Best Michael Scott Quotes
The Top Ten
If there was ever one quintessential Michael Scott quote, it's this one. No matter how many times you hear it (or use it), it's a timeless classic. Thank you The Office.
I found myself saying this for a week after a The Office marathon viewing session. Got some weird looks..
No matter when he says it or about what it is great,
it always leaves me laughing on into the next scene.
This is my iPhone background. A picture a Michael with bold captions "That's What She Said"
I absolutely fell in love with this episode I die of laughter every time I watch it and constantly bring it up whenever it's even possible to be honest.
Great series, great guy. Sometimes I go to sleep thinking if I was in the office then I would I have a great time and meet some great people. Great.
This quote is just so classic and capures so much about Michael - it's hilarious for reasons Michael didn't see, but also a little sad. It shows his daftness and his heart.
It's one of the first Michael quotes that really stuck with me. And I use it as an outro in my emails... Everyone needs some Michael Scott in their life.
Oh Geez so mushy!
I love this quote... makes me feel warm inside!
I have worms as well.
Michael Scott is a man of character, of those features that I value the most in people. It's such a pity people don't get to say what they think and all their lives pretend to understand each other.
I spit my drink out laughing so hard at this!
To the person below, it's because Charlie Brown says good grief as an exclamation
I don't get this one will someone please explain.
Aren't we all?
I'm gonna start using that one for everybody I dislike. Great one
Just because nobody really was meant to like Toby. WATCH THE SHOW PEOPLE!
I laugh every time I hear this!
Michael Scott is my dream boss. When I imagine my life before the office, I realise of how dull it was. (lol) This show is the best show ever.
Great word play. One of my fave ep.
I really don't know why this is so funny
This one's a keeper
I have this on a pillow 😂
Michael Scott may have his flaws, but all he really wants in this world is to bring happiness to everybody (and be liked for it). I always enjoyed his bizarre hatred of Toby, but in this line it becomes so clear that it isn't random, but that Toby's philosophy on life is too different from Michael's own.
I saw this episode, then I realized t's just like my brother and the rest of my family. We try something fun and he sucks the joy out of it, always complaining. He is the "Toby" of the family...so I think now that I see this quote I'm going to use it...
Wow! What an excellent quote! I really love this show and everything about it is good. All the time. Minimum comment quality reached.
Greatest quote ever
I love the fact that you thought of this episode to quote Michael from. Most people forget the amazing comedic sense of the first season, but I'm sorry to say that you've quoted it incorrectly. In this scene, Michael is cleaning out his car with the help of Ryan. Ryan finds a bottle of some sort of drink in the back of the car and asks Michael what he should do with it. Michael then asks what the flavor is and Ryan responds with blue. Ryan. Not Jim.