Best Video Game Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Finish him! - Mortal Kombat

The thing I love about this quote is after beating your opponent I always hear the words Finish Him giving me the signal to use a Fatality.

2 The cake is a lie - Portal

Even though the quote was actually etched into the walls and never quoted in Portal, it still gives us a chilling insight on GLaDoS' most sinister plans.

It is one of the best quotes in my opinion because with a game like portal and GLaDOS's funny quotes it is random to have something like that. Bob

It was between Barrel Roll, Falcon Punch, and this. I think The Cake is a lie is my favorite

3 A man chooses, a slave obeys - Bioshock

Amazing, really. Just ties into the plot well, if you think about it enough. Bioshock has some amazing quotes.

4 You want a tip? I'll give you a tip; don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out - Mafia II
5 Thank you Mario, but your princess is in another castle - Super Mario Bros.

This quote became very popular! I can imagine how mad people got when they beat the first castle and saw that quote!

On this website on an error 404 page it says:
Sorry but this page is in another castle!

Anyone else think Toad's flipping you off?

I love Mario games

6 Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? - Far Cry 3
7 What the f*** is radar? - The Saboteur

If there was any proof that Sean Devlin was a dinosaur compared to his collegues, this quote pretty much sums it up. Simmilar to Joe Barbaro when he said to Vito "What the Hell's a Jeep? "

This quote demonstrated how oblivious Sean Devlin was to cover ops technology.

One of Sean Devlin's many funny quotes. Another one is "You need help changing Bishop's diapers? "

8 Names are for friends, so I don't need one - Hitman: Blood Money
9 It's-a me, a-Mario - Mario
10 It's dangerous to go alone, take this! - The Legend of Zelda

Iconic and so true

The Newcomers

? Queste polpette non sono carne, sono tofu...RIVOLTANTE! - Mario's Mystery Meat
? YEET THAT MEAT! - Mario's Mystery Meat
The Contenders
11 Would you kindly? - Bioshock

Atlas may use this a lot in the game but Andrew Ryan makes this quote unforgettable

"Would you kindly, a powerful phrase. Sit would you kindly, STAND! Would you kindly. Run, Stop, turn"

Awesome, epic and excellent, it's impossible to explain the meaning of this quote in just a few words in here, play Bioshock 1 everyone.

This and "A man choose, a slave obeys" are amazing. Bioshock is epic!

12 Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from, and where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your hearts! ... Destruction is what makes life worth living! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Let's destroy everything! - Final Fantasy Dissidia

God, Kefka is so insane...

This quote is so long

This represents me.

13 Elf needs food badly! - Gauntlet

My favorite line from Gauntlet every time I played with my friends we'd always let the elf die.

14 One's a hobby for rich a******* who can't get laid without a flashy car and a silly uniform, the other is racing. - The Saboteur
15 Sonic's the name, speed's my game - Sonic

Except usually "that one Sonic kid" is you. RIP.

Sonic is awesome

16 It's time to kickass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum - Duke Nukem

Wow this is a really funny quote to one of the most bad ass characters in video game history to date I mean wow this is hilarious!

Should be number 1, easily!

17 Stay Frosty - Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
18 I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light!!! - Devil May Cry

That god-awful voice crack when he says "light" though.

19 Nothing is true, everything is permited - Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed II is just amazing, and this quote is too.

20 That machine was a death trap. - Radiation's Halloween Hack
21 Waca Waca Waca - Pacman
22 If you know enough to do your job, you know enough to do that repair, you're lying - L.A Noire

Cole Phelps the ultimate detective.

23 Do a Barrel Roll! - Star Fox

This quote deserves a higher spot, come on! even the browser rolls when we tell it to

24 Pika - Pikachu
25 Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother? His name was Ballos. - Cave Story
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