Top 10 Best Prank Call Ideas


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161 Your dog crapped on my porch

Call a random number and say, "Your dog just crapped on my porch again, come and clean it up! " Then when they say, "I don't have a dog! " you say, I don't have a front porch either!

That would be hilarious if it was your neighbor and they actually had a dog...

162 Call a random number say purple elephant if they say what say screw sat
163 So you say this why did the chicken cross the road. They say to get to the other side and then you say no, to get to your house. Then say that was awful and say knock knock. They say who's there you say the chicken then hang up

. I tried that and the guy on the other end called me back and asked what I had said. I think he had hearing problems. Or he was really tired. It was 5 in the morning

If only there was a way to "thumbs up" these ideas after you've already voted...

That was hilarious doing that call! Recommend it!

This is lame maybe something more offensive and strange

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164 Hello? Why didn't you meet me last night!? Ill be at your house in five. Bye bae

That's a really good one I tried it once and I couldn't stop laughing

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165 Call someone you know while playing noises of a porno then hang up.
166 Call someone late at night and be like: you should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here! P.s. I love you V 4 Comments
167 Call a pizza place and tell them you live in a cardboard box
168 Hey, umm this is sudden but... Will you poo on me?

This would be so funny! They will probably say something like '' excuse me!? '' and then just say it 1 more time, then hang up!

169 Call Pizza Hut and ask if they sell Coca Cola. When they say no, start cursing and screaming and crying

My pizza hut does sell coca cola...

170 Call a convenience store, and ask if they have "Prince Albert in a can?" If yes, then tell them to let him out, then hang up!
171 Call a random number and say hello, I'm here at the field, and it said in the newspaper ad that I was supposed to bring a sweater, some sneakers, and a sack lunch for the hot air balloon lesson today, but nobody is here. And I feel sad and cold.
172 Call someone in the phone book and ask them to confirm their order of 10 male hookers, 10 leather onsies, 10 condoms and a whip. V 4 Comments
173 Ask in an accent "would you like to buy a donkey?"

It would be funny if you called a guy in Mexico and said yes I would!

174 Call a person and tell them they have won 5 tickets to [random place] but the have to answer this question: If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first? V 2 Comments
175 Call a guy friend and (in a male voice - unless you are a guy) ask them if they have any lotion?
176 Call someone and act like you didn't mean to and start singing really bad and loud. V 1 Comment
177 Call telepizza and ask the number for pizza hut :)
178 Call a Chinese place and say "Hello, my kitten just gave birth to 3 puppies, would you like to buy them for your chicken?" V 1 Comment
179 "Is your stove hot?" Yes "Then why don't you marry it?" V 1 Comment
180 When somebody answers say "can I help you hide the body? pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee! wait...who is this?

Do you wanna hide a body? (sings do you wanna build a snowman parody)

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1. Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.
2. Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.
3. Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.
1. Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"
2. Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)
3. Why did you hang up on me?
1. Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
2. Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
3. Where do babies come from?

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