Best South Park Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

Thais is amazing

Boi best one

How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time

One of the most iconic T.V. show quotes ever - wolphert

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2 I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3 TIMAH - Timmy
4 Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
5 Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman

Love this one

Best South Park quote ever

This is the best quote deserves number 1

6 M'kay - Mr. Mackey

This should be on number 1. I said this on july 19 2018

M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay. - roflcash4

7 Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree
8 Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave
9 Don't kick the baby - Ike
10 Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman

Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah

The Contenders

11 They took our jobs!


12 All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady
13 You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison
14 How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman


I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!

He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.

15 Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman

This quote perfectly showes that South Park is not afraid of anything.

16 Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman
17 Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank

Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.

18 Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh
19 The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye. - Cartman
20 Sweet! - Eric Cartman
21 F*** you Kenny!
22 God d*** that's a big fat a**
23 Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay. - Randy Marsh

Randy at his finest!

24 What, What, WHAT!?! - Sheila Broflovski
25 Kick ass - Eric Cartman
26 Oh hamburgers! - Butters
27 But MOM! - Eric Cartman
28 If you wanna be Christian, that's cool, but, you should follow what Jesus taught instead of how he got killed. Focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the Dark Ages and it ends up with really bad results - Stan Marsh
29 You're a towel!
30 Ow F*** No - Mayor of Imaganationland
31 Suck on my chocolate salty balls - Chef
32 Na na na na na na, I made you eat your parents - Eric Cartman
33 Whateva I do what I want. -Cartman
34 Howdy Ho! - Mr. Hankey
35 You, you wanna get high? - Towelie
36 Do you like it Scott? Do you like it? I call it "Mr & Mrs Tenorman Chili"
37 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison
38 How do you kill that which has no life? - World of Warcraft guy

Amazing Episode

39 The only heaven we can hope for is one here on Earth, now - Randy Marsh
40 Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class! Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead? - Ms. Garrison
41 Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up! - Mr. Garrison
42 No no no no - Eric Cartman
43 You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son, I don't give two s**** in a popsicle - Mickey Mouse
44 I'm gonna make love to you woman - Chef
45 Do you want an office referral?! - Ms Crabtree
46 HEY! - Eric Cartman
47 I've learned something today - Stan
48 That's bad, m'kay - Mr. Mackey
49 You're a towel - Towelie
50 You roll your fat a** like a turtle taking a s*** - Mr. Mackey
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski
2. How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman
3. God d*** that's a big fat a**
1. Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
2. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
3. TIMAH - Timmy
1. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman
2. TIMAH - Timmy
3. Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave

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