Best Places to Have Sex

What do you prefer? Ordinary or Extraordinary? Nice or Wild?

The Top Ten

1 Bed

Well, when you're tired you can lie down and let the other do everything

It's the most comfortable place ever!

Oh yes, because this isn't obvious at all. - RockFashionista

I guess so, although the couch sounds nice. Can't wait to have sex with my husband. Thinking the reverse cowgirl position might be the most satisfying and might feel the best when his dick enters. Never had sex because I just got married but can't wait to have kids and be super intimate with my man. Shooting for a girl, but...tomorrow sounds like a day for sex since it will be a Friday night, naked in our comfy Saatva adjustable bed or our long soft couch. I'll snog him to death, while screaming, "PUT YOUR DICK IN ME! OH! " And then we'll do it again the next night until Monday so I get super pregnant with my handsome guy. Sex, sex, satisfying sex. We'll try doggy style in the shower or car, his dick pressing into me, forcing me to become pregnant. Oh. I can't wait to be pregnant.

2 Shower

What the HECK is this list? - RockFashionista

My fiancé (as of July 14th) is absolutely crazy! He is a bit more sexual than I was used to, but he helped me channel my inner crazy side. One time he convinced me to do this even though I didn't want to. Now we do it at least once a week. Love ya, Reilly! - Survivor101

Peeing in the shower, but with this

Wet and naked

3 Car

I was 19 and I had sex with my friends single 47 old mom in my car, then three months later I did one of my 18 year old classmates in the same car

Yep. This is officially the WEIRDEST list on this entire website. Also, sexual intercourse in a car does not sound comfortable at all. "Clausrophobic" would be a better way to put it. - RockFashionista

You have music, heating, comfy seats, view if around you, guaranteed safety and also a roof that can come down (if your in a convertible). Why not?

Who would be driving the car while you are humping?

4 Beach

But it's a public place with kids

If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to get sand in my vagina, so this is a bad idea. - yaygiants16

For many reasons, I would rather just make-out. - Survivor101

No one should ever have sex in a beach, there's kids and families everywhere - PeeledBanana

Okay if you got sand all in your privates then it would be like sandpaper sticking it in - Mcgillacuddy

5 On the floor

Feels so dirty and spontaneous

I once did this one on the hall floor. Ahhh... - Survivor101

Um, please tell me you two were alone and no one was around to see that. - RockFashionista

It is nice - Swiftdawn

6 Couch
7 In a pool

But you can drown

Wouldn't your penis hurt after ejaculating though?

The pressure under the water would probably hurt. - HexBolt0505

No because of the chlorine - Hummingbirdf

8 In bathroom

Certainly makes for easy clean-up. Its even nicer if you turn off the lights.

Wrong so wrong

Clean up what... Ew

9 Bounce house

AFTER the kids have left the birthday party, of course!

It would be awesome if no one was around

Less gravity more fun

Why is a bounce house on the list makes as much sence as space

10 Outside in a rainstorm

The Contenders

11 Elevator

Nothing beats the danger of being caught

Oh no, you forgot the Chinese man was there!

Did that. In the white house on a tour. Said I had to pee... - slytherinforever

Also did it while parachuting. REALLY FUN - slytherinforever

12 Forest

But then you have to worry about killers and chainsaws

If she agrees to it, it's the hottest thing ever

I done this before

Caroline & Klaus. Vampire Diaries Season 5. Hottest thing ever. I've wanted to do it in the forest ever since.

13 Balcony

Can't people see you doing it?

14 On a office desk

That's just a bit too dirty - 12cc

It's great with a buxom blonde when she wraps her legs around your neck and you eat at the Y

Yeah

Pretty hot

15 In a laundry pile

Duh you csn takethe panties

You won’t fit unless you’re 5’3 like me - AlphaQ

16 Tent

Oh yeah, in a tent, in the woods, that's hot! - RogerMcBaloney

But what if someone looks in the tent

17 Bathtub

Sends water up to very nice done it before

18 Change room

Complete privacy, just say you want his opinion - Swiftdawn

19 Ball pit

*has sex in McDonald's ball pit*
Kid: what are you doing in the ball pit and what's this...this...white stuff?
Me: oh that's really bad milk and we're er wrestling

Haha I laughed so hard. But what if there are BLUE BALLS LOL - InsertCleverName

Make sure that there are no kids hiding at the bottom

It already is a ball pit

20 Kitchen
21 In front of a fireplace
22 In a club
23 In a movie theater
24 School

I did that to so of the hottest in the grade I JR. High before classes

Just no that would be too awkward if it were me I would wait until I got home.

Recently two kids in my school had sex in the bathroom

It would make for drama! - JazzPunk

25 In a sauna

Well that was... graphic

Your girlfriend sits on your lap as you shove your dick up her. Plus, you get a wet feeling

I did NOT need that image in my head! I could live a very happy life without knowing this, so yeah, thanks for the next six months of nightmares. You're awesome. (By the way, that last sentence was sarcasm, in case you did not know. ) - RockFashionista

That sounds strangely appealing.. - mpgami

Ask Britney Spears. - Survivor101

26 Underwater

Dumbest idea ever, how in the world do you expect to breath.

Scuba gear, just means that you shouldn't keep your hopes up for a blowjob. Then again all the movement will cause you to use up your air quickly - Criz

27 A very old cottage and lots of fog
28 In a barn

Ye Haw, a Redneck singles club, head out to the barn and you're sure to find a date.

Um... With a human, right?

Stinky...

The clear result of FarmersOnly.com. - Survivor101

29 On a boat

Definitely better than the beach. All the positives such being in a bathing suit and having the sun shining on your bodies without the negatives such as the sand or the possibility a little kid taking a long walk on the beach with his mom roaming toward you.

Rock the boat if ya know what I mean

30 Yacht

oh yes

31 Department store

The deli or bakery would be nice. If I get hungry, I could grab a ham sandwich or something!

When you think about it, it sounds romantic and nice.

32 Under the bed

How the hell do you...nevermind.

33 While skydiving

Hold on, don't pull the cord. I'm almost finished. Almost.., almost... al...SPLAT!

Ahah scream getting orgasm spraying semen all over. ahh this is life. wait aren't we falling SPLAT

34 Basement
35 Haunted house

Three some with Michael Myers? Awesome.

36 At a sex party

Everybody is having sex so why not? Lol - RoseCandyMusic

Um... Why not? Everyone is already having sex - Swiftdawn

That's why it's a SEX party - JazzPunk

It's a sex party!

37 On the sun

You will burn to death and wouldn't have oxygen - Yoshi

That sounds sooo hot - Criz

38 On the roof
39 In a room full of blind people

But what if the blind people touch you

They can still hear... - Dragonlindy

Then how about a room full of blind, deaf, and permanantly numb people?

40 In a coffin
41 In poison ivy

Wow, that would leave unthinkable rashes - Absolite

42 On a plank on a pirate ship
43 Corn field
44 Store room
45 On the highway

Why not its best place I tell you why fresh air open road open environment you can move any where up ways side ways in ways out ways plus the publicity you get you can become a famous porn star or Hollywood star

What if someone runs you over DOUBLE KILL

46 In the park

Just the thought of doing it in public while havong srx just gives you such pride, gives me more momentom with every thrust knowing there could be jealous people watching.

47 A wigwam
48 In a fire ant nest

so hot

49 On a plane

Reminds me of an horror movie I saw. The bad guys put a box of snakes inside the plane and they started killing people on the plane. The first two we're a young couple and a poisonous snake bit the girl on the nipple and the dude on his balls. - RogerMcBaloney

Too small - Swiftdawn

50 In a stranger's bed

What if he kills you

Bruh who would do it in a strangers bed

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