Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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121 Yo momma so fat that if a fly wanted to circle around her, it would die halfway there.

If she's fat she can't lift herself

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122 Yo mama so fat, her farts cause global warming

Every body farts it's not a bad things it is normal

123 Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, hey look a third nipple!

That is the funniest joke ever my gosh!

SHUT UP BEAST! Laugh out loud. I'll bet it was bigger than an average womans' nipple.

Laugh out loud Made me laugh so hard because it was so terrible


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124 Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed.

LMFAO! This is my favourite yo mooma joke
;p xx

This was so stupid isn't that the point what the hell laugh out loud

It was a funny one now I just choose it some may think it's not all that funny but I definitely. Vote for this one


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125 Yo mama so fat, when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said LET MY PEOPLE GO!

Restarted. That wasn't even Jesus who said tat, it was Moses.

That is really funny using that one ; )

Stop afinding people

126 Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond.

Ok this is a great joke haha I think this is one of my favorites who ever likes this one has great taste in these jokes laugh out loud just so dang wonderful

Love this joke
So funny really. Lever thought up I'm going to use this on my friends

Oh my god this is the greatest Yo mama joke I have ever heard. This made my day I will never find another one like this this is amazing truly amazing. I loved it.

Ahaha this is so funny I can't stop laughing

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127 Yo mama so fat, I hung a picture of her on my wall and it got torn down. V 2 Comments
128 Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Yo that joke so hot it makes Carmen Electra look like Chucky.

I thought of that joke without hearing it b4 and said it and everyones said they herd it and I was pissed! but it is so freakin funny though!

Laugh out loud to funny! I love that show too!

This is super funny

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129 Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.

I think the jokes are awesome and funny especially the one that says yo momma so fat she ate jenny and craig

Oh my god so funny damn can't stop laughing wow

That was the worst joke every

Really funny

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130 Yo mamas so fat that when she died she did not need a coffin she took up the space of 1 cemetery and 4 counties

This made me cry my eyes laghing lol

131 Yo mama's so fat when dracula sucked her blood hes got diabetes

This joke is really good! I love it! This should be like number 4! Ps I saw that YouTube Video too.

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132 Yo mamma is so fat that she ate an iPhone because it had Apple on the back V 4 Comments
133 Yo mama is so fat she can sing the Big Mac song in a heartbeat V 1 Comment
134 Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol.

Yo mamma so stupid the at when she went to 7 11 she bought batteries and put it on her ass and said I got the power

This is so good. That was one big swerve

Bloody awesome I was cracking up for ten minutes

As in Car petrol

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135 Yo mama so fat when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming

Yo mamas so fat she Is just as fat as bill gates

136 Yo mama is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Yo mama so stupid she gave birth to you on the side of the road where all the accidents happen

This is such a stupid joke and you have said it like 5 times

Yo mama so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal...

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137 Yo mama is so fat that she ate 1,000 nuts and she's still hungry
138 Yo mama so fat the universe revolves around her
139 Yo mama is so fat she fell in love then broke it

Its very funny but I've seen it like 2 times before on this website

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140 Yo mammas so fat when she tried to blow up her balloon she popped

Your mama is so fat when she went the pool even her splash attack does damage

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1. Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.
2. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
1. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
2. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
3. Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
1. Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
3. Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

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