Best Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so skinny when she took her first steps her legs snapped

This is simply great! I love it.

These jokes are funny but there really mean you should think about people who are anorexic

Laugh out loud to funny.

2 Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain

Hahaeha! These jokes are so well written, I am very amuse! I come to this country from Brazil, hoping to make a living for me and family. I hate this country but. The womans are very friendly.

That's kind of funny not the best that I've heard though. But funniest out of the list. It was better off number one. All the rest are GAY as hell!

Ha this ahh I can't spell its just so funny laugh out loud! Ahh not again shoot

That is very funny but kinda stupid. Just a little bit.

3 Yo mama so skinny when she was pregnant no one noticed

I think that was hilarious and sad I'm still using it at school though laugh out loud!

Imagine her fighting with the doctor about that!

Funny laugh out loud

That is so funny

4 Yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

Man that's so funny

5 Yo mama so skinny that she has to run around in the bath just so she can get wet

Laugh out loud. Man! The momma must have starved herself for ages in each of her birth. If she is so skinny, I wonder how does stay on land.

That was really funny! Laugh out loud!

That one is funny!

6 Yo mama so skinny when she was about to get hit by a train the train missed

Was she really that skinny!?

It is really really good

7 Yo mama so skinny she fell through the hole of the toilet

Well this is underarted this should be top 5! But it still funny laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

She can't sit on the toilet. Of course she'll fall in!

I'm going to use this at school.

It is so funny

8 Yo mama so skinny when she was little her dad accidentally thought her legs were matchsticks and tried to light up a fire

! I'm crying about this one good one

Laugh out loud I got it, you know how matches are small and thin, mainly wood, well she is that skinny :P

I am going try that

9 Yo mama so skinny she fell through the little lines of the patterns on the chair
10 Yo mama so skinny when the wind blew she flew away

Its going to be funny

The Contenders
11 Yo mama so skinny when she stepped on a scale nothing came up

Yo that was funny dog

Weighed less than a pound!

It was funny, lmfao

I'm going you it

12 Yo mama so skinny when she goes to work nobody notices her at the cash register
13 Yo mama so skinny her secret hiding place is under the sofa
14 Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared
15 Yo mama so skinny she got lost in a pea
16 Yo mama so skinny she only has 1 stripe on her pajamas
17 Yo mama is so skinny that even the letter l is fatter than her

I'm gonna use it in my school.

18 Yo mama so skinny when she ate a meatball I thought she was pregnant

The best? THE BEST?! It's the greatest joke in history
I wish I was lieing I really do

K made my day very good

Wow that is skinny

19 Yo mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door

That's hilarious... I'm gonna use that

This is too funny

K under the door

20 Yo mama so skinny she could not have you
21 Yo mama so skinny when she stepped on the scale the reading was in negative numbers
22 Yo mama so skinny she isn't fat

This is so sad I'm. Just laughing because it's so stupid and this is just a very very sad joke

I think this joke is the best out of every joke in the world!

Haha great! Classic anti-joke.

23 Yo mama is so skinny whenever she sleeps you can't find her in the morning

Haha that's so funny

24 Yo mama is so skinny that when she wants to get out of jail she just goes through the bars

Pretty funny but lame

Yeah, this is a classy.

25 Yo mama so skinny that she hides behind a toothpick.
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