Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
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ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.
Ahh not so good I've heard better
That yo momma joke is lame
Your mama so fat she needs two stretchesV 20 Comments
Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.
Should be top ten
My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny
This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up
This had me laughing for 1 hour!V 68 Comments
This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke
Laugh out loud Funny as hell
That is our favourite one out of. All of them
Laugh out loud that's very funny! - micahisthebestV 36 Comments
Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell
Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this
I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.
RubbishV 20 Comments
THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!
Lmfao this is hilarious
It cracked me up!
Nearby me, I have a wendys, burger king, and mcdonalds like 1000 feet away from each other - TeamRocket747V 48 Comments
Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup
That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes
Good one I said that to somebody and they creid
I thought this was SO FUNNYV 57 Comments
That happened to my mom laugh out loud
Laugh out loud that is awesome
Your mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said I want your weight not your phone number
stupidV 28 Comments
LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg
Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny
She scares Godzilla! Lol. - micahisthebestV 53 Comments
Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it
that was the funniest joke I have ever read
good one l. m. a. o lol - zimzim321
Oh that is funny yo mammaV 40 Comments
THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep! - sports11
The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!
This is so awesome me and my sisters laughed so heard
I'm dead asfV 30 Comments
Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny
Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages
It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to
Lol - RainbowArtist191V 37 Comments
This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard
It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!
That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake
This is kind of a guilty pleasure Yo mama so fat joke. How could something so wrong feel so good? - ModernSpongeBobSucksV 15 Comments
That's why my YouTube lags all of the time
Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried
That's why YouTube never works
My mom go blocked from u tube for looking at too many bad and dark videos lolV 10 Comments
That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin
It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny
It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!
I don't get it.V 29 Comments
Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro
That was to funny nice one bro
Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..
So funny I love this webstreV 11 Comments
What this isn't that funny, its sad
That is the most dumbest and stupidest joke ever.
I so don't agree with this joke. I mean its really not nice. and there's nothing about that joke that makes you yell out laugh out loud! I don't like this joke! Can you please delete it?
BoV 255 Comments
Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!
This is the funniest hah!
It's funny but still animal cruelty
That is not funnyV 23 Comments
She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan
Cause she broke Japan
I was very confused as to what happened in Japan
It is just really funny and I love itV 15 Comments
I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!
It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest
It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?
I can tell you a beter joke your mama so fat when she went past the T.V. I misst 30 epersodesV 27 Comments
Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny
DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!
Reading this one again and I am still laughing!
LolV 29 Comments
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Top Remixes (80)
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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