Best King of the Hill Charactershockeyguy2100
The Top Ten
If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.
That's code for UN commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up. Let's see what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali has to say about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!
(talking to Hank about Hank and Peggy's 20th anniversary)
20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now.
They're trying to make me pee my pants, but they're too late.
I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny.
But I need my kidney, it keeps my other kidney company.
T.V. Sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized set will be a thing of the past.
If Peggy wants to screw something up, why doesn't she just stick to Bobby?
I could go on and on.. And on and on.. And on and on..
Dale is so annoying I hate him
He definitely brings the show to life, he's awesome! - SavageLG
He doesn't believe in any facts and should already have died from lung cancer.
He's an all round good man!
I love Hank. He deserves to be number one. He does wish everyone was just like him, but that's what makes him funny if you ask me! He is indeed the King of the Hill!
A good all American there I tell you what.
I actually don't like Hank because he seems to wish everyone was just like him.
He's easily the most laid-back, all-around guy who has some wise words in all of gibberish that the guys understand occasionally.
Dang ol' boo, man! Boomhauer is the most hilarious character on the show.
Talking bout dang ole Boomhauer mane
He's easily the most antagonized character in the show but he's still the best person on rainy street. Look up his "I'm fat" speech to Peggy (the episode about Peggy's feet)
My kids and I love Bobby. It can't be easy being a kid in that house.
It is hilarious how he is the opposite of Hank, and an all around bubbly personality
How is Bill a pedophile? gtfo
He loves Hank's wife, is a barber in the Army, has low self esteem, but he's a very loyal friend and a loving person.
Bill is my favorite character in King of the Hill
Ugh get this pedophile off the list
Good thing I don't have dangerous brain powers, or right now YOU'D BE IN A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES!
She's one of my favorite characters.
Am I supposed to kill this pig?
BTU. British thermal unit. Not bacon.
At the beauty academy, we believe no one is black, white, red, or yellow... But their hair can be.
She is so stupid it's hilarious.
John Redcorn Rocks! So does his band too, The Red Corn Band! Thanks, Daniel Hicks - in tune flute player for the Red Corn Band
He has the most impact on the show and he is only on once in a while! and I met him and he is just as awesome as his character
No quit in Cotton
It's not a flashback: you're losing again!
Cotton is awesome! And he killed fitty men.
He is funny because he killed fitty men and his war flashbacks.
Probably gets the best lines on the show
"Minh, it's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars! "
Don't be stupid hillbilly. Kahn the best, Kahn always the best.
This guy is hilarious
By far the best written character.
Her jokes are always my favorite part of any episode! Always makes me laugh.
I love this guy he should be at no. 1 with Dale
I love this character so much he’s just so relatable and cool
I love how he develops from season 1-4 to season 5-13 as a character I love him in the early seasons because of how cute he was but I prefer him in the later episodes he has way more character Either way he’s awesome
A scary guy when mad
He's a liar, a fraud, and completely incompetent In just about every way, absolute gold.
Come on Octavio
The show's master philosopher
He slipped on pee pee at the Costco and won 53 thousand dollars.
He's not the best character, but he's definitely the funniest.
You I like!
Much too angry honey...
Bobby's "boss" - Absol