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It's the most comfortable place ever!
Oh yes, because this isn't obvious at all. - RockFashionista
I guess so, although the couch sounds nice. Can't wait to have sex with my husband. Thinking the reverse cowgirl position might be the most satisfying and might feel the best when his dick enters. Never had sex because I just got married but can't wait to have kids and be super intimate with my man. Shooting for a girl, but...tomorrow sounds like a day for sex since it will be a Friday night, naked in our comfy Saatva adjustable bed or our long soft couch. I'll snog him to death, while screaming, "PUT YOUR DICK IN ME! OH! " And then we'll do it again the next night until Monday so I get super pregnant with my handsome guy. Sex, sex, satisfying sex. We'll try doggy style in the shower or car, his dick pressing into me, forcing me to become pregnant. Oh. I can't wait to be pregnant.
I wanted to point out I am not a criminal or something, or anyone to think I'm disturbing for voting on this list, but I just voted because I needed to comment on something. - MaxAureliusV 16 Comments
What the HECK is this list? - RockFashionista
Peeing in the shower, but with this
My fiancé (as of July 14th) is absolutely crazy! He is a bit more sexual than I was used to, but he helped me channel my inner crazy side. One time he convinced me to do this even though I didn't want to. Now we do it at least once a week. Love ya, Reilly! - Survivor101
Haha. - Userguy44V 1 Comment
Yep. This is officially the WEIRDEST list on this entire website. Also, sexual intercourse in a car does not sound comfortable at all. "Clausrophobic" would be a better way to put it. - RockFashionista
You have music, heating, comfy seats, view if around you, guaranteed safety and also a roof that can come down (if your in a convertible). Why not?
The only problem is windows, but yeah sounds nice - Swiftdawn
I'm clausrophobic to its badV 1 Comment
But it's a public place with kids
If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to get sand in my vagina, so this is a bad idea. - yaygiants16
For many reasons, I would rather just make-out. - Survivor101
No one should ever have sex in a beach, there's kids and families everywhere - PeeledBanana
In the water it works. - SwiftdawnV 4 Comments
Feels so dirty and spontaneous
I once did this one on the hall floor. Ahhh... - Survivor101
Um, please tell me you two were alone and no one was around to see that. - RockFashionista
It is nice - Swiftdawn
But you can drown
Wouldn't your penis hurt after ejaculating though?
Sounds like it can hurt...
No because chlorine will get in my vagine - HummingbirdfV 2 Comments
AFTER the kids have left the birthday party, of course!
It would be awesome if no one was around
Why is a bounce house on the list makes as much sence as space
Certainly makes for easy clean-up. Its even nicer if you turn off the lights.
No it's actually okay. If you turn off the lights and don't judge but it's okay to have it on the toilet. - Swiftdawn
Wrong so wrong
It's nice and the dick feels so natural when you scream-whisper "shove it in me" - SwiftdawnV 1 Comment
too small - Hummingbirdf
Can't people see you doing it?
Duh you csn takethe panties
You won’t fit unless you’re 5’3 like me - AlphaQ
Nothing beats the danger of being caught
Oh no, you forgot the Chinese man was there!
Did that. In the white house on a tour. Said I had to pee... - slytherinforever
Love in an elevator literally p - InsertCleverNameV 1 Comment
That's just a bit too dirty - 12cc
It's great with a buxom blonde when she wraps her legs around your neck and you eat at the Y
I already d a girl once anpermedV 2 Comments
I'd totally do that. - BeatlesFan1964
I'm booking my flight to LA lol - Swiftdawn
Lol - Disturbedpotato
I’d sorta do that. - AlphaQV 1 Comment
Complete privacy, just say you want his opinion - Swiftdawn
Haha I laughed so hard. But what if there are BLUE BALLS LOL - InsertCleverName
Make sure that there are no kids hiding at the bottom
It already is a ball pit
But then you have to worry about killers and chainsaws
If she agrees to it, it's the hottest thing ever
I done this before
With Cody (boyfriend) on a road trip to Colorado and I had to pee so we stopped at a very clustered branchy no-one-could-see-in forest area and he came with me because he said when he watches me pee it feels great so I did and then we went against a tree and had sex it was better than anything - Swiftdawn
No one will judge you - Swiftdawn
Laugh out loud, the danger of being caught gets me on, that what my grlfriend says anyway laugh out loud but rember, always use a comdom
Lol - RoseCandyMusic
Did it just last week. Very enjoyable experience.
Stupid, you're gay
This list is a joke - RoseCandyMusic
Obvious choiceV 1 Comment
I did that to so of the hottest in the grade I JR. High before classes
Just no that would be too awkward if it were me I would wait until I got home.
Well that was... graphic
Your girlfriend sits on your lap as you shove your dick up her. Plus, you get a wet feeling
I did NOT need that image in my head! I could live a very happy life without knowing this, so yeah, thanks for the next six months of nightmares. You're awesome. (By the way, that last sentence was sarcasm, in case you did not know. ) - RockFashionista
That sounds strangely appealing.. - mpgami
Yeah, I went to one romance one where you're naked anyway and so just shove that dick up me and kiss and I'm all set. - SwiftdawnV 1 Comment
Dumbest idea ever, how in the world do you expect to breath.
Scuba gear, just means that you shouldn't keep your hopes up for a blowjob. Then again all the movement will cause you to use up your air quickly - Criz
Ye Haw, a Redneck singles club, head out to the barn and you're sure to find a date.
Um... With a human, right?
Clear result of FarmersOnly.com... - Survivor101V 1 Comment
Definitely better than the beach. All the positives such being in a bathing suit and having the sun shining on your bodies without the negatives such as the sand or the possibility a little kid taking a long walk on the beach with his mom roaming toward you.
Rock the boat if ya know what I mean
The deli or bakery would be nice. If I get hungry, I could grab a ham sandwich or something!
When you think about it, it sounds romantic and nice.
Hold on, don't pull the cord. I'm almost finished. Almost.., almost... al...SPLAT!
Ahah scream getting orgasm spraying semen all over. ahh this is life. wait aren't we falling SPLAT
That sounds sooo hot - Criz
How the hell do you...nevermind.
Three some with Michael Myers? Awesome.
But what if the blind people touch you
Then how about a room full of blind, deaf, and permanantly numb people?
They can still hear... - Dragonlindy
Lol - RoseCandyMusic
LOL! Whoever added this you're cool bro!
lol - PatrickStar3
Why not its best place I tell you why fresh air open road open environment you can move any where up ways side ways in ways out ways plus the publicity you get you can become a famous porn star or Hollywood star
What if someone runs you over DOUBLE KILL
Everybody is having sex so why not? Lol - RoseCandyMusic
Um... Why not? Everyone is already having sex - Swiftdawn
This should be 1 beacause it's a SEX partyV 1 Comment
Gross! - TopTenHaters
Wow, that would leave unthinkable rashes - Absolite
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