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It is hard to say exactly what is being paraded here. Perhaps taking the industrial sounds and filling them with drills and mallets hitting sheets of steel. Regardless of the parody, Weird Al displays the most profound musicianship on this song. He spits fast, furious, and holds nothing back on Hardware Store.
I love the part of the song where he lists off all of the materials he would buy.
Hardware Store is a brilliant song and the GODLY part after the 2nd chorus is just amazing
Epic songV 2 Comments
I bet a lot of people downloaded this song!
Doesn't matter if you're a grandma, or a 7 year old girl; they'll treat you like the evil hardbitten criminal mind you are... Don't download...
This song should be in the top 10. It's one of the best!
I met him in a swamp down in degoba where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonates soda. S-O-D-A soda. I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda. Y-O-D-A Yoda. - icecreammanjb
This makes me want to reread Spy School 1-4 all over again. -Octopus Wizard
HAHA! I ;love this one. - funnyuser
Just when you thought the song was dead, Weird Al parodies it. - PeterG99
New but still goodV 1 Comment
So funny should be higher
My teacher showed this on YouTube to my whole class best teacher ever - Ihaskitty1234
This song should be used in schools everywhere
Lol I think it was shown in year 8 or something. - LemonComputer
I got shown this at school and now I like Al Yankovic's music.
Though I haven't listened to any recently. - LemonComputer
This on should be higher. It may not be my personal favorite, but the reason I like it is because it's very relatable. It's basically about there being nothing interesting on T.V.. And the funniest part is the break it down part and there's just a bunch of commercials playing in the background.
Great lyrics, but a strange love song. "I'd rather have a thousand paper cuts on my face, than spend one more minute with you! "
"I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you"
The wonderful contrast between the touching tone of the music and the absurdity of the lyrics.
Handy is the best! Why in the world is it at 25?V 1 Comment
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