Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
The Top Ten
Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered a bucket of chicken, and when they asked what size, she said the one on the roof. - DePhazer
Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.
I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail
This is really funny but if you wanna hear another funny one (my friends friend told me this one) He said, "Yo mama so fat that even Bob The Builder said, We can't fix that! "
Stop doing these jokes it’s not funny really I don’t care what you guys say - DisneydudeV 1055 Comments
This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.
Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones
Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol
LOLV 551 Comments
That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.
This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud
This should be on the first position with a crown
This joke is pure gold!V 273 Comments
I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.
This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!
This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1. - LuigiLord
LolV 341 Comments
That's so wrong... But so funny...
Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends
Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!
That is so funny!V 202 Comments
This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!
Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself
Wow this joke must be in the top 5 list not top 10!
GoodV 255 Comments
That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.
Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed
That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.
With just one paint roller? How? - styLIShTV 148 Comments
Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever
That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!
Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
YEET SO FUNNY I CAME UP WITH ONE JUST HEAR IT YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE ATE A HOLE DAM KID AND MADE A TSUNAMIV 179 Comments
THIS HAS MY SON CRACKING UP A STORM... LOL GOOD ONE
HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.
Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.
HA! HAHAA!V 238 Comments
I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!
LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat
I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying
We are family even if you are fater thin meV 189 Comments
Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition
Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one
Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!
THIS IS SO FUNNYV 156 Comments
Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first
Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!
Dude that's so funny my bro told that to just a min ago
Bahah great one!V 163 Comments
That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing
That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X
This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha
Love love love this is awesomeV 113 Comments
To be continued... Hilarious! - Annaaa
Haha love that joke man that should be on T.V. on yo ma so fat
Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny
This is funny, but I think it should say this instead:
“Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale at the doctor’s, the doctor looks at it and says hey that’s my phone number! ”
Laugh out loud AMAZING I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I READ THIS I ALMOST STARTED TO THEN RIGHT AFTER MY SISTER COMES IN AND GIVES ME SKITTLES laugh out loud
I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!
I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!
Awesome joke dudeV 69 Comments
It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth
This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!
That's so mean but funny laugh out loud
Ha told my brother that and he fell overV 91 Comments
That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up
In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times
Love this joke! It's so funny! Me and my friends were having a yo mama joke war and I told this joke but I didn't win :( TO BAD
CoolV 37 Comments
Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page
I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt
Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes
This one is really smart and funny.V 80 Comments
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!
It's so funny it even crackes me up!, har har har do you get it hey listen to this yo moma so fat she tried to be on et but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse!
I'm not going to get a to do www I love the fact when w the world and a good one to be a great day way we have to a new phone is on a the my life mom and my mom is so much for the next day few days weeks ago when he was the first only best thing ever and is I can't wait even though the world and the other hand the ball and cry the most poo and stuff is hurting my head and I will die. So I am sad. As soon as you you read this messed up la gauge, send it to 15 people or the Devils will eat you poo lol
I love this oneV 113 Comments
Laugh out loud! This should be number one!
That is hillarious I laughed so much
Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.
Buttholes should be number one search it upV 84 Comments
ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
Ahh not so good I've heard better
That yo momma joke is lame
Your mama so fat she needs two stretchesV 20 Comments
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.
Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
Yolo amazingV 73 Comments
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
Laugh out loud Funny as hell
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
Laugh out loud that's very funny! - micahisthebestV 36 Comments
Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell
Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this
I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.
dangV 21 Comments
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!
Lmfao this is hilarious
It cracked me up!
Nearby me, I have a wendys, burger king, and mcdonalds like 1000 feet away from each other - TeamRocket747V 48 Comments
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
Good one I said that to somebody and they creid
So funnyV 58 Comments
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that is awesome
Your mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said I want your weight not your phone number
stupidV 28 Comments
LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg
Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny
She scares Godzilla! Lol. - micahisthebestV 53 Comments
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
I can tell you a beter joke your mama so fat when she went past the T.V. I misst 30 epersodesV 27 Comments
Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it
that was the funniest joke I have ever read
good one l. m. a. o lol - zimzim321
Oh that is funny yo mammaV 40 Comments
Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny
Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages
It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to
Lol - RainbowArtist191V 37 Comments
This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard
It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!
That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake
This is kind of a guilty pleasure Yo mama so fat joke. How could something so wrong feel so good? - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 15 Comments
That's why my YouTube lags all of the time
Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried
That's why YouTube never works
My mom go blocked from u tube for looking at too many bad and dark videos lolV 10 Comments
That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!
I think that this joke is just the best because she got so far by Twinkies so she loves Twinkies and she thinks a GIANT! 🚌 is a TwinkieV 31 Comments
Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro
That was to funny nice one bro
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
So funny I love this webstreV 11 Comments
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
This is the funniest hah!
It's funny but still animal cruelty
She used all the dodos feathers to stuff her bed cover and it still wasn't enough.V 24 Comments
She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan
Cause she broke Japan
I was very confused as to what happened in Japan
It is just really funny and I love itV 15 Comments
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Reading this one again and I am still laughing!
LolV 29 Comments
I've used this one on all of my friends and everyone of them laughed
This is so funny I was reading this last year and I'm still laughing haha!
Hilarious haha best one yet awesome nice post post person. Good joke
Lol amazingV 21 Comments
Sos her and laugh out loud
Your mom is so fat that when she farted people shouted earthquake!
Very funny once I saw the joke I bursted with laughter
Yo mommas so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkuiyV 13 Comments
I saw this one on your mama jokes toutube
Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her
Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.
Funny laugh out loud
And Nutrisystem ;) LOLV 11 Comments
That is just so wrong but oh so true!
That's funny as hell and oh so wrong laugh out loud
Oh. My. God. I cannot even begin to describe my utter adoration of this joke. Just no (: I was reading these jokes in class and I saw this one and I seriously spit my gum out laughing. In math class. And where did my gum land? In the boy in front of me's hair. Even Jesus himself would laugh at this joke - Evry1sALittleBitRacist83
Such a great jokeV 12 Comments
This made me laugh out loud
Haha that is so funny!
Laugh out loud I get it laugh out loud.
I got one your mama so skeny they use her as a tishyouV 14 Comments
Yo mamas so fat she took up to much space so we hade to move to a new planet
That's a really good joke
That is so funny and me and my cousin laugh so hard
it was really funny
To me this is better (Yo mamma so fat when she jumps the oceans feel like rain on her)
I get it because it all goes flying up in the air
If she is so fat than how can she move?
Two years later...
Kid: Look mommy a huge rain's coming!
Mom: That's no huge rain... that's THE OCEAN
And that's how the world ended. - LaST_LiGHT
this should be number 1-10 or else its poor forever, hope you like it so much - crazy1
A whirlpool, in an ocean, that must be a gigantic momma, to be able to get stuck. Like that's just so big, but I like this one thanks dude, I'm gonna use this one against people, it will leave them speechless
Maybe it is yo mama so fat she fell into the whirlpool and children used her as a merry go round
HilariousV 6 Comments
How many dicks can a black whole fit
That's a good one man/girl I don't know who did it :--)
Hello world I am from mars at this moment banging your mum haha in every different planet
I can relate with the lion and the mouse lol! 😂V 8 Comments
This is so funny. It deserves to be in the top 20.
That makes no since
Forget top 20 it should be top 3
Haha LMAFOV 12 Comments
THIS is the greatest yo mama joke ever come on guys give it the fame it deserves.
I really like that when
Laugh out loud freaked awesome joke should be I the top ten
It should be Earth, Mars, JupiterV 14 Comments
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Top Remixes (82)
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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