Best Patrick Star Moments

The Top Ten

No This Is Patrick!

It is by far the best because he keeps yelling at the people calling and saying no this is Patrick and he gets more and more mad

Is this the Krusty Krab? NO THIS IS PATRICK! Hillarious

Yes so funny

Once There Was An Ugly Barnacle

Best story of all time

Once apona time there was an ugly barnicle.
He was so ugly everyone died.
The end

He was SO UGLY THAT EVERYONE DIED! THE END!
That didn't help at all!

Firmly Grasp It!

Firmly grasp it in your hand. (it falls) Firmly grasp it. (it falls) (impatiently) FIRMLY GRASP IT! (goes into Squidward's hand)

That's what she said - SammySpore

MHMHMH! - Squidward - Datguyisweird666

I Love You!
May I Take Your Hat Sir?

You mean like a weenie? Ok

Finland

"Are you ok Patrick"
No a bowling ball and a wrench just dropped on my head

Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?

I'm gonna check that Patrick, but only because you're my favorite character in the show

This is hilarious

I am a massive fan of SpongeBob but I don't really find this part funny. - lizard302

I will kill this dumb ass. - 05yusuf09

Don't Touch Me I'm Sterile
Leddle-Ledde-Leddle-Lee

Flying Dutchman: (howls)
SpongeBob: Baaa!
Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee.

Flying Dutchman: (howls)
SpongeBob: Baaa!
Patrick: Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee.
(Dutchman tries to howl, interrupted by Patrick)
Patrick: (more sounds, Dutchman attempts, interrupted once again, Patrick then stops, long silence)

Wheres the Leak Ma'am?

The Contenders

Who You Callin' Pinhead
The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are An Enigma

You meen spilling milk?

Oh boy, 3 am!
It's a Giraffe
Wumbo

You know, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo...

I am not a Krusty Krab.

(Is this the Krusty Krab? ) No this is Patrick. - Gaymer

I Can't See My Forehead
Don't you have too be stupid somewhere else? Not until 4:00
Rectangles!!
Wee Woo Wee Woo Wee Woo!!

Wee woo wee woo wee woo ( looks at paper) wee woo wee woo wee woo! spongebob!

Sponge-Boob

Funniest moment in the whole episode

Put your hand on the lid... No Patrick, the lid. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid.
Focusing... Focusing... Focusing
Bom Bom
I'm dead again. This game stinks
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