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1 That's what she said. - Michael Scott
2 Toby Flenderson is everything that's wrong with the paper business - Michael Scott
3 Michael's like Mozart and I'm like... Butch Cassidy. You with Mozart and your gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy. - Dwight Schrute
4 Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones - Dwight Schrute
This was in my fav episode of the office - ballaboi17
5 I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter, who builds stairs. - Andy Bernard
6 What if Pam was a lesbian and she brought her partner to work and they made out? In front of everyone! - Michael Scott
7 I declare BANKRUPTCY! - Michael Scott
8 I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive? - Michael Scott
9 Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over - Creed Bratton
10 Ryan started the fire - Dwight Schrute
11 If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice. - Dwight Schrute
12 Am I a hero? I really can't say... but yes. - Michael Scott
13 People I respect, heroes of mine would be Bob Hope, um, Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono, uh and probably God, would be the fourth one and I just think all those people really, uh, helped the world in so many ways that it's, um, it's really beyond words.
14 Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm... easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott
15 If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. - Michael Scott
16 What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy! - Todd Packer
17 Damnit Dwight, Enough! Get your ass downstairs, or find a new place to sell paper!
18 NOOOO, GOD!! NOOOO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! - Micheal Scott
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