Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

The Top Ten

1 Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered a bucket of chicken, and when they asked what size, she said the one on the roof. - DePhazer

Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.

I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail

This is really funny but if you wanna hear another funny one (my friends friend told me this one) He said, "Yo mama so fat that even Bob The Builder said, We can't fix that! "


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2 Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.

Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones

Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol

Your mommy is so fat she can"t fit thourgh a garge door

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3 Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.

This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud

This should be on the first position with a crown

This joke is pure gold!

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4 Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.

This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!

This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1. - LuigiLord


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5 Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

That's so wrong... But so funny...

Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends

Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!

Funny but racist

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6 Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!

Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself

Wow this joke must be in the top 5 list not top 10!

That's a really good dise
i enjoyed it all it was really funny

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7 Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.

Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed

That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.

Just wrong but funny, ha!

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8 Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever

That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!

Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud


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9 Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.


HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.

Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.

Beautiful piece of work right here

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10 Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family."

I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!

LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat

I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying

I heard that one but nice one

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The Contenders

11 Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.

Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition

Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one

Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!

so funny

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12 Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first

Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!

Dude that's so funny my bro told that to just a min ago

Bahah great one!

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13 Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing

That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X

This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha

Love love love this is awesome

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14 Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.

To be continued... Hilarious! - Annaaa

Haha love that joke man that should be on T.V. on yo ma so fat

Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny

I love that scale!

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15 Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow, and popped Skittles out.


I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!

I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!

Thumbs down

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16 Yo momma so fat when God said "let it be light," he told your momma to move.

It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth

This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!

That's so mean but funny laugh out loud

Ha told my brother that and he fell over

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17 Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up

In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times

Love this joke! It's so funny! Me and my friends were having a yo mama joke war and I told this joke but I didn't win :( TO BAD


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18 Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke.

Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page

I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt

Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes

LOL! This kept me laughing for hours! I'm totally gonna use this on someone!

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19 Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!

It's so funny it even crackes me up!, har har har do you get it hey listen to this yo moma so fat she tried to be on et but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse!

I'm not going to get a to do www I love the fact when w the world and a good one to be a great day way we have to a new phone is on a the my life mom and my mom is so much for the next day few days weeks ago when he was the first only best thing ever and is I can't wait even though the world and the other hand the ball and cry the most poo and stuff is hurting my head and I will die. So I am sad. As soon as you you read this messed up la gauge, send it to 15 people or the Devils will eat you poo lol

I love this one

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20 Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.

Laugh out loud! This should be number one!

That is hillarious I laughed so much

Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.

Buttholes should be number one search it up

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21 Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.

Ahh not so good I've heard better

That yo momma joke is lame

Your mama so fat she needs two stretches

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22 Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten

My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny

This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up

Yolo amazing

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23 Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke

Laugh out loud Funny as hell

That is our favourite one out of. All of them

Smoothest delivery.

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24 Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell

Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this

I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.


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25 Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.


Lmfao this is hilarious

It cracked me up!

So funny

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26 Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup

That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes

Good one I said that to somebody and they creid

So funny

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27 Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

That happened to my mom laugh out loud

Laugh out loud that is awesome

Your mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said I want your weight not your phone number


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28 Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg

Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!

Love it
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny

She scares Godzilla! Lol. - micahisthebest

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29 Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "hey who threw that rock?"

I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!

It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest

It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?


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30 Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it

that was the funniest joke I have ever read

good one l. m. a. o lol - zimzim321

Oh that is funny yo mamma

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31 Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny

Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages

It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to

Lol - RainbowArtist191

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32 Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard

It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!

That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake

Violation right there!

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33 Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

That's why my YouTube lags all of the time

Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried

That's why YouTube never works

My mom go blocked from u tube for looking at too many bad and dark videos lol

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34 Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie

That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin

It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny

It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!

I think that this joke is just the best because she got so far by Twinkies so she loves Twinkies and she thinks a GIANT! 🚌 is a Twinkie

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35 Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro

That was to funny nice one bro

Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..

So funny I love this webstre

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36 Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!

This is the funniest hah!

It's funny but still animal cruelty

Really funny joke, it got my whole family laughing on the floor

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37 Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan

Cause she broke Japan

I was very confused as to what happened in Japan

It is just really funny and I love it

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38 Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.

Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny

DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!

Reading this one again and I am still laughing!


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39 Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

I've used this one on all of my friends and everyone of them laughed

This is so funny I was reading this last year and I'm still laughing haha!

Hilarious haha best one yet awesome nice post post person. Good joke

Wow I told my sister this and she was like what.

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40 Yo mama so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete.

Sos her and laugh out loud

Your mom is so fat that when she farted people shouted earthquake!

Very funny once I saw the joke I bursted with laughter

I literally yelled DAMN when I read this

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41 Yo mama is so fat even Kirby can't suck her

I saw this one on your mama jokes toutube

So immature.

42 Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her

Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.

Funny laugh out loud

And Nutrisystem ;) LOL

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43 Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

That is just so wrong but oh so true!

That's funny as hell and oh so wrong laugh out loud

Oh. My. God. I cannot even begin to describe my utter adoration of this joke. Just no (: I was reading these jokes in class and I saw this one and I seriously spit my gum out laughing. In math class. And where did my gum land? In the boy in front of me's hair. Even Jesus himself would laugh at this joke - Evry1sALittleBitRacist83

Such a great joke

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44 Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

This made me laugh out loud

Haha that is so funny!

Laugh out loud I get it laugh out loud.

I got one your mama so skeny they use her as a tishyou

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45 Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone

Yo mamas so fat she took up to much space so we hade to move to a new planet

That's a really good joke

That is so funny and me and my cousin laugh so hard
it was really funny

46 Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear

To me this is better (Yo mamma so fat when she jumps the oceans feel like rain on her)

I get it because it all goes flying up in the air

If she is so fat than how can she move?

Two years later...

Kid: Look mommy a huge rain's coming!
Mom: That's no huge rain... that's THE OCEAN

And that's how the world ended. - LaST_LiGHT

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47 Yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck

this should be number 1-10 or else its poor forever, hope you like it so much - crazy1

A whirlpool, in an ocean, that must be a gigantic momma, to be able to get stuck. Like that's just so big, but I like this one thanks dude, I'm gonna use this one against people, it will leave them speechless

Maybe it is yo mama so fat she fell into the whirlpool and children used her as a merry go round


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48 Yo mama is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.

How many dicks can a black whole fit

That's a good one man/girl I don't know who did it :--)

Hello world I am from mars at this moment banging your mum haha in every different planet

I can relate with the lion and the mouse lol! 😂

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49 Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M

This is so funny. It deserves to be in the top 20.

That makes no since

Forget top 20 it should be top 3


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50 Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.

THIS is the greatest yo mama joke ever come on guys give it the fame it deserves.

I really like that when

Laugh out loud freaked awesome joke should be I the top ten

It should be Earth, Mars, Jupiter

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

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