Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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481 Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.

Best on list as far as I am concerned some these aren't that good I think this should actually be in the top ten. 5 from the top ten really weren't that good.

This is the best yo mama joke.

Laugh out loud nice

Yo momma so fat the bathtub has stretch marks

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482 Yo momma so fat she's skinny.

+dam that's just bad

This is really bad post a new one! I want one that makes me CRACK UP!

This is so crap it shouldn't be published but I guess the not making sense is the funny bit


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483 Yo momma so fat that when she walked by the TV set, I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach.

Ha! I love this one. It is my favorite. - Stanford2014

That is the the most funniest thing ever!

I love that joke I think it should be number one I am still laughing right now

Yeah well I missed 6 seasons of the walking dead

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484 Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters

That is so funny I'm dying laugh out loud

485 Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live.

Greatest. Joke. Ever. You deserve billions dude. That was the greatest and funniest thing in the world

I'm eating corn flakes while reading this and milk just burst out of my nose due to my insane laughter. My whole keyboard is messed up now too

Yo mamma so stupid she waited for the stop sign to turn green. Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Your mama so funny she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.


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486 Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

So funny I told this one to my friend and he almost died because he laughed to much

Oh my God, this is so Awesome! Seriously laughed my ass off reading this.. Thanks a bunch!

Ok I said this to my friend and she ended up hating me! This is the BEST yo momma joke EVER! I never even liked that girl! Thanks yo momma!

Now that is FAT! LOL

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487 Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time.

O mi dayz - I made my brother laugh in this one - he doesn't laugh at anything

That's so funny I actually fell off my chair this is one of the best jokes ever who ever made this up should be a millionaire so funny you smart man

hahaha... that is so freakin funny
i told my mama and she laughed so hard she peed her pants


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488 Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family.

That was so funny I Lmfao and my sister was laughing so hard that she burped and farted at the same time

That's so funny I forgot to laugh

Laugh out loud! That was so funny

Hi asss yor dum and dumber

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489 Yo momma so fat she walks on both sides of the street
490 Yo mamma so fat that the last time she jumped it caused a full lunar eclipse
491 Yo mamma so fat when she stands in the middle of the road the cars think shes a round-a-bout.
492 Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth.

ohhhh nasty but true lol thats so funnay - jamsterman12

Your moms so fat that she turned obama

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493 Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole.

that was crackm up far out man where did you get that joke frm

Fun, if you know stuff about space

Laugh out loud yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exersise

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494 Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse

It is so funny because it's bigger than the moon

That joke was really funny they should put it on the movie twilite eclipes

495 Yo mama is so fat she sweats chicken grease

Laugh out loud so funny I love them I love to tell yo mama jokes but some of these don't make since like the one that says "yo mama so fat she died" that is so not funny

496 Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirit.

It's real funny for me because spirit is suppose to be weightless. So this joke has so many dimension in it. A bible verse, a creator being and physic.

That is just hilarious so telling my friends this joke good job and make site the writer keeps them coming!

I get it but I'm Christian but that is just so funny not really funny but its just funny you know I didn't really laugh I just smiled so do something like this yo mama so stupid that when the first time she heard the yo mama joke she didn't know what it was until you finally told her that she was the mama joke.

haha lele

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497 Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her on pages: 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Oh that is just too much laugh out loud

Good job on the picture part

Her picture can take up infinity pages


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498 Yo momma so fat she's a lunar and solar eclipse
499 Yo mamma is so fat that on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf.


Loved this... Me and my son cracked up!

Yo momma is so fat we make jokes about her.

It should be on the top 20 lol

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500 Yo mama is so fat her belly button makes an echo.
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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

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