Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

The Top Ten

1 Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered a bucket of chicken, and when they asked what size, she said the one on the roof.

Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.

I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail

This is really funny but if you wanna hear another funny one (my friends friend told me this one) He said, "Yo mama so fat that even Bob The Builder said, We can't fix that! "

My opinion is that its so dumb and stupid and funny and I really like it and I was laughing so bad with my best friends in my house so funny! I really laughed a lot I couldn't stop man that is so funny! I don't now what to say with that dumb joke laugh out loud! You must be funny in real life laugh out loud such a funny joke nice joke man! I really liked it and you helped my friends be happy thanks man. Laugh out loud.

Yo mama so fat, when the photographer took a picture of her, her whole face got cut off.

2 Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.

Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones

That was so funny that me and my friend jennifer actually peed in our skirts we were eating watermelon and we spit out the seeds at each other I feel so unladylike... YUCK! I need to go shower cause the pee smells super bad I also need to get some beauty sleep so I am even more pretty in the morning!

peace to pink:0

Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol

3 Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Honestly, I thought the grease would already be all over Fat Mama due to the immense amounts of McDonalds' fry grease she drank.

HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.

Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.

Wow! This joke is so funny! I'm go a tell my friends about this one and their going to think I'm the best yo mama joke teller ever! And I'm cracking up a lot about this one. Nice! Number one!

4 Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

My friend told me about this website and I think this one is the best yet. Man I wish I was funny as you guys. This one has my vote. I hope this one goes to number one soon. I think I'm starting to vomit out my spaghetti. Yuck when did I eat green peas. Anyway best joke ever. Oh and I wonder who posted this because they made me vomit out my spaghetti! Laugh out loud

That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.

Oh boy, this is the best by far, it's the thing I'm going to find myself thinking about when I'm supposed to be working on something else. Have you considered, "yo mama so fat when she went to sea world all the wales started singing WE ARE FAMILY! "

This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud

5 Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

'Ditch the dream and be a doer, not a dreamer,' she advised -- whether or not you know what your 'passion' might be. 'The truth is, it doesn't matter. You don't have to know. You just have to keep moving forward. You just have to keep doing something, seizing the next opportunity, staying open to trying something new. It doesn't have to fit your vision of the perfect job or the perfect life. Perfect is boring and dreams are not real,' she said.

This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha

Amazing good one I read this every day and still laugh at. This one should be in the top ten with the other good jokes, no this should be number one really or number two at least no lower than a two

That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing

6 Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.

This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!

I'm disgusted by this joke and the fact that it is not #1 on every site ever. As soon as I read this I burst into tears I laughed so hard.
It's not even one of those ridiculous ones like "They had to clean the moon out of her fat folds", it's just appropriately inappropriate.

That is just plain funny as hell. This is one of the best jokes I have heard in a long long time. Whoever came up with this is so genius. Whoever came up with this joke needs to come up with some more and send them to me through my email address: noah.

7 Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

That's so wrong... But so funny...

Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!

Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends

Apsaloutly pissing myself, it should be number 1. I've heard this joke before but still hilarious and it just made my day! Right now sending it to my friend she will love it!

8 Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!

I love the effect that who ever made this who has swopped it a round so cool here is one from me your mammas so fat when I took a step around her I got lost

Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself

Its just the spontaneous and hilarious!
I laughed pretty hard at this!
Of all the jokes, the very imagination of it practically happening will make you go nuts!

9 Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!

Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever

ewww that is so gross why do you evm put that on tack it ya writ u should keep it on i was jk about that i luv yo mama jokes i like wach the shoow like evry day lol...

10 Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family."

This is the best fat joke I have herd in my entire life I said this joke to about 16 fat boys in my school and they all stopped eating junk food till then I think who made this joke up is very funny even funnier than mr. Bean nice going bro/or/girl. !

I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!

I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying

They said that joke all wrong it goes like this yo mama so fat she went to sea world and the hale stared singing we are family even though your bigger than me haha classic

The Contenders

11 Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

I told my friends they say they is the most boring ever they say They my jokes are Connery so, that makes me said and I don't want to tell on them cause then they will get on doing it (not that kind of do it). I don't know what to do cause I thought they were my friend so I don't want to make it onward. What should I do?

Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!

Wow all of these jokes are totally not hilarious lik really those r jokes people with no sense of humor would say. this is a joke you laugh at= yo momma so fat when I tld her it was chilly out side she brought a bowl and a bag of crackers

Laugh out loud! I love yo mama jokes but this one has got to be the best. By the way yo mama so ugly bob the builder said I can't fix that!

12 Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow, and popped Skittles out.

Out of all these ones I've read I think this one deserves a lot of votes I've herd a lot a to moms jokes and I mean a lot but this one is really clever I mean really clever I've never heard this one before I've got one for the website its dirty but its funny... Yo moms so hairy she has afros on her nipples try to say this one to your friends trust me there asses of Loma my bruhs anyway this my opinion tell mine to your friends


Laugh out loud This made me roll on the floor No joke is very funny I want some Skittles right now You better taste the rainbow

I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!

13 Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed

That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.

It was so funny, I almost fell off my chair!
I hope they make more really funny jokes like this one!
I like all the yo mamma jokes but this definitely was my all time FAVORITE!

Ha when she goes out in the winter does she have any lip warmers like a hat for her lips she must have some big lips laugh out loud!

14 Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.

! This is like the best joke ever. I told my friend dis cause we had a cus match and she said: "Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales my phone number comes up" I said "Yo momma so fat that when she steps on scales it says to be continued." She was laughing for 5 mins and she wet herself in class and got isolation for the whole day!

Laugh out loud these jokes are so mean, but I'll tell you when I'm having a bad day and tell my friends off with these jokes they don't know what to say

Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny

To be continued... Hilarious!

15 Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times

These are one of the best yo mama jocks I ever heard me and my family thought these were fantastic you gise are funny pleas make more yo mama jocks if you could thanks P.S. you gise rock!

This is the first joke on the list that actually made me laugh. The rest are stupid! How did anyone find that crap funny?

That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up

16 Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.

Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.

AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say "did they drop the camara in a sinkhole? " laugh out loud

Haha her belly button got home before she did you should put it on Facebook come on put it on Facebook

So funny I was drinking coke and herd my sister say this so when I herd it my coke came out my nose...

17 Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.

Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!

Best Yo Mamma Joke Ever! I Heard This A While Ago And Didn't Get Round To Checking The Top 10. After Looking At Them I Still Think This Is The Best And It Is Very Unfortunate That It Is Currently Number 11 As I Am Writing This On Boxing Day 2013. laugh out loud!

Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition

The best your momma joke in my book. I shall tell all my friends at school about this one. Should be number one. So good that I'm still laughing while typing. Jolly good show

18 Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "hey who threw that rock?"

It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?

I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!

Heard this one before but I've got a hilarious one. Your mammas so fat when she got into the elavator it HAD to go down

It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest

19 Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten

Physically impossible as the great wall of China is a large structure that cannot be lifted from the earth by a single force

She needs even more than the Great Wall of China!
I just died from laughing dude
Wow I never laughed so hard!
Should be in Top 10!

I have a mom that has a 15 foot log belt and I tell her that shes so fat that people thinks that shes the great wall of China

20 Yo momma so fat when God said "let it be light," he told your momma to move.

This is really harsh man whoever made this one should tell everyone that he is really sorry. This actually could have happened to some people. My mom and dad are both actually kind of fat. Please delete this and stop hurting people. :(

This is not funny and you should know god don't move people away he loves us and he wants us near to him and when it says let it be light you do not have to move people to the side and that's all I have to say

That's really funny and my cousin speed in are pants so I like with the fuged we for real speed in are pants s o I'm like what's that something is wear in my pants and I peed in my pants for real

I think well it a good joke but I think that very harsh and mean and I go to a public school and if we said that we'd get in big big big trouble

21 Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

I'm not going to get a to do www I love the fact when w the world and a good one to be a great day way we have to a new phone is on a the my life mom and my mom is so much for the next day few days weeks ago when he was the first only best thing ever and is I can't wait even though the world and the other hand the ball and cry the most poo and stuff is hurting my head and I will die. So I am sad. As soon as you you read this messed up la gauge, send it to 15 people or the Devils will eat you poo lol

Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!

Oh god I'm laughed at this joke a month ago my friend tells me it and I'm drinking milk at school an it comes out my nose and I cough
It up and my nose still hurts to this day I wish I wasent drinking milk

I think this the best joke in the history of the world! Me and my sister laughed so hard that my drink exploded out of my nose!

22 Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

! That was so funny! I combined this joke with the Great Wall of China! Yo mama so fat, that she has more rolls than a bakery and that she uses the Great Wall of China as her belt!

I just peed my pants! I love this one! I literally peed everywhere on the floor and bed! I was gasping for a breath because of my laughter

This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke

This made me peed twice and I told my fiends and they all laughed and told everybody best one ever

23 Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.

So funny! I read this at 4:34 am and my sister woke up and told me off for laughing so lould

Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny

Dude I almost like peed my pant... Instead I think I farted

Reading this one again and I am still laughing!

24 Yo mama is so fat even Kirby can't suck her

I saw this one on your mama jokes toutube

So immature.


25 Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.

Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her

All right hear this one gour mama so fat the doctor wade her and said wholly crap that's my phone number!

Me and my friend cracked up. laugh out loud

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