Best Pickup Lines

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The Top Ten

1 If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Well if I could arrange the alphabet I would put f and u together

Its s cute =^.^=

2 I need a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

These are all so cheesy, but this one still comes off as genuinely sweet. It's one of the only ones I wouldn't just roll my eyes upon hearing.

3 Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

I actually am from Tennessee, so this might fail...

4 Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
5 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
6 Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
7 Apart from being the most beautiful girl in the world, what do you do for a living?
8 Soon there will only be seven planets because I'm about to destroy Uranus.

Get in there my son

This is...a terrible pickup line. It's so terrible it's funny and sad at the same time. - WonkeyDude98

#blessed

Nooo way lol I'm dead

9 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
10 If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

Oh my goodness. - ProPanda

This one is gross...wouldn't work on me lol

The Newcomers

? Are you a garden tool because I want to use you like a hoe
? This product is unavailable but can I still have you

The Contenders

11 How you doin'?

op

Wow amaazing
totaly original

This isn't a pickup line 😂

12 If you were mine, I'd treat you like homework, I'd bang you down on a table and do you all night long!
13 Are you french? Because Eiffel for you.

This is sooo cute

so cute!

14 Do you play soccer? Because your body is really kicking.
15 Excuse me, do you have something in your eye? No, it's just a sparkle.
16 Are you a pinky toe? Because I'd bang you on a table any day.
17 Your body is over 75% water... and I'm thirsty
18 Are you Satan? ‘Cuz I would sacrifice anything for you.
19 Close your eyes. What do you see? Nothing, right? Well, that's my world without you.
20 My love for you is like a fractal, it goes on forever
21 Do you have a band aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

It is so cute I love it!

YESSS this is good

22 Can I get a picture with you to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?

dang

23 Dang! You're so good looking I actually forgot my pick up line.

Haha, I love this one! - cjWriter1997

This pick up line is so terrible it’s actually good

24 Whoa! Was that an earthquake wait no. You just rocked my world.
25 Come on give it back (when they say "what back" say) my heart.

Ohhh that's good

26 Do you have a map because I just got lost in those beautiful eyes of yours.

This might actually work on me

27 If I had 5 cents every time I saw someone as gorgeous as you I would have 5 cents.
28 Do you know if there is an airport by because my heart just took off as you passed.
29 If you were words on a page you'd be fine print.
30 Am I dead... no my heart just skipped a beat
31 You're like my homework. I'm not doing you but I should be.
32 I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight...
33 Let's play "Titanic" you be the ocean and I'll go down on you.
34 You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
35 I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
36 Hi, I'm Percy Jackson
37 You're living proof that a person can be perfect.
38 Is your name Bluetooth? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
39 Are you Cinderella? Cuz I see that dress coming off at midnight.
40 You remind of my computer, I just want to bang you on a table all day
41 Are you trash? Because I want to take you out.
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