Top Ten Best Ways to Die
The Top Ten
Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep - Norrisofchuck
Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome
I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great! - Velilana
I love call of duty and having 100 orgasmic joy being brought to life sounds amazing. Ladies lets make this a reality!
God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably - SmoothCriminal
This would be so awesome. I don't know where this quote was from but here it is: The greatest love a friend can show is to give up his life for the other friend. Or something like dat.
I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering
They will never forget you - BigZ
This is the bestyou go to sleep and you wake up on a cloud in hevan awesome
Painless... you just slip away in your sleep - Celestius
No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.
In my opinion, you feel no pain and when you wake up your either in heaven having the time of your life or... Yeah just uh... Burning
The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.
Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.
Good luck to you Wolfdude! I'm enlisting on my 18th birthday and taking the Oath of Enlistment on November 10th, 2017. I am enlisting as a 3043 Supply Administration and Operations Specialist. If 0300 is what's left when I enlist, then that's what I'll do in the Corps. If I die, at least I earned the title of United States Marine. I want nothing more than to be a Marine - Rafterman
The World is getting worse year by year, and I would love to fight for the US in a war. If I die in the war, so what? Many US citizens would be proud of me that fight for it, and trying all I can to prevent from going total storm.
Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life
Dying of happiness and high from a wild recreational drug. Can you top that?
Dying in happiness is like dying with you did everything you could do in you're entire life
This is possible? Don't scare me or I'll never be happy again. - Transformers234
To answer the guys question about weather his friends will go to hell, they will, unless you try to convert them. That is why god made them your friends in the first place
Jesus is our lord and savior his resurrection would prevent all our deaths and we would live for ever in the hell that is the earth
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You should be saved
Jesus: "If you wanna see how much you mean to me look at my hands look at my side if you could count the times I say you are forgiven it's more than the drops in the ocean"
Come on Jesus took your sins farther from you then the east is from the west trust him let him save you let him live inside you
John 3:16 for God loved the world in this way that he gave his only forgotten son so that any one who believes in his should not perish but have everlasting life
I am a Christian and I believe in getting saved Jesus wore a crown of thorns was nailed to a cross and whipped 40 times for everyone
Yeah, this is a good way to die, but does that mean that all of my non-Christian friends will go to Hell?! - Roslyn
I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.
Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!
This is the time when you no longer need survival! Your value is at is peak and will remain at its peak. The pain of dying is also washed out by the joy of great achievement.
I don't have a bucket list
I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.
If I had to die, I want to die as a US Marine. I don't care how, where or when as long as I die as a Marine. If anyone reading this wants to enlist in the Corps, good luck to you - Rafterman
I died fighting for Danny Devito's hand In marriage 10/10 would die again - MentingBing
It's the best
What an enjoyable way to go! - Britgirl
Likely to happen if your watching a movie with Seth MacFarlane, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, or George Lopez in it
Ha ha Satan won't take me is this the best he could do - MrQuaz680
I wonder if this can actually happen to someone? - funnyuser
Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..
oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning - Trivium
Land mines, have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing, taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with a life in hell. - USGC
I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...
Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!
Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.
Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this
This kid plays too much minecraft
Lol minecraft is fun but this is real life. Is this about like dying in a hardcore world maybe - Lunala
Okay the cringy 11 year old who created this, show yourself..
Wouldn't you lose your diamonds, though?
By being immersed in it or by consuming it?
I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!
From here to the bottom of this page they're random deaths - tent2
Preferably with a spoon of Nutella in my mouth.
! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)
Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!
Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death. - RiverClanRocks
What if the red button says "Do not press" but when you press it, you get millions of dollars? Trick of the century. Nobody will want to press it - CheesyNachos
yeah! that would be great!
Definitely the way I wanna die - rocker1796
HELL YEAH! This is the way I want to go. Metallica, AC-DC, Led Zeppelin all at once - Rafterman
If I were to go out that's how I'd like it done
I'm suicidal and I'm hoping to do this one day but can't cause my little brother needs me
Id rather die by my own hands then have it taken by the person I hate the most... I want to chose when I die, I'm not afraid of death nor will I ever be, I want to chose when and how I die and there's a 1% chance I can out of 100 and that's by my own hands one day. I might die tomorrow for all you know, but I won't commit suicide so don't worry. I'm not that desperate.
If it's my choice this is my way ill go out on my own terms no one has the wright to tell me different
No. Commiting suicide is considered the worst crime ever. If your religious, then you will experience your death over and over again. If your not, though, then yea, suicide is a nice one
Bucket list: 1 to infinity - stick Goran's dick everywhere inside me
This time, I won't *need* a parachute.
Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye
just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low
Did you know? You can jump out of a 30 000 ft high plane without parachute, but only once in your life. - MaxPap
Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time - Norrisofchuck
What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.
I died from this and it's nice!
I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud
Ok am going to do that without eating some food only drinking cola
I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome - SmoothCriminal
Opinion is someone's different perspective on something, and is not a fact. - TeamRocket747
I'm gonna try this
Its delicious, enough said
Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "
Why isn't this first? This is the most natural way, because you don't die by a disease. - Userguy44
Nah. I don't wanna live to the point where I can't walk, drive, or go to the bathroom by myself. I wanna die with some dignity - ryanrimmel
This should be number 1 - ElSherlock
I want to die in a similar fashion but the atomic bomb is Danny DeVito. - MentingBing
This is the best one in my opinion.
Yes I like this one
Just how daddy went - MentingBing
If only I can die this way
Because you don't want to live long enough to se yourself become the villain
You know who was a hero?
Hopefully I don’t go out hated
You know what a human looks like when they die x eyes
X means cancel so you canceled your life - Neonco31
Before that last chance try dept of Islam
It's so adorable sacrificing YOURSELF for love maybe I should to do that or be Juliet in romeo and Juliet
Greatest way to die, period.
I wil die for my love
I would love this so I can go to heaven on the same day and the same time as my Middle School sweetheart.
That would be nice cause you would both be in heaven
It is what I would want if I was loved
We'll die together - Neonco31
Don't eat the pie! - ethanmeinster
A Spongebob reference - Neonco31
We stan a spongebob fan - wheelers-
Spongebob is getting too much hype now. Stop. - TeamRocket747
I wish. I just dream of killing the people I hate.
Dislike this comment all you want. I wish I could kill my enemies. - AnonymousChick
It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.
Just because you don't like them, that's not a reason to kill them. What if they were gonna buy you tickets to a 21 pilots concert for forgiveness. That means gone forever, be kind.
I would absolutely love to die after killing my worst enemy. Would be a good way get redemption if that enemy of mine kills somebody that I love.
Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.
Definitely. Marry a hot woman, get her pregnant and then her give me a lethal injection while climaxing.
Would be gross way to die, but I wouldn't mind dying by having sex with my future wife.
This is inappropriate!
This would be an awesome way to die! Can't imagine anything better than getting thrown in a blender on my favourite show!
Will it blend : @wheelers- (18+++ AGE RESTRICTED) - wheelers-
Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.
I want Danny DeVito to falcon punch me all over - MentingBing
Lol. How to do that? - pcn
Nan died like that
Yet another idiot died on the crapper
Oh... - MaxPap
I don't want to choke in paper. - Userguy44
Writing them isn't a waste
Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me. - Britgirl
That's not a waste of life, also, I can picture myself dying while commenting good stuff about Halsey, or random stuff.
Tell me about it
This can happen - ElSherlock
HAHAhahaa... *Chokes* - MaxPap
Duplicate - PokemonGOSucks
I DIED OF LAUGHTER :P
The sun won't go supernova because it's too small - Neonco31
The view will be spectacular! Not as sepctaculas as your inards flopping trough space
Ok, that would be fine - hiphopgod
At least you can get nice and blazed before you take your last breath
There the best man!
This would be a good way to go.!.
Eating bum with trav bob and marmite
Lol. My bro did the death prediction thing once and it said on his virtual tombstone "shot by the Popes's bodyguards" - Rafterman
Pope is full of lies supplied by the government.
I'm on my way to the vatican right now - Sawd05
Definitely how I want to go out
This is what almost happened to Finn and Flame Princess in adventure time...
Well I don't want an octopus kissing me because it's kinda painful. - TheComputerIsAlways10
Gross. Definitely not this one!
Painful. - Not_A_Weeaboo
Well I almost drowned from dew in my lungs.
Did you just assume my gender
I wanna do that - kylebuschfan18
I will be MLG while I'm dead - TheMinecraftGamer
My way is 'Playing a match with Pele, Getting food with MJ, Getting Shot by Clint Eastwood, Bill Murray speaks at my Funeral ALL while Mr. Freeman narrates.
Passing my guard, and Pele kicks in a Goal... Headshot by a Magnum. It will surely interest Bill to open my casket for everyone to see. & God would definitely listen to what Mr. freeman has to say. Dig it I'm in!
Okay... getting on the silly side/ - Transformers234
People actually died this way in ww2 because when their plane was shot air pressure decreased and their intestines expanded by 300 percent and would fart and die
(Two below this) the last word is spelled wrong
I do this every day
HAHA, I'm hanging on a rope, Freddy Kruger you're too late!... - SmoothCriminal
Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken so long to catch me, I had enough time to go across the street, buy some pills, take a dozen, go to the garage, get some rope and a lighter, go back up stairs, hang myself and light myself on fire. What did you do? Oh, that's right, you barley got up the stairs taking your sweet ass time. - Gaymer
Takes away all the killer's hopes. Nice
Why didn't you just call 911? - FerrariDude64
I don't think that will kill you
What, ebola is kinda painful at skin and insides - TheComputerIsAlways10
No it's not good! - Neonco31
NO, Ebola is a very painful way to go!
Obvious troll item. - Userguy44