Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered a bucket of chicken, and when they asked what size, she said the one on the roof.

Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.

I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail

This is really funny but if you wanna hear another funny one (my friends friend told me this one) He said, "Yo mama so fat that even Bob The Builder said, We can't fix that! "

My opinion is that it's so dumb and stupid and funny and I really like it and I was laughing so bad with my best friends in my house so funny! I really laughed a lot I couldn't stop man that is so funny! I don't now what to say with that dumb joke laugh out loud! You must be funny in real life laugh out loud such a funny joke nice joke man! I really liked it and you helped my friends be happy thanks man. Laugh out loud.

Yo mama so fat, when the photographer took a picture of her, her whole face got cut off.

2 Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.

Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one it's better then some of the 1st ones

Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol

That was so funny that me and my friend jennifer actually peed in our skirts we were eating watermelon and we spit out the seeds at each other I feel so unladylike... YUCK! I need to go shower cause the pee smells super bad I also need to get some beauty sleep so I am even more pretty in the morning!

peace to pink:0

3 Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Honestly, I thought the grease would already be all over Fat Mama due to the immense amounts of McDonalds' fry grease she drank.

HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.

Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.

Wow! This joke is so funny! I'm go a tell my friends about this one and their going to think I'm the best yo mama joke teller ever! And I'm cracking up a lot about this one. Nice! Number one!

4 Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

My friend told me about this website and I think this one is the best yet. Man I wish I was funny as you guys. This one has my vote. I hope this one goes to number one soon. I think I'm starting to vomit out my spaghetti. Yuck when did I eat green peas. Anyway best joke ever. Oh and I wonder who posted this because they made me vomit out my spaghetti! Laugh out loud

That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.

Oh boy, this is the best by far, it's the thing I'm going to find myself thinking about when I'm supposed to be working on something else. Have you considered, "yo mama so fat when she went to sea world all the wales started singing WE ARE FAMILY! "

This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud

5 Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

'Ditch the dream and be a doer, not a dreamer,' she advised -- whether or not you know what your 'passion' might be. 'The truth is, it doesn't matter. You don't have to know. You just have to keep moving forward. You just have to keep doing something, seizing the next opportunity, staying open to trying something new. It doesn't have to fit your vision of the perfect job or the perfect life. Perfect is boring and dreams are not real,' she said.

This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha

Amazing good one I read this every day and still laugh at. This one should be in the top ten with the other good jokes, no this should be number one really or number two at least no lower than a two

That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing

6 Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.

This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!

I'm disgusted by this joke and the fact that it is not #1 on every site ever. As soon as I read this I burst into tears I laughed so hard.
It's not even one of those ridiculous ones like "They had to clean the moon out of her fat folds", it's just appropriately inappropriate.

This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1.

7 Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

That's so wrong... But so funny...

Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!

Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends

Apsaloutly pissing myself, it should be number 1. I've heard this joke before but still hilarious and it just made my day! Right now sending it to my friend she will love it!

8 Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!

Its just the spontaneous and hilarious!
I laughed pretty hard at this!
Of all the jokes, the very imagination of it practically happening will make you go nuts!

Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself

This joke is so good, yo mamma would lift her fat heavy ass to read it. Nah, just kidding, nothing's able to make her do that. Not even food.

9 Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!

Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever

That one is so much better than the other ones I've seen recently! Try on one if your friends. Don't know just might piss them off way too easily.

That's just too funny. I've never heard that one before and it is awesome. I can't think of what else to write cause I can't stop laughing.

10 Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family."

This is the best fat joke I have herd in my entire life I said this joke to about 16 fat boys in my school and they all stopped eating junk food till then I think who made this joke up is very funny even funnier than mr. Bean nice going bro/or/girl. !

That is the wrong way of saying it this is how it goes yo momas so fat when she went swimming a whale came up and started to sing weare family even though your fatter than me.

What about she goes to the beach and a whale swims up and sings,"We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

It will be funnier if they said we are family even though your fatter than me! Hilarious I know good like that this is funny we famil

The Contenders
11 Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

I told my friends they say they is the most boring ever they say They my jokes are Connery so, that makes me said and I don't want to tell on them cause then they will get on doing it (not that kind of do it). I don't know what to do cause I thought they were my friend so I don't want to make it onward. What should I do?

Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!

Wow all of these jokes are totally not hilarious lik really those r jokes people with no sense of humor would say. this is a joke you laugh at= yo momma so fat when I tld her it was chilly out side she brought a bowl and a bag of crackers

Laugh out loud! I love yo mama jokes but this one has got to be the best. By the way yo mama so ugly bob the builder said I can't fix that!

12 Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow, and popped Skittles out.

Out of all these ones I've read I think this one deserves a lot of votes I've herd a lot a to moms jokes and I mean a lot but this one is really clever I mean really clever I've never heard this one before I've got one for the website its dirty but its funny... Yo moms so hairy she has afros on her nipples try to say this one to your friends trust me there asses of Loma my bruhs anyway this my opinion tell mine to your friends

I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!

I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!

Haha! I really laughed more at the third comment then the joke! Laugh out loud! STILL FUNNY though!

13 Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed

That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.

It was so funny, I almost fell off my chair!
I hope they make more really funny jokes like this one!
I like all the yo mamma jokes but this definitely was my all time FAVORITE!

Ha when she goes out in the winter does she have any lip warmers like a hat for her lips she must have some big lips laugh out loud!

14 Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.

There's another one that's similar to to this, "Yo mamma so fat when she goes on the scale it said it asked for her weight, not her phone number."

! This is like the best joke ever. I told my friend dis cause we had a cus match and she said: "Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales my phone number comes up" I said "Yo momma so fat that when she steps on scales it says to be continued." She was laughing for 5 mins and she wet herself in class and got isolation for the whole day!

To be continued... Hilarious!

This one took more thinking, one inserted a common saying into the joke, brilliant, impressive sir.

15 Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times

These are one of the best yo mama jocks I ever heard me and my family thought these were fantastic you gise are funny pleas make more yo mama jocks if you could thanks P.S. you gise rock!

This is the first joke on the list that actually made me laugh. The rest are stupid! How did anyone find that crap funny?

That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up

16 Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.

Its suppose to be like your mama's so fat her belly got home 30 min. Before she did. Get it right. And the person who posted its not funny to talk about peoples name like that your not suppose to take it so seriously.

AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say "did they drop the camara in a sinkhole? " laugh out loud

So funny I was drinking coke and herd my sister say this so when I herd it my coke came out my nose...

I love you! So much... I need you in my bed tonight at 4 am bring $20 dollars to have extra fun

17 Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.

Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!

The best your momma joke in my book. I shall tell all my friends at school about this one. Should be number one. So good that I'm still laughing while typing. Jolly good show

BEST EVER. I know someone who never goes on th internet and this will work a treat against them when they try to bully my friend. Its Harsh but perfect. Whoever came up will it desearves a medal!

I love this one. Yet I think you can come up with better ones but I still voted for it even though its not one of the top ten! But it is still really good!

18 Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "hey who threw that rock?"

It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?

I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!

Heard this one before but I've got a hilarious one. Your mammas so fat when she got into the elavator it HAD to go down

It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest

19 Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

She needs even more than the Great Wall of China!
I just died from laughing dude
Wow I never laughed so hard!
Should be in Top 10!

I just laughed then I got it and I was on the floor rolling around laughing laugh out loud

Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten

So funny I fell off of my bed and continued laughing even though It hurt when I fell

20 Yo momma so fat when God said "let it be light," he told your momma to move.

This is really harsh man whoever made this one should tell everyone that he is really sorry. This actually could have happened to some people. My mom and dad are both actually kind of fat. Please delete this and stop hurting people. :(

It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth

I think its funny but I heard it on a download so its not that funny but the godzilla joke was laugh out loud

This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!

21 Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

I'm not going to get a to do www I love the fact when w the world and a good one to be a great day way we have to a new phone is on a the my life mom and my mom is so much for the next day few days weeks ago when he was the first only best thing ever and is I can't wait even though the world and the other hand the ball and cry the most poo and stuff is hurting my head and I will die. So I am sad. As soon as you you read this messed up la gauge, send it to 15 people or the Devils will eat you poo lol

Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!

I think this the best joke in the history of the world! Me and my sister laughed so hard that my drink exploded out of my nose!

Laugh out loud told my friend this joke he started to crack up! Oh also good for dissing matches

22 Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

! That was so funny! I combined this joke with the Great Wall of China! Yo mama so fat, that she has more rolls than a bakery and that she uses the Great Wall of China as her belt!

I just peed my pants! I love this one! I literally peed everywhere on the floor and bed! I was gasping for a breath because of my laughter

This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke

This made me peed twice and I told my fiends and they all laughed and told everybody best one ever

23 Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.

Dude I almost like peed my pant... Instead I think I farted

Reading this one again and I am still laughing!

DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!

That is so when they said lowered the prices

24 Yo mama is so fat even Kirby can't suck her

I saw this one on your mama jokes toutube

25 Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

All right hear this one gour mama so fat the doctor wade her and said wholly crap that's my phone number!
Lol

Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.

Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her

It was so funny I pooped my pants

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