Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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461 Your momma so hairy that when she gave birth to you, she gave you carpet burn

No way that's mean lol

462 Yo momma is so fat when she went to space she clogged the black hole
463 Yo mama so fat she looks up cheat codes for Wii fit
464 Your mamas so fat sumo wrestlers could not compete
465 Yo momma is so fat when she jumps in a pool it makes a tidal wave
466 Your mama is so dumb that she got run over by a parked car
467 Yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus full of white kids she says "stop that twinkie!"
468 Yo mama so far her wedding ring is one of Saturn's rings
469 Yo mama so fat that she made santa think he was on a diet.
470 Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica. V 1 Comment
471 Yo momma is so fat when she farted she caused world war 3
472 Your momma so fat that she went to an all you can eat, the restaurant staff thought they were going to be eaten next.
473 Ya mums so fat they tried to fit her in the world record book but she didn't fit
474 Your mamma's so fat she tried entering the world wide competition but she couldn't because she was already world wide
475 Yo mama so fat she made blind children cry

Actually its ugly

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476 Yo mama's so fat, that if you feed her, she would explode

Rubbish yo mamma so fat she competes with your nuts

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477 Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.

Here's one yo mama's so fat it takes 2 planes and a train to get her to the good side

Lolz that is so funny yo mama is like a hardware store 5cents a screw

I had to get the whole fleet but even they were running late - 13abboc1

That mama is fat

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478 Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof.

Haha I never thought of this one funniest I ever heard nice
Man lmfao

Oh... My... Gosh, no ways man, this ones too much, I have to open a window I can't stop!

ohh that bad right there

:) SUPER FUNNY :) I GOT 1 YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE ROLED OVER 4 QUARTERS AND TURED IT IN TO A DOLLAR! I LOVE YO MAMAS JOKES

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479 Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my god haha :) :D :') oh my god this is amazing.

Ha haha, why the large number, this is pretty funny man. Give it the fame that it deserves, it should be in the top twenty at least!

HILARIOUS and for you people who don't get it Bill Gates is the richest man in the world! ROFL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

Definitely a good one

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480 Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

I think everybody nows that 1 but who care it still way funny

That is so funny I peed myself
- scott1859

That's true for my mama

Funny

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1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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