How To Be A Big Name YouTuber!

ArpstaAmy333 Hello friends, my name is ArpstaAmy333 and today I'm going to show you how to be a big name YouTuber!

Step 1

The first step is simple, create a name for yourself that says alot about you here are some examples:

SatanLover666

BigSh1t222

GhettoGirl777

Step 2

Come up with a witty idea for a YouTube video like vlogging, if you don't know copy someone else because you get more views that way!

Step 3

Now let's have some fun! Record your video with a camera with 1080p quality. Make sure to swear lots, even replace commas with one of them. This step is important, at the end of your masterpiece, make sure you tell everyone to like, favourite, share, tweet yadda yadda yadda, all of that social stuff.

Step 4

Edit the video, like a pro, make sure you use comic sans for everything you write.

Step 5

Now it's time to make the thumbnail, a prostitute will look lovely with her big breasts in that thumbnail with a picture of you beside her.

Step 6

Make sure the title relates to the thumbnail, make sure it's written in all caps.

Step 7

Rake in 1,000,000 views and 10,000,000 subscribers and cash!

Step 8

Repeat all of these steps.

HAHAHA I was only joking by the way. Don't do this OK, dear children.

Comments

What do you mean you were only joking? This is pretty accurate. And funny. - PositronWildhawk

I know right! ^U^ - visitor

Shane dawson in a nutshell. - Cazaam

That's True That's true That's true - visitor

eeyup - ArpstaAmy333

There is another step to being a mainstream Youtuber: beg people to buy your t-shirts and other pointless merchandise related to your Chanel! - visitor

"HAY GUISE! Thanks 4 WATCHIN DIS VIDEEO! Don't 4GET 2 LYKE COMENT AN SUBSCREBE AN BYE ARE MERCANDICE, CHAIR DIS VIDEEO WIT your FAMILI AN FREND US ON FAECBOK, FOLLO US ON TWITER AN TMBLR! BUY GUISE! "_Random YouTuber #1 - ArpstaAmy333