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Yeah, teachers refer to daydreaming kids as "Physically present but mentally absent! " - Animefan12
And sleeping with my eyes open haha.
GG whoever did this. They have a sense of humor lol. All the other jokes some random junk they found in a joke book. This persons funny and you can tellV 1 Comment
Why did the blonde get to the other side? Because she crossed the road. Yeah...
No matter how many times I hear that joke I still do not get it
Well, it's just the classic, isn't it?V 3 Comments
My favourite yo mama joke. - DunnaNunnaBatman
Now this is funny. Was laughing until my face turned purple, then carried on laughing! It's cruel, but hilarious too!
I cried mysef to sleep when I read this joke. Absolutely hilarious. Some other jokes on this list are pretty good as well but this one is the best of the lot of them. Laugh out loudV 1 Comment
My classmates use this joke. So nice! - Animefan12
I hope you get hodgkins lymphoma
Who brought you into this world? A woman.
That is old, but is my favorite joke
This is my favorite joke 9+10=21.
No it is 23 because the plus is 2 1s and so is the equal sign
Hey, wait, I don't get it. What does that mean? - Animefan12
It's an anti-joke, Animefan12. Most of these are. You're ruining it for all of us.
I don't like the baby jokes cause I have a 3 month baby sister and makes me feel bad, esp this one
What the heck? This is terrible! Who keeps putting these jokes on here? - mpgami
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