Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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61 Yo mamma so fat I can stand on her belly and give God high five!!

I wet myself laughing, my mom vomited laughing and my dad pooped his pants laughing- my brother was took to hospital from laughing!


I can't use it because that is offensive

Lol. this is so funny

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62 Your mama is so fat people called her a wild hog

Lol that is hilarious

That's just wrong

so wrong

Edward William clynch. follow me on twitter.

Ps: I hate me. :-(

63 Yo momma so fat not even a Twinkie would get her of the couch while a crane tries to support her

This one is not even funny. Who ever thought this one up should stop trying.

Don't say the joke is not funny that hurts peoples feelings

I totally do. Not like this joke so bad sorry I just don't

This is so BORING

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64 Yo momma so fat when she was standing on the corner a cop came along and told her to break it up

Wow that is very funny you should add more like that

You should do this one. Your mama is so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack. Just saying lol

I get it. He thought she was a crowd! Fantastic!

So funny laughed all day at school

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65 Yo mama is so fat, Fat Albert was even scared of her and her weight.

I do not get that at all

Fat Albert is another name for the Boeing 747 Aircraft

I do not get that

Wow I can't believe I mean fat albert is fat but just Wow

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66 Yo mama so fat, that the Twinkies revolve around her.

This ain't that good...

Haha my brother is cracking up laughping

Not good

67 Yo mama is so fat when I said release the Kraken, your mom came

Laugh out loud I like this one

I hate it I can make a better one than your mommas so ugly even bigfoot is scared of her

Lol funniest joke ever


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68 Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.

Yo mama is so fat that it takes nation wide 300 years to get on her side. - awesomeadam911

It's a really good joke but already heard it.

Nice one I love it I was laughing hard

Funny as hel

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69 Yo mama so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most

One size fits most people but not her

Right, we don't make that size. Say what? :o

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70 Yo mamma so fat she could not fit in any time line

That's really funny I couldn't stop laghting for an hour

You're so stupid you spell ed loaf as... LOF.

Yo mama so stupid she stole a free lof of bread

just why

71 Yo mama is so fat she makes baggie pants look like skinny jeans

That made my 7 yr old brother pee his pants!
haha! I can't stop laughing!

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72 Yo mama is so fat Twinkies are going out of business.

Yo mumma so fat Twinkies are in business

Yo mom is so fat twinkies are going out of

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73 Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Best joke ever-office space reference. HILARIOUS

Laugh out loud it so funny

Your mum is so poor she can't even pay attention

Love this joke! Should be #1! LOL!

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74 Yo mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

So funny.. I woke my brother up from laughing to hard

Yo momma so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving

Your mom so ugly that when she was born her mom said what a treasure and the dad said lets go bury it

That's just wrong and funny!

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75 Yo mammas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide"

That's really I must save that

It is the funniest yo momma

Wow I bet when the wedding comes she's gonna swallow the groom

That's so funny

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76 Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu


Funny and awesome! Love this one

Her blood type is actually nutella

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77 Yo mama is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by

I kinda get it but its not really that funny :/

I can imagine her hiding and you cannot see what she is hiding behind. You have to laugh.

I have no idea what that means

He he... Wait what?

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78 Yo Momma so fat her IUD picks up radio free Europe

That was not funny didn't get it

That's stupid as hell not funny

My whole family laughed thanks that was a really good one please make more like this please and thank you


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79 Yo mama so fat she occupies Wall Street by herself

Intelligent jokes like these are not meant for your mama top tens, the audience simply isn't there.

That is awesome

This one sucks.

80 Your mama is so fat that when she went to McDonald's she won the Xbox One right away

Your mama so fat that nasa thought they found a new planet

Your mama so fat she sued x box 360 for guessing her weight

Yo momma so fat she can't go into space because she is part of the universe

That is so funny

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