Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.
Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.
This is one of the best 'laugh out loud (laugh out loud) yo mama' jokes ever in my entire life and you do not know how long I have lived for this! I can not believe this I am actually typing a comment! It is funnier than all the other good jokes. This is well funny. I have been using this for a while and it is definitely working! AND I have read all these pages of jokes and they are all good! I can not wait to see more! Congratulations! To the people who came up with this joke! And I can think of another joke! Laugh out loud yo mama so fat she left stretch marks in The Hospital after giving birth really hard!
My opinion is that it's so dumb and stupid and funny and I really like it and I was laughing so bad with my best friends in my house so funny! I really laughed a lot I couldn't stop man that is so funny! I don't now what to say with that dumb joke laugh out loud! You must be funny in real life laugh out loud such a funny joke nice joke man! I really liked it and you helped my friends be happy thanks man. Laugh out loud.
This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.
Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one it's better then some of the 1st ones
This was hilarious I can't believe this is not the #1 joke. I also can't believe that this is the only site that has this joke. I ALSO have a joke, yo mama so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said "I can't fix that" "YO mama so ugly not even the gold fish crackers would smile back at her"
Oh my crap this should be #1 I couldn't stop laughing so my mom almost called 911! Laugh out loud! Love this 1 I'm gonna tell this to every body also... Your mama so fat that when she saw the numbers 9058821344 it was on a scale! My favorite 3! Bye now.
Honestly, I thought the grease would already be all over Fat Mama due to the immense amounts of McDonalds' fry grease she drank.
HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.
Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.
Wow! This joke is so funny! I'm go a tell my friends about this one and their going to think I'm the best yo mama joke teller ever! And I'm cracking up a lot about this one. Nice! Number one!
My friend told me about this website and I think this one is the best yet. Man I wish I was funny as you guys. This one has my vote. I hope this one goes to number one soon. I think I'm starting to vomit out my spaghetti. Yuck when did I eat green peas. Anyway best joke ever. Oh and I wonder who posted this because they made me vomit out my spaghetti! Laugh out loud
That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.
Oh boy, this is the best by far, it's the thing I'm going to find myself thinking about when I'm supposed to be working on something else. Have you considered, "yo mama so fat when she went to sea world all the wales started singing WE ARE FAMILY! "
I was laughing for about 10 minutes after reading this! It's hilarious! I like this one the best out of all of the yo mama jokes! This should totally be number one with a crown on it! I vote this EPICNESS.
'Ditch the dream and be a doer, not a dreamer,' she advised -- whether or not you know what your 'passion' might be. 'The truth is, it doesn't matter. You don't have to know. You just have to keep moving forward. You just have to keep doing something, seizing the next opportunity, staying open to trying something new. It doesn't have to fit your vision of the perfect job or the perfect life. Perfect is boring and dreams are not real,' she said.
This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha
Amazing good one I read this every day and still laugh at. This one should be in the top ten with the other good jokes, no this should be number one really or number two at least no lower than a two
This is the only one from all the top ones so far that made me snicker. I am hard to make laugh.
I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.
This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!
I'm disgusted by this joke and the fact that it is not #1 on every site ever. As soon as I read this I burst into tears I laughed so hard.
It's not even one of those ridiculous ones like "They had to clean the moon out of her fat folds", it's just appropriately inappropriate.
This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1.
That's so wrong... But so funny...
Apsaloutly pissing myself, it should be number 1. I've heard this joke before but still hilarious and it just made my day! Right now sending it to my friend she will love it!
Kind of sounds like a racist Jackie Chan joke because he is Chinese but I saw this one and I fell out of my chair crying and LMFAO!
That was so funny my teacher will love this he is having a contest on who can find the funniest and I am so going to win!
This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!
Its just the spontaneous and hilarious!
I laughed pretty hard at this!
Of all the jokes, the very imagination of it practically happening will make you go nuts!
This joke is so good, yo mamma would lift her fat heavy ass to read it. Nah, just kidding, nothing's able to make her do that. Not even food.
MY GOD that's FUNNY! She must be SO FAT. This should be #1 on my opinion because it made me burst out laughing when I saw this joke!
That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!
That one is so much better than the other ones I've seen recently! Try on one if your friends. Don't know just might piss them off way too easily.
That's just too funny. I've never heard that one before and it is awesome. I can't think of what else to write cause I can't stop laughing.
We laughed out loud. My 10 year has just started hearing this stupid jokes at school and now she has a great one to come back with.
This is the best fat joke I have herd in my entire life I said this joke to about 16 fat boys in my school and they all stopped eating junk food till then I think who made this joke up is very funny even funnier than mr. Bean nice going bro/or/girl. !
That is the wrong way of saying it this is how it goes yo momas so fat when she went swimming a whale came up and started to sing weare family even though your fatter than me.
Your mama so fat that when she went to the beach a whale came up to her an d said we are family even if your fatter then me!
At school I told my friends about this joke, and I swear
Like three minutes later my teacher started to sing it!
I told my friends they say they is the most boring ever they say They my jokes are Connery so, that makes me said and I don't want to tell on them cause then they will get on doing it (not that kind of do it). I don't know what to do cause I thought they were my friend so I don't want to make it onward. What should I do?
Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!
Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first
Laugh out loud! I love yo mama jokes but this one has got to be the best. By the way yo mama so ugly bob the builder said I can't fix that!
I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!
Haha! I really laughed more at the third comment then the joke! Laugh out loud! STILL FUNNY though!
Out of all these ones I've read I think this one deserves a lot of votes I've herd a lot a to moms jokes and I mean a lot but this one is really clever I mean really clever I've never heard this one before I've got one for the website its dirty but its funny... Yo moms so hairy she has afros on her nipples try to say this one to your friends trust me there asses of Loma my bruhs anyway this my opinion tell mine to your friends
At school we have yo mama wars and when I said this one I won that days battle.
Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed
That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.
It was so funny, I almost fell off my chair!
I hope they make more really funny jokes like this one!
I like all the yo mamma jokes but this definitely was my all time FAVORITE!
Ha when she goes out in the winter does she have any lip warmers like a hat for her lips she must have some big lips laugh out loud!
There's another one that's similar to to this, "Yo mamma so fat when she goes on the scale it said it asked for her weight, not her phone number."
! This is like the best joke ever. I told my friend dis cause we had a cus match and she said: "Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales my phone number comes up" I said "Yo momma so fat that when she steps on scales it says to be continued." She was laughing for 5 mins and she wet herself in class and got isolation for the whole day!
This is funny, but I think it should say this instead:
"Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale at the doctor's, the doctor looks at it and says hey that's my phone number! "
To be continued... Hilarious!
In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times
These are one of the best yo mama jocks I ever heard me and my family thought these were fantastic you gise are funny pleas make more yo mama jocks if you could thanks P.S. you gise rock!
This is the first joke on the list that actually made me laugh. The rest are stupid! How did anyone find that crap funny?
Ha ha that was so funny... If your 2 years old! And that was pushing it quite a bit to be honest!
Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.
So funny I was drinking coke and herd my sister say this so when I herd it my coke came out my nose...
AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say "did they drop the camara in a sinkhole? " laugh out loud
She has one big belly...I'm a little disturbed...I'm gonna go eat a salad now...
Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!
BEST EVER. I know someone who never goes on th internet and this will work a treat against them when they try to bully my friend. Its Harsh but perfect. Whoever came up will it desearves a medal!
I love this one. Yet I think you can come up with better ones but I still voted for it even though its not one of the top ten! But it is still really good!
The best your momma joke in my book. I shall tell all my friends at school about this one. Should be number one. So good that I'm still laughing while typing. Jolly good show
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
Where was she walking and how did the truck not see her? Deep questions...
Heard this one before but I've got a hilarious one. Your mammas so fat when she got into the elavator it HAD to go down
This is the funniest joke I ever heard!
She needs even more than the Great Wall of China!
I just died from laughing dude
Wow I never laughed so hard!
Should be in Top 10!
That's so funny I told my friend and he laughed so hard he cried.
Jokes on you wall of China doesn't bend or break unless... WAR!
I was at china in may 2017 and I climbed up the wall, it is giant!
This is really harsh man whoever made this one should tell everyone that he is really sorry. This actually could have happened to some people. My mom and dad are both actually kind of fat. Please delete this and stop hurting people. :(
So funny this should number 1
I play this game with her that I have to try to make her laugh this was the to make her laugh till she cred!
This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!
Without a doubt, the most hilarious joke I've ever heard! Number one! Number one!
Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!
I think this the best joke in the history of the world! Me and my sister laughed so hard that my drink exploded out of my nose!
That is pretty funny haha laugh out loud good joke this should be top 5 man!
Laugh out loud told my friend this joke he started to crack up! Oh also good for dissing matches
! That was so funny! I combined this joke with the Great Wall of China! Yo mama so fat, that she has more rolls than a bakery and that she uses the Great Wall of China as her belt!
I just peed my pants! I love this one! I literally peed everywhere on the floor and bed! I was gasping for a breath because of my laughter
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
Reading this one again and I am still laughing!
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
So funny I almost cried
Yo that's funny as crap
Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.
That joke is AMAZING.
It is such a great idea
The other ones say mama is big
Funny laugh out loud
Man this is funny