Top Ten Biggest Nonces


The Top Ten

1 McJuggerNugget

He jugged my nuggets

Psycho dad and him touched me

Sucks willy

Stinky nonce

2 Andy Dick Andy Dick Andrew Roane "Andy" Dick is an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Throughout his career, Dick has experienced arrests, legal issues, and controversies. Some of his most offensive moments include indecent exposure, drug intoxication, saying insensitive and racist remarks, more.

Well, what do expect someone with his name to be? - Skullkid755

3 Rick Ross Rick Ross William Leonard Roberts II, better known by his stage name Rick Ross, is an American rapper and entrepreneur.
4 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

I wanked your dad

Get off the list - EpicJake

5 Rick Scott
6 Chris Brown

This list is actually funny, if in the slightest bit. - WonkeyDude98

7 3pac


8 Puga

Imagine being in the top 10 on your own list.

Number one needed. I am a winner, I want to win. - Puga

Fact - DCfnaf

So true.

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9 Admin

Hey, he made a policy for the children... - IronSabbathPriest

I think Admin got mad that he was in the top 11, so he dropped himself down the list. - EpicJake

Oh admin. You think we are kids. Surprised I hadn't gotten suspended yet. - EpicJake

Imagine being eleventh on your own website. - Puga

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10 MattyBRaps

Even if this list is funny, I'm still not a fan of the way you misuse the word nonce, even as a joke. - WonkeyDude98

Isn't nonce slang for pedophile. If so, what? - bobbythebrony

White male. Avoid. - Puga

Ugh...he just can't rap. - RiverClanRocks

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The Contenders

11 Ben Jones
12 Sam Pepper Sam Pepper
13 Shanta Ronaldo

What a big nonce - LarrytheFairy

Soon going to become Stan from Eminem. May be an idolo, but still a nonce. - Puga

14 Jacob Sartorius Jacob Sartorius Rolf Jacob Sartorius (known by his middle name), born October 2, 2002, is an American singer and internet personality, who rose to fame via social media from posting lip-syncing videos on and his Vines (on Vine). In 2016, he released his debut single "Sweatshirt", which reached the Hot 100 more.

Some kid. he used musically like bots to get fame, he needs to be stopped, HUGE NONCE!

15 KSI

Watermelon eating nonce. Raps about Houdini. Pretends to know what a Kilimanjaro is. - Puga

16 Go Compare Man

He is a big strokey nonce

Overweight. Single terribly. Annoying. Poor mustache. Italian stereotype. Nonce. - Puga

The biggest nonce since 2009.

17 Jafar

His name is Jafar, he comes from afar, with a bomb in his car, Alluha Akbar. Complete nonce. - Puga

In one of my dream School jagar took of his shirt and yelled Allahu Akbar. - AlphaQ

18 Apu

Owns a food mart. Eats curry. Has bum cancer from all the curry. Avoid, he's a nonce. - Puga

Super glad you're going out by making us all laugh, James. Peace be with you. - PositronWildhawk

19 Toys In Japan

"5 little hitlers jumping on the bed"
See, this is why. - TeamRocket747

20 Tinky-Winky

Very big nonce. Plays laugh tracks. - Puga

100%.. touched me on a number of occasions

21 Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2008 and 2016 elections.

Big nonce right here

22 Jimmy Savile Jimmy Savile Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile, commonly known as Jimmy Savile, was an English DJ, television and radio personality, alleged child rapist, dance hall manager, and charity fundraiser.
23 Memeulous

Hides his face because he nonces on kids. #prayforImAllex

Top shagger. Probably bummed a few kids in his time. As Callum says, avoid at all costs.


24 Rafi Fine

YouTuber. Likes copyrighting words. Nonce. - Puga

25 LeafyIsHere LeafyIsHere

Dirty bloody fiend

Dirty chin nonce

26 David Cameron

Likes pigs too much. Blimey, what a propah nonce. - Puga

27 Adam Sandler Adam Sandler Adam Richard Sandler is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member, Sandler went on to star in many Hollywood feature films that combined have grossed over $2 billion at the box office.
28 Rodrigo Duterte Rodrigo Duterte Rodrigo "Rody" Roa Duterte, also known by the nickname Digong, is a Filipino lawyer and politician of Visayan descent who is the President-elect of the Philippines after topping the official Congressional canvass for the 2016 election.
29 Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders Bernard "Bernie" Sanders is an independent American Senator from Vermont and was a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in the 2016 election.

Big fecking stroking nonce

30 Pep Guardiola

Big city nonce

31 Christian Weston Chandler Christian Weston Chandler Christian Weston Chandler (Who is now known as Christine Weston Chandler), best known as Chris-chan, is an Autistic man who is the creator of the infamous webcomic Sonichu. He was discovered by trolls in 2007, which lead to him retaliating. In 2011, he came out as a tomgirl and started cross-dressing; more.
32 RiceGum RiceGum

Oatmeal and chicken sniffing nonce - B1ueNew

33 Ben Chapman
34 Joel Schumacher
35 SoFloAntonio

(Gone SEXUAL) - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

36 Grandpa Seth
37 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt more.
38 Tyga Tyga Micheal Ray Stevenson, known by his stage name Tyga, is an American hip hop recording artist. In 2011, Tyga signed a recording contract with Young Money Entertainment, Cash Money Records and Republic Records.
39 Jason Derulo Jason Derulo Jason Joel Desrouleaux, better known by his stage name Jason Derulo (an alternate spelling of his surname), is an American singer, songwriter, and dancer. He is best known for his singles such as "Whatcha Say", "Ridin' Solo", "In My Head", "What If", "Wiggle", "Talk Dirty", "Trumpets" and "Want To Want more.
40 Andrew Wilson
41 Liv Rooney Liv Rooney Olivia "Liv" Rooney is one of the two main protagonists of the Disney Channel original series Liv and Maddie, along with her identical twin sister and best friend Maddie. She is 16 years old and is the oldest member of the Rooney children. Liv also has two younger brothers and two parents who work at more.
42 Kyle Broflovski Kyle Broflovski Kyle Broflovski is a main character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by and loosely based on co-creator Matt Stone.
43 George W Bush George W Bush George Walker Bush is an American politician who served as the 43rd President of the United States from 2001 to 2009 and 46th Governor of Texas from 1995 to 2000. The eldest son of Barbara and George H. W.
44 Adele Adele Adele Laurie Blue Adkins is an English singer and songwriter. Graduating from the BRIT School for Performing Arts and Technology in 2006, Adele was given a recording contract by XL Recordings after a friend posted her demo on Myspace the same year. She is best known with her international hit singles more.

Tsk! Tsk! Puga your Irish grammar! The word is too MANY crumpets, sweetie. Not too MUCH :). - Britgirl

45 Keemstar Keemstar Daniel M. Keem, better known online as Keemstar, Killer Keemstar, and formally DJ Keemstar, is an American YouTuber and online news reporter, best known for being the creator, producer and host of the YouTube drama show, DramaAlert, a source for news within YouTube. He is also one of the founding members more.
46 MattyB MattyB

His Black Eyed Peas - My Humps cover says it all.

47 Jerry Sandusky Jerry Sandusky Gerald Arthur Sandusky is an American convicted serial rapist, child molester and retired college football coach. 'Sandusky held various coaching positions at Pennsylvania State University (more commonly known as simply Penn State) for THIRTY years, being highly regarded for his consistent ability to more.
48 Rick Santorum Rick Santorum
49 Mark Bridger Mark Bridger Mark Bridger is a pedophile who is best known for abducting April Jones, killing her and disposing of her body. He is currently in prison for life.
50 Gary Glitter Gary Glitter Gary Glitter is a former glam rock singer and songwriter. He sold over 20 million records and regained media attention in 1999 when child pornography were found on his laptop and committed sex offences with children. He was sentenced to 17 years in prison in 2015.
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Top Remixes

1. McJuggerNugget
2. Andy Dick
3. Rick Ross
1. KSI
2. MattyBRaps
3. Jafar


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