Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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261 Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight

That should be first

262 Yo mamma so fat she makes Snorlax look anorexic

This really funny reaalllyy

263 Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections
264 Yo momma is so fat that she has to go to a curtain shop to buy clothes
265 Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world.

This one is so funny and I am going to use it on my sisters friend who always tells me yo mamma jokes. SO FUNNY!. Were do you come up with this stuff. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

The number 39 was the funniest joke ha ha ha. Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world love the t one. Wow I can't stop laughing HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WELL I THINK THAT IS IT. THANK YOU

Awesome I said that to my mom and she laughed so hard she peed her pants best joke ever it is so funny who!

That is a big fart
So mama must be the size of the universe

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266 Yo mama so fat she snoozed in the middle of the ocean and when she woke up people had built houses on her V 1 Comment
267 Yo mommas so fat it took God 40 days and 40 nights to create her
268 Yo mom is so fat when she roll over waffles fly off her back
269 Yo momma so fat when she went to the restaurant and looked at the menu she just said okay

I told my brothers the joke and they pissed themselves!

270 Yo momma so fat she plans to take over the world by playing bowling pins with us
271 Yo mama so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time. V 1 Comment
272 Yo mama so fat, we still haven't found all of her yet.
273 Your momma's so fat, she needs Fed-Ex to help her put on a belt.
274 Yo mamas so fat she can protect the whole world from a nuclear warfare.

Laugh out loud thank you dis was so funny

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275 yo mama is so fat that we orbit her not the sun.
276 Yo mama's so fat she tripped over a cordless phone V 1 Comment
277 Yo mama so fat she uses cheat codes for the Wii Fit
278 Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear popped up and said, "to infinity and beyond"

Love this one just thinking of it is funny!

This one is mine now

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279 Your mama so fat, I tried to drown her but she couldn't fit in the ocean
280 Yo mama so fat she ate Mars and was still hungry

You so fat that you wemr on a scale and it said one at a time please!

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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