Best Yo Mamma So Skinny Jokes

The Top Ten Best Yo Mamma So Skinny Jokes

1 yo mamma so skinny she can dodge rain

Ha this ahh I can't spell its just so funny laugh out loud! Ahh not again shoot

I laughed so hard I fell on the floor and I was doing a yo mama battle and I won with this joke it was funny

Oh my gosh that S. So not funny come on people if I say I love coca cola you ll laugh

Hahaeha! These jokes are so well written, I am very amuse! I come to this country from Brazil, hoping to make a living for me and family. I hate this country but. The womans are very friendly. - stefen420p69

2 yo mamma so skinny when she took her first steps her legs snapped

These jokes are funny but there really mean you should think about people who are anaresic

Who ever rights these are mean and I'm nine

I don't like any of these jokes they are all stupid

This is simply great! I love it. - Animefan12

3 yo mamma so skinny when she was pregnant no one noticed

This joke is stupid if she skinny you will notice

Pretty dumb: here's a better one, yo mama so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real!

Imagine her fighting with the doctor about that! - Animefan12

I think that was hilarious and sad I'm still using it at school though laugh out loud!

4 yo mamma so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

Man that's so funny

Yo mama so ugly that her kid can't eat when she's talking to him

That is just stupid, only flat stanley could do that!

That must be yo mama so flexible not skinny. - Animefan12

5 Yo mamma so skinny that she has to run around in the bath just so she can get wet

Laugh out loud. Man! The momma must have starved herself for ages in each of her birth. If she is so skinny, I wonder how does stay on land.

Yo mama so skinny that when she caried a penny she thought that was heavy

That was really funny! Laugh out loud!

That one is funny!

6 yo mamma so skinny when she was little her dad accidentally thought her legs were match stick and tried to light up a light up a fire

This one is confusing

Laugh out loud I got it, you know how matches are small and thin, mainly wood, well she is that skinny :P

That is stupid because the dad should know that's his daughter

What? I don't get this one!

7 yo mamma so skinny when she was about to get hit by a train the train missed

It is really really good

Was she really that skinny!?

Hahahhahahha this one was hilarious

Laugh out loud so funny best one ever by...pooface

8 yo mamma so skinny she fell through the hole of the toilet

I'm going to use this at school.

This is my list ya'll thanks - kayajokes4lyf

I think that I should be on the number 1 comment list

She can't sit on the toilet. Of course she'll fall in! - Animefan12

9 Yo mamma so skinny, when she ate a meatball I thought she was pregnant

The best joke I've ever heard

The best one out of any of the other jokes listed above

Better than the ones above

Good one... better than the other one about pregnancy

10 yo mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door

That's hilarious... I'm gonna use that

Best joke in the history of jokes ever

This is too funny

LOL! This joke is cool! - Animefan12

The Contenders

11 yo mamma so skinny she fell through the little lines of the patterns on the chair

I love this one it's just so funny

Lol this is hilarious

That was funny $$$$$.

That shyt was so funny

12 Yo mama so skinny when the wind blew she flew away

So lame that I almost laughed

Its going to be funny

13 yo mamma so skinny when she stepped on a scale nothing came up

Yo that was funny dog

I think it is a bit better than yo mamma so fat jokes. Ha ha

I got a good one... Yo mamma so skinny she can lean against a wall and call her self a human sized portrait.

How about this:
Yo momma so skinny when she stepped onto the scale the reading was in negative numbers!

14 Yo mama so skinny when she goes to work nobody notices her at the cash register

Sorry, I Guess You Still Have No Money - Oliversky

15 Yo mama so skinny that she hides behind a toothpick.

People stay focused oh look its raining

16 Yo mama's so skinny her secret hiding place is under the sofa
17 yo mamma so skinny she turned side ways and disappeared

I like this yo mama's so skinny and small that whenever people lose their keys they ask her if she can go I n their and open it

None of these are funny

This was the best joke ever in the history of jokes

18 Yo mamma's so skinny, she only has 1 stripe on her pajamas

I told it too my friend and he started cring

What a funny thing 👏

19 Your mamma so skinny she got lost in a pea
20 Yo mama is so skinny that even the letter l is fatter than her

I'm gonna use it in my school. - Animefan12

All these jokes are wack

21 Yo mamma so skinny that she isn't fat

This joke is so bad its not even a joke its really just a statement

Boo no go. Home

This is so sad I'm. Just laughing because it's so stupid and this is just a very very sad joke

I ain't fat. I ain't skinny. What's the point of this joke? - Animefan12

22 Yo momma so skinny she could not have you

This is so stupid its funny

I don't get it?

23 Yo momma so skinny when she stepped on the scales the reading was in minus numbers!

Laugh out loud I just thought of that on the spot

24 Yo mama is so skinny whenever she sleeps you cant find her in the morning

I think this one's quite good

Haha that's so funny

25 Yo mama is so skinny that when she wants to get out of jail she just goes through the bars

Horrible my one year old brother could think of that one

This is so funny! My moms friend is skinny :D

Pretty funny but lame

Yeah, this is a classy. - Animefan12

26 Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio

Hey, this joke is awesome! This should be higher. - Animefan12

Best joke I ever heard

That should be in the top ten!

Talk about skinny AND puny!

27 Yo mamma so skinny it ain't even funny.
28 Yo momma so stupid

Yo momma was so stupid I told her Christmas was round the corner and she went looking for it

29 Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch

This is the only decent one on here

I'm dead

30 She is so skinny she could use a fruit loop as a life preserver
31 Your mama so skinny when she was at school she got trampled

Ascetic joke so funny.
Why can't I be this funny

32 Yo mama so skinny the ducks throw bread at her

It's Yo mama so POOR that the ducks threw bread at her. - Animefan12

It is poor not skinny but still funny

33 Yo mommas so skinny she slid through the bottom of the door

LOL! Simply funny! Fell off the chair! - Animefan12

34 Yo momma's so skinny the doctors use a lamp instead of an X-ray machine
35 Yo mama's so skinny she can go air gliding on a Dorito

Ha ha ha, this is too funny! I died laughing! - Animefan12

36 Yo mama so skinny she called a toothpick fat
37 Your mama so skinny anorexia beat her
38 Yo mama's so skinny people use her as a tooth pick
39 Yo mama's so skinny if you turned her upside down you could mop the floor with her.
40 Yo mama is so skinny she fell through the atoms of time and turned into dust
41 Yo mama so skinny she uses a Band-Aid for a maxi-pad

Lol I like this one

42 Yo mama so skinny she could go into he house without opening the door
43 Yo mama so skinny she uses a pool noodle as a sleeping bag
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