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So peoples you can latterly use this joke in a comedy act like this: Well when I was little my dad said that good woman are found on every corner of the earth! My first question to that was how many corners does the earth have. Then I realized the earth has no corners. Tis is by far the best joke
That is the funniest one. It should be first.
This is funny what do you mean
Change it to good politicians and it's more accurate - Solacress
Every single one of these jokes are stupid. I found none of them even remotely funny, they are all for kids, real immature toilet humour. I mean its dry and stupid
Absolutely stupid; even more so than "Why did the chicken cross the road". What if I said "come join the Nazis, we have pancakes"? The reaction would generally not be laughter because it isn't witty.
It is supposed to be "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE LOKI, and cookies." This one is so much better. - LokiLaufeyson2000
Never! But uh, now just how many cookies are we talking about here?!
I hate this joke. It's not funny and offensive to MJ. How can you people let this stand. - Draco
With a babies penis
Man, this joke is bad. It's offensive. - Animefan12
Who ever wrote this is horrible and really really rude
This joke is probably the best
Hell even finds this positive
Inside a homeless shelter hobos are laughing
Sharks in the tanks are... Also laughing.
Jesters tell this to their kings
Other people spread the joke
Kangaroos hop as they hear the joke
Everyone laughs at this masterpiece.
Inside my heart is laughing
Super Nintendos drop to the ground when the joke is heard.
Black people don't find it offensive
And blondes don't too.
Dads tell their sons, and you should to... - DapperPickle
I like it... Buuhuhuhuht I hate it. And yes I do get but where I live I get like 5 blackouts every week. And that's why I hate it. But I like it because I get it and that is because I never get jokes.
I get it but it is stupid
Lol. I'm not a nerd in any sense but this is pretty funny. I'll tell my nerd neighbor to use it, she will probably smother me with know large of pi while doing her distinctly nerdy laugh.
Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.
Put that on a shirt - PositronWildhawk
Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.
because there's 20 of them, hehehehe - SmoothCriminal
That's just sick, but funny, lol - SmoothCriminal
Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year olds, right! - Animefan12
Its funny b/c it is 20 8 yr old kids
It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P - booklover1
Mom, I'm on coke
Is it good?
No! My name is on the coke bottle!
This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles. - Merilille
She thought he was on cocaine? - Userguy44
She must work for mtn dew them lol. - ONHOLIDAY
Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "
Awesome! I have another.
Kid1: Do you want to be the Chairman Of the World?
Kid2: Yes, of course!
Kid1: That means you are a COW!
Kid2: Oh, Chairman Of the World! Yes! It's abbreviation is cow! Awesome!
Kid1: Yeah, and it's you.
Kid2: Aargh! - Animefan12
I got it and it's funny! - Userguy44
Laugh out loud Nice haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss...!
It's so lame that its funny
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washington sang "Oh say can you see get your fat ass off me" is better :P
So dumb but funny
Boooringg! That's the most typical thing in the world. Its more of a fact than a joke.
This is utterly gross but hilarious!
Its funny because I can relate too it
This one is a rare gem among a mostly bland list.
What? - Userguy44
I wub u 2 uwu - Pokemonfan10
Cause it's already wet! - Userguy44
My classmates use this joke. So nice! - Animefan12
Please don't let Donald Trump read this! - Userguy44
Isn’t this child abuse?
Makes no sense at all but I just love it for that. The best on here in my opinion. There's something about it that just makes you laugh. I don't even know what it is but lol.
What did you say about my mama?
This makes no sense. - Userguy44
Yo mama yo mama sucks
Vincent Kennedy McMahon is a legend.
Cos he has no chance in HELL - SmoothCriminal
Haha nothing ever hapens at a job you hate
You am no real super sand
You am no real super sand... Aahh
Don't get it���"
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a lion? One is heartless, roars angrily at everything, has stupid hair and eats the innocent... The other is a lion.
It said EXCEPT for the eagle - they were basically making fun of their own joke
How the hell would an eagle be underground? - Animefan12
What the... That doesn't even make sense.
I know a better one.
How many monkeys does it take to screw a light bulb?
Ans. 3. 1 to hold the bulb and two to turn the wall around. - Animefan12
Man, this is even worse than "What's yellow and has a peel? A banana! " - Animefan12
What is black white and crazy? A constipated panda!
Is this an anti-joke?
Good kid joke
Yo mama so fat when she caught a magikarp, She was imprisoned.
If Yo mama splashed into North Pacific Ocean, Alaska Drowned, so what if her magikarp splashes? - Animefan12
Yo mama so fat when she splashed in North Pacific Ocean, Alaska drowned! - Animefan12
Yeah, teachers refer to daydreaming kids as "Physically present but mentally absent! " - Animefan12
And sleeping with my eyes open haha.
GG whoever did this. They have a sense of humor lol. All the other jokes some random junk they found in a joke book. This persons funny and you can tell
Lol I agree
Why did the blonde get to the other side? Because she crossed the road. Yeah...
No matter how many times I hear that joke I still do not get it
Well, it's just the classic, isn't it?
Did he made it to the other side? - Userguy44
The Answer is an Owl
Ha ha! This is nice! - Animefan12
OH NO! WHY DID I NOT COOK THE CHICKEN? NOW IT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE!
- A con artist fox
My favourite yo mama joke. - DunnaNunnaBatman
I don't get it. - Userguy44
Now this is funny. Was laughing until my face turned purple, then carried on laughing! It's cruel, but hilarious too!
I cried mysef to sleep when I read this joke. Absolutely hilarious. Some other jokes on this list are pretty good as well but this one is the best of the lot of them. Laugh out loud
This is offensive but nice. - Animefan12
Obvious. - Userguy44
I hope you get hodgkins lymphoma
Who brought you into this world? A woman.