Top Ten Best Ways to Die

The Top Ten

1 Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin

Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep - Norrisofchuck

Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome

I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great! - Velilana

I love call of duty and having 100 orgasmic joy being brought to life sounds amazing. Ladies lets make this a reality!

2 Sacrifice yourself to save others

God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably - SmoothCriminal

This would be so awesome. I don't know where this quote was from but here it is: The greatest love a friend can show is to give up his life for the other friend. Or something like dat.

I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering

They will never forget you - BigZ

3 In your sleep

This is the bestyou go to sleep and you wake up on a cloud in hevan awesome

Painless... you just slip away in your sleep - Celestius

No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.

In my opinion, you feel no pain and when you wake up your either in heaven having the time of your life or... Yeah just uh... Burning

4 Fighting for your country in a war

The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.

Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.

Good luck to you Wolfdude! I'm enlisting on my 18th birthday and taking the Oath of Enlistment on November 10th, 2017. I am enlisting as a 3043 Supply Administration and Operations Specialist. If 0300 is what's left when I enlist, then that's what I'll do in the Corps. If I die, at least I earned the title of United States Marine. I want nothing more than to be a Marine - Rafterman

The World is getting worse year by year, and I would love to fight for the US in a war. If I die in the war, so what? Many US citizens would be proud of me that fight for it, and trying all I can to prevent from going total storm.

5 Dying of happiness

Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life

Dying of happiness and high from a wild recreational drug. Can you top that?

Dying in happiness is like dying with you did everything you could do in you're entire life

This is possible? Don't scare me or I'll never be happy again. - Transformers234

6 Being Saved by Jesus Christ Before You Die

To answer the guys question about weather his friends will go to hell, they will, unless you try to convert them. That is why god made them your friends in the first place

Jesus is our lord and savior his resurrection would prevent all our deaths and we would live for ever in the hell that is the earth
! 11! 1! 1!

You should be saved

Jesus: "If you wanna see how much you mean to me look at my hands look at my side if you could count the times I say you are forgiven it's more than the drops in the ocean"

Come on Jesus took your sins farther from you then the east is from the west trust him let him save you let him live inside you

John 3:16 for God loved the world in this way that he gave his only forgotten son so that any one who believes in his should not perish but have everlasting life
I am a Christian and I believe in getting saved Jesus wore a crown of thorns was nailed to a cross and whipped 40 times for everyone

Yeah, this is a good way to die, but does that mean that all of my non-Christian friends will go to Hell?! - Roslyn

7 After finishing everything on your bucketlist

I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.

Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!

This is the time when you no longer need survival! Your value is at is peak and will remain at its peak. The pain of dying is also washed out by the joy of great achievement.

I don't have a bucket list

8 To die fighting for the people you love most

I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.

If I had to die, I want to die as a US Marine. I don't care how, where or when as long as I die as a Marine. If anyone reading this wants to enlist in the Corps, good luck to you - Rafterman

I died fighting for Danny Devito's hand In marriage 10/10 would die again - MentingBing

It's the best

9 Laughing to death

What an enjoyable way to go! - Britgirl

Likely to happen if your watching a movie with Seth MacFarlane, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, or George Lopez in it

Ha ha Satan won't take me is this the best he could do - MrQuaz680

I wonder if this can actually happen to someone? - funnyuser

10 Listening to your favourite song

Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..

oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning - Trivium

Land mines, have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing, taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with a life in hell. - USGC

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...

Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!

Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.

Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this

The Contenders

11 After finally getting a stack of diamonds

This kid plays too much minecraft

Lol minecraft is fun but this is real life. Is this about like dying in a hardcore world maybe - Lunala

Okay the cringy 11 year old who created this, show yourself..

Wouldn't you lose your diamonds, though?

12 Death by chocolate

By being immersed in it or by consuming it?

I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!

From here to the bottom of this page they're random deaths - tent2

Preferably with a spoon of Nutella in my mouth.

13 Pressing the red button

! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)

Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!

Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death. - RiverClanRocks

What if the red button says "Do not press" but when you press it, you get millions of dollars? Trick of the century. Nobody will want to press it - CheesyNachos

14 Dying from Metal/Rock fever

yeah! that would be great!
- rock2metal

Definitely the way I wanna die - rocker1796

HELL YEAH! This is the way I want to go. Metallica, AC-DC, Led Zeppelin all at once - Rafterman

If I were to go out that's how I'd like it done

15 Committing suicide

I'm suicidal and I'm hoping to do this one day but can't cause my little brother needs me

Id rather die by my own hands then have it taken by the person I hate the most... I want to chose when I die, I'm not afraid of death nor will I ever be, I want to chose when and how I die and there's a 1% chance I can out of 100 and that's by my own hands one day. I might die tomorrow for all you know, but I won't commit suicide so don't worry. I'm not that desperate.

If it's my choice this is my way ill go out on my own terms no one has the wright to tell me different

No. Commiting suicide is considered the worst crime ever. If your religious, then you will experience your death over and over again. If your not, though, then yea, suicide is a nice one

16 Die As Soon As Your Bucket List Completes.

Bucket list: 1 to infinity - stick Goran's dick everywhere inside me

17 Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter

This time, I won't *need* a parachute.

Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye

just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low

Did you know? You can jump out of a 30 000 ft high plane without parachute, but only once in your life. - MaxPap

18 Night of 100 Red Bulls

Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time - Norrisofchuck

What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.

I died from this and it's nice!

I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud

19 Overdose of high concentrate Coca Cola

Ok am going to do that without eating some food only drinking cola

I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome - SmoothCriminal

Opinion is someone's different perspective on something, and is not a fact. - TeamRocket747

I'm gonna try this

Its delicious, enough said

20 Old age

Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "

Why isn't this first? This is the most natural way, because you don't die by a disease. - Userguy44

Nah. I don't wanna live to the point where I can't walk, drive, or go to the bathroom by myself. I wanna die with some dignity - ryanrimmel

This should be number 1 - ElSherlock

21 Riding an atomic bomb as it plummets to earth and explodes

I want to die in a similar fashion but the atomic bomb is Danny DeVito. - MentingBing

This is the best one in my opinion.

Yes I like this one

Just how daddy went - MentingBing

22 As a Hero

If only I can die this way

Because you don't want to live long enough to se yourself become the villain

You know who was a hero?
Hitler

Hopefully I don’t go out hated

23 Pressing X

You know what a human looks like when they die x eyes

X means cancel so you canceled your life - Neonco31

Before that last chance try dept of Islam

Oh gosh

24 Sacrifice for your love

It's so adorable sacrificing YOURSELF for love maybe I should to do that or be Juliet in romeo and Juliet

Greatest way to die, period.

I wil die for my love

25 Die With the One You Love

I would love this so I can go to heaven on the same day and the same time as my Middle School sweetheart.

That would be nice cause you would both be in heaven

It is what I would want if I was loved

We'll die together - Neonco31

26 Watch the Sunset with Squidward

Don't eat the pie! - ethanmeinster

A Spongebob reference - Neonco31

We stan a spongebob fan - wheelers-

Spongebob is getting too much hype now. Stop. - TeamRocket747

27 After killing your worst enemy

I wish. I just dream of killing the people I hate.

Dislike this comment all you want. I wish I could kill my enemies. - AnonymousChick

It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.

Just because you don't like them, that's not a reason to kill them. What if they were gonna buy you tickets to a 21 pilots concert for forgiveness. That means gone forever, be kind.

I would absolutely love to die after killing my worst enemy. Would be a good way get redemption if that enemy of mine kills somebody that I love.

28 While having sex

Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.

Definitely. Marry a hot woman, get her pregnant and then her give me a lethal injection while climaxing.

Would be gross way to die, but I wouldn't mind dying by having sex with my future wife.

This is inappropriate!

29 Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident
30 Being Blended On "Will It Blend?"

This would be an awesome way to die! Can't imagine anything better than getting thrown in a blender on my favourite show!

Will it blend : @wheelers- (18+++ AGE RESTRICTED) - wheelers-

31 Falcon Punched

Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.

I want Danny DeVito to falcon punch me all over - MentingBing

Lol. How to do that? - pcn

Nan died like that

32 Used In a Commercial for Ginsu Knives
33 Drowning in the p****

Yet another idiot died on the crapper

Oh... - MaxPap

34 Eating too much paper

I don't want to choke in paper. - Userguy44

35 Wasting your life reading Top Ten Lists

Writing them isn't a waste

Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me. - Britgirl

That's not a waste of life, also, I can picture myself dying while commenting good stuff about Halsey, or random stuff.

Tell me about it

36 Dying of laughter

This can happen - ElSherlock

HAHAhahaa... *Chokes* - MaxPap

Duplicate - PokemonGOSucks

I DIED OF LAUGHTER :P

37 Watching a sun going hypernova while you are quite close to it

The sun won't go supernova because it's too small - Neonco31

The view will be spectacular! Not as sepctaculas as your inards flopping trough space

38 After making out with hottest super model

Ok, that would be fine - hiphopgod

39 Smoking weed with Cheech and Chong

At least you can get nice and blazed before you take your last breath

There the best man!

This would be a good way to go.!.

Eating bum with trav bob and marmite

40 Gunfight with the Pope

Lol. My bro did the death prediction thing once and it said on his virtual tombstone "shot by the Popes's bodyguards" - Rafterman

Pope is full of lies supplied by the government.

I'm on my way to the vatican right now - Sawd05

Definitely how I want to go out

41 Kissing to death

This is what almost happened to Finn and Flame Princess in adventure time...

Well I don't want an octopus kissing me because it's kinda painful. - TheComputerIsAlways10

Gross. Definitely not this one!

42 Drowning in sand

Painful. - Not_A_Weeaboo

43 While drinking Mountain Dew

Well I almost drowned from dew in my lungs.

Did you just assume my gender

I wanna do that - kylebuschfan18

I will be MLG while I'm dead - TheMinecraftGamer

44 Getting shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it

My way is 'Playing a match with Pele, Getting food with MJ, Getting Shot by Clint Eastwood, Bill Murray speaks at my Funeral ALL while Mr. Freeman narrates.

Passing my guard, and Pele kicks in a Goal... Headshot by a Magnum. It will surely interest Bill to open my casket for everyone to see. & God would definitely listen to what Mr. freeman has to say. Dig it I'm in!

45 Die from letting out too big of a fart

Okay... getting on the silly side/ - Transformers234

People actually died this way in ww2 because when their plane was shot air pressure decreased and their intestines expanded by 300 percent and would fart and die

(Two below this) the last word is spelled wrong

I do this every day

46 Being chased by a killer and killing yourself so they can't

HAHA, I'm hanging on a rope, Freddy Kruger you're too late!... - SmoothCriminal

Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken so long to catch me, I had enough time to go across the street, buy some pills, take a dozen, go to the garage, get some rope and a lighter, go back up stairs, hang myself and light myself on fire. What did you do? Oh, that's right, you barley got up the stairs taking your sweet ass time. - Gaymer

Takes away all the killer's hopes. Nice

Why didn't you just call 911? - FerrariDude64

47 Drive your motorcycle into an explosion

I don't think that will kill you

48 Playing hockey
49 Firing squad
50 Ebola

What, ebola is kinda painful at skin and insides - TheComputerIsAlways10

No it's not good! - Neonco31

NO, Ebola is a very painful way to go!

Obvious troll item. - Userguy44

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