Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
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Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her
Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.
Funny laugh out loud
And Nutrisystem ;) LOLV 11 Comments
That is just so wrong but oh so true!
That's funny as hell and oh so wrong laugh out loud
Oh. My. God. I cannot even begin to describe my utter adoration of this joke. Just no (: I was reading these jokes in class and I saw this one and I seriously spit my gum out laughing. In math class. And where did my gum land? In the boy in front of me's hair. Even Jesus himself would laugh at this joke - Evry1sALittleBitRacist83
Such a great jokeV 12 Comments
This made me laugh out loud
Haha that is so funny!
Laugh out loud I get it laugh out loud.
I got one your mama so skeny they use her as a tishyouV 14 Comments
Yo mamas so fat she took up to much space so we hade to move to a new planet
That's a really good joke
That is so funny and me and my cousin laugh so hard
it was really funny
To me this is better (Yo mamma so fat when she jumps the oceans feel like rain on her)
I get it because it all goes flying up in the air
If she is so fat than how can she move?
Two years later...
Kid: Look mommy a huge rain's coming!
Mom: That's no huge rain... that's THE OCEAN
And that's how the world ended. - LaST_LiGHT
this should be number 1-10 or else its poor forever, hope you like it so much - crazy1
A whirlpool, in an ocean, that must be a gigantic momma, to be able to get stuck. Like that's just so big, but I like this one thanks dude, I'm gonna use this one against people, it will leave them speechless
Maybe it is yo mama so fat she fell into the whirlpool and children used her as a merry go round
HilariousV 6 Comments
How many dicks can a black whole fit
That's a good one man/girl I don't know who did it :--)
Hello world I am from mars at this moment banging your mum haha in every different planet
I can relate with the lion and the mouse lol! 😂V 8 Comments
This is so funny. It deserves to be in the top 20.
That makes no since
Forget top 20 it should be top 3
Haha LMAFOV 12 Comments
THIS is the greatest yo mama joke ever come on guys give it the fame it deserves.
I really like that when
Laugh out loud freaked awesome joke should be I the top ten
It should be Earth, Mars, JupiterV 14 Comments
ROFL, that is funny. 'INFINITY AND BE FAT'
Laugh out loud!
This is the best one ever!
I needed the toilet after this joke
Laugh out loud hilarious
I can just imagine that happening lolV 21 Comments
THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep! - sports11
The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!
This is so awesome me and my sisters laughed so heard
I'm dead asfV 30 Comments
This is so pathetic that even Simon Cowell could come up with it.
Actually this is really good
Lol now that's funny.
This is gods, it's mvc on my list, most valuable crapV 7 Comments
Get a life: I've heard this one many times. I can make a better one right here. Yo mama's so old, she was watching 'My Little Pony'. I told her to act her actual age and she DIED!V 3 Comments
Lmbo. My Sister Thought This Was The Funniest One Ever! Laughed Til' I Farted! Haha, But It Was Cool!
That is a pretty good joke but it isn't the best joke
Haha that was funny
awesomeV 3 Comments
Laugh out loud! That is one of the funniest yo mama so fat jokes I've heard
I laughed for 47 years
When I read that, I laughed so hard that I cried and had to drink salt water through a pitcher
It is so funnyV 11 Comments
Hilarious, that should be on top 10
That is pro-banging! still sat here laughing now haha
That was the best joke ever
StupidV 16 Comments
I think I went to the movies with her
This one is one of the bests :P
I think I've seen her in the front row
That should be number one I read t and almost peed in my pantsV 6 Comments
That should be to mama so hairy joke but still funny laugh out loud
Should it be you mama's so fat AND hairy?
Laugh out loud! The wooly mamaoths? Classic! I know I spelled mammoths wrong but I'm too lazy to fix it! YEA MONN! Not really from Jamaica but my family is!V 4 Comments
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Top Remixes (82)
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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