Top Ten Best Squidward Torture Episodes Ever Made

This is any episode where the plot had to do with Squidward getting tortured. This includes good and bad episodes. If there is an episode where Squidward only gets tortured for about 1 scene, it won't make the list. Most of the plot has to do with him getting tortured.
The Top Ten
1 Jellyfishing

This whole plot had to do with squidward getting tortured, but it was for a good reason. He was being mean, and he got punished.

It definitely is a squidward torture episode, but has hilarious comedy to go with it.
My favorite part is when Patrick tries to help Squidward eat soup.
All in all its just a good episode and deserves to be on this list and the top 10 episodes of season 1.

Squidward deserved the torture in this one. The episode itself is brilliant. Love it.

This episode is hilarious, and it's my 4th favorite of the series

2 The Camping Episode

This is a squidward torture episode done absolutely perfect. Squidward was not listening to the sea bear rules and was laughing about it. So when the sea eat attacked him, he definitely deserved it.

Poor Squidward, although it was his fault for not listening to Spongebob and Patrick.

I laughed so hard when Squidward was getting attacked by the sea bear. He deserved it though. He did everything to attract one and he refused to draw a sea bear circle ⭕️.

3 Naughty Nautical Neighbors

I had a love for this episode but not for squidward, but for Patrick and Spongebob's break up, and being friends again. But I will admit that I did see some Squidward torture. He does get a fork stuck in his mouth because he was laughing at Patrick, but Patrick uses CPR on him and gets it out. Also he's crippled while trying to take Patrick outside because he fell asleep. SpongeBob sees this, and flies and bumps into Squidward healing him. Squidward gets worked up because SpongeBob and Patrick are now not friends with each other, but friends with him. Squidward realizes his mistake trying to make spongebob and Patrick call names at each other. So to get them out of his hair he has a dinner party so they can be friends with soda, but when he turns his back on them they destroy his house.

Arguably the BEST squidward torture episode. This, again was for a reason. Squidward tried to ruin SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship, and got tortured

4 Club SpongeBob

A lot of people don't like this episode, and I never knew why. There IS a reason he gets tortured. He said the magic conch was stupid and so he got bad luck from it.

5 Reef Blower

No one considers this a torture episode but it actually is. The good thing about MOST pre movie torture episodes, is that squidward does something AND THEN he gets tortured. They are never for no reason

What did he do in this episode to deserve the torture

6 Squid's Day Off

Technically squidward was tourturing himself in this episode because he he wa being paranoid about spongebob destroying the krusty krab but spongbob just sat there waiting for hem to finish his errands

This episode isn't physical torture, it is mental torture. And it is done great!

Squidward: I won't return to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: I will destroy the Krusty Krab

Isn't this the errands episode

7 SB-129

I think it's torture for Squidward because he's trying to get back home. But it takes him forever.

He even gets stuck in another dimension

That face is gross enough it's funny

8 Good Neighbors

The first BAD squidward torture episode. And I mean BAD. He was just trying to have a relaxing Sunday.

This is the one where he has to do community service for the town on Sundays after his house destroyed the town.

I felt bad for Squidward in this one although it was hilarious.

This is one of the worst spongebob episodes in my opinion!

9 Skill Crane

Arguably this one and squids day off could be seen as ones where squid ward tortures himself squids day off with him thinking sponge bob will destroy the rusty krab while he's out when in reality sponge bob was waiting for him and skill crane with squid ward obsessing with getting a prize from the carne and only getting it when he becomes the crane

Squidward tortures himself in this. Why can't there be more episodes like it

10 Dying for Pie
The Contenders
11 Opposite Day

I think it's hilarious because Squidward tries to sell house and tells spongebob not to be annoying with Opposite Day. But spongebob and Patrick are even more annoying while trying to be Squidward

12 Patrick! The Game

Squidward acted aggorant and jerky to Patrick about his game, so he deserved it. Before his tourment, he told Patrick to explain the game "rules" while they play. Unlike many of other Modern Squidward Torture Episodes, Squidward's torture was satisfied. Same with "The Whole Tooth", "Sold", "Unreal Estate", "Scavenger Pants" and "Chatterbox Gary".

A lot of people don't like this episode, and I never knew why. There IS a reason he gets tortured. He insulted Patrick's ideas for his game and Patrick got back at him for it.

13 Restraining SpongeBob

The beginning of this episode has a scene almost as bad as house fancy. Then, squidward is tortured by Patrick the whole episode.

Poor Squidward.

14 Bubblestand
15 Squilliam Returns
16 SquidBob TentaclePants "SquidBob TentaclePants" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 4. In this episode, SpongeBob and Squidward get morphed together.

I honestly didn't think this episode was that bad. Even though there wasn't a reason he had to be tortured by being put together like that.

17 The Thing

This episode was horrible! This was such a stupid plot. Plus, if they didn't know it was squidward, WHY WOULD THEY TREAT A PET LIKE THAT!?!

It wasn't a good episode but it wasn't as bad as other Squidward torture episodes

I liked this one

18 Squid Wood

Yeah, now squidward torture episodes are officially terrible.

19 The Lost Mattress

In this episodes Squidward deserves the torture

20 Squidward In Clarinetland

This is a mental torture episode, but it is actually one of my favorite episodes in the show! Just because it is weird doesn't mean it is bad

21 Can You Spare a Dime?

Squidward tortures SpongeBob

22 Once Bitten
23 Fools In April

This is mental torture, and it's one of the best episodes I've watched. The fact that Squidward becomes hysterical at the end is very out of character for him, so he must have been crazy tortured.

24 Squid Baby Squid Baby is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season 9 where Squidward slams his head on a mailbox which causes his head to swell up which makes him look and act like a baby.

This episode is very bad! How many times does squidward hit his head?

25 That Sinking Feeling

Only good Squidward Torture Porn nowadays

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