Best King of the Hill Characters

The Top Ten
1 Dale Gribble

The way this character is written is genius, He's a skeptical conspiracy theorist, but he can't notice what's going on under his nose. That combined with constant funny, dank, straight up crazy quotes makes for comedy gold. He's a total idiot, but not in a way that Bill or Luanne is, because of how he acts on it, which is more insane than stupid. I mean this guy is crazy, but his schemes fail hilariousy. Easily one of- if not the funniest characters in the adult cartoon genre.

If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.

That's code for UN commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up. Let's see what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali has to say about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!

(talking to Hank about Hank and Peggy's 20th anniversary)
20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now.

They're trying to make me pee my pants, but they're too late.

I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny.

But I need my kidney, it keeps my other kidney company.

T.V. Sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized set will be a thing of the past.

If Peggy wants to screw something up, why doesn't she just stick to Bobby?

I could go on and on.. And on and on.. And on and on..

He is a pretty funny and cool guy, though he can also be very cowardly and cruel at times, but overall he is a great guy just a bit dimwitted

Hank is dumb. He wants bobby to be like him. And peggy only cares about her self dale is hilarious so is boomhauer

2 Hank Hill Hank Rutherford Hill is a fictional character and the main protagonist on the animated television series King of the Hill.

Hank Hill is without a doubt my favorite character on this show, as personally I find him the funniest and most relatable. I also really like his voice

One of the best main characters in an adult animated comedy show ever. Hank created his own archetype, much like Homer Simpson did.

I love Hank. He deserves to be number one. He does wish everyone was just like him, but that's what makes him funny if you ask me! He is indeed the King of the Hill!

Hank: Yup, These are Medium Rare
Bobby: But what if someone want's theirs well done?
Hank: We ask them kindly, yet firmly, to leave.

Episode: Raise The Steaks

3 Jeff Boomhauer

Boomhauer is hilarious and is truly brilliant with being a Texas Ranger in the investigation unit. He also seems to be a good mechanic with Mrs. Sally and his current car.

I hate everyone in this series except Boomhauer (the most tolerated character in this show), Bobby and Connie. So many ignorant morons in this show. The later seasons give me a lot of nerves and almost dropped the show but managed to watch it all. I heard there's a plan to revive this show? Oh hell no! Futurama deserve better than this

Every time this character talks I chuckle, as I can barely understand what he is saying, he also just seems like a good natured guy

He's easily the most laid-back, all-around guy who has some wise words in all of gibberish that the guys understand occasionally.

4 Bobby Hill

He's easily the most antagonized character in the show but he's still the best person on rainy street. Look up his "I'm fat" speech to Peggy (the episode about Peggy's feet)

The juxtaposition of Bobby and Hank is one of the best parts of the show. I found myself liking the episodes about Bobby the most.

My kids and I love Bobby. It can't be easy being a kid in that house.

"That's my purse! "

5 Bill Dauterive

Bill is a friendly guy that sometimes acts like a child when he is having fun, which makes him a pretty entertaining character

He loves Hank's wife, is a barber in the Army, has low self esteem, but he's a very loyal friend and a loving person.

Pretty, pretty pizza

6 Luanne Platter

Am I supposed to kill this pig?

BTU. British thermal unit. Not bacon.

At the beauty academy, we believe no one is black, white, red, or yellow... But their hair can be.

She is so stupid it's hilarious.

She's one of my favorite characters.

7 Kahn Souphanousinphone

"Minh, it's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars! "

Don't be stupid hillbilly. Kahn the best, Kahn always the best.

This guy is hilarious

All I have to say is that even though he is rude, his rudeness is so funny that I love him

8 John Redcorn

John Redcorn Rocks! So does his band too, The Red Corn Band! Thanks, Daniel Hicks - in tune flute player for the Red Corn Band

He has the most impact on the show and he is only on once in a while! and I met him and he is just as awesome as his character

He seems like a cool guy that likes helping others out, the only bad thing about him is the cheating he does with Nancy

9 Cotton Hill

He is rude and foulmouthed, but deep inside you can tell he is a great guy that cares for his son. He is also really funny whenever he starts raging

It's not a flashback: you're losing again!

He is funny because he killed fitty men and his war flashbacks.

No quit in Cotton

10 Joseph Gribble

Come on let's get Joseph higher 10 just isn't high enough damn it! He's awesome

I love this guy he should be at no. 1 with Dale

A scary guy when mad

The Contenders
11 Nancy Hicks Gribble

I'd have to say she is the worst character in the show, due to her cheating on Dale on a daily basis and not feeling guilty about it

12 Kahn Connie Souphanousinphone, Jr.
13 Peggy Hill Margaret Joseph "Peggy" Hill is a fictional character in the American animated series King of the Hill.

Peggy is underrated. A self-proclaimed genius who's not very bright at times, watching her get in over her head can be hilarious.

Her jokes are always my favorite part of any episode! Always makes me laugh.

By far the best written character.

14 Minh Souphanousinphone
15 Connie Souphanousinphone
16 Ladybird Hill

Still better than Peggy

17 Joe Jack

Much too angry honey...

18 Lucky Kleinschmidt

He slipped on pee pee at the Costco and won 53 thousand dollars.

19 Carl Moss

He's a liar, a fraud, and completely incompetent In just about every way, absolute gold.

20 Octavio
21 Buck Strickland
22 Stuart Dooley

He's not the best character, but he's definitely the funniest.

23 Good Hank
24 Gary Kasner
25 Alabaster Jones
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