Best Jokes of All Time

Every single one of these jokes are stupid. I found none of them even remotely funny, they are all for kids, real immature toilet humour. I mean its dry and stupid

Absolutely stupid; even more so than "Why did the chicken cross the road". What if I said "come join the Nazis, we have pancakes"? The reaction would generally not be laughter because it isn't witty.

It is supposed to be "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE LOKI, and cookies." This one is so much better. - LokiLaufeyson2000

I think this is a very funny JOKE.

So peoples you can latterly use this joke in a comedy act like this: Well when I was little my dad said that good woman are found on every corner of the earth! My first question to that was how many corners does the earth have. Then I realized the earth has no corners. Tis is by far the best joke

That is the funniest one. It should be first.

What the heck is this suppose to mean - iiwreky

#round earth

I hate this joke. It's not funny and offensive to MJ. How can you people let this stand. - Draco

With a babies penis

Man, this joke is bad. It's offensive. - Animefan12

That's not good at all😠 - Ananya

because there's 20 of them, hehehehe - SmoothCriminal

That's just sick, but funny, lol - SmoothCriminal

Oh, I get it! 20 eight-year olds, right! - Animefan12

It's funny when I tell someone I'm addicted to coke cause they think I mean the drug :P - booklover1

Mom, I'm on coke
Is it good?
No! My name is on the coke bottle!

This is what would happen. Then I would finally find the "Jill" on the name bottles. - Merilille

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a dollar, George Washington sang "Oh say can you see get your fat ass off me" is better :P

Boooringg! That's the most typical thing in the world. Its more of a fact than a joke.

Lol. I'm not a nerd in any sense but this is pretty funny. I'll tell my nerd neighbor to use it, she will probably smother me with know large of pi while doing her distinctly nerdy laugh.

Better version of "come to the dark side we have cookies". Much better.

Come to the dork side is better because it sounds like dark side.

Whoa, I never knew what this meant. Now I know. When my friend first asked me I said:
"Yeah" and he looked at me, scared. Then I thought, that's not good. So I just said:
"No, I was just kidding. By the way, what does that mean? I thought you meant the game system. "

Awesome! I have another.
Kid1: Do you want to be the Chairman Of the World?
Kid2: Yes, of course!
Kid1: That means you are a COW!
Kid2: Oh, Chairman Of the World! Yes! It's abbreviation is cow! Awesome!
Kid1: Yeah, and it's you.
Kid2: Aargh! - Animefan12

Laugh out loud Nice haha.. will definitely use this on one of my friendss...!

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a lion? One is heartless, roars angrily at everything, has stupid hair and eats the innocent... The other is a lion.

It said EXCEPT for the eagle - they were basically making fun of their own joke

How the hell would an eagle be underground? - Animefan12

What?

Yo mama so fat when she caught a magikarp, She was imprisoned.

If Yo mama splashed into North Pacific Ocean, Alaska Drowned, so what if her magikarp splashes? - Animefan12

Yo mama so fat when she splashed in North Pacific Ocean, Alaska drowned! - Animefan12

Man, this is even worse than "What's yellow and has a peel? A banana! " - Animefan12

What is black white and crazy? A constipated panda!

Is this an anti-joke?

What is black and white? I dunno, maybe a Leopard kind of...

Makes no sense at all but I just love it for that. The best on here in my opinion. There's something about it that just makes you laugh. I don't even know what it is but lol.

Vincent Kennedy McMahon is a legend.

Cos he has no chance in HELL - SmoothCriminal