Best Places to Have Sex

What do you prefer? Ordinary or Extraordinary? Nice or Wild?

The Top Ten

1 Bed

It's the most comfortable place ever!

Oh yes, because this isn't obvious at all. - RockFashionista

I guess so, although the couch sounds nice. Can't wait to have sex with my husband. Thinking the reverse cowgirl position might be the most satisfying and might feel the best when his dick enters. Never had sex because I just got married but can't wait to have kids and be super intimate with my man. Shooting for a girl, but...tomorrow sounds like a day for sex since it will be a Friday night, naked in our comfy Saatva adjustable bed or our long soft couch. I'll snog him to death, while screaming, "PUT YOUR DICK IN ME! OH! " And then we'll do it again the next night until Monday so I get super pregnant with my handsome guy. Sex, sex, satisfying sex. We'll try doggy style in the shower or car, his dick pressing into me, forcing me to become pregnant. Oh. I can't wait to be pregnant.

I'm the woman who said, "I guess so, although the couch sounds nice..." and sex is amazing. I've had it three times now, once in the reverse cowgirl, once cowgirl, and once missionary. I shrieked when he put is dick in me. It feels so good, and was making noises like, "Aah. Ooh. Oh. Sex. Make me pregnant. AH! " Stuff like that. You guys that are married and haven't had sex yet, you should definitely try cowgirl. It's the best position ever! I felt like I was gonna pee! I just pushed myself down further on my naked husband so his dick came farther into me. Than we kissed and kissed and fell asleep having sex. Annilingus, that's what he did to me. It was awesome.

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2 Shower

What the HECK is this list? - RockFashionista

Do people even do that... why the shower? - Lucretia

My fiancé (as of July 14th) is absolutely crazy! He is a bit more sexual than I was used to, but he helped me channel my inner crazy side. One time he convinced me to do this even though I didn't want to. Now we do it at least once a week. Love ya, Reilly! - Survivor101

Peeing in the shower, but with this

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3 Car

You have music, heating, comfy seats, view if around you, guaranteed safety and also a roof that can come down (if your in a convertible). Why not?

Yep. This is officially the WEIRDEST list on this entire website. Also, sexual intercourse in a car does not sound comfortable at all. "Clausrophobic" would be a better way to put it. - RockFashionista

But a car has windows and would you wan't people to see you though - Lucretia

I'm clausrophobic to its bad

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4 Beach

But it's a public place with kids

If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to get sand in my vagina, so this is a bad idea. - yaygiants16

For many reasons, I would rather just make-out. - Survivor101

No one should ever have sex in a beach, there's kids and families everywhere - PeeledBanana

Where there are people, seriosuly? - Lucretia

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5 On the floor

Feels so dirty and spontaneous

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6 In a pool

But you can drown

Sounds like it can hurt...

Clorox blowjob


7 Couch

A couch? How do two people fit on a couch though? - Lucretia

8 Bounce house

AFTER the kids have left the birthday party, of course!

It would be awesome if no one was around

Why is a bounce house on the list makes as much sence as space

9 Outside in a rainstorm

If there are cars driving buy... eew - Lucretia

10 In bathroom

Certainly makes for easy clean-up. Its even nicer if you turn off the lights.

Wrong so wrong

Clean up what... Ew

The Contenders

11 Elevator

Nothing beats the danger of being caught

Oh no, you forgot the Chinese man was there!

Hopefully you don't have it on a see through glass elevator in a skyscraper... - Lucretia

Love in an elevator literally p - InsertCleverName

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12 Balcony
13 In a laundry pile

Duh you csn takethe panties

14 On a office desk

That's just a bit too dirty - 12cc

It's great with a buxom blonde when she wraps her legs around your neck and you eat at the Y

Pretty hot

I already d a girl once anpermed

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15 Behind the Hollywood Sign

I'd totally do that. - BeatlesFan1964

Lol - Disturbedpotato



16 Change room
17 In a bed
18 Kitchen
19 Forest

But then you have to worry about killers and chainsaws

If she agrees to it, it's the hottest thing ever

I done this before

Caroline & Klaus. Vampire Diaries Season 5. Hottest thing ever. I've wanted to do it in the forest ever since.

20 Ball pit

Haha I laughed so hard. But what if there are BLUE BALLS LOL - InsertCleverName

Make sure that there are no kids hiding at the bottom

It already is a ball pit

21 In a club
22 In your parent's bed

Laugh out loud, the danger of being caught gets me on, that what my grlfriend says anyway laugh out loud but rember, always use a comdom

Lol - RoseCandyMusic

23 In a movie theater
24 Bathtub
25 School

I did that to so of the hottest in the grade I JR. High before classes

Just no that would be too awkward if it were me I would wait until I got home.

26 In Donald Trump's hair

Did it just last week. Very enjoyable experience.

This list is a joke - RoseCandyMusic

Stupid, you're gay

Obvious choice

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27 In a sauna

Well that was... graphic

Your girlfriend sits on your lap as you shove your dick up her. Plus, you get a wet feeling

I did NOT need that image in my head! I could live a very happy life without knowing this, so yeah, thanks for the next six months of nightmares. You're awesome. (By the way, that last sentence was sarcasm, in case you did not know. ) - RockFashionista

That sounds strangely appealing.. - mpgami

Ask Britney Spears. - Survivor101

28 Underwater

Dumbest idea ever, how in the world do you expect to breath.

29 In a barn

Ye Haw, a Redneck singles club, head out to the barn and you're sure to find a date.

Um... With a human, right?


Clear result of - Survivor101

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30 A very old cottage and lots of fog
31 On a boat

Definitely better than the beach. All the positives such being in a bathing suit and having the sun shining on your bodies without the negatives such as the sand or the possibility a little kid taking a long walk on the beach with his mom roaming toward you.

Rock the boat if ya know what I mean

32 Yacht
33 Department store

The deli or bakery would be nice. If I get hungry, I could grab a ham sandwich or something!

When you think about it, it sounds romantic and nice.

34 While skydiving

Hold on, don't pull the cord. I'm almost finished. Almost.., almost... al...SPLAT!

Ahah scream getting orgasm spraying semen all over. ahh this is life. wait aren't we falling SPLAT

35 Store room
36 On the sun

If you want to be burnt to death and cooked like spagetti... - Lucretia

37 Basement
38 Haunted house

Three some with Michael Myers? Awesome.

39 On SpongeBob's Pineapple

LOL! Whoever added this you're cool bro!

40 In a coffin
41 On the roof
42 Under the bed

How the hell do you...nevermind.

43 In a room full of blind people

But what if the blind people touch you

Then how about a room full of blind, deaf, and permanantly numb people?

They can still hear... - Dragonlindy

Lol - RoseCandyMusic

44 A wigwam
45 At The Krusty Krab

Gross! - TopTenHaters

46 In poison ivy

Wow, that would leave unthinkable rashes - Absolite

47 On a plank on a pirate ship
48 On the highway

Why not its best place I tell you why fresh air open road open environment you can move any where up ways side ways in ways out ways plus the publicity you get you can become a famous porn star or Hollywood star

What if someone runs you over DOUBLE KILL

49 In the park

Just the thought of doing it in public while havong srx just gives you such pride, gives me more momentom with every thrust knowing there could be jealous people watching.

50 In a stranger's bed

What if he kills you

Bruh who would do it in a strangers bed

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