Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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41 Yo mama is so fat even Kirby can't suck her

I saw this one on your mama jokes toutube

42 Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

Your mama is so fat weight watchers want look at her

Yo momma is so fat when she went to the bathroom and farded it caused a tsunami.

Funny laugh out loud

And Nutrisystem ;) LOL

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43 Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

That is just so wrong but oh so true!

That's funny as hell and oh so wrong laugh out loud

Oh. My. God. I cannot even begin to describe my utter adoration of this joke. Just no (: I was reading these jokes in class and I saw this one and I seriously spit my gum out laughing. In math class. And where did my gum land? In the boy in front of me's hair. Even Jesus himself would laugh at this joke - Evry1sALittleBitRacist83

Such a great joke

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44 Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

This made me laugh out loud

Haha that is so funny!

Laugh out loud I get it laugh out loud.

I got one your mama so skeny they use her as a tishyou

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45 Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone

Yo mamas so fat she took up to much space so we hade to move to a new planet

That's a really good joke

That is so funny and me and my cousin laugh so hard
it was really funny

46 Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear

To me this is better (Yo mamma so fat when she jumps the oceans feel like rain on her)

I get it because it all goes flying up in the air

If she is so fat than how can she move?

Two years later...

Kid: Look mommy a huge rain's coming!
Mom: That's no huge rain... that's THE OCEAN

And that's how the world ended. - LaST_LiGHT

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47 Yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck

this should be number 1-10 or else its poor forever, hope you like it so much - crazy1

A whirlpool, in an ocean, that must be a gigantic momma, to be able to get stuck. Like that's just so big, but I like this one thanks dude, I'm gonna use this one against people, it will leave them speechless

Maybe it is yo mama so fat she fell into the whirlpool and children used her as a merry go round


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48 Yo mama is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.

How many dicks can a black whole fit

That's a good one man/girl I don't know who did it :--)

Hello world I am from mars at this moment banging your mum haha in every different planet

I can relate with the lion and the mouse lol! 😂

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49 Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M

This is so funny. It deserves to be in the top 20.

That makes no since

Forget top 20 it should be top 3


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50 Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.

THIS is the greatest yo mama joke ever come on guys give it the fame it deserves.

I really like that when

Laugh out loud freaked awesome joke should be I the top ten

It should be Earth, Mars, Jupiter

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51 Yo mam's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

Good thing I don't have my pepsie in my mouth it would have come out of my nose! LOL LOL LOL LOL! :D

52 Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear came out and said infinity and beyond!

ROFL, that is funny. 'INFINITY AND BE FAT'

Laugh out loud!
This is the best one ever!
I needed the toilet after this joke

Laugh out loud hilarious

I can just imagine that happening lol

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53 Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep! - sports11

The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!

This is so awesome me and my sisters laughed so heard

I'm dead asf

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54 Yo momma is so fat that she wants to see her feet for Christmas

This is so pathetic that even Simon Cowell could come up with it.

Actually this is really good

Lol now that's funny.

This is gods, it's mvc on my list, most valuable crap

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55 Your mama is so fat you feed on her junk

Get a life: I've heard this one many times. I can make a better one right here. Yo mama's so old, she was watching 'My Little Pony'. I told her to act her actual age and she DIED!

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56 Yo momma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes

Lmbo. My Sister Thought This Was The Funniest One Ever! Laughed Til' I Farted! Haha, But It Was Cool!

That is a pretty good joke but it isn't the best joke

Haha that was funny


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57 Yo mama so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING!

Laugh out loud! That is one of the funniest yo mama so fat jokes I've heard

I laughed for 47 years

When I read that, I laughed so hard that I cried and had to drink salt water through a pitcher

It is so funny

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58 Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy.

Hilarious, that should be on top 10

That is pro-banging! still sat here laughing now haha

That was the best joke ever


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59 Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody.

I think I went to the movies with her

This one is one of the bests :P

I think I've seen her in the front row

That should be number one I read t and almost peed in my pants

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60 Yo momma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"

That should be to mama so hairy joke but still funny laugh out loud

Should it be you mama's so fat AND hairy?

Laugh out loud! The wooly mamaoths? Classic! I know I spelled mammoths wrong but I'm too lazy to fix it! YEA MONN! Not really from Jamaica but my family is!

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

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