Best Yo Mamma So Skinny Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 yo mamma so skinny she can dodge rain

Ha this ahh I can't spell its just so funny laugh out loud! Ahh not again shoot

I laughed so hard I fell on the floor and I was doing a yo mama battle and I won with this joke it was funny

Oh my gosh that S. So not funny come on people if I say I love coca cola you ll laugh

This one isn't funny, its impressive!

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2 yo mamma so skinny when she took her first steps her legs snapped

These jokes are funny but there really mean you should think about people who are anaresic

Who ever rights these are mean and I'm nine

I don't like any of these jokes they are all stupid

This was a good one
Lol

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3 yo mamma so skinny when she was pregnant no one noticed

This joke is stupid if she skinny you will notice

Pretty dumb: here's a better one, yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real!

Imagine her fighting with the doctor about that! - Animefan12

If she is skinny, can't you notice? Now if she is fat, you can't tell
I got another one, yomama so poor when she was kicking a can down a street, I asked what she was doing, she said moving.

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4 yo mamma so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

Man that's so funny

Yo mama so ugly that her kid can't eat when she's talking to him

That is just stupid, only flat stanley could do that!

LAME!

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5 Yo mamma so skinny that she has to run around in the bath just so she can get wet

Laugh out loud. Man! The momma must have starved herself for ages in each of her birth. If she is so skinny, I wonder how does stay on land.

Yo mama so skinny that when she caried a penny she thought that was heavy

That was really funny! Laugh out loud!

That one is funny!

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6 yo mamma so skinny when she was little her dad accidentally thought her legs were match stick and tried to light up a light up a fire

This one is confusing

Laugh out loud I got it, you know how matches are small and thin, mainly wood, well she is that skinny :P

That is stupid because the dad should know that's his daughter

I don't get it at all

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7 yo mamma so skinny when she was about to get hit by a train the train missed

It is really really good

Was she really that skinny!?

Laugh out loud so funny best one ever by...pooface

Hahahhahahha this one was hilarious

8 yo mamma so skinny she fell through the hole of the toilet

I'm going to use this at school.

This is my list ya'll thanks - kayajokes4lyf

I think that I should be on the number 1 comment list

Should be numbered 1 fo ' shizzle

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9 Yo mamma so skinny, when she ate a meatball I thought she was pregnant

The best joke I've ever heard

The best one out of any of the other jokes listed above

Better than the ones above

That is so dumb

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10 yo mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door

That's hilarious... I'm gonna use that

Best joke in the history of jokes ever

I totally using this one in school

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The Contenders

11 yo mamma so skinny she fell through the little lines of the patterns on the chair

I love this one it's just so funny

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12 Yo mama so skinny when the wind blew she flew away

So lame that I almost laughed

Its going to be funny

13 yo mamma so skinny when she stepped on a scale nothing came up

Yo that was funny dog

I think it is a bit better than yo mamma so fat jokes. Ha ha

I got a good one... Yo mamma so skinny she can lean against a wall and call her self a human sized portrait.

I love number ten this is hilarious

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14 Yo mama so skinny that she hides behind a toothpick.

People stay focused oh look its raining

15 Yo mama so skinny when she goes to work nobody notices her at the cash register
16 Yo mama's so skinny her secret hiding place is under the sofa
17 yo mamma so skinny she turned side ways and disappeared

I like this yo mama's so skinny and small that whenever people lose their keys they ask her if she can go I n their and open it

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18 Yo mamma's so skinny, she only has 1 stripe on her pajamas

I told it too my friend and he started cring

What a funny thing 👏

19 Your mamma so skinny she got lost in a pea
20 Yo mama is so skinny that even the letter l is fatter than her

I'm gonna use it in my school. - Animefan12

All these jokes are wack

21 Yo mamma so skinny that she isn't fat

This joke is so bad its not even a joke its really just a statement

Boo no go. Home

This is so sad I'm. Just laughing because it's so stupid and this is just a very very sad joke

That is so stupid. What kind of joke is that 00ⁿ00000ⁿ000

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22 Yo momma so skinny she could not have you

This is so stupid its funny

I don't get it?

23 Yo momma so skinny when she stepped on the scales the reading was in minus numbers!

Laugh out loud I just thought of that on the spot
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24 Yo mama is so skinny whenever she sleeps you cant find her in the morning

I think this one's quite good

Haha that's so funny

25 Yo mama is so skinny that when she wants to get out of jail she just goes through the bars

Horrible my one year old brother could think of that one

This is so funny! My moms friend is skinny :D

Pretty funny but lame

Yeah, this is a classy. - Animefan12

26 Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio

Hey, this joke is awesome! This should be higher. - Animefan12

That should be in the top ten!

Best joke I ever heard

Talk about skinny AND puny!

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27 Yo mamma so skinny it ain't even funny.
28 Yo momma so stupid

Yo momma was so stupid I told her Christmas was round the corner and she went looking for it

29 Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch
30 She is so skinny she could use a fruit loop as a life preserver
31 Your mama so skinny when she was at school she got trampled

Ascetic joke so funny.
Why can't I be this funny

32 Yo mama so skinny the ducks throw bread at her

It's Yo mama so POOR that the ducks threw bread at her. - Animefan12

It is poor not skinny but still funny

33 Yo mommas so skinny she slid through the bottom of the door

LOL! Simply funny! Fell off the chair! - Animefan12

34 Yo momma's so skinny the doctors use a lamp instead of an X-ray machine
35 Yo mama's so skinny she can go air gliding on a Dorito

Ha ha ha, this is too funny! I died laughing! - Animefan12

36 Yo mama so skinny she called a toothpick fat
37 Your mama so skinny anorexia beat her
38 Yo mama's so skinny people use her as a tooth pick
39 Yo mama's so skinny if you turned her upside down you could mop the floor with her.
40 Yo mama is so skinny she fell through the atoms of time and turned into dust
41 Yo mama so skinny she uses a Band-Aid for a maxi-pad

Lol I like this one

42 Yo mama so skinny she could go into he house without opening the door
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1. Yo mama so skinny when the wind blew she flew away
2. Yo mama's so skinny her secret hiding place is under the sofa
3. Yo mama so skinny when she goes to work nobody notices her at the cash register
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1. yo mamma so skinny she can dodge rain
2. yo mamma so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it
3. Yo mamma so skinny that she has to run around in the bath just so she can get wet
kayajokes4lyf
1. yo mamma so skinny when she took her first steps her legs snapped
2. yo mamma so skinny when she was pregnant no one noticed
3. yo mamma so skinny when she was about to get hit by a train the train missed
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