1 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski
How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time
One of the most iconic T.V. show quotes ever - wolphert
Always a happy ending for Kenny
best one - BoyGenius234
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2 I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3 TIMAH - Timmy
4 M'kay - Mr. Mackey
M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay. - roflcash4
This should be on number 1. I said this on july 19 2018
5 Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
6 Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman
This is the best quote deserves number 1
7 Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree
8 Don't kick the baby - Ike
9 Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
10 Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman
Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah
11 All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady
12 They took our jobs!
13 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison
14 Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman
This quote perfectly showes that South Park is not afraid of anything.
15 How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman
I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!
He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.
16 Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman
17 Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh
18 Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank
Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.
19 The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. - Cartman
20 Sweet! - Eric Cartman
21 F*** you Kenny!
22 God d*** that's a big fat a**
23 Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay. - Randy Marsh
Randy at his finest!
24 What, What, WHAT!?! - Sheila Broflovski
25 Kick ass - Eric Cartman
26 Oh hamburgers! - Butters
27 You're a towel!
28 But MOM! - Eric Cartman
29 If you wanna be Christian, that's cool, but, you should follow what Jesus taught instead of how he got killed. Focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the Dark Ages and it ends up with really bad results - Stan Marsh
30 Whateva I do what I want. -Cartman
31 Howdy Ho! - Mr. Hankey
32 You, you wanna get high? - Towelie
33 Do you like it Scott? Do you like it? I call it "Mr & Mrs Tenorman Chili"
34 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison
35 Ow F*** No - Mayor of Imaganationland
36 Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class! Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead? - Ms. Garrison
37 Na na na na na na, I made you eat your parents - Eric Cartman
38 Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up! - Mr. Garrison
39 No no no no - Eric Cartman
40 You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two s**** in a popsicle - Mickey Mouse
41 I'm gonna make love to you woman - Chef
42 Do you want an office referral?! - Ms Crabtree
43 HEY! - Eric Cartman
44 I've learned something today - Stan
45 That's bad, m'kay - Mr. Mackey
46 You're a towel - Towelie
47 You roll your fat a** like a turtle taking a s*** - Mr. Mackey
48 How do you kill that which has no life? - World of Warcraft guy
49 The only heaven we can hope for is one here on Earth, now - Randy Marsh
50 We should stop waiting to get into heaven and start trying to... create it. - Randy Marsh