Best South Park Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time

One of the most iconic T.V. show quotes ever - wolphert

Always a happy ending for Kenny

best one - BoyGenius234

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2 I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3 Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman

This is the best quote deserves number 1

4 M'kay - Mr. Mackey

M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay. - roflcash4

5 TIMAH - Timmy
6 Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
7 Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman

Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah

8 Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree
9 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison
10 Don't kick the baby - Ike

The Contenders

11 Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
12 They took our jobs!
13 All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady
14 Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman
15 How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman

I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!

He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.

16 Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh
17 Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank

Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.

18 Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman
19 Sweet! - Eric Cartman
20 Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay. - Randy Marsh
21 The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. - Cartman
22 What, What, WHAT!?! - Sheila Broflovski
23 God d*** that's a big fat a**
24 Kick ass - Eric Cartman
25 F*** you Kenny!
26 Oh hamburgers! - Butters
27 Howdy Ho! - Mr. Hankey
28 You're a towel!
29 You, you wanna get high? - Towelie
30 Do you like it Scott? Do you like it? I call it "Mr & Mrs Tenorman Chili"
31 But MOM! - Eric Cartman
32 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison
33 Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up! - Mr. Garrison
34 No no no no - Eric Cartman
35 You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two s**** in a popsicle - Mickey Mouse
36 I'm gonna make love to you woman - Chef
37 Do you want an office referral?! - Ms Crabtree
38 HEY! - Eric Cartman
39 Ow F*** No - Mayor of Imaganationland
40 I've learned something today - Stan
41 That's bad, m'kay - Mr. Mackey
42 You're a towel - Towelie
43 You roll your fat a** like a turtle taking a s*** - Mr. Mackey
44 How do you kill that which has no life? - World of Warcraft guy
45 If you wanna be Christian, that's cool, but, you should follow what Jesus taught instead of how he got killed. Focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the Dark Ages and it ends up with really bad results - Stan Marsh
46 The only heaven we can hope for is one here on Earth, now - Randy Marsh
47 We should stop waiting to get into heaven and start trying to... create it. - Randy Marsh
48 I will slap your face so super hard! - Mr. Gueermo
49 Wir müssen die juden ausrotten!!! - Cartman
50 Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class! Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead? - Ms. Garrison
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski
2. How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman
3. God d*** that's a big fat a**
1. Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
2. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3. TIMAH - Timmy
1. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
2. TIMAH - Timmy
3. Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave

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