Top Ten Best Squidward Torture Episodes Ever Made

This is any episode where the plot had to do with Squidward getting tortured. This includes good and bad episodes. If there is an episode where Squidward only gets tortured for about 1 scene, it won't make the list. Most of the plot has to do with him getting tortured.

The Top Ten

1 Jellyfishing

This whole plot had to do with squidward getting tortured, but it was for a good reason. He was being mean, and he got punished. - Listproffessor3030

Squidward deserved the torture in this one. The episode itself is brilliant. Love it.

This episode is hilarious, and it's my 4th favorite of the series - NostalgiaMonkey

I think the episode is okay but I don't like some parts

2 The Camping Episode

This is a squidward torture episode done absolutely perfect. Squidward was not listening to the sea bear rules and was laughing about it. So when the sea eat attacked him, he definitely deserved it. - Listproffessor3030

Poor Squidward, although it was his fault for not listening to Spongebob and Patrick.

I laughed so hard when Squidward was getting attacked by the sea bear. He deserved it though. He did everything to attract one and he refused to draw a sea bear circle ⭕️.

3 Club SpongeBob

A lot of people don't like this episode, and I never knew why. There IS a reason he gets tortured. He said the magic conch was stupid and so he got bad luck from it. - Listproffessor3030

4 Naughty Nautical Neighbors

I had a love for this episode but not for squidward, but for Patrick and Spongebob's break up, and being friends again. But I will admit that I did see some Squidward torture. He does get a fork stuck in his mouth because he was laughing at Patrick, but Patrick uses CPR on him and gets it out. Also he's crippled while trying to take Patrick outside because he fell asleep. SpongeBob sees this, and flies and bumps into Squidward healing him. Squidward gets worked up because SpongeBob and Patrick are now not friends with each other, but friends with him. Squidward realizes his mistake trying to make spongebob and Patrick call names at each other. So to get them out of his hair he has a dinner party so they can be friends with soda, but when he turns his back on them they destroy his house.

Arguably the BEST squidward torture episode. This, again was for a reason. Squidward tried to ruin SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship, and got tortured - Listproffessor3030

5 Reef Blower

No one considers this a torture episode but it actually is. The good thing about MOST pre movie torture episodes, is that squidward does something AND THEN he gets tortured. They are never for no reason - Listproffessor3030

What did he do in this episode to deserve the torture

6 Squid's Day Off

This episode isn't physical torture, it is mental torture. And it is done great! - Listproffessor3030

Isn't this the errands episode

Squidward: I won't return to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: I will destroy the Krusty Krab - Goatworlds

Have hou finished those errands?

7 SB-129

I think it's torture for Squidward because he's trying to get back home. But it takes him forever.

He even gets stuck in another dimension

That face is gross enough it's funny

8 Good Neighbors

The first BAD squidward torture episode. And I mean BAD. He was just trying to have a relaxing Sunday. - Listproffessor3030

This is one of the worst spongebob episodes in my opinion!

Poor Squidward - bobbythebrony

I felt bad for Squidward in this one although it was hilarious.

9 Dying for Pie
10 Bubblestand

This episode rocks! I’m not sure if it’s a Squidward Torture episode though.

The Contenders

11 Skill Crane

Arguably this one and squids day off could be seen as ones where squid ward tortures himself squids day off with him thinking sponge bob will destroy the rusty krab while he's out when in reality sponge bob was waiting for him and skill crane with squid ward obsessing with getting a prize from the carne and only getting it when he becomes the crane

Squidward tortures himself in this. Why can't there be more episodes like it

He Called A Little Kid A Loser
And The Little Kid Kicked His Tentacle
Squidward Deserved It In This One

12 Band Geeks
13 Opposite Day

I think it's hilarious because Squidward tries to sell house and tells spongebob not to be annoying with Opposite Day. But spongebob and Patrick are even more annoying while trying to be Squidward

14 Can You Spare a Dime?

Squidward tortures SpongeBob

15 Chocolate With Nuts
16 Bottle Burglars
17 Patrick! The Game

A lot of people don't like this episode, and I never knew why. There IS a reason he gets tortured. He insulted Patrick's ideas for his game and Patrick got back at him for it.

Squidward acted aggorant and jerky to Patrick about his game, so he deserved it. Before his tourment, he told Patrick to explain the game "rules" while they play. Unlike many of other Modern Squidward Torture Episodes, Squidward's torture was satisfied. Same with "The Whole Tooth", "Sold", "Unreal Estate", "Scavenger Pants" and "Chatterbox Gary".

18 Restraining SpongeBob

The beginning of this episode has a scene almost as bad as house fancy. Then, squidward is tortured by Patrick the whole episode. - Listproffessor3030

Poor Squidward.

19 Squilliam Returns
20 The Thing

It wasn't a good episode but it wasn't as bad as other Squidward torture episodes

This episode was horrible! This was such a stupid plot. Plus, if they didn't know it was squidward, WHY WOULD THEY TREAT A PET LIKE THAT!?! - Listproffessor3030

I liked this one - Goatworlds

21 Squid Wood

Yeah, now squidward torture episodes are officially terrible. - Listproffessor3030

22 Choir Boys

One of the most infamous torture episodes, and in my opinion, the worst - Listproffessor3030

23 The Lost Mattress

In this episodes Squidward deserves the torture

24 Culture Shock
25 Squidward In Clarinetland

This is a mental torture episode, but it is actually one of my favorite episodes in the show! Just because it is weird doesn't mean it is bad - Listproffessor3030

26 Don't Look Now

This is a torture episode ACTUALLY DONE CORRECTLY! He is mean to SpongeBob and Patrick and gets tortured. - Listproffessor3030

27 Once Bitten
28 Fools In April

This is mental torture, and it's one of the best episodes I've watched. The fact that Squidward becomes hysterical at the end is very out of character for him, so he must have been crazy tortured.

29 SquidBob TentaclePants

I honestly didn't think this episode was that bad. Even though there wasn't a reason he had to be tortured by being put together like that. - Listproffessor3030

30 That Sinking Feeling

Only good Squidward Torture Porn nowadays - Goatworlds

31 I Heart Dancing
32 Boat Smarts

He gets tortured for having boat smarts... - Listproffessor3030

Yeah he gets crushed for no reason

33 Good Ol' Whatshisname

This whole plot was made to torture squidward. And, this is the first time I have ever seen squidward go to jail - Listproffessor3030

Mr krabs should've went to jail for making the scam

34 Breath of Fresh Squidward

SpongeBob yelling at squidward at the end of this episode actually made me feel really bad for squidward. That is saying a lot - Listproffessor3030

The ending sucked because SpongeBob was such a gigantic jerk! - Goatworlds

Its actually kind of good

35 House Fancy House Fancy is the first season 6 episode from the TV series “Spongebob Squarepants”. In this episode, Squidward tries to make his house fancy so he could beat his rival at making a fancy house and Spongebob comes along to help.

You know why this got on the list. BUT it is one of the only torture episodes where squidward won I the end - Listproffessor3030

He wins though

In this episode, squidwards toenail gets ripped off, yeah stay away from this episode

36 Slide Whistle Stooges

SpongeBob uses the slide whistle and nothing happens to him. Squidward does it, and everybody hates him - Listproffessor3030

37 Giant Squidward

This is bad, but I can't explain why - Listproffessor3030

38 Boating Buddies

Now this is a Squidward Torture Porn done right. He broke the law, so he got punished for it.

This is one of the creepiest episodes ever made - Listproffessor3030

SpongeBob Is Such A Pervert In This Episode

39 Cephalopod Lodge

He was tortured just because they saw that he was happy... - Listproffessor3030

40 Squids Visit

This is the creepiest episode ever made - Listproffessor3030

41 Tentacle Vision

I actually liked it (Don't kill me) - Goatworlds

It was kinda funny.

They just had to ruin his T.V. show for, what reason? - Listproffessor3030

42 Smooth Jazz In Bikini Bottom

This time it's not really sponge bob doing the torturing, it's PATRICK! Yeah, this is a torture and a Patrick a prick episode. - Listproffessor3030

43 Are You Happy Now

They played squidwards depression way too seriously. It is almost like he actually has a problem. Then there is that joke about him killing himself - Listproffessor3030

44 Squid Baby Squid Baby is a Spongebob Squarepants episode from season 9 where Squidward slams his head on a mailbox which causes his head to swell up which makes him look and act like a baby.

This episode is very bad! How many times does squidward hit his head? - Listproffessor3030

45 A Friendly Game
46 Jellyfish Jam
47 Pineapple Fever
48 Just One Bite
49 Suction Cup Symphony
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