Top Ten Best Ways to Die

The Top Ten

Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin

Who cares about sacrificing yourself you are dying might as well have fun. If I die I want to die for me and my wildest sexual fantasies. plus I get call of duty bonus life

My version: Have my ftetish (That usually involves death) come true, die from it, and come back to life to play Smash Bros with Twenty One Pilots.

I love call of duty and having 100 orgasmic joy being brought to life sounds amazing. Ladies lets make this a reality!

No way would I want to do that! I have no sexual fantasies and why in the universe would I want to play Call of Duty!

Sacrifice yourself to save others

This would be so awesome. I don't know where this quote was from but here it is: The greatest love a friend can show is to give up his life for the other friend. Or something like dat.

In my opinion, it would be such an epic way to die. You'd die to save those who you love. And only some die this way. Not because most don't have the courage, but because most never find love or someone worthy to die for. So it would be epic in itself if you find love in this world full of hate.

I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering

God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably

In your sleep

It's sad if your not Christian just pray and its kinda sad to die in it sleep because your mom tries to wake you up and it absent from school and funerals that's sad

I hope I die in my sleep. I have no friends. My parents might put me up for adoption. I don't wan to live if I won't see my family or live with them. So please kill me.

In my opinion, you feel no pain and when you wake up your either in heaven having the time of your life or... Yeah just uh... Burning

The way I wanna die. No pain, just a peaceful death. Sure, it will be sad, but would you rather hve me blown up into chunks by a grenade or slip away in my sleep?

Fighting for your country in a war

Good luck to you Wolfdude! I'm enlisting on my 18th birthday and taking the Oath of Enlistment on November 10th, 2017. I am enlisting as a 3043 Supply Administration and Operations Specialist. If 0300 is what's left when I enlist, then that's what I'll do in the Corps. If I die, at least I earned the title of United States Marine. I want nothing more than to be a Marine

The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.

Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.

The World is getting worse year by year, and I would love to fight for the US in a war. If I die in the war, so what? Many US citizens would be proud of me that fight for it, and trying all I can to prevent from going total storm.

Dying of happiness

Be FuNNY.. Do stupid things in a boring situations. The best way to be funny is being positive. WELL! MaKIng others laugh will be the best way of BEING HAppY. Don't WorrY Abt cRACkIng LAmE first u may feel so bad.. But later on u may end up making AwEsOme jokes...

Dying of happiness is the best way to die. You are born happy, you live your life happy, and you die happy! talk about a miracle!

Dying in happiness is like dying with you did everything you could do in you're entire life

If your happy after you died that means the best thing happened to you so yeah

Being Saved by Jesus Christ Before You Die

You should be saved

Jesus: "If you wanna see how much you mean to me look at my hands look at my side if you could count the times I say you are forgiven it's more than the drops in the ocean"

Come on Jesus took your sins farther from you then the east is from the west trust him let him save you let him live inside you

John 3:16 for God loved the world in this way that he gave his only forgotten son so that any one who believes in his should not perish but have everlasting life
I am a Christian and I believe in getting saved Jesus wore a crown of thorns was nailed to a cross and whipped 40 times for everyone

To answer the guys question about weather his friends will go to hell, they will, unless you try to convert them. That is why god made them your friends in the first place

I believe in God, the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob. His Son, Jesus Christ, is the lamb of God. I believe that I am no good, but a sinner, but that God will redeem my soul because of the blood of Jesus. I'm sure there are those that will scoff, their choice, my choice is to believe. The scoffers and us believers will never know for sure which of us is right until we all pass away.

I don't know why this is number 12. You get to be happy in heaven forever, seeing your family members. Relationships with your wife, children, siblings, friends, etc. would last forever also. You trusted Jesus Christ when you lived, now he fulfills it. Amen.

After finishing everything on your bucketlist

I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.

This is the time when you no longer need survival! Your value is at is peak and will remain at its peak. The pain of dying is also washed out by the joy of great achievement.

Even seven lives on the trot following this wouldn't be sufficient enough to empty my current bucketlist..

You have nothing to worry anymore because you have already done all the things you want to do

To die fighting for the people you love most

If I had to die, I want to die as a US Marine. I don't care how, where or when as long as I die as a Marine. If anyone reading this wants to enlist in the Corps, good luck to you

I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.

Ill do that because if my friend uzziel was in danger I'll fight for him and that's nice that's how I'll die some day

Acharacter in my story dies this way. I've planned outt the whole story but I'm only on chapter three. But, seriously, this is the way to go

Laughing to death

Likely to happen if your watching a movie with Seth MacFarlane, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, or George Lopez in it

That's how I want to die, ethier that or die by drowning, which would be quick and relativly painless

Drowning would be so scary. It isn't that quick. You can feel your lungs fill up with water and just the thought of not being able to breath and you end up trying to cough up the water but it will not work.

Or you know way back a painter died of laughing so hard caus of his own pAinting

Ha ha Satan won't take me is this the best he could do

Listening to your favourite song

Land mines, have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing, taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with a life in hell.

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...

Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!

Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.

Listening to "Sing About Me, I'm Dying Of Thirst" and having the last thing I hear be "Am I worth it? Did I put enough work in? Promise that you will sing about me, promise that you will sing about me," would give me closure before death to know that it was all worth it and I did put enough work in.

Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this

The Contenders

After finally getting a stack of diamonds

Lol minecraft is fun but this is real life. Is this about like dying in a hardcore world maybe

Okay the cringy 11 year old who created this, show yourself..

This kid plays too much minecraft

This list is about real life, not Minecraft...

Death by chocolate

I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!

From here to the bottom of this page they're random deaths

By being immersed in it or by consuming it?

Preferably with a spoon of Nutella in my mouth.

Pressing the red button

What if the red button says "Do not press" but when you press it, you get millions of dollars? Trick of the century. Nobody will want to press it

Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death.

Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!

I wonder what this red button will do!
(extraterrestrials come from other planets)
(person who pressed the button explodes)

Committing suicide

Id rather die by my own hands then have it taken by the person I hate the most... I want to chose when I die, I'm not afraid of death nor will I ever be, I want to chose when and how I die and there's a 1% chance I can out of 100 and that's by my own hands one day. I might die tomorrow for all you know, but I won't commit suicide so don't worry. I'm not that desperate.

No. Commiting suicide is considered the worst crime ever. If your religious, then you will experience your death over and over again. If your not, though, then yea, suicide is a nice one

I think that suicide is a great way to die as you can do it however you like and you can tell everyone who has done something wrong to you what they did and you will be going to a safer place where God can take care of you in his arm, and congratulate you for living in the world we live in. it' sad but its your own choice

People who do NOT want to go this way are to scared of dying. Dying by your own idea and time takes GUTS and BALLS. The sooner I die the sooner I can come back and do life a lot different next time. I plan to say goodby to who I want to and the rest we not friends anyway. GOODBY all

If you are serious, please don't commit suicide. Sure, I know life can suck, but you are a valuable part of the world. Never, ever waste your life like that. Get help and talk to someone.

Dying from Metal/Rock fever

Listening to Sabbath, Zeppelin, Purple, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Motörhead, and Guns N' Roses at the same time before collapsing on the floor.

HELL YEAH! This is the way I want to go. Metallica, AC-DC, Led Zeppelin all at once

WAY better then being in heaven, my last words would be 'Rock on world'


Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter

Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye

Hell yea! If I go out, I'm going out like a speed demon going faster than a god on crack, full of monster in my belly and having some saliva or incubus blasting on headphones. By far, this is my number 1... Although I <3 Call of Duty:MW

Did you know? You can jump out of a 30 000 ft high plane without parachute, but only once in your life.

26000 ft is the limit of survival, you would die before you touch the ground

Die As Soon As Your Bucket List Completes.

Bucket list: 1 to infinity - stick Goran's dick everywhere inside me

Night of 100 Red Bulls

Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time

I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud

What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.

I wouldn't care what energy drinks they are

Overdose of high concentrate Coca Cola

I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome

Opinion is someone's different perspective on something, and is not a fact.

Ok am going to do that without eating some food only drinking cola

I can't have coke (I'm allergic) (I know it's sad)

Not THAT sad. Coca cola has tons of sugar and it is highly processed.

I worship Coca-Cola. This would be my #1.

Old age

Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "

Nah. I don't wanna live to the point where I can't walk, drive, or go to the bathroom by myself. I wanna die with some dignity

Why isn't this first? This is the most natural way, because you don't die by a disease.

Nice because you have a chance to say goodbye

Riding an atomic bomb as it plummets to earth and explodes

I want to die in a similar fashion but the atomic bomb is Danny DeVito.

This is the best one in my opinion.

Just how daddy went

Yes I like this one

As a Hero

Because you don't want to live long enough to se yourself become the villain

If only I can die this way

You know who was a hero?

I will die as a hero and to make people think that if yo
u die for someone it worth it

Sacrifice for your love

It's so adorable sacrificing YOURSELF for love maybe I should to do that or be Juliet in romeo and Juliet

Greatest way to die, period.

I wil die for my love

Pressing X

You know what a human looks like when they die x eyes

X means cancel so you canceled your life

Before that last chance try dept of Islam

I... Don't get it.

Die With the One You Love

Well, I’m not in love with anyone, but I love my favorite singer (but not have a crush on. I just love her music and how I can relate to it) So if I had to die, it would be with Halsey, knowing I got to meet her in my lifetime.

I would love this so I can go to heaven on the same day and the same time as my Middle School sweetheart.

That would be nice cause you would both be in heaven

It is what I would want if I was loved

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