Best King of the Hill Characters


The Top Ten

1 Dale Gribble

If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.

That's code for UN commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up. Let's see what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali has to say about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!

(talking to Hank about Hank and Peggy's 20th anniversary)
20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now.

They're trying to make me pee my pants, but they're too late.

I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny.

But I need my kidney, it keeps my other kidney company.

T.V. Sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized set will be a thing of the past.

If Peggy wants to screw something up, why doesn't she just stick to Bobby?

I could go on and on.. And on and on.. And on and on..

He doesn't believe in any facts and should already have died from lung cancer.

"He moved to Denver" "Hank was that hard"

Funny and entertaining and I like him a lot.

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2 Hank Hill Hank Hill Hank Rutherford Hill is a fictional character and the main protagonist on the animated television series King of the Hill.

I love Hank. He deserves to be number one. He does wish everyone was just like him, but that's what makes him funny if you ask me! He is indeed the King of the Hill!

A good all American there I tell you what.

I actually don't like Hank because he seems to wish everyone was just like him.

Hank: Yup, These are Medium Rare
Bobby: But what if someone want's theirs well done?
Hank: We ask them kindly, yet firmly, to leave.

Episode: Raise The Steaks

3 Jeff Boomhauer

Dang ol' boo, man! Boomhauer is the most hilarious character on the show.

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4 Bobby Hill

He's easily the most antagonized character in the show but he's still the best person on rainy street. Look up his "I'm fat" speech to Peggy (the episode about Peggy's feet)

My kids and I love Bobby. It can't be easy being a kid in that house.

It is hilarious how he is the opposite of Hank, and an all around bubbly personality


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5 Bill Dauterive

He loves Hank's wife, is a barber in the Army, has low self esteem, but he's a very loyal friend and a loving person.

Bill is my favorite character in King of the Hill

Ugh get this pedophile off the list

Pretty, pretty pizza - Absol

6 John Redcorn

John Redcorn Rocks! So does his band too, The Red Corn Band! Thanks, Daniel Hicks - in tune flute player for the Red Corn Band

He has the most impact on the show and he is only on once in a while! and I met him and he is just as awesome as his character

7 Luanne Platter

Good thing I don't have dangerous brain powers, or right now YOU'D BE IN A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES!

She's one of my favorite characters.

Am I supposed to kill this pig?

BTU. British thermal unit. Not bacon.

At the beauty academy, we believe no one is black, white, red, or yellow... But their hair can be.

She is so stupid it's hilarious.

8 Cotton Hill

It's not a flashback: you're losing again!

Cotton is awesome! And he killed fitty men.

He is funny because he killed fitty men and his war flashbacks.

I killed 50 men

9 Kahn Souphanousinphone

Don't be stupid hillbilly. Kahn the best, Kahn always the best.

This guy is hilarious

10 Peggy Hill Peggy Hill Margaret Joseph "Peggy" Hill is a fictional character in the American animated series King of the Hill.

Her jokes are always my favorite part of any episode! Always makes me laugh.

The Newcomers

? Connie Souphanousinphone

The Contenders

11 Joseph Gribble

A scary guy when mad

12 Nancy Hicks Gribble
13 Carl Moss

He's a liar, a fraud, and completely incompetent In just about every way, absolute gold.

14 Kahn Connie Souphanousinphone, Jr.
15 Octavio
16 Buck Strickland
17 Stuart Dooley

He's not the best character, but he's definitely the funniest.

18 Lucky Kleinschmidt

He slipped on pee pee at the Costco and won 53 thousand dollars.

19 Minh Souphanousinphone
20 Joe Jack

Much too angry honey...

21 Alabaster Jones
22 Enrique
23 Reverend Karen Stroup
24 Jimmy

Bobby's "boss" - Absol

25 Good Hank
26 Mark Buckley
27 Gary Kasner
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