Best South Park Characters

South Park, where it snows every day. But who's the best character?

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21 Mickey Mouse

It was so funny when Mickey beat the holy crap out of nick Jonas on the episode "The Ring in season 13 episode 1

A pissed off Disney owner who literally beats the crap out of anybody who doesn't agree with him! Plus, his little "ha ha" between every sentence is perfect!

I like Mickey in general. Haha. But in South Park, he's so crazy and downright greedy that it makes him more likeable. Haha.

Mickey is now off to valhalla, where he will slumber and feed. - jackwoodrick

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22 Jimbo Kern

''That there is a Rocky Mountain Black Bear, one of the last of it's kind...MY GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT TOWARDS US! '' (shoots bear)

''STOP THAT'S DANGEROUS, you're about to spill your beer.''

''Godammit, Ned, this ain't a whore house, it's a horror house.''

Personally I think Jimbo has the greatest one liners in all of south park.

23 Mr. Hankey

A talking christmas poo, who first appeared in mr hankey the christmas poo, first season. Oh mr. Hankey the christmas poo, he loves me and I love you!

What would south park be without a little toilet humor. They have the the sex, the drugs, the rock and roll, so why not?

24 Herbert Garrison

How this character is not higher on the list dumbfounds me, he should easily be in the top ten. All the episodes where he is the focal point are top drawer.

He is so funny especially the retarded offspring monkey - Ihateschool

He should be WAY further than this.

25 Clyde Donovan

"The blood is not on my wiener its on Clyde's! "
-Eric Cartman Season 16
Bebe to Kyle "It was fun while it lasted but we have to break up
Kyle says "Ok... "
Bebe goes to Clyde and Clyde says "Yeah Bitch it"

Clyde is the best SP character!

Minty in three you're kidding right he's awesome

Clyde is the best

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26 Officer Barbrady Officer Barbrady

Chickenlover is the best episode. - thomwim

27 Mr. Hat

Mr. Hat that wasn't very nice of you

Your drunk Mr hat - Ihateschool

What IS MR. HAT DOING DOWN IN 44? Mr. Hat is SO AWESOME! - invinciblemario99

28 PC Principal PC Principal

Annoying (bust designed that way)... Proves a nice satirical point about PC culture, but I'm ready to see him taken out of the show int he most 'South Park' way possible

He's one of the funniest characters - venomouskillingmachine

29 Token

How appropriate to call the only black school kid tolkien.

Come on more people should vote token...TOKEN'S LIFE MATTERS

Definitely the smartest kid, besides Wendy

I can't stand tokens voice, it's so bad. I especially hate token in the honey boo boo episode. tokens life actually doesn't matter

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30 Mimsy

Even though mimsy was only in two episodes he was so hilarious. I LOVE MIMSY

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31 Princess Kenny

How can you not love princess Kenny. I mean a cross dressing hooded Japanese princess... It's perfect

Princess Kenny should count as Kenny

Kenny is on this list 3 times?

Princess Kenny > Mysterion - venomouskillingmachine

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32 Dr. Alphonse Mephesto

And his buddy kevin...

33 Saddam Hussein

You have to laugh at his smile laugh out loud

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34 Phillip

I love his cute accent and funny toilet humor - Ihateschool

35 Mrs. Liane Cartman

Why she's so low? Wendy is my favorite but Liane doesn't deserve to be so low on here.

36 Snooki Snooki Nicole Elizabeth "Snooki" LaValle is a Chilean-American reality television personality and dancer who is best known for being a cast member of the MTV reality show Jersey Shore and starring in Snooki & Jwoww.

Snooki want snuff snuff, laugh out loud

I'd say the portray her pretty accurately. Naw, but really, Snooki IS the Jersey Devil. - theOpinionatedOne

37 Rob Reiner Rob Reiner

my goo! - jackwoodrick

38 Anal Probe Alien

Who doesn't want an alien anal probing cartman

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39 Satan

Despite being the ruler of hell, he's an all-round nice guy with some relationship issues. I was rooting for him in 'do the handicapped go to hell? '

You can't not love the ruler of all things evil actually being a sweet, sensitive guy. I can't understand how he manages to tolerate Saddam. Great singing voice too.

Nobody likes him period

40 Big Gay Al
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