Best Things About Being a Police Officer

The Top Ten

1 you are authority

2 you get free stuff

3 you get to throw punks and gangsters in jail

No pig can oppress me

4 you get to drive around in a really fast car

Unless you are assigned to a park where you get to ride on a horse.

5 your pay is always going up

6 no one messes with you

7 huge pension

8 you bring people to justice

9 most cops only have to go to college for about 2 years

10 if your friends or family are in trouble you can help get them out of it

The Contenders

11 You get free donuts

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