Top Ten Biggest Nonces


The Top Ten

1 McJuggerNugget
2 Andy Dick Andy Dick Andrew Roane "Andy" Dick is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Throughout his career, Dick has experienced arrests, legal issues, and controversies. Some of his most offensive moments include indecent exposure, drug intoxication, saying insensitive and racist remarks, more.

Well, what do expect someone with his name to be? - Skullkid755

3 Rick Ross Rick Ross William Leonard Roberts II, better known by his stage name Rick Ross, is an American rapper and entrepreneur.

Rick Ross is a literal, actual nonce. - WonkeyDude98

4 Rick Scott
5 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

Get off the list - EpicJake

6 Chris Brown

This list is actually funny, if in the slightest bit. - WonkeyDude98

7 Puga

Imagine being in the top 10 on your own list.

Number one needed. I am a winner, I want to win. - Puga

Fact - DCfnaf

Fools trying to tarnish my reputation. I've had sex with more women than you virgins will ever see in your life. - Puga

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8 Admin

Hey, he made a policy for the children... - IronSabbathPriest

I think Admin got mad that he was in the top 11, so he dropped himself down the list. - EpicJake

Oh admin. You think we are kids. Surprised I hadn't gotten suspended yet. - EpicJake

Lol...on his own website listed as top 11 haha. I can't imagine that.

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9 3pac
10 MattyBRaps

Even if this list is funny, I'm still not a fan of the way you misuse the word nonce, even as a joke. - WonkeyDude98

Isn't nonce slang for pedophile. If so, what? - bobbythebrony

White male. Avoid. - Puga

Nah, remixes ruined my list. - Puga

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The Newcomers

? Ben Chapman

The Contenders

11 Shanta Ronaldo

What a big nonce - LarrytheFairy

Soon going to become Stan from Eminem. May be an idolo, but still a nonce. - Puga

12 Ben Jones
13 Sam Pepper Sam Pepper
14 KSI

Watermelon eating nonce. Raps about Houdini. Pretends to know what a Kilimanjaro is. - Puga

15 Jacob Sartorius Jacob Sartorius Jacob Sartorius was born in Oklahoma. Jacob is a singer known for his top 90 hit Sweatshirt, which amassed over a million YouTube dislikes in less than a year, and other singles ABC remix and clips. Jacob Sarorius has a YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, and other Social Media.

Some kid. he used musically like bots to get fame, he needs to be stopped, HUGE NONCE!

16 Go Compare Man

Overweight. Single terribly. Annoying. Poor mustache. Italian stereotype. Nonce. - Puga

The biggest nonce since 2009.

17 Jafar

His name is Jafar, he comes from afar, with a bomb in his car, Alluha Akbar. Complete nonce. - Puga

In one of my dream School jagar took of his shirt and yelled Allahu Akbar. - AlphaQ

18 Apu

Owns a food mart. Eats curry. Has bum cancer from all the curry. Avoid, he's a nonce. - Puga

Super glad you're going out by making us all laugh, James. Peace be with you. - PositronWildhawk

19 Tinky-Winky

Very big nonce. Plays laugh tracks. - Puga

100%.. touched me on a number of occasions

20 Toys In Japan

"5 little hitlers jumping on the bed"
See, this is why. - TeamRocket747

21 Jimmy Savile Jimmy Savile Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile, commonly known as Jimmy Savile, was an English DJ, television and radio personality, alleged child rapist, dance hall manager, and charity fundraiser.
22 Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in the 2016 election.
23 Rafi Fine

YouTuber. Likes copyrighting words. Nonce. - Puga

24 David Cameron

Likes pigs too much. Blimey, what a propah nonce. - Puga

25 Adam Sandler Adam Sandler
26 Rodrigo Duterte Rodrigo Duterte Rodrigo "Rody" Roa Duterte, also known by the nickname Digong, is a Filipino lawyer and politician of Visayan descent who is the President-elect of the Philippines after topping the official Congressional canvass for the 2016 election.
27 Christian Weston Chandler Christian Weston Chandler Christian Weston Chandler (Who is now known as Christine Weston Chandler), best known as Chris-chan, is an Autistic man who is the creator of the infamous webcomic Sonichu. He was discovered by trolls in 2007, which lead to him retaliating. In 2011, he came out as a tomgirl and started cross-dressing; more.
28 SoFloAntonio

(Gone SEXUAL) - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

29 Grandpa Seth
30 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.
31 Tyga Tyga Micheal Ray Stevenson, known by his stage name Tyga, is an American hip hop recording artist. In 2011, Tyga signed a recording contract with Young Money Entertainment, Cash Money Records and Republic Records.

Tyga is an actual, literal nonce. Then again, literally anyone who screws Kylie Jenner at any age (she recently turned 18) is a nonce. - WonkeyDude98

32 Jason Derulo Jason Derulo Jason Joel Desrouleaux, better known by his stage name Jason Derulo (an alternate spelling of his surname), is an American singer, songwriter, and dancer. He is best known for his singles such as "Whatcha Say", "Ridin' Solo", "In My Head", "What If", "Wiggle", "Talk Dirty", "Trumpets" and "Want To Want more.
33 Andrew Wilson
34 Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election.
35 Liv Rooney Liv Rooney Olivia "Liv" Rooney is one of the two main protagonists of the Disney Channel original series Liv and Maddie, along with her identical twin sister and best friend Maddie. She is 16 years old and is the oldest member of the Rooney children. Liv also has two younger brothers and two parents who work at more.
36 Kyle Broflovski Kyle Broflovski
37 George W Bush George W Bush George Walker Bush is an American politician who served as the 43rd President of the United States from 2001 to 2009 and 46th Governor of Texas from 1995 to 2000. The eldest son of Barbara and George H. W.
38 Adele Adele Adele Laurie Blue Adkins is an English singer and songwriter. Graduating from the BRIT School for Performing Arts and Technology in 2006, Adele was given a recording contract by XL Recordings after a friend posted her demo on Myspace the same year. She is best known with her international hit singles more.

Tsk! Tsk! Puga your Irish grammar! The word is too MANY crumpets, sweetie. Not too MUCH :). - Britgirl

39 Keemstar Keemstar
40 MattyB MattyB
41 Pep Guardiola
42 LeafyIsHere
43 Jerry Sandusky Jerry Sandusky Gerald Arthur Sandusky is an American convicted serial rapist, child molester and retired college football coach. 'Sandusky held various coaching positions at Pennsylvania State University (more commonly known as simply Penn State) for THIRTY years, being highly regarded for his consistent ability to more.
44 Rick Santorum Rick Santorum
45 Mark Bridger Mark Bridger Mark Bridger is a pedophile who is best known for abducting April Jones, killing her and disposing of her body. He is currently in prison for life.
46 Gary Glitter Gary Glitter Gary Glitter is a former glam rock singer and songwriter. He sold over 20 million records and regained media attention in 1999 when child pornography were found on his laptop and committed sex offences with children. He was sentenced to 17 years in prison in 2015.
47 elisocray
48 RiceGum RiceGum

Oatmeal and chicken sniffing nonce - B1ueNew

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2. Andy Dick
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