Best Simpsons Quotes

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21 English, who needs that? I'm never going to England - Homer Simpson V 2 Comments
22 I choo choo choose you - Ralph Wiggum V 1 Comment
23 How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me? - Homer Simpson

It's funny because the stupidest person said it.

24 Bart: Dad You Killed Zombie Flanders! Homer: He Was A Zombie? V 1 Comment
25 Ha-ha - Nelson

My friends dad can do a lovely impression

This is so funny. Most iconic laugh ever!

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26 Eat my shorts - Bart Simpson

How on earth is this so low? I mean this is the second best after "'Oh! "... Come on people eat my shorts is just awesome!

WHAT THIS IS FROM THE BREAKFAST CLUB I THOUGHT Oops, maybe I'm wrong. Am I? Well, to show you, search 'Breakfast Club Eat My Shorts Scene'

My favourite character and hilarious catch should be in the top ten just saying au caramba eat my shorts all his catch phrases are hilarious

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27 Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. - Homer Simpson

The least you could do is 2 get the quote right

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28 I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. - Homer Simpson

One can only hope Homeboy. - hhutc9

I usually say that but with Maynard James Keenan - CrypticDeath666

29 If you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half assed, that's the american way- Homer Simpson

One of thousands of cultural references that speak the truth and let you laugh at the same time. - mgenet

A surreal testimony to the third rate nation the U. S. has become.

30 Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, Like Englishmen and Scots, Welshmen and Scots, Or Japanese and Scots, Or Scots and Scots, Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!

This is even funnier if you're a Scot and reading this (yeah, I'm Scottish) - TwilightKitsune

I feel sorry for the scottish, but it is kind of true

Nobody wrote it but I assume it's willie

So good, I can't stop smiling!

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31 I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T! - Homer

At the same time he burnt his high school diploma and started a fire.

32 What do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking something like No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something. [Marge: Go Crazy?] Don't mind if I do! (goes crazy) - Homer Simpson

LOL XD Homer is a legende - Snowflake1992

Homer is by far the best!

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33 If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time. - Lisa Simpson
34 Look! I'm a unitard! - Ralph dressed as a unicorn
35 Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
36 I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron! - Homer Simpson

I ROFL'd at this for hours! - nic1997ps3

It is the funniest Simpson line ever

Which episode was this?

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37 Gah, Stupid sexy Flanders! - Homer

Laugh out loud, this is so funny - Harri666

38 I Call the Big One Bitey - Homer Simpson

Hang on a minute. Isn't this one of Matt Groening's all time favorite quotes? Shouldn't this be higher? Oh well...

39 Chew through my ball sack. - Principal Skinner while tied up in a dodge ball sack

This has to be one of the most funniest things I have ever heard in a long time. Honestly I was rolling around with tears in my eyes. Thank you "SKINNER"

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40 Back in Edinburg, we had a coal miners strike. All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top. Then one day the mine collapsed. No one made it out alive, not even Willie! - Groundskeeper Willie

Chalmers after this is so funny. "SKINNER! I hate to interrupt your advice from THE JANITOR... "

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1. "Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic..." - Homer Simpson
2. English, who needs that? I'm never going to England - Homer Simpson
3. Me fail English? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum
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1. Doh - Homer Simpson
2. Me fail English? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum
3. I Call the Big One Bitey - Homer Simpson
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1. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.' - Lionel Hutz
2. Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
3. Gah, Stupid sexy Flanders! - Homer
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