“Follow Me Now” Parody of Now Or Never
WARNING: I don’t actually think I deserve followers, this is just a joke.Hello everyone! It’s lovefrombadlands and today, I’m making a parody of an amazing song called Now Or Never so without further ado, let’s begin!
I don’t wanna list make right now
Know all the ideas are taken
But I know I need a following
There’s only 3 people following me
Been through the fall
Such a rapid follower decline
I lost them all
Then 3 new people joined, yeah
Never make a post, never make a list
But I’m running out of followers
Never put proper punctuation on my comments
But now I have to try
Maybe I should make some, make some content
So no more followers decline
Maybe I should make some, make some content
I’ll do it right now because
I want you to follow me now, now, now, now, now, now
Don’t unfollow, hey, hey
I’ll try to make a good list now, now, now, now, now, now
Please just view it, hey, hey
My member score is going down
But that’s impossible, hey, hey
I only make content so you can follow me now, now, now, now, now, now
Don’t unfollow
I’m turning off messages now
People send me mean stuff
Oh, look, I got a follower
But that’s me on a backup account
I just made one list
No one thinks I have potential
It’s not bliss
I actually tried this time, yeah
Never unfollow, please follow me
I’m thinking I might quit
I just made my first post
No one went on it
See, look, I just made some, made some content
I know that it’s bad
See, I just made some, made some content
No views make me mad
I want you to follow me now, now, now, now, now, now
Don’t unfollow, hey, hey
I’ll try to make a good list now, now, now, now, now, now
Please just view it, hey, hey
My member score is going down
But that’s impossible, hey, hey
I only make content so you can follow me now, now, now, now, now, now
Don’t unfollow
I made the post now
I just got some follow
Got some follow
Now you need to do it too
I made the post now
I am getting follow
You need to decide to follow me now, now
I want you to follow me now, now, now, now, now, now
Don’t unfollow, hey, hey
I’ll try to make a good list now, now, now, now, now, now
Please just view it, hey, hey
My member score is going down
But that’s impossible, hey, hey
I only make content so you can follow me now, now, now, now, now, now
Don’t unfollow
Comments
Gangster song
Hey, since this is my username, this should be my theme song.
Coolios, 10 outta 10. - visitor
Was that really a warning at the start? Seems more like a notice - styLIShT
Excellent parody though. Good job - styLIShT
Cool parody! - TheFourthWorld
Awesome parody. 10/10 - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
Lol - TwilightKitsune
Who sings the original? I want to make a parody of this. - visitor
The song is “Now or Never” by Halsey. - visitor