Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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21 Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.

Ahh not so good I've heard better

That yo momma joke is lame

Your mama so fat she needs two stretches

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22 Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten

My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny

This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up

Yolo amazing

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23 Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke

Laugh out loud Funny as hell

That is our favourite one out of. All of them

Laugh out loud that's very funny! - micahisthebest

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24 Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell

Ha aha haha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this

I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.


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25 Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.


Lmfao this is hilarious

It cracked me up!

Nearby me, I have a wendys, burger king, and mcdonalds like 1000 feet away from each other - TeamRocket747

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26 Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup

That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes

Good one I said that to somebody and they creid

So funny

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27 Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

That happened to my mom laugh out loud

Laugh out loud that is awesome

Your mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said I want your weight not your phone number


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28 Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing - liviarg

Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!

Love it
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny

She scares Godzilla! Lol. - micahisthebest

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29 Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "hey who threw that rock?"

I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!

It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest

It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?

I can tell you a beter joke your mama so fat when she went past the T.V. I misst 30 epersodes

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30 Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.

Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it

that was the funniest joke I have ever read

good one l. m. a. o lol - zimzim321

Oh that is funny yo mamma

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31 Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny

Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages

It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to

Lol - RainbowArtist191

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32 Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard

It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!

That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake

This is kind of a guilty pleasure Yo mama so fat joke. How could something so wrong feel so good? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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33 Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

That's why my YouTube lags all of the time

Laugh out loud laughed so hard I cried

That's why YouTube never works

My mom go blocked from u tube for looking at too many bad and dark videos lol

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34 Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie

That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin

It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny

It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!

I don't get it.

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35 Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro

That was to funny nice one bro

Haha I laughed so hard my mom that I was going to have a asthma attack..

So funny I love this webstre

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36 Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! Seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!

This is the funniest hah!

It's funny but still animal cruelty

That is not funny

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37 Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

She sent an apology note to Japan for creating the tsunami of Japan

Cause she broke Japan

I was very confused as to what happened in Japan

It is just really funny and I love it

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38 Yo mamma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.

Awesome it is so so so so so so so so so so funny

DAMN! That's the best one yet! You can't top that!

Reading this one again and I am still laughing!


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39 Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

I've used this one on all of my friends and everyone of them laughed

This is so funny I was reading this last year and I'm still laughing haha!

Hilarious haha best one yet awesome nice post post person. Good joke

Lol amazing

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40 Yo mama so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete.

Sos her and laugh out loud

Your mom is so fat that when she farted people shouted earthquake!

Very funny once I saw the joke I bursted with laughter

Yo mommas so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said stop that twinkuiy

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

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