Top Ten Best Ways to Die


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21 Die from letting out too big of a fart

Okay... getting on the silly side/ - Transformers234

(Two below this) the last word is spelled wrong

I do this every day

Let her blow wolffighter1

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22 As a Hero

Because you don't want to live long enough to se yourself become the villain

You know who was a hero?

I will die as a hero and to make people think that if yo
u die for someone it worth it

23 Old age

Ah, you've had a good long life, you feel great. No one treats you like you're old, they know how awesome you are to be healthy at this age. No one is gonna say, "Poor woman, died early from Cancer. " Or "Well, his lungs weren't doing well at all, that must have been painful. "

Nah. I don't wanna live to the point where I can't walk, drive, or go to the bathroom by myself. I wanna die with some dignity - ryanrimmel

The natural way to go is the best one!

Tia should be number 1 ecause it's the most peaceful way to die

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24 Pressing X

You know what a human looks like when they die x eyes

X means cancel so you canceled your life - Neonco31

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25 After killing your worst enemy

I wish. I just dream of killing the people I hate.

Dislike this comment all you want. I wish I could kill my enemies. - AnonymousChick

It is the best way to die. Think that you have an enemy who is willing to kill you and you kill him before he kills you. Then you kill yourself to save your honour and not getting caught by the cops.

Just because you don't like them, that's not a reason to kill them. What if they were gonna buy you tickets to a 21 pilots concert for forgiveness. That means gone forever, be kind. - lovefrombadlands

I always want to die like this,
I would wish that the freshman girl my crush(I still can't get over him)would get dump, once I prove others what terrible person she secretly is(She bullies 6th graders for little to no reason, that's wrong). If I were to die, maybe being terribly pushed or drowned to water by that girl for telling the truth about her. I would, because if my fate desires me to die that way, I'll accept it. There's nothing I can do about It. But maybe, just maybe, my crush would notice that the freshman girl killed someone, he would call the cops and would break up with her.
If he'd love me or not, I don't care. All I want is just that he'd just know what a terrible person she is.
Feel free to call me like Disney1994 or dislike this comment, but the item clearly says "After Killing your worst enemies". And I decided to write how I want them to be arrested or simply dump by their crushes(just like how I was) instead of writing the ways I want them to die.
And ...more - MLPFan

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26 Sacrifice for your love

It's so adorable sacrificing YOURSELF for love maybe I should to do that or be Juliet in romeo and Juliet

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27 Riding an atomic bomb as it plummets to earth and explodes

Who wouldn't want to ride an atomic bomb like Major King Kong did in Dr. Strangelove - jack2244

Just like in Dr. Strangelove. - egnomac

28 Die With the One You Love

I would love this so I can go to heaven on the same day and the same time as my Middle School sweetheart.

That would be nice cause you would both be in heaven

It is what I would want if I was loved

In my case, Goran Bregovic, I'm taking him with me :-) he'll be mine for the rest of eternity

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29 Watch the Sunset with Squidward

Don't eat the pie! - ethanmeinster

A Spongebob reference - Neonco31

Spongebob is getting too much hype now. Stop. - TeamRocket747


30 Hit by lightning on a sunny day

Knowing my luck... The lightning will miss me by half an inch but I'll fall into a manhole and drown in sewer.

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31 Complications from a severe thumb wrestling accident
32 While having sex

Die with a smile on your face, ruins the mood for your partner however.

Would be gross way to die, but I wouldn't mind dying by having sex with my future wife.

This is inappropriate!

If shes hot - FerrariDude64

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33 Being Blended On "Will It Blend?"

This would be an awesome way to die! Can't imagine anything better than getting thrown in a blender on my favourite show!

34 Getting kicked in the nuts and flying so high that you freeze to death in space

That would be awesome. Your head would also explode and you would boil and freeze.
Pure Awesome

35 Raging Too Hard On Call of Duty Ghosts

Popping a blood vessel in your brain... Possible...

You take a knife and slit your throat after MLG players keep killing you - FerrariDude64

36 Used In a Commercial for Ginsu Knives
37 Drowning in the p****

Yet another idiot died on the crapper

38 Wasting your life reading Top Ten Lists

Writing them isn't a waste

Well at least I know how, it's when what's bothering me. - Britgirl

That's not a waste of life, also, I can picture myself dying while commenting good stuff about Halsey, or random stuff. - lovefrombadlands

Reading isn't either becuase than you know stuff - FerrariDude64

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39 After making out with hottest super model
40 Smoking weed with Cheech and Chong

At least you can get nice and blazed before you take your last breath

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