Best South Park Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

90s - When you never saw a T.V. show before about young kids talking like that.

How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time

One of the most iconic T.V. show quotes ever

Always a happy ending for Kenny

2 I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3 M'kay - Mr. Mackey

M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay.

This should be on number 1. I said this on july 19 2018

4 Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman

Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah

5 TIMAH - Timmy
6 They took our jobs!

This has to be the most used quote from south park


7 Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
8 Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman

This is the best quote deserves number 1

This one has a song based on it!

Best South Park quote ever

Love this one

9 Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree
10 Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
The Contenders
11 Don't kick the baby - Ike
12 All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady
13 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison
14 How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman

I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!

He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.


15 Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman

This quote perfectly showes that South Park is not afraid of anything.

16 Na na na na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye Kyle - Eric Cartman
17 Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman
18 You, you wanna get high? - Towelie
19 Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank

Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.

20 Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh
21 Do you like it Scott? Do you like it? I call it "Mr & Mrs Tenorman Chili"
22 The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. - Cartman
23 Sweet! - Eric Cartman
24 F*** you Kenny!
25 Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay. - Randy Marsh

Randy at his finest!

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