Best Jokes of All Time

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21 What did the crop say to the farmer? Why are you always picking on me?
22 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! To get away from the cook! To prove he's no chicken!
23 The only thing school is teaching me is texting without looking, hehehe

Yeah, teachers refer to daydreaming kids as "Physically present but mentally absent! " - Animefan12

And sleeping with my eyes open haha.

GG whoever did this. They have a sense of humor lol. All the other jokes some random junk they found in a joke book. This persons funny and you can tell

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24 Why did the chicken cross the road? You didn't cook it. V 2 Comments
25 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde get to the other side? Because she crossed the road. Yeah...

No matter how many times I hear that joke I still do not get it

Well, it's just the classic, isn't it?

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26 What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
27 What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
28 My papa got stung from a bee and the bee said 'buzz kill' and my father thought he'd die from that bee sting.
29 Yo mama so stupid she she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power

My favourite yo mama joke. - DunnaNunnaBatman

30 What do you call a baby with no arms, no legs and floating in the ocean? Answer: F****d!

Now this is funny. Was laughing until my face turned purple, then carried on laughing! It's cruel, but hilarious too!

I cried mysef to sleep when I read this joke. Absolutely hilarious. Some other jokes on this list are pretty good as well but this one is the best of the lot of them. Laugh out loud

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31 What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
32 How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away his credit card!
33 What do keemstar and an onion have in common? They both make old men cry.
34 Yo mama so fat she has her own website
35 She wants the direct.
36 How many babies does it take to make a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw 'em!

My classmates use this joke. So nice! - Animefan12

37 Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

I hope you get hodgkins lymphoma

Who brought you into this world? A woman.

38 What's 9+10? uh 21

That is old, but is my favorite joke

This is my favorite joke 9+10=21.

No it is 23 because the plus is 2 1s and so is the equal sign

39 Q. Whats red and smells of blue paint A. Red paint

Hey, wait, I don't get it. What does that mean? - Animefan12

It's an anti-joke, Animefan12. Most of these are. You're ruining it for all of us.

40 Q: Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? A: You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls using a pitchfork.

I don't like the baby jokes cause I have a 3 month baby sister and makes me feel bad, esp this one

What the heck? This is terrible! Who keeps putting these jokes on here? - mpgami

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