1 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski
How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time
One of the most iconic T.V. show quotes ever - wolphert
Always a happy ending for Kenny
best one - BoyGenius234
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2 Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman
This is the best quote deserves number 1
Best South Park quote ever
3 I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
4 TIMAH - Timmy
5 Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman
Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah
6 M'kay - Mr. Mackey
M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay. - roflcash4
This should be on number 1. I said this on july 19 2018
7 Don't kick the baby - Ike
8 Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
9 They took our jobs!
10 Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree
11 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison
12 Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
13 Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman
This quote perfectly showes that South Park is not afraid of anything.
14 How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman
I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!
He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.
YES... OR NO
15 All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady
16 Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank
Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.
17 Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh
18 Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman
19 God d*** that's a big fat a**
20 That's bad, m'kay - Mr. Mackey
21 Sweet! - Eric Cartman
22 The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. - Cartman
23 Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay. - Randy Marsh
Randy at his finest!
24 F*** you Kenny!
25 What, What, WHAT!?! - Sheila Broflovski
26 But if we don't treat the Internet with the res-PECT that it DESERVES, it may one day be gone forever - Randy Marsh
27 Kick ass - Eric Cartman
28 But MOM! - Eric Cartman
29 Oh hamburgers! - Butters
30 Ow F*** No - Mayor of Imaganationland
31 If you wanna be Christian, that's cool, but, you should follow what Jesus taught instead of how he got killed. Focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the Dark Ages and it ends up with really bad results - Stan Marsh
32 A ladder to heaven? That's f***ing stupid - Mr. Garrison
33 Na na na na na na, I made you eat your parents - Eric Cartman
34 Whateva I do what I want. -Cartman
35 Howdy Ho! - Mr. Hankey
36 You're a towel!
37 You, you wanna get high? - Towelie
38 Do you like it Scott? Do you like it? I call it "Mr & Mrs Tenorman Chili"
39 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison
40 How do you kill that which has no life? - World of Warcraft guy
41 Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class! Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead? - Ms. Garrison
42 Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up! - Mr. Garrison
43 No no no no - Eric Cartman
44 You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two s**** in a popsicle - Mickey Mouse
45 I'm gonna make love to you woman - Chef
46 Do you want an office referral?! - Ms Crabtree
47 HEY! - Eric Cartman
48 I've learned something today - Stan
49 You're a towel - Towelie
50 You roll your fat a** like a turtle taking a s*** - Mr. Mackey