Top Ten Best Ways to Die

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1 Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin

Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep - Norrisofchuck

Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome

I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great! - Velilana

Did xandermartin98 submit this? - galaxyfox

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2 Sacrifice yourself to save others

God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably - SmoothCriminal

I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering

They will never forget you - BigZ

That would be an idea

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3 In your sleep

This is the bestyou go to sleep and you wake up on a cloud in hevan awesome

Painless... you just slip away in your sleep - Celestius

No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.

No pain, no suffering.

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4 Dying of happiness

Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life

Dying of happiness and high from a wild recreational drug. Can you top that?

Dying in happiness is like dying with you did everything you could do in you're entire life

It so happy to die happly

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5 Fighting for your country in a war

The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.

Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.

Good luck to you Wolfdude! I'm enlisting on my 18th birthday and taking the Oath of Enlistment on November 10th, 2017. I am enlisting as a 3043 Supply Administration and Operations Specialist. If 0300 is what's left when I enlist, then that's what I'll do in the Corps. If I die, at least I earned the title of United States Marine. I want nothing more than to be a Marine - Rafterman

It's been a honor

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6 After finishing everything on your bucketlist

I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.

Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!

This is the time when you no longer need survival! Your value is at is peak and will remain at its peak. The pain of dying is also washed out by the joy of great achievement.

Good greef

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7 Being Saved by Jesus Christ Before You Die

You should be saved

Jesus: "If you wanna see how much you mean to me look at my hands look at my side if you could count the times I say you are forgiven it's more than the drops in the ocean"

Come on Jesus took your sins farther from you then the east is from the west trust him let him save you let him live inside you

John 3:16 for God loved the world in this way that he gave his only forgotten son so that any one who believes in his should not perish but have everlasting life
I am a Christian and I believe in getting saved Jesus wore a crown of thorns was nailed to a cross and whipped 40 times for everyone

I believe in God, the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob. His Son, Jesus Christ, is the lamb of God. I believe that I am no good, but a sinner, but that God will redeem my soul because of the blood of Jesus. I'm sure there are those that will scoff, their choice, my choice is to believe. The scoffers and us believers will never know for sure which of us is right until we all pass away.

I don't know why this is number 12. You get to be happy in heaven forever, seeing your family members. Relationships with your wife, children, siblings, friends, etc. would last forever also. You trusted Jesus Christ when you lived, now he fulfills it. Amen. - ethanmeinster

Not really a fan of this one

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8 Laughing to death

What an enjoyable way to go! - Britgirl

Likely to happen if your watching a movie with Seth MacFarlane, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, or George Lopez in it

Ha ha Satan won't take me is this the best he could do - MrQuaz680

That would happen to me!

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9 To die fighting for the people you love most

I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.

If I had to die, I want to die as a US Marine. I don't care how, where or when as long as I die as a Marine. If anyone reading this wants to enlist in the Corps, good luck to you - Rafterman

It's the best

I died fighting for Danny Devito's hand In marriage 10/10 would die again - MentingBing

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10 Listening to your favourite song

Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..

oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning - Trivium

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...

Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!

Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.

Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this

Um... how do you die listening to a song? The most horrible song was Baby by the way

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The Newcomers

? Beaten to death by a big butt

Lol! - galaxyfox

The Contenders

11 After finally getting a stack of diamonds

This kid plays too much minecraft

Lol minecraft is fun but this is real life. Is this about like dying in a hardcore world maybe - Lunala

Okay the cringy 11 year old who created this, show yourself..

Wouldn't you lose your diamonds, though?

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12 Death by chocolate

By being immersed in it or by consuming it?

I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!

From here to the bottom of this page they're random deaths - tent2

YES - AliciaMae

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13 Pressing the red button

! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)

Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!

Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death. - RiverClanRocks

Elmer Fudd did this, although Daffy Duck told him not to. Well, at least Elmer doesn't have to worry about tidal waves. - giddyjoker

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14 Committing suicide

Its sad but at least it was your choice. - lukestheman4

People who do NOT want to go this way are to scared of dying. Dying by your own idea and time takes GUTS and BALLS. The sooner I die the sooner I can come back and do life a lot different next time. I plan to say goodby to who I want to and the rest we not friends anyway. GOODBY all

If you are serious, please don't commit suicide. Sure, I know life can suck, but you are a valuable part of the world. Never, ever waste your life like that. Get help and talk to someone. - Hajj

You get to choose how you die, when you die, and even why you die. It may seem sorrowful but it is filled with options, and is the only way in which you truly choose to die.

I hate physics class

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15 Dying from Metal/Rock fever

yeah! that would be great!
- rock2metal

Definitely the way I wanna die - rocker1796

HELL YEAH! This is the way I want to go. Metallica, AC-DC, Led Zeppelin all at once - Rafterman

Long live rock, they said. - galaxyfox

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16 Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter

This time, I won't *need* a parachute.

Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye

just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low

YES

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17 Overdose of high concentrate Coca Cola

I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome - SmoothCriminal

Opinion is someone's different perspective on something, and is not a fact. - TeamRocket747

Its delicious, enough said

I can't have coke (I'm allergic) (I know it's sad)

Not THAT sad. Coca cola has tons of sugar and it is highly processed. - AnonymousChick

I’m gonna try this

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18 Die As Soon As Your Bucket List Completes.

Bucket list: 1 to infinity - stick Goran's dick everywhere inside me

19 Falcon Punched

Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.

Lol. How to do that? - pcn

I want Danny DeVito to falcon punch me all over - MentingBing

Bruh, that would hurt like hell. Like, you're getting punched in the gut by Captain Falcon and his sexy abs. - hiphopgod

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20 Night of 100 Red Bulls

Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time - Norrisofchuck

What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.

I died from this and it's nice!

LOL

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21 Die from letting out too big of a fart

Okay... getting on the silly side/ - Transformers234

(Two below this) the last word is spelled wrong

I do this every day

People actually died this way in ww2 because when their plane was shot air pressure decreased and their intestines expanded by 300 percent and would fart and die

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22 Old age

Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "

Nah. I don't wanna live to the point where I can't walk, drive, or go to the bathroom by myself. I wanna die with some dignity - ryanrimmel

The natural way to go is the best one!

Why is this below suicide? If you die of old age, you die the natural way, and you lived a long life before you’re death. - AliciaMae

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23 As a Hero

Because you don't want to live long enough to se yourself become the villain

You know who was a hero?
Hitler

I will die as a hero and to make people think that if yo
u die for someone it worth it

24 Riding an atomic bomb as it plummets to earth and explodes

I want to die in a similar fashion but the atomic bomb is Danny DeVito. - MentingBing

This is the best one in my opinion.

Just how daddy went - MentingBing

Yes I like this one

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25 Sacrifice for your love

It's so adorable sacrificing YOURSELF for love maybe I should to do that or be Juliet in romeo and Juliet

Greatest way to die, period.

I wil die for my love

26 Pressing X

You know what a human looks like when they die x eyes

X means cancel so you canceled your life - Neonco31

Oh gosh

I... Don't get it.

27 Die With the One You Love

I would love this so I can go to heaven on the same day and the same time as my Middle School sweetheart.

That would be nice cause you would both be in heaven

It is what I would want if I was loved

Well, I’m not in love with anyone, but I love my favorite singer (but not have a crush on. I just love her music and how I can relate to it) So if I had to die, it would be with Halsey, knowing I got to meet her in my lifetime.

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28 After killing your worst enemy

I wish. I just dream of killing the people I hate.

Dislike this comment all you want. I wish I could kill my enemies. - AnonymousChick

It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.

Just because you don't like them, that's not a reason to kill them. What if they were gonna buy you tickets to a 21 pilots concert for forgiveness. That means gone forever, be kind.

I always want to die like this,
I would wish that the freshman girl my crush(I still can't get over him)would get dump, once I prove others what terrible person she secretly is(She bullies 6th graders for little to no reason, that's wrong). If I were to die, maybe being terribly pushed or drowned to water by that girl for telling the truth about her. I would, because if my fate desires me to die that way, I'll accept it. There's nothing I can do about It. But maybe, just maybe, my crush would notice that the freshman girl killed someone, he would call the cops and would break up with her.
If he'd love me or not, I don't care. All I want is just that he'd just know what a terrible person she is.
Feel free to call me like Disney1994 or dislike this comment, but the item clearly says "After Killing your worst enemies". And I decided to write how I want them to be arrested or simply dump by their crushes(just like how I was) instead of writing the ways I want them to die.
And ...more - MLPFan

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29 Watch the Sunset with Squidward

Don't eat the pie! - ethanmeinster

A Spongebob reference - Neonco31

Spongebob is getting too much hype now. Stop. - TeamRocket747

WO DUDE

30 Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident
31 Hit by lightning on a sunny day

Knowing my luck... The lightning will miss me by half an inch but I'll fall into a manhole and drown in sewer.

God accidentally presses the lighting button

The irony... Dave would be proud...

Me I will sacirfice for everything I have,gets struck. a Few hours later, doctor I'm afiaid your dead woud be my last word heared

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32 Being Blended On "Will It Blend?"

This would be an awesome way to die! Can't imagine anything better than getting thrown in a blender on my favourite show!

33 While having sex

Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.

Definitely. Marry a hot woman, get her pregnant and then her give me a lethal injection while climaxing.

Would be gross way to die, but I wouldn't mind dying by having sex with my future wife.

If shes hot - FerrariDude64

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34 Getting kicked in the nuts and flying so high that you freeze to death in space

That would be awesome. Your head would also explode and you would boil and freeze.
Pure Awesome

35 Raging Too Hard On Call of Duty Ghosts

Popping a blood vessel in your brain... Possible...

You take a knife and slit your throat after MLG players keep killing you - FerrariDude64

Killing yourself because of one camper... Nice - MaxPap

36 Used In a Commercial for Ginsu Knives
37 Drowning in the p****

Yet another idiot died on the crapper

Oh... - MaxPap

38 Wasting your life reading Top Ten Lists

Writing them isn't a waste

Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me. - Britgirl

That's not a waste of life, also, I can picture myself dying while commenting good stuff about Halsey, or random stuff.

You’ve wasted you’re life - AliciaMae

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39 Watching a sun going hypernova while you are quite close to it

The sun won't go supernova because it's too small - Neonco31

The view will be spectacular! Not as sepctaculas as your inards flopping trough space

40 After making out with hottest super model

Ok, that would be fine - hiphopgod

41 Smoking weed with Cheech and Chong

At least you can get nice and blazed before you take your last breath

There the best man!

This would be a good way to go.!.

Eating bum with trav bob and marmite

42 Getting licked to death by your dog

Fifi get off you silly hey wait sto----------

43 Die by Holding Your Own Heart

I don't know this is just accurate

Green Day reference - Neonco31

That would be so cool - AnonymousChick

rate it

44 While drinking Mountain Dew

Well I almost drowned from dew in my lungs.

Did you just assume my gender

I will be MLG while I'm dead - TheMinecraftGamer

I wanna do that - kylebuschfan18

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45 Gunfight with the Pope

Lol. My bro did the death prediction thing once and it said on his virtual tombstone "shot by the Popes's bodyguards" - Rafterman

Pope is full of lies supplied by the government.

Definitely how I want to go out

46 Eating too much paper
47 Dying of laughter

HAHAhahaa... *Chokes* - MaxPap

Duplicate - PokemonGOSucks

I DIED OF LAUGHTER :P

48 Kissing to death

This is what almost happened to Finn and Flame Princess in adventure time...

Well I don't want an octopus kissing me because it's kinda painful. - TheComputerIsAlways10

Gross. Definitely not this one!

49 Too much listening to Queen

Or Michael Jackson - AliciaMae

I think Queen is...um...not the best.

MAMMAAA OOOWO!
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY,
IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW, Carry on,
Carry onnn.
But nothing really matters. - Dawscr

50 Drowning in sand

Painful. - Not_A_Weeaboo

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1. Dying of happiness
2. Fighting for your country in a war
3. In your sleep
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1. Night of 100 Red Bulls
2. Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
3. Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
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1. Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
2. After finally getting a stack of diamonds
3. Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident
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