Best Yo Mamma So Skinny Jokes
The Top Ten
Ha this ahh I can't spell its just so funny laugh out loud! Ahh not again shoot
I laughed so hard I fell on the floor and I was doing a yo mama battle and I won with this joke it was funny
Oh my gosh that S. So not funny come on people if I say I love coca cola you ll laugh
Hahaeha! These jokes are so well written, I am very amuse! I come to this country from Brazil, hoping to make a living for me and family. I hate this country but. The womans are very friendly. - stefen420p69
These jokes are funny but there really mean you should think about people who are anaresic
Who ever rights these are mean and I'm nine
I don't like any of these jokes they are all stupid
This is simply great! I love it. - Animefan12
This joke is stupid if she skinny you will notice
Pretty dumb: here's a better one, yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real!
Imagine her fighting with the doctor about that! - Animefan12
I think that was hilarious and sad I'm still using it at school though laugh out loud!
Man that's so funny
Yo mama so ugly that her kid can't eat when she's talking to him
That is just stupid, only flat stanley could do that!
That must be yo mama so flexible not skinny. - Animefan12
Laugh out loud. Man! The momma must have starved herself for ages in each of her birth. If she is so skinny, I wonder how does stay on land.
Yo mama so skinny that when she caried a penny she thought that was heavy
That was really funny! Laugh out loud!
That one is funny!
This one is confusing
Laugh out loud I got it, you know how matches are small and thin, mainly wood, well she is that skinny :P
That is stupid because the dad should know that's his daughter
What? I don't get this one!
It is really really good
Was she really that skinny!?
Hahahhahahha this one was hilarious
Laugh out loud so funny best one ever by...pooface
I'm going to use this at school.
This is my list ya'll thanks - kayajokes4lyf
I think that I should be on the number 1 comment list
She can't sit on the toilet. Of course she'll fall in! - Animefan12
The best joke I've ever heard
The best one out of any of the other jokes listed above
Better than the ones above
Good one... better than the other one about pregnancy
That's hilarious... I'm gonna use that
Best joke in the history of jokes ever
This is too funny
LOL! This joke is cool! - Animefan12
I love this one it's just so funny
Lol this is hilarious
That was funny $$$$$.
That shyt was so funny
So lame that I almost laughed
Its going to be funny
Yo that was funny dog
I think it is a bit better than yo mamma so fat jokes. Ha ha
I got a good one... Yo mamma so skinny she can lean against a wall and call her self a human sized portrait.
How about this:
Yo momma so skinny when she stepped onto the scale the reading was in negative numbers!
Sorry, I Guess You Still Have No Money - Oliversky
People stay focused oh look its raining
I like this yo mama's so skinny and small that whenever people lose their keys they ask her if she can go I n their and open it
None of these are funny
This was the best joke ever in the history of jokes
I told it too my friend and he started cring
What a funny thing 👏
I'm gonna use it in my school. - Animefan12
All these jokes are wack
This joke is so bad its not even a joke its really just a statement
Boo no go. Home
This is so sad I'm. Just laughing because it's so stupid and this is just a very very sad joke
I ain't fat. I ain't skinny. What's the point of this joke? - Animefan12
This is so stupid its funny
I don't get it?
Laugh out loud I just thought of that on the spot
I think this one's quite good
Haha that's so funny
Horrible my one year old brother could think of that one
This is so funny! My moms friend is skinny :D
Pretty funny but lame
Yeah, this is a classy. - Animefan12
Hey, this joke is awesome! This should be higher. - Animefan12
Best joke I ever heard
That should be in the top ten!
Talk about skinny AND puny!
Yo momma was so stupid I told her Christmas was round the corner and she went looking for it
This is the only decent one on here
Ascetic joke so funny.
Why can't I be this funny
It's Yo mama so POOR that the ducks threw bread at her. - Animefan12
It is poor not skinny but still funny
LOL! Simply funny! Fell off the chair! - Animefan12
Ha ha ha, this is too funny! I died laughing! - Animefan12
Lol I like this one