Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
The Top Ten Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered a bucket of chicken, and when they asked what size, she said the one on the roof. - DePhazer
Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.
I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail
This is really funny but if you wanna hear another funny one (my friends friend told me this one) He said, "Yo mama so fat that even Bob The Builder said, We can't fix that! "
I used to think everyone was born for a reason,... that was of course, until I met u
This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.
Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones
Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol
This was hilarious I can't believe this is not the #1 joke. I also can't believe that this is the only site that has this joke. I ALSO have a joke, yo mama so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said "I can't fix that" "YO mama so ugly not even the gold fish crackers would smile back at her"
THIS HAS MY SON CRACKING UP A STORM... LOL GOOD ONE
HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.
Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.
I laughed so hard at this I did a poo in my panties. My name is denver hale I live in a bin
That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.
This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud
This should be on the first position with a crown
My friend told me about this website and I think this one is the best yet. Man I wish I was funny as you guys. This one has my vote. I hope this one goes to number one soon. I think I'm starting to vomit out my spaghetti. Yuck when did I eat green peas. Anyway best joke ever. Oh and I wonder who posted this because they made me vomit out my spaghetti! Laugh out loud
That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing
That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X
This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha
'Ditch the dream and be a doer, not a dreamer,' she advised -- whether or not you know what your 'passion' might be. 'The truth is, it doesn't matter. You don't have to know. You just have to keep moving forward. You just have to keep doing something, seizing the next opportunity, staying open to trying something new. It doesn't have to fit your vision of the perfect job or the perfect life. Perfect is boring and dreams are not real,' she said.
I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.
This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!
This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1. - LuigiLord
That's awesome I didn't get it at first but then I was sitting here think oh jesus she had her pants down or wait shes too fat to wear the pants normal so it showed her crack oh god that's gross as hell
That's so wrong... But so funny...
Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends
Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!
"this joke is so good I told it to my brother when he was drinking a pop and the pop came out is nose"
This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!
Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself
Wow this joke must be in the top 5 list not top 10!
There are bigger things than mount Everest. but, she better be big! lol
Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever
That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!
Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
Why does a mother have to sit on the booger that makes people laugh so hard it does mean to other mom and you know what does feel like to us and you don't know what it feels like to you so you don't stop talking about be my mommy and you need to say sorry to everybody's moms you said that too who is fat
I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!
LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat
I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying
This is the best fat joke I have herd in my entire life I said this joke to about 16 fat boys in my school and they all stopped eating junk food till then I think who made this joke up is very funny even funnier than mr. Bean nice going bro/or/girl. !
Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first
Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!
Dude that's so funny my bro told that to just a min ago
I told my friends they say they is the most boring ever they say They my jokes are Connery so, that makes me said and I don't want to tell on them cause then they will get on doing it (not that kind of do it). I don't know what to do cause I thought they were my friend so I don't want to make it onward. What should I do?
Laugh out loud AMAZING I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I READ THIS I ALMOST STARTED TO THEN RIGHT AFTER MY SISTER COMES IN AND GIVES ME SKITTLES laugh out loud
I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!
I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!
Laugh out loud This made me roll on the floor No joke is very funny I want some Skittles right now You better taste the rainbow
That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.
Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed
That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.
I love this own my friends keep on making fun of my mom so when I look at this one I wrote it on a pice of paper so I could go back and tell my friends
To be continued... Hilarious! - Annaaa
Haha love that joke man that should be on T.V. on yo ma so fat
Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny
Laugh out loud these jokes are so mean, but I'll tell you when I'm having a bad day and tell my friends off with these jokes they don't know what to say
That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up
In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times
Love this joke! It's so funny! Me and my friends were having a yo mama joke war and I told this joke but I didn't win :( TO BAD
Lmao, This is on my TOP Ten list laugh out loud, I love this joke!
Laugh out loud! This should be number one!
That is hillarious I laughed so much
Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.
AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say "did they drop the camara in a sinkhole? " laugh out loud
Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition
Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one
Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!
Your mom is so fat when she died jesus didn't need to break bread because the world was full
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
Heard it before but I still smile every single time
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.
Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
She needs even more than the Great Wall of China!
I just died from laughing dude
Wow I never laughed so hard!
Should be in Top 10!
It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth
This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!
That's so mean but funny laugh out loud
This is really harsh man whoever made this one should tell everyone that he is really sorry. This actually could have happened to some people. My mom and dad are both actually kind of fat. Please delete this and stop hurting people. :(
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!
It's so funny it even crackes me up!, har har har do you get it hey listen to this yo moma so fat she tried to be on et but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse!
I'm not going to get a to do www I love the fact when w the world and a good one to be a great day way we have to a new phone is on a the my life mom and my mom is so much for the next day few days weeks ago when he was the first only best thing ever and is I can't wait even though the world and the other hand the ball and cry the most poo and stuff is hurting my head and I will die. So I am sad. As soon as you you read this messed up la gauge, send it to 15 people or the Devils will eat you poo lol
Yo mama so fat when she fell down the steps I was not laughing but the stairs were cracking up
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
Laugh out loud Funny as hell
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
! That was so funny! I combined this joke with the Great Wall of China! Yo mama so fat, that she has more rolls than a bakery and that she uses the Great Wall of China as her belt!
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Reading this one again and I am still laughing!
That should be in the top ten it is so funny
I saw this one on your mama jokes toutube
Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her
Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.
Funny laugh out loud
Me and my friend cracked up. laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
Good one I said that to somebody and they creid
That was raw as heck the best one I seen
ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
Ahh not so good I've heard better
That yo momma joke is lame
Hilarious that never gets old
Sos her and laugh out loud
Your mom is so fat that when she farted people shouted earthquake!
Very funny once I saw the joke I bursted with laughter
I guess sand is quicksand
Good thing I don't have my pepsie in my mouth it would have come out of my nose! LOL LOL LOL LOL! :D
THIS is the greatest yo mama joke ever come on guys give it the fame it deserves.
I really like that when
Laugh out loud freaked awesome joke should be I the top ten
It should be Earth, Mars, Jupiter
this should be number 1-10 or else its poor forever, hope you like it so much - crazy1
A whirlpool, in an ocean, that must be a gigantic momma, to be able to get stuck. Like that's just so big, but I like this one thanks dude, I'm gonna use this one against people, it will leave them speechless
Maybe it is yo mama so fat she fell into the whirlpool and children used her as a merry go round
Laugh out loud pretty funny but I've heard better
Laugh out loud! That is one of the funniest yo mama so fat jokes I've heard
I laughed for 47 years
When I read that, I laughed so hard that I cried and had to drink salt water through a pitcher
Best one in the world man! This really deserves to be number one no lie.
Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro
That was to funny nice one bro
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
This one's really good ha ha!
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that is awesome
Your mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said I want your weight not your phone number
What if she was fat but went to the store and traded the high heels for flip flops? I get it but... I don't know man
Laugh out loud I like this one
I hate it I can make a better one than your mommas so ugly even bigfoot is scared of her
Lol funniest joke ever
Wow can't believe how stupid this joke is!
That made my 7 yr old brother pee his pants!
haha! I can't stop laughing!
Hilarious, that should be on top 10
That is pro-banging! still sat here laughing now haha
That was the best joke ever
This one is really good. Me and my sister burst out laughing this joke deserves to be higher. Keep on writing please
Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page
I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt
Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes
I was laughing so much, this had to be in the top 10 of this website but this is definitely in my top 10 list
Intelligent jokes like these are not meant for your mama top tens, the audience simply isn't there.
That is awesome
This one sucks.
It's real funny for me because spirit is suppose to be weightless. So this joke has so many dimension in it. A bible verse, a creator being and physic.
That is just hilarious so telling my friends this joke good job and make site the writer keeps them coming!
I get it but I'm Christian but that is just so funny not really funny but its just funny you know I didn't really laugh I just smiled so do something like this yo mama so stupid that when the first time she heard the yo mama joke she didn't know what it was until you finally told her that she was the mama joke.
This is the funniest jokes ever about god that why fat people can't go to heaven because the fat peoples take all the space in heaven
That was the best one in the not top tens.
It's not the best but still made me smile
Hey, I thought that when she tried to get to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on burger king.
Laugh out loud it was really good
Hilarious! This is a good yo mama joke! Me and my sister were laughing at this cause it was so funny! Whoever came up with this is funny!
This one left me laughing for five whole minutes! This should be number one
This is the only one that didn't start with yo mama but this is one of the one that actually made me cry. This one needs to be the top 10!
Yo mamma is so fat everyone walks on her instead of the side walk. Laugh out loud!
Haha I never thought of this one funniest I ever heard nice
Oh... My... Gosh, no ways man, this ones too much, I have to open a window I can't stop!
ohh that bad right there
lol I've been laughing for like 6 mins stright - giant66
That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin
Funny. This hilarious joke made my grandmother AND my sister crack up so hardly, when my grandmother was cooking, she almost burned her hand.
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!
I'm WITH 5 PEOPLE AND WE ALL LAUGHED AT THAT JOKE
Loved this... Me and my son cracked up!
Yo momma is so fat we make jokes about her.
You look like a meatloaf fat face
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
This is the funniest hah!
It's funny but still animal cruelty
Laugh out loud THIS IS THE ONLY YO MOMMA JOKE THAT IS FUNNY, ALL THE OTHER ONES ARE BAD
That's why my YouTube lags all of the time
Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried
That's why YouTube never works
I think this 1 was good dam
TRY THIS ONE... YO MAMA SO FAT, NOT EVEN FAT ALBERT WOULD DATE HER laugh out loud TELL ME IF THIS IS FUNNY
Oh my god!
Funny and awesome! Love this one
Her blood type is actually nutella