Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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201 Yo momma is so fat she has to wear 5 different watches because she is in 5 different time zones.

I totally get that joke!

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202 Yo mama so fat, my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.

That is so funny if you become a comedian I want to see your show by the way make more of these jokes I nearly died laughing

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203 Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste V 1 Comment
204 Yo momma so fat she jumped in the Atlantic Ocean and caused a tsunami in California

Damn that's so funny! Tight!

Should be number 1

Ha! That's so funny! I actlluy laughed

TIGHT LIKE YOUR MUMS ASS

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205 Your mama so fat she threw a boomerang and it never came back
206 Yo momma so fat she has kick stands on her shoes
207 Yo mommas so fat when she fell out of bed the dinosaurs went extinct

What?! This should be higher! It's HILARIOUS! - emraldYE

Yer maws cat 8 my granny

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208 Yo mama so fat, when she died, fat no longer existed.

That's so funny I was cryin' laughin' you should try it this is so funny haha

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209 Yo mama is so fat, that when she walked outside there was an eclipse.
210 Yo momma so fat she got the whole world thinking where are we going to bury her when she dies?

This joke is best enjoyed when you ponder over the logistics of her funeral and burial. How big must the casket be? How large does the funeral home need to be? How large must her burial plot be? Should we simply inscribe "Yo Momma" on her tombstone instead of her full name? How large must the dress be when we put her corpse in the casket? How much embalming fluid would you need? Should the table supporting her casket have extra supports, or should we simply put her casket on the floor so we don't break any tables? And how in God's name do we transport the casket from the funeral home to the cemetery?! Hilarious once you start thinking about it!

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211 Yo mama so fat when she went to Jenny Craig, they said Sorry, we don't do miracles. V 3 Comments
212 Yo mama so fat when she woke up and put a yellow shirt on, the people said, The Sun is Rising

This is so funny, keep making more momma jokes whoever wrote this joke!

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213 Yo mama so fat that when she got her driver's license, the picture was on both sides of the card.

Yo moma so fat her high school picture is an ariel photograph

214 Yo mama so fat that Jabba the Hut said damn!
215 Yo mama is so fat, I punched her in the stomach and pork chops came out
216 Yo mama so fat she sat on wal mart and lowered the prices

Laugh out loud that was really funny

217 Yo mamma so fat when she went to get ice cream, the ice cream guy called the ice cream factory to make the biggest cone in the world.

So fuuunnyyy

So fffuuuny

218 Yo mama is so fat, when you take out her insides she becomes a hot air balloon

This is really funny I laughed like for 2 minutes

219 Yo mama so fat when people tried to climb her they were absorbed V 1 Comment
220 Yo mama so fat, she put on a pair of Guess jeans and the answer popped out.

That was very creative and funny. I liked that one a lot. It has all the qualities of a great yo mama joke. Unexpected ending and it's short and to the point. Hey, you weren't talking about MY mom were you?

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
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1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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