1 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski
How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time
One of the most iconic T.V. show quotes ever - wolphert
Always a happy ending for Kenny
best one - BoyGenius234
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2 I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3 Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman
This is the best quote deserves number 1
4 M'kay - Mr. Mackey
M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay. - roflcash4
This should be on number 1. I said this on july 19 2018
5 TIMAH - Timmy
6 Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
7 Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman
Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah
8 Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree
9 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison
10 Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
11 They took our jobs!
12 Don't kick the baby - Ike
13 Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman
14 All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady
15 How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman
I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!
He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.
16 Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh
17 Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank
Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.
18 Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman
19 Sweet! - Eric Cartman
20 Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay. - Randy Marsh
Randy at his finest!
21 The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. - Cartman
22 What, What, WHAT!?! - Sheila Broflovski
23 God d*** that's a big fat a**
24 Kick ass - Eric Cartman
25 F*** you Kenny!
26 Oh hamburgers! - Butters
27 If you wanna be Christian, that's cool, but, you should follow what Jesus taught instead of how he got killed. Focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the Dark Ages and it ends up with really bad results - Stan Marsh
28 Howdy Ho! - Mr. Hankey
29 You're a towel!
30 You, you wanna get high? - Towelie
31 Do you like it Scott? Do you like it? I call it "Mr & Mrs Tenorman Chili"
32 But MOM! - Eric Cartman
33 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison
34 Ow F*** No - Mayor of Imaganationland
35 Whateva I do what I want. -Cartman
36 Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up! - Mr. Garrison
37 No no no no - Eric Cartman
38 You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two s**** in a popsicle - Mickey Mouse
39 I'm gonna make love to you woman - Chef
40 Do you want an office referral?! - Ms Crabtree
41 HEY! - Eric Cartman
42 I've learned something today - Stan
43 That's bad, m'kay - Mr. Mackey
44 You're a towel - Towelie
45 You roll your fat a** like a turtle taking a s*** - Mr. Mackey
46 How do you kill that which has no life? - World of Warcraft guy
47 The only heaven we can hope for is one here on Earth, now - Randy Marsh
48 We should stop waiting to get into heaven and start trying to... create it. - Randy Marsh
49 I will slap your face so super hard! - Mr. Gueermo
50 Wir müssen die juden ausrotten!!! - Cartman