1 "Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!" - Will Smith
Seeing a girl he likes
2 "Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow!" - Will Smith
Its funny how he makes fun of Carlton because he is short and also he makes fun of him because he is black but he acts white but besides that Carlton is my favorite character on the show.
I laughed so hard. It's always timeless when Will makes fun of Carlton being short.
While claiming Geoffery is his dad and he left them
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3 It's your world squirrel, I'm just tryin' to get a nut - Will Smith
4 "Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad." - Will Smith
This particular episode with Carlton and Will in jail is probably my all-time favorite, and was loaded with great lines.
Will and Carlton are in jail for suspicion of car theft
5 Uncle Phil: "Geoffrey, get my tools." Geoffrey: "You mean your knife and fork?"
Geoffreys quotes and wisecracks are always funny, especially when he comments about how lazy the others are, and I love his fat jokes Especially when he rips uncle phils dance moves
"if that's a grove, the grand canyons a ditch" laugh out loud
Geoffrey's sarcasm and fat jokes are the best, I'm gonna start using them on my friends!
Which episode is this brilliant quote from?
6 "Hey girl, I'd marry your brother just to be in your family" - Will Smith
7 Roses are red, violets are blue, me and jazz are black, Carlton what are you? - Will Smith
Even though this is raciest it is really funny love you bro.
8 Will: (After Uncle Phil punches Dr. Hoover) "THAT'S IT, UNCLE PHIL! YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
9 "What is that, the theme of this family? When in doubt, blame Will." - Will Smith
This line is so damn relatable
After ashley tells him getting into truble was his fault
10 WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! - Uncle Phil
Basically anytime Phil is pissed at Will.
11 "Girl, the way you looking so good. I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll." - Will Smith
12 "Oh please, Vivian. You'd believe the boy if he said he was a famous rapper and his album had just gone platinum!" - Philip Banks
No I'm sorry but this should so be the best joke it's like the joke that breaks the fourth wall but doesn't at the same time. Fresh Prince is awesome. Netflix is amazing for bringing it to its library.
In real life, Will had actually gone platinum.
13 "My first time was with a girl from the projects. Best 50 bucks I ever spent..." - Jazz
When talking about their first you-know-what.
14 "I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that." - Will Smith
After Trevor (hilary's boyfriend) hits the ground from a bungee proposal
15 So your telling me to disobey uncle Phil's orders, ah-well won't be the first time PSSH possy out - Will Smith
16 "Mirror mirror on the wall, I'm not too short I'm not too tall, but damn if I don't got it all" - Will Smith
This makes it look like he's handsome I'm gonna show it off in front of my friends
17 "You know what? I could yell. I could scream. I could even call you names. But you know what? One of us has to be the mature one, AND IT AIN'T GONNA BE ME AUNT JEMIMA" - Will Smith
18 "Dad, I need $300." Hilary "Hilary, this is your cousin Will!" Philip "Hi. Dad, I need $300."
When Hilary first meets Will
19 "How come he don't want me man?" - Will Smith
This one absolutely broke my heart I started crying.
This one was heartbreaking - such a brilliant scene
This brings me to tears every time
20 "I will be doing by banking by mail from now on. Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postman." - Will Smith
21 "Black people playing tennis, next white people will be tap dancing!" - Will Smith
22 Will: Uncle Phil I got your back. Well actually I got half your back cause your back is like PFF!
23 Will: Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Carlton: Where? Where? Will: Ah, never mind. It's just your head.
24 "That's how I felt when I came to Bel-Air, like everybody had two skates and I was trying to keep up with one... Thanks for my other skate, Uncle Phil."
25 "I put the 'afro' in afrodisiac" - Jazz
Jazz is such an idiot, but funny.
26 "Mirror, Mirror On the Wall, Jean Claude Van Damme I'm Fine" - Will Smith
27 Phil - "Jazz I'm going to the kitchen for a snack when I get back I want you gone" "looks like I got plenty of time then" -Jazz
28 "Do I look like a white guy named Ward" - Uncle Phil
29 Will: Is it our fault you never married Mom? I know she embarrassed you! She only had one arm! And whenever you two would go to concerts, she'd clap like this (slaps left hand on neck)
30 "What was that Carlton? I don't speak Pygmy" - Will Smith
31 "Hey, Kool-Aid!" - Will Smith
This one when Uncle Phil was wearing that red sweater was priceless
32 "I exploit people everyday, but it's Thanksgiving so I'll have the day off." - Hilary
33 "Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Jean Claude Van Damn, I'm fine!" - Will Smith
34 "Roses are red, violets are blue. Jazz and I are black, but Carlton, what are you?" - Will Smith
I love this line it's so funny
35 "Girl, it's got to be illegal to look that good" - Will
36 "I had 14 great birthdays without him, he never even sent me a damn card, TO HELL WITH HIM!!!" - Will Smith
37 "What the hell is that?" - Will Smith
38 "Carlton: "Will I've just met the girl of my dreams!" Will: "Word! I didn't know RuPaul lived in L.A."
Will is try a tell Carlton he has no game and cann't catch a Real chick; RuPaul is a dude who dresses up as a women for money.
39 "... I can still hear them taunting him... " Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?" - Carlton
40 Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too. - Will Smith
41 "Grow up! I've been driving that damn car since I was 13 years old!" - Ashley Banks