Top Ten Best Ways to DieRotorhead
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I died while busting a nut
Def the best...
Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep - Norrisofchuck88 Comments
God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably - SmoothCriminal
The best part is you know they will live
This would be so awesome. I don't know where this quote was from but here it is: The greatest love a friend can show is to give up his life for the other friend. Or something like dat.
I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering101 Comments
I think I've seen this before... WAIT I've TRIED THIS!
This is the bestyou go to sleep and you wake up on a cloud in hevan awesome
You go to sleep...and never wake up... - BloodFang66 Comments
Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life
It so happy to die happly
I would die of happiness if I ever got to meet Halsey!
Dying of happiness and high from a wild recreational drug. Can you top that?11 Comments
Send me out with a bang!
I hope that’s me
The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.38 Comments
I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.
That feeling of satisfation can't beat it - BreakFastBeast2005
Even seven lives on the trot following this wouldn't be sufficient enough to empty my current bucketlist.. - Arhaan9514 Comments
To answer the guys question about weather his friends will go to hell, they will, unless you try to convert them. That is why god made them your friends in the first place
Jesus is our lord and savior his resurrection would prevent all our deaths and we would live for ever in the hell that is the earth
! 11! 1! 1!
It’s even better if you tell your friends so the can come to
You should be saved
Jesus: "If you wanna see how much you mean to me look at my hands look at my side if you could count the times I say you are forgiven it's more than the drops in the ocean"
Come on Jesus took your sins farther from you then the east is from the west trust him let him save you let him live inside you
John 3:16 for God loved the world in this way that he gave his only forgotten son so that any one who believes in his should not perish but have everlasting life
I am a Christian and I believe in getting saved Jesus wore a crown of thorns was nailed to a cross and whipped 40 times for everyone
I will in this list laughing to death
This is how Shemp Howard, member of the three stooges died.
That would happen to me!28 Comments
So can I die fighting for waifu rights
I died fighting for Danny Devito's hand In marriage 10/10 would die again - MentingBing
I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.
If I had to die, I want to die as a US Marine. I don't care how, where or when as long as I die as a Marine. If anyone reading this wants to enlist in the Corps, good luck to you - Rafterman16 Comments
Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..
oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning - Trivium
Land mines, have taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing, taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with a life in hell. - USGC
I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...
Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!
Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.
Um... how do you die listening to a song? The most horrible song was Baby by the way37 Comments
indeed - Sawd05
This kid plays too much minecraft14 Comments
I love chocolate - DrayTopTens
By being immersed in it or by consuming it?
I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!
YES - AliciaMae10 Comments
If I press the red button ill die cause I'm retarted
! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)
Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!
Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death. - RiverClanRocks23 Comments
I'm suicidal and I'm hoping to do this one day but can't cause my little brother needs me
Id rather die by my own hands then have it taken by the person I hate the most... I want to chose when I die, I'm not afraid of death nor will I ever be, I want to chose when and how I die and there's a 1% chance I can out of 100 and that's by my own hands one day. I might die tomorrow for all you know, but I won't commit suicide so don't worry. I'm not that desperate.
If it's my choice this is my way ill go out on my own terms no one has the wright to tell me different
Seems practir - Manlypants51 Comments
yeah! that would be great!
Definitely the way I wanna die - rocker1796
HELL YEAH! This is the way I want to go. Metallica, AC-DC, Led Zeppelin all at once - Rafterman
If I were to go out that's how I'd like it done11 Comments
No, this will hurt painfully. - Userguy44
I would do 1000000 flips
This time, I won't *need* a parachute.
Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye17 Comments
Ok am going to do that without eating some food only drinking cola
I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome - SmoothCriminal
Opinion is someone's different perspective on something, and is not a fact. - TeamRocket747
I'm gonna try this
Its delicious, enough said7 Comments
Bucket list: 1 to infinity - stick Goran's dick everywhere inside me
I want Danny DeVito to falcon punch me all over - MentingBing
Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.
Lol. How to do that? - pcn
Nan died like that7 Comments
Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time - Norrisofchuck
What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.
I died from this and it's nice!
I don't know but that would be so kool laugh out loud2 Comments
People actually died this way in ww2 because when their plane was shot air pressure decreased and their intestines expanded by 300 percent and would fart and die
Okay... getting on the silly side/ - Transformers234
(Two below this) the last word is spelled wrong
I do this every day10 Comments
This is how I want to die - DrayTopTens
Why isn't this first? This is the most natural way, because you don't die by a disease. - Userguy44
This should be number 1 - ElSherlock
Um.. why is this 22? It's by far the best way to go! - TopTenTed8 Comments
If only I can die this way
Hopefully I don’t go out hated
Because you don't want to live long enough to se yourself become the villain
You know who was a hero?
I want to die in a similar fashion but the atomic bomb is Danny DeVito. - MentingBing
Yes I like this one
Just how daddy went - MentingBing
This is the best one in my opinion.3 Comments
Ok I will XX pssshhh it’s stupid that u say that - XxSEVEREDHUMANITYxX
You know what a human looks like when they die x eyes
X means cancel so you canceled your life - Neonco31
Before that last chance try dept of Islam2 Comments
It's so adorable sacrificing YOURSELF for love maybe I should to do that or be Juliet in romeo and Juliet
Greatest way to die, period.
I wil die for my love
I would love this so I can go to heaven on the same day and the same time as my Middle School sweetheart.
That would be nice cause you would both be in heaven
It is what I would want if I was loved
We'll die together - Neonco313 Comments
I wish. I just dream of killing the people I hate.
Dislike this comment all you want. I wish I could kill my enemies. - AnonymousChick
It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.
Just because you don't like them, that's not a reason to kill them. What if they were gonna buy you tickets to a 21 pilots concert for forgiveness. That means gone forever, be kind.
I would absolutely love to die after killing my worst enemy. Would be a good way get redemption if that enemy of mine kills somebody that I love.3 Comments
We stan a spongebob fan - wheelers-
Don't eat the pie! - ethanmeinster
A Spongebob reference - Neonco312 Comments
Oh that will hurt! - Userguy44
God accidentally presses the lighting button
Knowing my luck... The lightning will miss me by half an inch but I'll fall into a manhole and drown in sewer.
The irony... Dave would be proud...3 Comments
I once saw two pidgeon dead while having sex.
Who would die like this? - Userguy44
Definitely. Marry a hot woman, get her pregnant and then her give me a lethal injection while climaxing.
Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.4 Comments
Will it blend : @wheelers- (18+++ AGE RESTRICTED) - wheelers-
This would be an awesome way to die! Can't imagine anything better than getting thrown in a blender on my favourite show!
That would be awesome. Your head would also explode and you would boil and freeze.
Popping a blood vessel in your brain... Possible...
You take a knife and slit your throat after MLG players keep killing you - FerrariDude64
Killing yourself because of one camper... Nice - MaxPap
Oh... - MaxPap
Yet another idiot died on the crapper
Writing them isn't a waste
That's not a waste of life, also, I can picture myself dying while commenting good stuff about Halsey, or random stuff.
Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me. - Britgirl
Tell me about it7 Comments
Ok, that would be fine - hiphopgod
At least you can get nice and blazed before you take your last breath
There the best man!
This would be a good way to go.!.
Eating bum with trav bob and marmite
I'm on my way to the vatican right now - Sawd05
How I want to go out - Sawd05
Yheres is really nothing I can say...
Definitely how I want to go out2 Comments
The sun won't go supernova because it's too small - Neonco31
The view will be spectacular! Not as sepctaculas as your inards flopping trough space
Fifi get off you silly hey wait sto----------
I don't want to choke in paper. - Userguy44
I don't know this is just accurate
Green Day reference - Neonco31
That would be so cool - AnonymousChick
Well I almost drowned from dew in my lungs.
Did you just assume my gender
I wanna do that - kylebuschfan18
I will be MLG while I'm dead - TheMinecraftGamer1 Comment
This can happen - ElSherlock
HAHAhahaa... *Chokes* - MaxPap
Duplicate - PokemonGOSucks
I DIED OF LAUGHTER :P
Gross. Definitely not this one!
This is what almost happened to Finn and Flame Princess in adventure time...
Well I don't want an octopus kissing me because it's kinda painful. - TheComputerIsAlways10
Or Michael Jackson - AliciaMae
I think Queen is...um...not the best.
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY,
IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW, Carry on,
But nothing really matters. - Dawscr
Painful. - Not_A_Weeaboo
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Top Remixes (19)
2. Fighting for your country in a war
3. In your sleep
2. Dying from pure 100 orgasmic joy from all your wildest sexual fantasies being brought to reality all at the same time, and then being reincarnated so you can play Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare multiplayer with Gorge Carlin
3. Jumping out of a 30,000 ft high plane or helicopter
2. After finally getting a stack of diamonds
3. Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident
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