Best King of the Hill Characters
The Top Ten
If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.
That's code for UN commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up. Let's see what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali has to say about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!
(talking to Hank about Hank and Peggy's 20th anniversary)
20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now.
They're trying to make me pee my pants, but they're too late.
I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny.
But I need my kidney, it keeps my other kidney company.
T.V. Sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized set will be a thing of the past.
If Peggy wants to screw something up, why doesn't she just stick to Bobby?
I could go on and on.. And on and on.. And on and on..
Hank is dumb. He wants bobby to be like him. And peggy only cares about her self dale is hilarious so is boomhauer
He doesn't believe in any facts and should already have died from lung cancer.
Oh come on, Dale.. I mean Rusty Shackleford is easily the best character on King of the Hill.
Hank Hill is without a doubt my favorite character on this show, as personally I find him the funniest and most relatable. I also really like his voice
One of the best main characters in an adult animated comedy show ever. Hank created his own archetype, much like Homer Simpson did.
I love Hank. He deserves to be number one. He does wish everyone was just like him, but that's what makes him funny if you ask me! He is indeed the King of the Hill!
Hank: Yup, These are Medium Rare
Bobby: But what if someone want's theirs well done?
Hank: We ask them kindly, yet firmly, to leave.
Episode: Raise The Steaks
He's easily the most laid-back, all-around guy who has some wise words in all of gibberish that the guys understand occasionally.
Dang ol' boo, man! Boomhauer is the most hilarious character on the show.
Mike Judge in one of his best voice roles
Talking bout dang ole Boomhauer mane
The juxtaposition of Bobby and Hank is one of the best parts of the show. I found myself liking the episodes about Bobby the most.
He's easily the most antagonized character in the show but he's still the best person on rainy street. Look up his "I'm fat" speech to Peggy (the episode about Peggy's feet)
It is hilarious how he is the opposite of Hank, and an all around bubbly personality
Bobby is just such a kind and fun loving boy that you can't just help but love him
Bill is a friendly guy that sometimes acts like a child when he is having fun, which makes him a pretty entertaining character
He loves Hank's wife, is a barber in the Army, has low self esteem, but he's a very loyal friend and a loving person.
Bill is my favorite character in King of the Hill
Ugh get this pedophile off the list
Am I supposed to kill this pig?
BTU. British thermal unit. Not bacon.
At the beauty academy, we believe no one is black, white, red, or yellow... But their hair can be.
She is so stupid it's hilarious.
She's one of my favorite characters.
Good thing I don't have dangerous brain powers, or right now YOU'D BE IN A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES!
She is probably the nicest character on the show and her ditzy moments usually make for some pretty funny scenes
John Redcorn Rocks! So does his band too, The Red Corn Band! Thanks, Daniel Hicks - in tune flute player for the Red Corn Band
He has the most impact on the show and he is only on once in a while! and I met him and he is just as awesome as his character
He seems like a cool guy that likes helping others out, the only bad thing about him is the cheating he does with Nancy
He is rude and foulmouthed, but deep inside you can tell he is a great guy that cares for his son. He is also really funny whenever he starts raging
It's not a flashback: you're losing again!
He is funny because he killed fitty men and his war flashbacks.
Cotton is awesome! And he killed fitty men.
"Minh, it's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly is marrying hillbilly cousin! You owe me five dollars! "
All I have to say is that even though he is rude, his rudeness is so funny that I love him
Don't be stupid hillbilly. Kahn the best, Kahn always the best.
Probably gets the best lines on the show
I love this guy he should be at no. 1 with Dale
A scary guy when mad
I love this character so much he’s just so relatable and cool
I love how he develops from season 1-4 to season 5-13 as a character I love him in the early seasons because of how cute he was but I prefer him in the later episodes he has way more character Either way he’s awesome
Peggy is underrated. A self-proclaimed genius who's not very bright at times, watching her get in over her head can be hilarious.
Her jokes are always my favorite part of any episode! Always makes me laugh.
By far the best written character.
I'd have to say she is the worst character in the show, due to her cheating on Dale on a daily basis and not feeling guilty about it
He's a liar, a fraud, and completely incompetent In just about every way, absolute gold.
Much too angry honey...
Come on Octavio
He slipped on pee pee at the Costco and won 53 thousand dollars.
The show's master philosopher
Still better than Peggy
He's not the best character, but he's definitely the funniest.
the most savage character on the show