Best Jokes of All Time

So peoples you can latterly use this joke in a comedy act like this: Well when I was little my dad said that good woman are found on every corner of the earth! My first question to that was how many corners does the earth have. Then I realized the earth has no corners. Tis is by far the best joke

That is the funniest one. It should be first.

Change it to good politicians and it's more accurate - Solacress

This joke was trash - 123fortandbree

Every single one of these jokes are stupid. I found none of them even remotely funny, they are all for kids, real immature toilet humour. I mean its dry and stupid

Absolutely stupid; even more so than "Why did the chicken cross the road". What if I said "come join the Nazis, we have pancakes"? The reaction would generally not be laughter because it isn't witty.

It is supposed to be "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE LOKI, and cookies." This one is so much better. - LokiLaufeyson2000

Oh, I heard it

I hate this joke. It's not funny and offensive to MJ. How can you people let this stand. - Draco

With a babies penis

Man, this joke is bad. It's offensive. - Animefan12

Makes fun of michael jackson

This joke is probably the best
Hell even finds this positive
Inside a homeless shelter hobos are laughing
Sharks in the tanks are... Also laughing.

Jesters tell this to their kings
Other people spread the joke
Kangaroos hop as they hear the joke
Everyone laughs at this masterpiece.

Inside my heart is laughing
Super Nintendos drop to the ground when the joke is heard.

Black people don't find it offensive
And blondes don't too.
Dads tell their sons, and you should to... - DapperPickle

I get it but it is stupid

Lol. I'm not a nerd in any sense but this is pretty funny. I'll tell my nerd neighbor to use it, she will probably smother me with know large of pi while doing her distinctly nerdy laugh.

Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.

Put that on a shirt - PositronWildhawk

I'm hungry, but don't rush me :P

because there's 20 of them, hehehehe - SmoothCriminal

That's just sick, but funny, lol - SmoothCriminal

Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year olds, right! - Animefan12

Its funny b/c it is 20 8 yr old kids

Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "

Awesome! I have another.
Kid1: Do you want to be the Chairman Of the World?
Kid2: Yes, of course!
Kid1: That means you are a COW!
Kid2: Oh, Chairman Of the World! Yes! It's abbreviation is cow! Awesome!
Kid1: Yeah, and it's you.
Kid2: Aargh! - Animefan12

Laugh out loud Nice haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss...!

3DS is way better anyways!

It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P - booklover1

Mom, I'm on coke
Is it good?
No! My name is on the coke bottle!

This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles. - Merilille

She must work for mtn dew them lol. - ONHOLIDAY

It's so lame that its funny

So dumb but funny

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washington sang "Oh say can you see get your fat ass off me" is better :P

Wait, do you mean personal AND outer space? because that'll be even better.:b - Nick-brick8

Makes no sense at all but I just love it for that. The best on here in my opinion. There's something about it that just makes you laugh. I don't even know what it is but lol.

What did you say about my mama?

Yo mama yo mama sucks

Vincent Kennedy McMahon is a legend.

Cos he has no chance in HELL - SmoothCriminal

Haha nothing ever hapens at a job you hate

You am no real super sand

You am no real super sand... Aahh

Don't get it���"

This one is a rare gem among a mostly bland list.

Awkward?

My classmates use this joke. So nice! - Animefan12

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a lion? One is heartless, roars angrily at everything, has stupid hair and eats the innocent... The other is a lion.

It said EXCEPT for the eagle - they were basically making fun of their own joke

How the hell would an eagle be underground? - Animefan12

What?

Yeah, teachers refer to daydreaming kids as "Physically present but mentally absent! " - Animefan12

And sleeping with my eyes open haha.

GG whoever did this. They have a sense of humor lol. All the other jokes some random junk they found in a joke book. This persons funny and you can tell

Lol I agree

Man, this is even worse than "What's yellow and has a peel? A banana! " - Animefan12

What is black white and crazy? A constipated panda!

Is this an anti-joke?

What is black and white? I dunno, maybe a Leopard kind of...

Yo mama so fat when she caught a magikarp, She was imprisoned.

If Yo mama splashed into North Pacific Ocean, Alaska Drowned, so what if her magikarp splashes? - Animefan12

Yo mama so fat when she splashed in North Pacific Ocean, Alaska drowned! - Animefan12

I know a better one.
How many monkeys does it take to screw a light bulb?
Ans. 3. 1 to hold the bulb and two to turn the wall around. - Animefan12

Why did the blonde get to the other side? Because she crossed the road. Yeah...

No matter how many times I hear that joke I still do not get it

Well, it's just the classic, isn't it?

How is this not number 1?

The Answer is an Owl

My favourite yo mama joke. - DunnaNunnaBatman

Ha ha! This is nice! - Animefan12

OH NO! WHY DID I NOT COOK THE CHICKEN? NOW IT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE!

- A con artist fox - isaaonrtdmtr

Now this is funny. Was laughing until my face turned purple, then carried on laughing! It's cruel, but hilarious too!

I cried mysef to sleep when I read this joke. Absolutely hilarious. Some other jokes on this list are pretty good as well but this one is the best of the lot of them. Laugh out loud

This is offensive but nice. - Animefan12

I hope you get hodgkins lymphoma

Who brought you into this world? A woman.