Best Places to Have Sex
What do you prefer? Ordinary or Extraordinary? Nice or Wild?The Top Ten
Well, when you're tired you can lie down and let the other do everything
It's the most comfortable place ever!
Oh yes, because this isn't obvious at all. - RockFashionista
I guess so, although the couch sounds nice. Can't wait to have sex with my husband. Thinking the reverse cowgirl position might be the most satisfying and might feel the best when his dick enters. Never had sex because I just got married but can't wait to have kids and be super intimate with my man. Shooting for a girl, but...tomorrow sounds like a day for sex since it will be a Friday night, naked in our comfy Saatva adjustable bed or our long soft couch. I'll snog him to death, while screaming, "PUT YOUR DICK IN ME! OH! " And then we'll do it again the next night until Monday so I get super pregnant with my handsome guy. Sex, sex, satisfying sex. We'll try doggy style in the shower or car, his dick pressing into me, forcing me to become pregnant. Oh. I can't wait to be pregnant.
What the HECK is this list? - RockFashionista
My fiancé (as of July 14th) is absolutely crazy! He is a bit more sexual than I was used to, but he helped me channel my inner crazy side. One time he convinced me to do this even though I didn't want to. Now we do it at least once a week. Love ya, Reilly! - Survivor101
Peeing in the shower, but with this
Wet and naked
I was 19 and I had sex with my friends single 47 old mom in my car, then three months later I did one of my 18 year old classmates in the same car
Yep. This is officially the WEIRDEST list on this entire website. Also, sexual intercourse in a car does not sound comfortable at all. "Clausrophobic" would be a better way to put it. - RockFashionista
You have music, heating, comfy seats, view if around you, guaranteed safety and also a roof that can come down (if your in a convertible). Why not?
Who would be driving the car while you are humping?
But it's a public place with kids
If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to get sand in my vagina, so this is a bad idea. - yaygiants16
For many reasons, I would rather just make-out. - Survivor101
No one should ever have sex in a beach, there's kids and families everywhere - PeeledBanana
Okay if you got sand all in your privates then it would be like sandpaper sticking it in - Mcgillacuddy
Feels so dirty and spontaneous
I once did this one on the hall floor. Ahhh... - Survivor101
Um, please tell me you two were alone and no one was around to see that. - RockFashionista
It is nice - Swiftdawn
But you can drown
Wouldn't your penis hurt after ejaculating though?
The pressure under the water would probably hurt. - HexBolt0505
No because of the chlorine - Hummingbirdf
Certainly makes for easy clean-up. Its even nicer if you turn off the lights.
Wrong so wrong
Clean up what... Ew
AFTER the kids have left the birthday party, of course!
It would be awesome if no one was around
Less gravity more fun
Why is a bounce house on the list makes as much sence as space
The Contenders
Nothing beats the danger of being caught
Oh no, you forgot the Chinese man was there!
Did that. In the white house on a tour. Said I had to pee... - slytherinforever
Also did it while parachuting. REALLY FUN - slytherinforever
But then you have to worry about killers and chainsaws
If she agrees to it, it's the hottest thing ever
I done this before
Caroline & Klaus. Vampire Diaries Season 5. Hottest thing ever. I've wanted to do it in the forest ever since.
Can't people see you doing it?
That's just a bit too dirty - 12cc
It's great with a buxom blonde when she wraps her legs around your neck and you eat at the Y
Yeah
Pretty hot
Duh you csn takethe panties
You won’t fit unless you’re 5’3 like me - AlphaQ
Oh yeah, in a tent, in the woods, that's hot! - RogerMcBaloney
But what if someone looks in the tent
Sends water up to very nice done it before
Complete privacy, just say you want his opinion - Swiftdawn
*has sex in McDonald's ball pit*
Kid: what are you doing in the ball pit and what's this...this...white stuff?
Me: oh that's really bad milk and we're er wrestling
Haha I laughed so hard. But what if there are BLUE BALLS LOL - InsertCleverName
Make sure that there are no kids hiding at the bottom
It already is a ball pit
I did that to so of the hottest in the grade I JR. High before classes
Just no that would be too awkward if it were me I would wait until I got home.
Recently two kids in my school had sex in the bathroom
It would make for drama! - JazzPunk
Well that was... graphic
Your girlfriend sits on your lap as you shove your dick up her. Plus, you get a wet feeling
I did NOT need that image in my head! I could live a very happy life without knowing this, so yeah, thanks for the next six months of nightmares. You're awesome. (By the way, that last sentence was sarcasm, in case you did not know. ) - RockFashionista
That sounds strangely appealing.. - mpgami
Ask Britney Spears. - Survivor101
Dumbest idea ever, how in the world do you expect to breath.
Scuba gear, just means that you shouldn't keep your hopes up for a blowjob. Then again all the movement will cause you to use up your air quickly - Criz
Ye Haw, a Redneck singles club, head out to the barn and you're sure to find a date.
Um... With a human, right?
Stinky...
The clear result of FarmersOnly.com. - Survivor101
Definitely better than the beach. All the positives such being in a bathing suit and having the sun shining on your bodies without the negatives such as the sand or the possibility a little kid taking a long walk on the beach with his mom roaming toward you.
Rock the boat if ya know what I mean
oh yes
The deli or bakery would be nice. If I get hungry, I could grab a ham sandwich or something!
When you think about it, it sounds romantic and nice.
How the hell do you...nevermind.
Hold on, don't pull the cord. I'm almost finished. Almost.., almost... al...SPLAT!
Ahah scream getting orgasm spraying semen all over. ahh this is life. wait aren't we falling SPLAT
Three some with Michael Myers? Awesome.
Everybody is having sex so why not? Lol - RoseCandyMusic
Um... Why not? Everyone is already having sex - Swiftdawn
That's why it's a SEX party - JazzPunk
It's a sex party!
You will burn to death and wouldn't have oxygen - Yoshi
That sounds sooo hot - Criz
But what if the blind people touch you
They can still hear... - Dragonlindy
Then how about a room full of blind, deaf, and permanantly numb people?
Wow, that would leave unthinkable rashes - Absolite
Why not its best place I tell you why fresh air open road open environment you can move any where up ways side ways in ways out ways plus the publicity you get you can become a famous porn star or Hollywood star
What if someone runs you over DOUBLE KILL
Just the thought of doing it in public while havong srx just gives you such pride, gives me more momentom with every thrust knowing there could be jealous people watching.
so hot
Reminds me of an horror movie I saw. The bad guys put a box of snakes inside the plane and they started killing people on the plane. The first two we're a young couple and a poisonous snake bit the girl on the nipple and the dude on his balls. - RogerMcBaloney
Too small - Swiftdawn
What if he kills you
Bruh who would do it in a strangers bed