Best Supernatural Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Dean: Saving people, hunting things... family business!

Supernatural is a great show! And I don't think it would be thar great if there was anyone else acting. And this quote is good too

Come one, this one's a classic.

Saving the family business.
Hunting people.
The things

2 Castiel: Assbutt

Lucifer got a little gift :) from Castiel - MatrixGuy

This is just one of the many hilarious one-liners of Cas that is proof that he doesn't quite understand humans and their ways (and in this case, their insults)

''Assbutt'' Should be in the dictionary!

I love this because I love cas

3 Sam: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID. Dean: Why not? Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!

Haha. This was funny. I remember this episode. This trick really worked.
I love this show. Quite addicted to it.
But hey where's that quote, "I lost my shoe. " laugh out loud. You can't forget that.

4 Dean: My Name is Dean Winchester I'm an aquarius I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.
5 Girl: Oh, Thank God! / Dean: Call me Dean!

love the show, but come on this quote sould be in the top three is shows what dean stands for

6 Bobby: Idjits

*cries* - AnonymousChick

''You think I am a human-born idjit? '' - Ice-T

7 Henricksen: You think you're funny? Dean: I think I'm adorable.

This one kills me. Because he's so serious

8 Sam: I lost my shoe.

I cry every time

9 Dean: Bi**h. Sam: Jerk.

I love this <3 All sibilings have a way to insult each other and this is far the best one have ever heard!

10 Lucifer: Yeah, keep that sense of humor, Sam. It'll get you through this.

The Newcomers

? Castiel "you don't have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom."
? Dean: We had a deal!!

The Contenders

11 Cop: You gotta anything that is real? / Dean: My boobs.

Haha I love this ep. But what about Sam:"Idjt"
Dean:"Bitch" or Dean:"Son of a bitch! " haha:')

12 Dean: They do know we're brothers, right? That's just sick!

Of course can be, dear Dean. Haha. - Ice-T

Every charterer in a t.v. show when they find out who there'er shipped this's Sam and Dean...

13 Dean to Sam: Could you be more gay?... Please don't answer that!
14 Dean: You checked in two days ago under the name Richard Sambora. I think the scariest part about this whole thing is that you're a Bon Jovi fan.
15 Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. House rules Sammy.

You got it wrong, it's "House rules Sammy, driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole." Still, it's one of my favorite Dean quotes.

16 Sam: We gotta work to do
17 John: Get your brother outside as best as you can... Now Dean, go!
18 Dean: You and me and dad... I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again.
19 Dean: God, I feel like I'm at a slumber party.
20 Dean: I was looking for a beer
21 Sam:What are you gonna do, poke her with a stick? Dean: (makes a face as if considering) Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

Roflmfao! It my favorite scene!

I love this one :))))

22 Dean: Son Of A Bitch!
23 Dean: "Sammy I get all tingly when you take control like that"
24 Dean: Pepper Turducken Slammer. Better than that Geezer Chicken Chinese Salad.

Haha. Dean and his food. He sure is picky when it comes to that. More picky then Sam!

25 Castiel: Dean, how important is lipstick to you?
26 Castiel: If the pizza guy loves the babysitter so much, why is he slapping her rear?

# 1 funniest scene, watching porn with Angels!

27 Crowley (to Dean): Where's your moose?

Giant baby got in trouble again. - Ice-T

28 Sam: It's not food anymore, Dean! It's Darwinism!

My favorite quote from Sam, classic!

29 Azazel: Boys shouldn't play with daddy's gun!
30 I hope your apple pie is freakin worth it
31 Dean: “Alright one more dog pun from you and I’m gonna have your nuts clipped”
32 Dean: Is that Gandhi?
33 Sam: You're too precious for this world!
34 Dean: Dude, you're fugly!
35 Dean: Pudding!
36 Fun fact take your Christmas decoration's down before new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.
37 Dean: Do these tacos taste funny to you?
38 Dean: Cram it with walnuts, ugly
39 Sam: "So get this"
40 Dean: I would take a bullet for that dog
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Top Remixes

1. Dean: Saving people, hunting things... family business!
2. Castiel: Assbutt
3. Lucifer: Yeah, keep that sense of humor, Sam. It'll get you through this.
1. Sam: I lost my shoe.
2. Dean: Bi**h. Sam: Jerk.
3. Sam: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID. Dean: Why not? Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!


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