Best Places to Have Sex

What do you prefer? Ordinary or Extraordinary? Nice or Wild?

The Top Ten

1 Bed

It's the most comfortable place ever!

Oh yes, because this isn't obvious at all. - RockFashionista

I guess so, although the couch sounds nice. Can't wait to have sex with my husband. Thinking the reverse cowgirl position might be the most satisfying and might feel the best when his dick enters. Never had sex because I just got married but can't wait to have kids and be super intimate with my man. Shooting for a girl, but...tomorrow sounds like a day for sex since it will be a Friday night, naked in our comfy Saatva adjustable bed or our long soft couch. I'll snog him to death, while screaming, "PUT YOUR DICK IN ME! OH! " And then we'll do it again the next night until Monday so I get super pregnant with my handsome guy. Sex, sex, satisfying sex. We'll try doggy style in the shower or car, his dick pressing into me, forcing me to become pregnant. Oh. I can't wait to be pregnant.

I'm the woman who said, "I guess so, although the couch sounds nice..." and sex is amazing. I've had it three times now, once in the reverse cowgirl, once cowgirl, and once missionary. I shrieked when he put is dick in me. It feels so good, and was making noises like, "Aah. Ooh. Oh. Sex. Make me pregnant. AH! " Stuff like that. You guys that are married and haven't had sex yet, you should definitely try cowgirl. It's the best position ever! I felt like I was gonna pee! I just pushed myself down further on my naked husband so his dick came farther into me. Than we kissed and kissed and fell asleep having sex. Annilingus, that's what he did to me. It was awesome.

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2 Shower

What the HECK is this list? - RockFashionista

Do people even do that... why the shower? - Lucretia

My fiancé (as of July 14th) is absolutely crazy! He is a bit more sexual than I was used to, but he helped me channel my inner crazy side. One time he convinced me to do this even though I didn't want to. Now we do it at least once a week. Love ya, Reilly! - Survivor101

Peeing in the shower, but with this

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3 Car

You have music, heating, comfy seats, view if around you, guaranteed safety and also a roof that can come down (if your in a convertible). Why not?

Yep. This is officially the WEIRDEST list on this entire website. Also, sexual intercourse in a car does not sound comfortable at all. "Clausrophobic" would be a better way to put it. - RockFashionista

But a car has windows and would you wan't people to see you though - Lucretia

I'm clausrophobic to its bad

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4 Beach

But it's a public place with kids

For many reasons, I would rather just make-out. - Survivor101

No one should ever have sex in a beach, there's kids and families everywhere - PeeledBanana

If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to get sand in my vagina, so this is a bad idea. - yaygiants16

Where there are people, seriosuly? - Lucretia

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5 On the floor

Feels so dirty and spontaneous

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6 In a pool

But you can drown

Sounds like it can hurt...

Clorox blowjob


7 Couch

A couch? How do two people fit on a couch though? - Lucretia

8 Bounce house

AFTER the kids have left the birthday party, of course!

It would be awesome if no one was around

Why is a bounce house on the list makes as much sence as space

9 Outside in a rainstorm

If there are cars driving buy... eew - Lucretia

10 In bathroom

Certainly makes for easy clean-up. Its even nicer if you turn off the lights.

Wrong so wrong

Clean up what... Ew

The Contenders

11 Elevator

Nothing beats the danger of being caught

Oh no, you forgot the Chinese man was there!

Hopefully you don't have it on a see through glass elevator in a skyscraper... - Lucretia

Also did it while parachuting. REALLY FUN - slytherinforever

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12 Balcony
13 In a laundry pile V 1 Comment
14 On a office desk

That's just a bit too dirty - 12cc

It's great with a buxom blonde when she wraps her legs around your neck and you eat at the Y

Pretty hot

I already d a girl once anpermed

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15 Change room
16 Behind the Hollywood Sign

I'd totally do that. - BeatlesFan1964

Lol - Disturbedpotato



17 In a bed
18 Kitchen
19 Forest

But then you have to worry about killers and chainsaws

If she agrees to it, it's the hottest thing ever

I done this before

Caroline & Klaus. Vampire Diaries Season 5. Hottest thing ever. I've wanted to do it in the forest ever since.

20 Ball pit

Make sure that there are no kids hiding at the bottom

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