Best South Park Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time

One of the most iconic T.V. show quotes ever - wolphert

Always a happy ending for Kenny

best one - BoyGenius234

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2 I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3 Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman

This is the best quote deserves number 1

4 M'kay - Mr. Mackey

M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay. - roflcash4

5 TIMAH - Timmy
6 Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
7 Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman

Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah

8 Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree
9 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison
10 Don't kick the baby - Ike

The Contenders

11 Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
12 They took our jobs!
13 All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady
14 Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman
15 How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman

I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!

He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.

16 Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh
17 Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank

Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.

18 Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman
19 Sweet! - Eric Cartman
20 The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. - Cartman
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1. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski
2. How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman
3. God d*** that's a big fat a**
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1. Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
2. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3. TIMAH - Timmy
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1. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
2. TIMAH - Timmy
3. Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
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