uwu - Pokemonfan10
Cause it's already wet! - Userguy44
Isn’t this child abuse?
Please don't let Donald Trump read this! - Userguy44
My classmates use this joke. So nice! - Animefan12
This makes no sense. - Userguy44
Makes no sense at all but I just love it for that. The best on here in my opinion. There's something about it that just makes you laugh. I don't even know what it is but lol.
What did you say about my mama?
Yo mama yo mama sucks
Vincent Kennedy McMahon is a legend.
Cos he has no chance in HELL - SmoothCriminal
Haha nothing ever hapens at a job you hate
You am no real super sand
You am no real super sand... Aahh
Don't get it���"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a lion? One is heartless, roars angrily at everything, has stupid hair and eats the innocent... The other is a lion.
It said EXCEPT for the eagle - they were basically making fun of their own joke
How the hell would an eagle be underground? - Animefan12
What the... That doesn't even make sense.1 Comment
I know a better one.
How many monkeys does it take to screw a light bulb?
Ans. 3. 1 to hold the bulb and two to turn the wall around. - Animefan12
Good kid joke
Man, this is even worse than "What's yellow and has a peel? A banana! " - Animefan12
What is black white and crazy? A constipated panda!
Is this an anti-joke?4 Comments
Yo mama so fat when she caught a magikarp, She was imprisoned.
If Yo mama splashed into North Pacific Ocean, Alaska Drowned, so what if her magikarp splashes? - Animefan12
Yo mama so fat when she splashed in North Pacific Ocean, Alaska drowned! - Animefan12
Yeah, teachers refer to daydreaming kids as "Physically present but mentally absent! " - Animefan12
And sleeping with my eyes open haha.
GG whoever did this. They have a sense of humor lol. All the other jokes some random junk they found in a joke book. This persons funny and you can tell
Lol I agree
Did he made it to the other side? - Userguy44
How is this not number 1?
Why did the blonde get to the other side? Because she crossed the road. Yeah...
No matter how many times I hear that joke I still do not get it5 Comments
The Answer is an Owl
Ha ha! This is nice! - Animefan12
OH NO! WHY DID I NOT COOK THE CHICKEN? NOW IT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE!
- A con artist fox
My favourite yo mama joke. - DunnaNunnaBatman
I don't get it. - Userguy44
Now this is funny. Was laughing until my face turned purple, then carried on laughing! It's cruel, but hilarious too!
I cried mysef to sleep when I read this joke. Absolutely hilarious. Some other jokes on this list are pretty good as well but this one is the best of the lot of them. Laugh out loud
This is offensive but nice. - Animefan12
Obvious. - Userguy44
I hope you get hodgkins lymphoma
Who brought you into this world? A woman.
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Top Remixes (9)
2. Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round!
3. Come to the nerd side... We have pi
2. My papa got stung from a bee and the bee said 'buzz kill' and my father thought he'd die from that bee sting.
3. She wants the direct.
2. Have you seen the movie constipated ? No. It hasn't came out yet!
3. Come to the nerd side... We have pi
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