Best Yo Mamma So Skinny Jokes

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1 yo mamma so skinny she can dodge rain

Ha this ahh I can't spell its just so funny laugh out loud! Ahh not again shoot

I laughed so hard I fell on the floor and I was doing a yo mama battle and I won with this joke it was funny

Oh my gosh that S. So not funny come on people if I say I love coca cola you ll laugh

This one isn't funny, its impressive!

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2 yo mamma so skinny when she took her first steps her legs snapped

These jokes are funny but there really mean you should think about people who are anaresic

Who ever rights these are mean and I'm nine

I don't like any of these jokes they are all stupid

This was a good one
Lol

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3 yo mamma so skinny when she was pregnant no one noticed

This joke is stupid if she skinny you will notice

Pretty dumb: here's a better one, yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real!

Imagine her fighting with the doctor about that! - Animefan12

If she is skinny, can't you notice? Now if she is fat, you can't tell
I got another one, yomama so poor when she was kicking a can down a street, I asked what she was doing, she said moving.

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4 Yo mamma so skinny that she has to run around in the bath just so she can get wet

Laugh out loud. Man! The momma must have starved herself for ages in each of her birth. If she is so skinny, I wonder how does stay on land.

Yo mama so skinny that when she caried a penny she thought that was heavy

That was really funny! Laugh out loud!

That one is funny!

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5 yo mamma so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

Man that's so funny

Yo mama so ugly that her kid can't eat when she's talking to him

That is just stupid, only flat stanley could do that!

LAME!

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6 yo mamma so skinny when she was little her dad accidentally thought her legs were match stick and tried to light up a light up a fire

Laugh out loud I got it, you know how matches are small and thin, mainly wood, well she is that skinny :P

That is stupid because the dad should know that's his daughter

! I'm crying about this one good one

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7 yo mamma so skinny when she was about to get hit by a train the train missed V 4 Comments
8 yo mamma so skinny she fell through the hole of the toilet

I'm going to use this at school.

This is my list ya'll thanks - kayajokes4lyf

I think that I should be on the number 1 comment list

Should be numbered 1 fo ' shizzle

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9 Yo mamma so skinny, when she ate a meatball I thought she was pregnant

The best joke I've ever heard

The best one out of any of the other jokes listed above

Better than the ones above

That is so dumb

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10 yo mamma so skinny she fell through the little lines of the patterns on the chair

I love this one it's just so funny

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The Contenders

11 yo mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door

That's hilarious... I'm gonna use that

Best joke in the history of jokes ever

I totally using this one in school

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12 yo mamma so skinny when she stepped on a scale nothing came up

I think it is a bit better than yo mamma so fat jokes. Ha ha

I got a good one... Yo mamma so skinny she can lean against a wall and call her self a human sized portrait.

How about this:
Yo momma so skinny when she stepped onto the scale the reading was in negative numbers!

I love number ten this is hilarious

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13 Yo mama so skinny that she hides behind a toothpick.

People stay focused oh look its raining

14 yo mamma so skinny she turned side ways and disappeared

I like this yo mama's so skinny and small that whenever people lose their keys they ask her if she can go I n their and open it

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15 Yo mama is so skinny that even the letter l is fatter than her V 2 Comments
16 Your mamma so skinny she got lost in a pea
17 Yo momma so skinny she could not have you V 2 Comments
18 Yo mamma so skinny that she isn't fat

This joke is so bad its not even a joke its really just a statement

Boo no go. Home

This is so sad I'm. Just laughing because it's so stupid and this is just a very very sad joke

That is so stupid. What kind of joke is that 00ⁿ00000ⁿ000

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19 Yo mama is so skinny whenever she sleeps you cant find her in the morning

I think this one's quite good

Haha that's so funny

20 Yo mama is so skinny that when she wants to get out of jail she just goes through the bars

Horrible my one year old brother could think of that one

This is so funny! My moms friend is skinny :D

Pretty funny but lame

Yeah, this is a classy. - Animefan12

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1. yo mamma so skinny she can dodge rain
2. yo mamma so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it
3. Yo mamma so skinny that she has to run around in the bath just so she can get wet
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1. yo mamma so skinny when she took her first steps her legs snapped
2. yo mamma so skinny when she was pregnant no one noticed
3. yo mamma so skinny when she was about to get hit by a train the train missed
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1. Yo mamma so skinny, when she ate a meatball I thought she was pregnant
2. yo mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door
3. Yo mama so skinny that she hides behind a toothpick.
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