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Best Quotes From The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Do you still watch reruns of that show every monday-thursday on viva? I DO!!!!The Top Ten
1 "Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!" - Will Smith
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2 "Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow!" - Will Smith
Its funny how he makes fun of Carlton because he is short and also he makes fun of him because he is black but he acts white but besides that Carlton is my favorite character on the show.
I laughed so hard. It's always timeless when Will makes fun of Carlton being short.
While claiming Geoffery is his dad and he left them
Hilarious hahahhaha
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3 It's your world squirrel, I'm just tryin' to get a nut - Will Smith
4 Uncle Phil: "Geoffrey, get my tools." Geoffrey: "You mean your knife and fork?"
Geoffreys quotes and wisecracks are always funny, especially when he comments about how lazy the others are, and I love his fat jokes Especially when he rips uncle phils dance moves
"if that's a grove, the grand canyons a ditch" laugh out loud
Geoffrey's sarcasm and fat jokes are the best, I'm gonna start using them on my friends!
Which episode is this brilliant quote from?
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5 "Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad." - Will Smith
This particular episode with Carlton and Will in jail is probably my all-time favorite, and was loaded with great lines.
Will and Carlton are in jail for suspicion of car theft
6 "Hey girl, I'd marry your brother just to be in your family" - Will Smith
7 Roses are red, violets are blue, me and jazz are black, Carlton what are you? - Will Smith
Even though this is raciest it is really funny love you bro.
8 "What is that, the theme of this family? When in doubt, blame Will." - Will Smith
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9 "Girl, the way you looking so good. I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll." - Will Smith
10 WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! - Uncle Phil
Basically anytime Phil is pissed at Will.
The Newcomers
? "Hey, Kool-Aid!" - Will Smith
? "... I can still hear them taunting him... " Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?" - Carlton
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11 Will: (After Uncle Phil punches Dr. Hoover) "THAT'S IT, UNCLE PHIL! YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
12 "Oh please, Vivian. You'd believe the boy if he said he was a famous rapper and his album had just gone platinum!" - Philip Banks
No I'm sorry but this should so be the best joke it's like the joke that breaks the fourth wall but doesn't at the same time. Fresh Prince is awesome. Netflix is amazing for bringing it to its library.
In real life, Will had actually gone platinum.
13 "I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that." - Will Smith
After Trevor (hilary's boyfriend) hits the ground from a bungee proposal
14 "My first time was with a girl from the projects. Best 50 bucks I ever spent..." - Jazz
When talking about their first you-know-what.
15 "Mirror mirror on the wall, I'm not too short I'm not too tall, but damn if I don't got it all" - Will Smith
This makes it look like he's handsome I'm gonna show it off in front of my friends
16 "You know what? I could yell. I could scream. I could even call you names. But you know what? One of us has to be the mature one, AND IT AIN'T GONNA BE ME AUNT JEMIMA" - Will Smith
17 "Dad, I need $300." Hilary "Hilary, this is your cousin Will!" Philip "Hi. Dad, I need $300."
When Hilary first meets Will
18 "I will be doing by banking by mail from now on. Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postman." - Will Smith
19 So your telling me to disobey uncle Phil's orders, ah-well won't be the first time PSSH possy out - Will Smith
20 "Black people playing tennis, next white people will be tap dancing!" - Will Smith
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1. It's your world squirrel, I'm just tryin' to get a nut - Will Smith
2. "Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!" - Will Smith
3. "Hey girl, I'd marry your brother just to be in your family" - Will Smith
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2. "Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!" - Will Smith
3. "Hey girl, I'd marry your brother just to be in your family" - Will Smith
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1. WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! - Uncle Phil
2. "Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow!" - Will Smith
3. "Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!" - Will Smith
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2. "Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow!" - Will Smith
3. "Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!" - Will Smith
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