Best Pickup Lines
The Top Ten
1 Apart from being the most beautiful girl in the world, what do you do for a living?
2 Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
3 Are you french? Because Eiffel for you.
4 Come on give it back (when they say "what back" say) my heart.
5 Dang! You're so good looking I actually forgot my pick up line.
6 If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Well if I could arrange the alphabet I would put f and u together
7 Close your eyes. What do you see? Nothing, right? Well, that's my world without you.
8 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
9 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
10 Do you have a map because I just got lost in those beautiful eyes of yours.
This might actually work on me
The Contenders
11 I need a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
These are all so cheesy, but this one still comes off as genuinely sweet. It's one of the only ones I wouldn't just roll my eyes upon hearing.
12 Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
I actually am from Tennessee, so this might fail...
13 Soon there will only be seven planets because I'm about to destroy Uranus.
#destroying Uranus
Get in there my son
14 Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
That's my favourite one
15 If you were mine, I'd treat you like homework, I'd bang you down on a table and do you all night long!
16 Are you an x-ray? Cuz I see my bone in you
17 Hey, I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?
18 If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
Oh my goodness.
19 How you doin'?
OMG! SO ROMANTIC! Said nobody ever.
(I love it)
20 Do you play soccer? Because your body is really kicking.
21 If I had 5 cents every time I saw someone as gorgeous as you I would have 5 cents.
22 I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight...
23 Hi, I'm Percy Jackson
24 Are you Satan? ‘Cuz I would sacrifice anything for you.
25 Are you trash? Because I want to take you out.
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