Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
The Top Ten
Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered a bucket of chicken, and when they asked what size, she said the one on the roof. - DePhazer
Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.
I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail
This is really funny but if you wanna hear another funny one (my friends friend told me this one) He said, "Yo mama so fat that even Bob The Builder said, We can't fix that! "
My opinion is that its so dumb and stupid and funny and I really like it and I was laughing so bad with my best friends in my house so funny! I really laughed a lot I couldn't stop man that is so funny! I don't now what to say with that dumb joke laugh out loud! You must be funny in real life laugh out loud such a funny joke nice joke man! I really liked it and you helped my friends be happy thanks man. Laugh out loud.
Yo mama so fat, when the photographer took a picture of her, her whole face got cut off. - DePhazerV 1053 Comments
This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.
Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones
Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol
coolV 553 Comments
That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.
This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud
This should be on the first position with a crown
My friend told me about this website and I think this one is the best yet. Man I wish I was funny as you guys. This one has my vote. I hope this one goes to number one soon. I think I'm starting to vomit out my spaghetti. Yuck when did I eat green peas. Anyway best joke ever. Oh and I wonder who posted this because they made me vomit out my spaghetti! Laugh out loudV 273 Comments
I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.
This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!
This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1. - LuigiLord
HAHAV 343 Comments
That's so wrong... But so funny...
Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends
Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!
Funny but racistV 203 Comments
This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!
Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself
Wow this joke must be in the top 5 list not top 10!
Lmao too good mateV 259 Comments
That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.
Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed
That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.
Just wrong but funny, ha!V 149 Comments
Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever
That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!
Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
Why does a mother have to sit on the booger that makes people laugh so hard it does mean to other mom and you know what does feel like to us and you don't know what it feels like to you so you don't stop talking about be my mommy and you need to say sorry to everybody's moms you said that too who is fatV 179 Comments
THIS HAS MY SON CRACKING UP A STORM... LOL GOOD ONE
HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.
Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.
Beautiful piece of work right hereV 240 Comments
I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!
LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat
I heard that one but nice one
I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and cryingV 193 Comments
Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition
Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one
Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!
Your mom is so fat when she died jesus didn't need to break bread because the world was fullV 163 Comments
Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first
Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!
Dude that's so funny my bro told that to just a min ago
I told my friends they say they is the most boring ever they say They my jokes are Connery so, that makes me said and I don't want to tell on them cause then they will get on doing it (not that kind of do it). I don't know what to do cause I thought they were my friend so I don't want to make it onward. What should I do?V 163 Comments
That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing
That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X
This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha
'Ditch the dream and be a doer, not a dreamer,' she advised -- whether or not you know what your 'passion' might be. 'The truth is, it doesn't matter. You don't have to know. You just have to keep moving forward. You just have to keep doing something, seizing the next opportunity, staying open to trying something new. It doesn't have to fit your vision of the perfect job or the perfect life. Perfect is boring and dreams are not real,' she said.V 113 Comments
To be continued... Hilarious! - Annaaa
Haha love that joke man that should be on T.V. on yo ma so fat
Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny
I love that scale!V 135 Comments
Laugh out loud AMAZING I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I READ THIS I ALMOST STARTED TO THEN RIGHT AFTER MY SISTER COMES IN AND GIVES ME SKITTLES laugh out loud
I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!
I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!
Thumbs downV 70 Comments
It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth
This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!
That's so mean but funny laugh out loud
This is really harsh man whoever made this one should tell everyone that he is really sorry. This actually could have happened to some people. My mom and dad are both actually kind of fat. Please delete this and stop hurting people. :(V 91 Comments
That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up
In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times
Love this joke! It's so funny! Me and my friends were having a yo mama joke war and I told this joke but I didn't win :( TO BAD
Lmao, This is on my TOP Ten list laugh out loud, I love this joke!V 37 Comments
Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page
I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt
Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes
LOL! This kept me laughing for hours! I'm totally gonna use this on someone!V 81 Comments
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!
It's so funny it even crackes me up!, har har har do you get it hey listen to this yo moma so fat she tried to be on et but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse!
I'm not going to get a to do www I love the fact when w the world and a good one to be a great day way we have to a new phone is on a the my life mom and my mom is so much for the next day few days weeks ago when he was the first only best thing ever and is I can't wait even though the world and the other hand the ball and cry the most poo and stuff is hurting my head and I will die. So I am sad. As soon as you you read this messed up la gauge, send it to 15 people or the Devils will eat you poo lol
I love this oneV 110 Comments
It so funny am still laughing
Laugh out loud! This should be number one!
That is hillarious I laughed so much
Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.V 85 Comments
ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
Ahh not so good I've heard better
That yo momma joke is lame
Hilarious that never gets oldV 18 Comments
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.
Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
She needs even more than the Great Wall of China!
I just died from laughing dude
Wow I never laughed so hard!
Should be in Top 10!
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
Laugh out loud Funny as hell
That is our favourite one out of. All of themV 37 Comments
Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell
Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this
I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.
this is so funny I legit like died
to be honest I really like this joke and I think its amazing
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!
Lmfao this is hilarious
It cracked me up!V 50 Comments
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
Good one I said that to somebody and they creid
That was raw as heck the best one I seenV 58 Comments
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that is awesome
Your mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said I want your weight not your phone number
What if she was fat but went to the store and traded the high heels for flip flops? I get it but... I don't know manV 28 Comments
LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg
Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny
Worst joke ever it swears and I think it is stupid whoever posted it it shame on you for the worst joke everV 53 Comments
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
lolV 28 Comments
Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it
that was the funniest joke I have ever read
good one l. m. a. o lol - zimzim321
WOW1 That was one of the best jokes yet. I personally think that it should be in the top ten! Laugh out loud!V 40 Comments
Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny
Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages
It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to
Now I get it since yo mama is fat and she always wants food the bears need their food and hide it so she won't eat emV 37 Comments
Violation right there!
This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard
It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!
That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwakeV 16 Comments
That's why my YouTube lags all of the time
Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried
That's why YouTube never works
I think this 1 was good damV 10 Comments
Funny. This hilarious joke made my grandmother AND my sister crack up so hardly, when my grandmother was cooking, she almost burned her hand.
That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!V 32 Comments
Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro
That was to funny nice one bro
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
This one's really good ha ha!V 11 Comments
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
Really funny joke, it got my whole family laughing on the floor
That was great
This is the funniest hah!V 26 Comments
She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan
Cause she broke Japan
I was very confused as to what happened in Japan
Momma says I'm sorry for looking like Godzilla to japanV 15 Comments
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Reading this one again and I am still laughing!
That should be in the top ten it is so funnyV 29 Comments
Wow I told my sister this and she was like what.
I've used this one on all of my friends and everyone of them laughed
Best joke ever I choked on my spot laughing
This is so funny I was reading this last year and I'm still laughing haha!V 23 Comments
I literally yelled DAMN when I read this
Sos her and laugh out loud
Your mom is so fat that when she farted people shouted earthquake!
Very funny once I saw the joke I bursted with laughterV 14 Comments
I saw this one on your mama jokes toutube
That is just so wrong but oh so true!
That's funny as hell and oh so wrong laugh out loud
Oh. My. God. I cannot even begin to describe my utter adoration of this joke. Just no (: I was reading these jokes in class and I saw this one and I seriously spit my gum out laughing. In math class. And where did my gum land? In the boy in front of me's hair. Even Jesus himself would laugh at this joke - Evry1sALittleBitRacist83
NO THANKS I absolutely hate that one but the rest up most of them make me cry and laugh at the same timeV 12 Comments
Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her
Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.
Funny laugh out loud
Me and my friend cracked up. laugh out loudV 11 Comments
This made me laugh out loud
Haha that is so funny!
Laugh out loud I get it laugh out loud.
I laugh so hard my pant was wet in 2 seconds, who created this jokes?V 14 Comments
Yo mamas so fat she took up to much space so we hade to move to a new planet
That's a really good joke
That is so funny and me and my cousin laugh so hard
it was really funny
To me this is better (Yo mamma so fat when she jumps the oceans feel like rain on her)
I get it because it all goes flying up in the air
If she is so fat than how can she move?
Yo mamma is so fat she jumped and the planet turned up side down 😎V 1 Comment
this should be number 1-10 or else its poor forever, hope you like it so much - crazy1
A whirlpool, in an ocean, that must be a gigantic momma, to be able to get stuck. Like that's just so big, but I like this one thanks dude, I'm gonna use this one against people, it will leave them speechless
Maybe it is yo mama so fat she fell into the whirlpool and children used her as a merry go round
Laugh out loud pretty funny but I've heard betterV 6 Comments
THIS is the greatest yo mama joke ever come on guys give it the fame it deserves.
I really like that when
Laugh out loud freaked awesome joke should be I the top ten
It should be Earth, Mars, JupiterV 14 Comments
How many dicks can a black whole fit
That's a good one man/girl I don't know who did it :--)
Hello world I am from mars at this moment banging your mum haha in every different planet
That is so funny. I couldn't help telling my friends that :PV 8 Comments
This is so funny. It deserves to be in the top 20.
That makes no since
Forget top 20 it should be top 3
That makes no sense to me. But I am 9 years old so it makes sense.V 12 Comments
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3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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