Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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101 Yo mama's so fat they filmed her in the shower and called it Gorrilas in the Mist

That was one of my favorite jokes

This kept me laughin for life. I gonna use that joke

102 Yo mama so fat that if people tried to run around her, they'd get lost V 1 Comment
103 Yo mama so fat when she fell down they had to get a helicopter to swing one of its ladder escapes down so she could get up

"Yo mamma kinda is getting a bit old laugh out loud "

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104 Yo momma so fat when they ran out of mayonnaise they killed her and had a lifetime supply.

Some what harsh but funny LOL

Ya Mumma so fat, without her there would be no gravity

That is awful

Lol

105 Yo mamma so fat she thought the Earth was a gum ball

Yo mama's so fat when she heard Eminem she thought that his rival would be snickering

You mama so fat that when she got a wig every living thing was bald

That funny telling that one to my friends

ROGER THAT.

106 Yo Mama So Fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC V 4 Comments
107 Yo momma is so fat McDonald's was bankrupt till she came along
108 Your mama is so fat people think she causes earthquakes
109 Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

Yo mama so fat when she sat on top of wlamart they had to lower the prizes

This is very funny people! That's fat!

Picturing that. Its really funny.

Yo mama's so hairy people mistaked her for king kong

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110 Yo mamas so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday.

Ha ha ha, Bloody hilarious... This should be at least among the top 15...
Come on guys vote for this

WoW. The last time I saw someone that fat I thought, no wonder people are starving to death

FUNNY GOT C3 FOR Saying I
I GOT SLAPPED AS WELL HAHA
BEST JOKE EVER can't STOP LAUGHING AT IT

Happy birthday to you blow out out the candles. funniest in top 20

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111 Yo mama so fat that she ran over 4 quarters and turned it in to a dollar V 2 Comments
112 Yo mama is so fat every time she tries to sing she sings like this, blah hamburger blah

I sorry, but it should be number 88 where it is

I seen your mom at the et store but she still didn't get adopted

I never even even knew I was allowed to post this

This should b number 9900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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113 Yo mama so fat, when she coughs, her neck skin flaps up and hits her in the ear.

HAHAHA I almost died! Waww! Best joke ever! Nice one!

Are you serious

Laughing

114 Yo mama so fat it took 40 days and 40 nights for Jesus to get across her

Jesus isn't really God's son he's marys son

Don't talk about Jesus stupid people don't you know that's Gods son.

This is why we can't have nice things, somebody mentions religion

Well god made Mary give birth and then run away with Jesus

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115 Yo mammas so fat, she's got a rash from her XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL pants

Like you said yo mammas so fat she got a rash from her x L pants

I like this one its funny

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116 Yo mama so fat that when she went camping the bears had to hide their food

Lucky joke and it was used higher here is how you do it yo mama so fat when she sat on a whopping cushion it broke the sound barrier

It was already up on number 30 but I still laughed.

This one was already said up higher

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117 Yo mamas so fat that when she got out of the shower you would need an ark to get out the front door V 1 Comment
118 Yo mama is so fat she is the reason to why Krispy Kreme is still around till this day
119 Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

Haha funniest joke ever

Funnier then what I heard
I think you should win

The best one yet.-By Isaaq

Haha

120 Your mama is so fat the Russians use her as a nuke V 4 Comments
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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
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