Best South Park Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

90s - When you never saw a T.V. show before about young kids talking like that.

Thais is amazing

Boi best one

How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time

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2 I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3 TIMAH - Timmy
4 Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
5 Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman

Love this one

Best South Park quote ever

This is the best quote deserves number 1

6 M'kay - Mr. Mackey

This should be on number 1. I said this on july 19 2018

M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay. - roflcash4

7 Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree
8 Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
9 Don't kick the baby - Ike
10 Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman

Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah

The Contenders

11 They took our jobs!

This has to be the most used quote from south park




12 All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady
13 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison
14 How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman


I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!

He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.

15 Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman

This quote perfectly showes that South Park is not afraid of anything.

16 Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman
17 Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank

Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.

18 Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh
19 The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. - Cartman
20 Sweet! - Eric Cartman
21 F*** you Kenny!
22 God d*** that's a big fat a**
23 Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay. - Randy Marsh

Randy at his finest!

24 What, What, WHAT!?! - Sheila Broflovski
25 Oh hamburgers! - Butters

I love butters

26 Kick ass - Eric Cartman
27 But MOM! - Eric Cartman
28 If you wanna be Christian, that's cool, but, you should follow what Jesus taught instead of how he got killed. Focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the Dark Ages and it ends up with really bad results - Stan Marsh
29 Suck on my chocolate salty balls - Chef

This is hilarious for the wrong reasons - Tgamez

30 Howdy Ho! - Mr. Hankey
31 You're a towel!
32 Do you want an office referral?! - Ms Crabtree
33 Ow F*** No - Mayor of Imaganationland
34 Na na na na na na, I made you eat your parents - Eric Cartman
35 Whateva I do what I want. -Cartman
36 You, you wanna get high? - Towelie
37 Do you like it Scott? Do you like it? I call it "Mr & Mrs Tenorman Chili"
38 No no no no - Eric Cartman
39 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison
40 That's bad, m'kay - Mr. Mackey
41 How do you kill that which has no life? - World of Warcraft guy

Amazing Episode

42 The only heaven we can hope for is one here on Earth, now - Randy Marsh
43 We should stop waiting to get into heaven and start trying to... create it. - Randy Marsh
44 Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class! Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead? - Ms. Garrison
45 Congratulations, you're officially the offspring of two retarded monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel! - Mrs. Garrison

No No No. It goes something like this. " In the beginning, we were all fish, okay? Swimming around in the water. Then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And that retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies. Then one day a retard baby crawled out of the water with it's mutant fish hands and had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this, retard frog squirrel." I forgot the rest, but after that it goes. "And that made YOU. So there you go! You're the retarted offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel CONGRATUATIONS! "

46 Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up! - Mr. Garrison
47 You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two s**** in a popsicle - Mickey Mouse
48 I'm gonna make love to you woman - Chef
49 HEY! - Eric Cartman
50 I've learned something today - Stan
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1. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski
2. How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman
3. God d*** that's a big fat a**
1. Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
2. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3. TIMAH - Timmy
1. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
2. TIMAH - Timmy
3. Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave

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