Top Ten Best Ways to DieRotorhead
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Why is this number 3 I would rather do this than die in my sleep - Norrisofchuck
Okay that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. dude I wanna go that way! That sounds so awesome
I laughed out loud at this. Coming back just to kill stuff in a video game is great! - Velilana
yesV 76 Comments
God would be so proud, I am a christian, and jesus would die for me (he already did), and he would to it again, I love jesus, and I would sacrifice my life for the ones I love. laugh out loud epic way to die probably - SmoothCriminal
I just feel it would break my heart if a PERSON died! My gerbil ( its from the RAT family ) died and I was so sad SO SO SO SAD! I cried over a RAT! So really I'm just a child who doesn't love/like/ death, I wouldn't say its the worst thing ever because it makes them stop suffering
They will never forget you - BigZ
If they don't thank me for this, I'm outta hereV 92 Comments
This is the bestyou go to sleep and you wake up on a cloud in hevan awesome
Painless... you just slip away in your sleep - Celestius
No pain best way to die
Have some dreams of some girls, some videogames, some food and die in peace without knowing your mind.
Boop, oh hello, I’m dead. That was painless.
-a random guy who died in their sleep then lived to tell the tale..?
Just be Happy man just be happy and enjoy life
Dying of happiness and high from a wild recreational drug. Can you top that?
Dying in happiness is like dying with you did everything you could do in you're entire life
It so happy to die happlyV 11 Comments
The best thing to do is die for what you believe... Whether that's in war or saving another. Why can't a Muslim die for religion and their country? Does that country necessarily have to be antithetical to US' interests? I would die for the US and my religion any day of the week.
Don't believe that, what will happen is you will be messed up and injured so much you can't seem to think! And so many others have the same horror stories about war, it is a a long time that you can be able to make peace, don't believe that.
Good luck to you Wolfdude! I'm enlisting on my 18th birthday and taking the Oath of Enlistment on November 10th, 2017. I am enlisting as a 3043 Supply Administration and Operations Specialist. If 0300 is what's left when I enlist, then that's what I'll do in the Corps. If I die, at least I earned the title of United States Marine. I want nothing more than to be a Marine - Rafterman
It's been a honorV 33 Comments
I'm fourteen and I'm already making a mental bucked list because I'm afraid of dying with regret. It would be amazing if I could do everything that I want to do in life.
Top of my list is sleeping with Kylie. Looks like I will live forever!
This is the time when you no longer need survival! Your value is at is peak and will remain at its peak. The pain of dying is also washed out by the joy of great achievement.
Even seven lives on the trot following this wouldn't be sufficient enough to empty my current bucketlist.. - Arhaan95V 12 Comments
You should be saved
Jesus: "If you wanna see how much you mean to me look at my hands look at my side if you could count the times I say you are forgiven it's more than the drops in the ocean"
Come on Jesus took your sins farther from you then the east is from the west trust him let him save you let him live inside you
John 3:16 for God loved the world in this way that he gave his only forgotten son so that any one who believes in his should not perish but have everlasting life
I am a Christian and I believe in getting saved Jesus wore a crown of thorns was nailed to a cross and whipped 40 times for everyone
I believe in God, the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob. His Son, Jesus Christ, is the lamb of God. I believe that I am no good, but a sinner, but that God will redeem my soul because of the blood of Jesus. I'm sure there are those that will scoff, their choice, my choice is to believe. The scoffers and us believers will never know for sure which of us is right until we all pass away.
I don't know why this is number 12. You get to be happy in heaven forever, seeing your family members. Relationships with your wife, children, siblings, friends, etc. would last forever also. You trusted Jesus Christ when you lived, now he fulfills it. Amen. - ethanmeinster
It's brings me great joy to say I am saved by the blood of our savior Jesus Christ and will be apart of his kingdom when death comes.V 33 Comments
What an enjoyable way to go! - Britgirl
Likely to happen if your watching a movie with Seth MacFarlane, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, or George Lopez in it
Ha ha Satan won't take me is this the best he could do - MrQuaz680
Knowing my luck it'd probably be the kind of laughter where it's something really dumb and not even funny,
one of those times where you're just like,
"AHAHA-WHY AM I LAUGHING, THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL, AHAHAAHAH
I would personally not like to die in my sleep, because when I die I want to know I'm dying and be able to see my family and friends one last time.
If I had to die, I want to die as a US Marine. I don't care how, where or when as long as I die as a Marine. If anyone reading this wants to enlist in the Corps, good luck to you - Rafterman
It's the best
More points if your death results in them escaping death.V 14 Comments
Death in the air, strapped in the electric chair..
oh, crap I'm dead. At least I died listening to Ride the Lightning - Trivium
I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you...
Oh. Well. Bohemian Rhapsody, I'll miss you. But now I get to meet the greatest singer ever! FREDDIE MERCURY! YAY!
Did you know that...?!
I know. You are obsessed with me and couldn't wait to meet me.
Makes sense. Seeing as how my favourite song is octavarium by dream theater. Seriously, you've got to listen to it. And if there is one song that will kill you, its this
CoolV 34 Comments
This kid plays too much minecraft
Lol minecraft is fun but this is real life. Is this about like dying in a hardcore world maybe - Lunala
Okay the cringy 11 year old who created this, show yourself..
Wouldn't you lose your diamonds, though?V 9 Comments
By being immersed in it or by consuming it?
I would love to die by eating too much chocolate, or drowning in a pool of warm chocolate with fresh strawberries at hand. laugh out loud!
From here to the bottom of this page they're random deaths - tent2
YES - AliciaMaeV 9 Comments
! So much fun. The red button is to die for ( pun intended)! ;-)
Who wouldn't want to take out the world with them!?! And for god sakes it's a button you have to press it!
Don't PRESS THE BUTTON! (presses button anyway and dies) The moral of this story: Red buttons are death. - RiverClanRocks
I wonder, what does this red button do?
Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.
Its sad but at least it was your choice. - lukestheman4
People who do NOT want to go this way are to scared of dying. Dying by your own idea and time takes GUTS and BALLS. The sooner I die the sooner I can come back and do life a lot different next time. I plan to say goodby to who I want to and the rest we not friends anyway. GOODBY all
If you are serious, please don't commit suicide. Sure, I know life can suck, but you are a valuable part of the world. Never, ever waste your life like that. Get help and talk to someone. - Hajj
You get to choose how you die, when you die, and even why you die. It may seem sorrowful but it is filled with options, and is the only way in which you truly choose to die.
Something to cross of my bucket list.V 43 Comments
yeah! that would be great!
Definitely the way I wanna die - rocker1796
HELL YEAH! This is the way I want to go. Metallica, AC-DC, Led Zeppelin all at once - Rafterman
I’m not sure if I would like that because let’s just say I’m not the biggest fan of rock. But alternative pop fever would be my dream come true...but I still don’t wanna die.V 11 Comments
This time, I won't *need* a parachute.
Just imagine you listening to avenged seven fold and you falling to your death at 2,000 MPH FACE FIRST INTO A GIGANTIC NEEDLE! One other thing is happening your calling every kid you hate at school saying screw them and then calling your good friends and saying a nice goodbye
just love a good bungee jump... but they don't go this high/low
YESV 15 Comments
I LOOVE Coca Cola it's so good in every way best design best taste it's all awesome - SmoothCriminal
Opinion is someone's different perspective on something, and is not a fact. - TeamRocket747
Its delicious, enough said
I can't have coke (I'm allergic) (I know it's sad)
Not THAT sad. Coca cola has tons of sugar and it is highly processed. - AnonymousChick
I’m gonna try thisV 6 Comments
Bucket list: 1 to infinity - stick Goran's dick everywhere inside me
Just imagine some guy comes up to you, and punches you so hard that you just fly off-screen. Awesome way to die.
Lol. How to do that? - pcn
Nan died like that
Bruh, that would hurt like hell. Like, you're getting punched in the gut by Captain Falcon and his sexy abs. - hiphopgodV 6 Comments
Wow... Wow to have that much caffeine would be awesome and crazy at the same time - Norrisofchuck
What you do with all that caffeine is up to you.
I died from this and it's nice!
LOLV 3 Comments
Okay... getting on the silly side/ - Transformers234
(Two below this) the last word is spelled wrong
I do this every day
Let her blow wolffighter1V 9 Comments
Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "
Nah. I don't wanna live to the point where I can't walk, drive, or go to the bathroom by myself. I wanna die with some dignity - ryanrimmel
The natural way to go is the best one!
Why is this below suicide? If you die of old age, you die the natural way, and you lived a long life before you’re death. - AliciaMaeV 4 Comments
Because you don't want to live long enough to se yourself become the villain
You know who was a hero?
I will die as a hero and to make people think that if yo
u die for someone it worth it
It's so adorable sacrificing YOURSELF for love maybe I should to do that or be Juliet in romeo and Juliet
Greatest way to die, period.
I wil die for my love
You know what a human looks like when they die x eyes
X means cancel so you canceled your life - Neonco31
I... Don't get it.
Just like in Dr. Strangelove. - egnomac
Beautiful. - ACKREIK
It'd also add if you got to flip everyone off while doing so.
I would love this so I can go to heaven on the same day and the same time as my Middle School sweetheart.
That would be nice cause you would both be in heaven
It is what I would want if I was loved
Well, I’m not in love with anyone, but I love my favorite singer (but not have a crush on. I just love her music and how I can relate to it) So if I had to die, it would be with Halsey, knowing I got to meet her in my lifetime.V 3 Comments
I wish. I just dream of killing the people I hate.
Dislike this comment all you want. I wish I could kill my enemies. - AnonymousChick
It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.
Just because you don't like them, that's not a reason to kill them. What if they were gonna buy you tickets to a 21 pilots concert for forgiveness. That means gone forever, be kind.
I always want to die like this,
I would wish that the freshman girl my crush(I still can't get over him)would get dump, once I prove others what terrible person she secretly is(She bullies 6th graders for little to no reason, that's wrong). If I were to die, maybe being terribly pushed or drowned to water by that girl for telling the truth about her. I would, because if my fate desires me to die that way, I'll accept it. There's nothing I can do about It. But maybe, just maybe, my crush would notice that the freshman girl killed someone, he would call the cops and would break up with her.
If he'd love me or not, I don't care. All I want is just that he'd just know what a terrible person she is.
Feel free to call me like Disney1994 or dislike this comment, but the item clearly says "After Killing your worst enemies". And I decided to write how I want them to be arrested or simply dump by their crushes(just like how I was) instead of writing the ways I want them to die.
And ...more - MLPFan
Don't eat the pie! - ethanmeinster
A Spongebob reference - Neonco31
Spongebob is getting too much hype now. Stop. - TeamRocket747
Knowing my luck... The lightning will miss me by half an inch but I'll fall into a manhole and drown in sewer.
God accidentally presses the lighting button
The irony... Dave would be proud...
Me I will sacirfice for everything I have,gets struck. a Few hours later, doctor I'm afiaid your dead woud be my last word hearedV 2 Comments
This would be an awesome way to die! Can't imagine anything better than getting thrown in a blender on my favourite show!
Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.
Would be gross way to die, but I wouldn't mind dying by having sex with my future wife.
This is inappropriate!
If shes hot - FerrariDude64V 1 Comment
That would be awesome. Your head would also explode and you would boil and freeze.
Popping a blood vessel in your brain... Possible...
You take a knife and slit your throat after MLG players keep killing you - FerrariDude64
Killing yourself because of one camper... Nice - MaxPap
Yet another idiot died on the crapper
Oh... - MaxPap
Writing them isn't a waste
Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me. - Britgirl
That's not a waste of life, also, I can picture myself dying while commenting good stuff about Halsey, or random stuff.
You’ve wasted you’re life - AliciaMaeV 7 Comments
The sun won't go supernova because it's too small - Neonco31
The view will be spectacular! Not as sepctaculas as your inards flopping trough space
Ok, that would be fine - hiphopgod
At least you can get nice and blazed before you take your last breath
There the best man!
Eating bum with trav bob and marmite
This would be a good way to go.!.
Fifi get off you silly hey wait sto----------
I don't know this is just accurate
Green Day reference - Neonco31
That would be so cool - AnonymousChick
Well I almost drowned from dew in my lungs.
Did you just assume my gender
I will be MLG while I'm dead - TheMinecraftGamer
I wanna do that - kylebuschfan18V 1 Comment
Lol. My bro did the death prediction thing once and it said on his virtual tombstone "shot by the Popes's bodyguards" - Rafterman
Pope is full of lies supplied by the government.
HAHAhahaa... *Chokes* - MaxPap
Duplicate - PokemonGOSucks
I DIED OF LAUGHTER :P
This is what almost happened to Finn and Flame Princess in adventure time...
Well I don't want an octopus kissing me because it's kinda painful. - TheComputerIsAlways10
Gross. Definitely not this one!
Painful. - Not_A_Weeaboo
Or Michael Jackson - AliciaMae
I think Queen is...um...not the best.
DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY,
IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW, Carry on,
But nothing really matters. - Dawscr
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