Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
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I wet myself laughing, my mom vomited laughing and my dad pooped his pants laughing- my brother was took to hospital from laughing!
Laugh out loud! THIS IS THE BEST ONE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A YO MAMA JOKE! GOD MUST BE PROUD! PREACH!
I can't use it because that is offensive
Lol. this is so funnyV 7 Comments
Lol that is hilarious
That's just wrong
Edward William clynch. follow me on twitter.
Ps: I hate me. :-(
This one is not even funny. Who ever thought this one up should stop trying.
Don't say the joke is not funny that hurts peoples feelings
I totally do. Not like this joke so bad sorry I just don't
This is so BORINGV 4 Comments
Wow that is very funny you should add more like that
You should do this one. Your mama is so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack. Just saying lol
I get it. He thought she was a crowd! Fantastic!
So funny laughed all day at schoolV 2 Comments
I do not get that at all
Fat Albert is another name for the Boeing 747 Aircraft
I do not get that
Wow I can't believe I mean fat albert is fat but just WowV 10 Comments
This ain't that good...
Haha my brother is cracking up laughping
Laugh out loud I like this one
I hate it I can make a better one than your mommas so ugly even bigfoot is scared of her
Lol funniest joke ever
Awesome!V 2 Comments
Yo mama is so fat that it takes nation wide 300 years to get on her side. - awesomeadam911
It's a really good joke but already heard it.
Nice one I love it I was laughing hard
Funny as helV 5 Comments
One size fits most people but not her
Right, we don't make that size. Say what? :oV 1 Comment
That's really funny I couldn't stop laghting for an hour
You're so stupid you spell ed loaf as... LOF.
Yo mama so stupid she stole a free lof of bread
That made my 7 yr old brother pee his pants!
haha! I can't stop laughing!
Yo mumma so fat Twinkies are in business
Yo mom is so fat twinkies are going out ofV 1 Comment
Best joke ever-office space reference. HILARIOUS
MORE LIKE THIS ONE PLEASE
Laugh out loud it so funny
Your mum is so poor she can't even pay attention
Love this joke! Should be #1! LOL!V 5 Comments
So funny.. I woke my brother up from laughing to hard
Yo momma so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving
Your mom so ugly that when she was born her mom said what a treasure and the dad said lets go bury it
That's just wrong and funny!V 25 Comments
That's really I must save that
It is the funniest yo momma
Wow I bet when the wedding comes she's gonna swallow the groom
That's so funnyV 15 Comments
TRY THIS ONE... YO MAMA SO FAT, NOT EVEN FAT ALBERT WOULD DATE HER laugh out loud TELL ME IF THIS IS FUNNY
Funny and awesome! Love this one
Her blood type is actually nutellaV 4 Comments
I kinda get it but its not really that funny :/
I can imagine her hiding and you cannot see what she is hiding behind. You have to laugh.
I have no idea what that means
He he... Wait what?V 5 Comments
That was not funny didn't get it
That's stupid as hell not funny
My whole family laughed thanks that was a really good one please make more like this please and thank you
hiV 7 Comments
Intelligent jokes like these are not meant for your mama top tens, the audience simply isn't there.
That is awesome
This one sucks.
Your mama so fat that nasa thought they found a new planet
Your mama so fat she sued x box 360 for guessing her weight
Yo momma so fat she can't go into space because she is part of the universe
That is so funnyV 4 Comments
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Top Remixes (82)
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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