Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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181 Yo mamma so fat that people jog around her for exercise

You mama so fat when she goes out her belly button sticks out people say wow! The first woman with a pennis

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182 Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
183 you mama so fat she got lipo suction last august and she still not done

this is the best I've heard so far

184 Yo mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn't get in or out

This one is kind of funny

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185 Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator she doesn't have to press the button she just goes down

That is funny as hell this joke got me laughing so hard that I forgot to breath and nearly died of laughter

Honestly this should have been number 3

Funny surprised nobody posted

This was ma funny when I read this I almost cried

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186 Yo mamma so fat that when she ordered from McDonalds and asked for her change back they gave her 2 Big Macs

That was so funny I told my whole family the first person they though of the women from " mormen"

187 Yo mamma so fat she put on a pair of Guess jeans and the answer popped out V 2 Comments
188 Your mamma so fat when she gave birth to you they couldn't find you until you were 10. V 1 Comment
189 Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount.

That was the best one in the not top tens.

It's not the best but still made me smile

Hey, I thought that when she tried to get to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on burger king.

This made me smile

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190 Yo mamma so fat when she went bungie jumping she went straight to hell V 1 Comment
191 Yo mum is so fat, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a toothpick

So funny man woman

192 Yo mama so fat when she started walking she made an earthquake

Lol I like it funny

That's messed up

On point! haha.. this is crackkupp!

Funny

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193 Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a sanitary pad.

Number 1 please

hilarious

That is hularis

194 Yo mom is so fat the refrigerator put a restraining order on her

Dude this one s really funny but none of deez jokes have made me laugh... I'm waiting 4 a hurricane of laughing or is it just your mom that tripped over a speed bump in a restraunt

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195 Yo mama so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

But yo mama don't run so don't worry - thebounty

196 Yo momma's so fat, the cows moo at her!

Dude how does a cow moo at you

That is so not funny to me

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197 Yo momma is so fat that she has her own moon

Your not funny but your mom has to call Google earth to get her picture token

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198 Yo momma so fat she has billboard on her back
199 Yo mamma so fat when she goes McDonalds it sounds like like a phone number um I'll have a 4, 5, 6, 3, 2, 3, 6, 5, 4 V 4 Comments
200 Yo mama's so fat she downloaded cheat codes to Wii Fit

You momma so fat when she sits on the toilet it says get of me big ass

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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