Best Patrick Star Moments


The Top Ten

1 No This Is Patrick!

It is by far the best because he keeps yelling at the people calling and saying no this is Patrick and he gets more and more mad

Is this the Krusty Krab? NO THIS IS PATRICK! Hillarious

Yes so funny

2 Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle

Best story of all time

Once apona time there was an ugly barnicle.
He was so ugly everyone died.
The end

That didn't help at all!

3 Firmly Grasp It!

Firmly grasp it in your hand. (it falls) Firmly grasp it. (it falls) (impatiently) FIRMLY GRASP IT! (goes into Squidward's hand)

That's what she said - SammySpore

MHMHMH! - Squidward - Datguyisweird666

4 I Love You!
5 May I Take Your Hat Sir?

You mean like a weenie? Ok

6 Finland

"Are you ok Patrick"
No a bowling ball and a wrench just dropped on my head

7 Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?

This is hilarious

I'm gonna check that Patrick, but only because you're my favorite character in the show

I am a massive fan of SpongeBob but I don't really find this part funny. - lizard302

I will kill this dumb ass. - 05yusuf09

8 Don't Touch Me I'm Sterile
9 Leddle-Ledde-Leddle-Lee

Flying Dutchman: (howls)
SpongeBob: Baaa!
Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee.

Flying Dutchman: (howls)
SpongeBob: Baaa!
Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee.
(Dutchman tries to howl, interrupted by Patrick)
Patrick: (more sounds, Dutchman attempts, interrupted once again, Patrick then stops, long silence)

10 Wheres the Leak Ma'am?

The Contenders

11 Who You Callin' Pinhead
12 The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are An Enigma

You meen spilling milk?

13 Oh boy, 3 am!
14 It's a Giraffe
15 Wumbo

You know, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo...

16 I Can't See My Forehead
17 Don't you have too be stupid somewhere else? Not until 4:00
18 I am not a Krusty Krab.

(Is this the Krusty Krab? ) No this is Patrick. - Gaymer

19 Wee Woo Wee Woo Wee Woo!!

Wee woo wee woo wee woo ( looks at paper) wee woo wee woo wee woo! spongebob!

20 Sponge-Boob

Funniest moment in the whole episode

21 Put your hand on the lid... No Patrick, the lid. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid.
22 Focusing... Focusing... Focusing
23 Bom Bom
24 I'm dead again. This game stinks
25 I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!
26 I think I'll eat it now! (eats candy bar) I think I'll eat it now! (bites his hand) ow!
27 It Varies
28 Rectangles!!
29 Screaming at the wanted maniac poster
30 Does this look dangerous?
31 Have you learned nothing about sharing? (Yours Mine and Mine)
32 That's not crazy talk this is crazy talk
33 Maybe he's not a brother
34 Hey that's my chocolate bar (Life of Crime)
35 Not until 4 - Patrick
36 SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes.
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