Best Pickup Lines


The Top Ten

1 If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Well if I could arrange the alphabet I would put f and u together

Its s cute =^.^=

2 I need a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

These are all so cheesy, but this one still comes off as genuinely sweet. It's one of the only ones I wouldn't just roll my eyes upon hearing.

3 Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
4 Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

I actually am from Tennessee, so this might fail...

5 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
6 Apart from being the most beautiful girl in the world, what do you do for a living?
7 Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
8 Soon there will only be seven planets because I'm about to destroy Uranus.

Get in there my son

This is...a terrible pickup line. It's so terrible it's funny and sad at the same time. - WonkeyDude98

Nooo way lol I'm dead

9 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
10 If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

Oh my goodness. - ProPanda

This one is gross...wouldn't work on me lol

The Contenders

11 Do you play soccer? Because your body is really kicking.
12 Excuse me, do you have something in your eye? No, it's just a sparkle.
13 How you doin'?


This isn't a pickup line 😂

14 Are you a pinky toe? Because I'd bang you on a table any day.
15 Your body is over 75% water... and I'm thirsty
16 Do you have a band aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

YESSS this is good

17 Can I get a picture with you to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?


18 Dang! You're so good looking I actually forgot my pick up line.

Haha, I love this one! - cjWriter1997

This pick up line is so terrible it’s actually good

19 Whoa! Was that an earthquake wait no. You just rocked my world.
20 Come on give it back (when they say "what back" say) my heart.

Ohhh that's good

21 Do you have a map because I just got lost in those beautiful eyes of yours.

This might actually work on me

22 If I had 5 cents every time I saw someone as gorgeous as you I would have 5 cents.
23 Do you know if there is an airport by because my heart just took off as you passed.
24 If you were words on a page you'd be fine print.
25 Am I dead... no my heart just skipped a beat
26 You're like my homework. I'm not doing you but I should be.
27 I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight...
28 Let's play "Titanic" you be the ocean and I'll go down on you.
29 You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
30 I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
31 Hi, I'm Percy Jackson
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