Best Places to Have Sex

It's the most comfortable place ever!

Oh yes, because this isn't obvious at all. - RockFashionista

I guess so, although the couch sounds nice. Can't wait to have sex with my husband. Thinking the reverse cowgirl position might be the most satisfying and might feel the best when his dick enters. Never had sex because I just got married but can't wait to have kids and be super intimate with my man. Shooting for a girl, but...tomorrow sounds like a day for sex since it will be a Friday night, naked in our comfy Saatva adjustable bed or our long soft couch. I'll snog him to death, while screaming, "PUT YOUR DICK IN ME! OH! " And then we'll do it again the next night until Monday so I get super pregnant with my handsome guy. Sex, sex, satisfying sex. We'll try doggy style in the shower or car, his dick pressing into me, forcing me to become pregnant. Oh. I can't wait to be pregnant.

I wanted to point out I am not a criminal or something, or anyone to think I'm disturbing for voting on this list, but I just voted because I needed to comment on something. - MaxAurelius

What the HECK is this list? - RockFashionista

Peeing in the shower, but with this

My fiancé (as of July 14th) is absolutely crazy! He is a bit more sexual than I was used to, but he helped me channel my inner crazy side. One time he convinced me to do this even though I didn't want to. Now we do it at least once a week. Love ya, Reilly! - Survivor101

Haha. - Userguy44

Yep. This is officially the WEIRDEST list on this entire website. Also, sexual intercourse in a car does not sound comfortable at all. "Clausrophobic" would be a better way to put it. - RockFashionista

You have music, heating, comfy seats, view if around you, guaranteed safety and also a roof that can come down (if your in a convertible). Why not?

The only problem is windows, but yeah sounds nice - Swiftdawn

I'm clausrophobic to its bad

But it's a public place with kids

If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to get sand in my vagina, so this is a bad idea. - yaygiants16

For many reasons, I would rather just make-out. - Survivor101

No one should ever have sex in a beach, there's kids and families everywhere - PeeledBanana

In the water it works. - Swiftdawn

Feels so dirty and spontaneous

I once did this one on the hall floor. Ahhh... - Survivor101

Um, please tell me you two were alone and no one was around to see that. - RockFashionista

It is nice - Swiftdawn

But you can drown

Wouldn't your penis hurt after ejaculating though?

Sounds like it can hurt...

No because chlorine will get in my vagine - Hummingbirdf

AFTER the kids have left the birthday party, of course!

It would be awesome if no one was around

Why is a bounce house on the list makes as much sence as space

too small - Hummingbirdf

Can't people see you doing it?

Duh you csn takethe panties

You won’t fit unless you’re 5’3 like me - AlphaQ

Nothing beats the danger of being caught

Oh no, you forgot the Chinese man was there!

Did that. In the white house on a tour. Said I had to pee... - slytherinforever

Love in an elevator literally p - InsertCleverName

That's just a bit too dirty - 12cc

It's great with a buxom blonde when she wraps her legs around your neck and you eat at the Y

Yeah

I already d a girl once anpermed

I'd totally do that. - BeatlesFan1964

I'm booking my flight to LA lol - Swiftdawn

Lol - Disturbedpotato

I’d sorta do that. - AlphaQ

Complete privacy, just say you want his opinion - Swiftdawn

Haha I laughed so hard. But what if there are BLUE BALLS LOL - InsertCleverName

Make sure that there are no kids hiding at the bottom

It already is a ball pit

But then you have to worry about killers and chainsaws

If she agrees to it, it's the hottest thing ever

I done this before

Long Story...
With Cody (boyfriend) on a road trip to Colorado and I had to pee so we stopped at a very clustered branchy no-one-could-see-in forest area and he came with me because he said when he watches me pee it feels great so I did and then we went against a tree and had sex it was better than anything - Swiftdawn

No one will judge you - Swiftdawn

Laugh out loud, the danger of being caught gets me on, that what my grlfriend says anyway laugh out loud but rember, always use a comdom

Lol - RoseCandyMusic

Did it just last week. Very enjoyable experience.

Stupid, you're gay

This list is a joke - RoseCandyMusic

Obvious choice

I did that to so of the hottest in the grade I JR. High before classes

Just no that would be too awkward if it were me I would wait until I got home.

Well that was... graphic

Your girlfriend sits on your lap as you shove your dick up her. Plus, you get a wet feeling

I did NOT need that image in my head! I could live a very happy life without knowing this, so yeah, thanks for the next six months of nightmares. You're awesome. (By the way, that last sentence was sarcasm, in case you did not know. ) - RockFashionista

That sounds strangely appealing.. - mpgami

Yeah, I went to one romance one where you're naked anyway and so just shove that dick up me and kiss and I'm all set. - Swiftdawn

Dumbest idea ever, how in the world do you expect to breath.

Scuba gear, just means that you shouldn't keep your hopes up for a blowjob. Then again all the movement will cause you to use up your air quickly - Criz

Ye Haw, a Redneck singles club, head out to the barn and you're sure to find a date.

Um... With a human, right?

Stinky...

Clear result of FarmersOnly.com... - Survivor101

oh yes

Definitely better than the beach. All the positives such being in a bathing suit and having the sun shining on your bodies without the negatives such as the sand or the possibility a little kid taking a long walk on the beach with his mom roaming toward you.

Rock the boat if ya know what I mean

The deli or bakery would be nice. If I get hungry, I could grab a ham sandwich or something!

When you think about it, it sounds romantic and nice.

Hold on, don't pull the cord. I'm almost finished. Almost.., almost... al...SPLAT!

Ahah scream getting orgasm spraying semen all over. ahh this is life. wait aren't we falling SPLAT

That sounds sooo hot - Criz

How the hell do you...nevermind.

Three some with Michael Myers? Awesome.

But what if the blind people touch you

Then how about a room full of blind, deaf, and permanantly numb people?

They can still hear... - Dragonlindy

Lol - RoseCandyMusic

LOL! Whoever added this you're cool bro!

lol - PatrickStar3

Why not its best place I tell you why fresh air open road open environment you can move any where up ways side ways in ways out ways plus the publicity you get you can become a famous porn star or Hollywood star

What if someone runs you over DOUBLE KILL

Everybody is having sex so why not? Lol - RoseCandyMusic

Um... Why not? Everyone is already having sex - Swiftdawn

Sounds Dirty

This should be 1 beacause it's a SEX party

Gross! - TopTenHaters

Wow, that would leave unthinkable rashes - Absolite

so hot