Another Rant on the Emoji Movie

MegaSoulhero
Well, there's only a few days left until the animated abomination known as the Emoji Movie comes out. Why was this even made? It's clear that Sony is so desperate for money that they wanted to take something that is so popular among other people and exploit it to make money! But judging by the amount of negativity coming from people who saw the trailers, the movie is most likely going to bomb! I doubt it will make a lot of money! This is still such a stupid idea for a movie!

This is just sad! This is just unbelievable! I can't believe anyone would think this would be a good idea for a movie! Even the people responsible for the movie know that it's going to be crap! Apparently the review embargo isn't supposed to lift until Friday! When the movie comes out! They're anticipating that the movie is going to get negative reviews! You know a movie is terrible when they prevent early reviews! Just look at the other movies that are coming out this weekend! They have all been getting positive reviews! Except for A Family Man but whatever. The Emoji Movie is the only movie coming out this weekend that hasn't gotten any reviews yet! This shows that they're scared! They're scared because they are expecting a lot of people to hate the film! It's so obvious! Even the reviews for the recent Transformers movie didn't come until the movie came out! And everyone hated that movie! So even Sony doesn't think they're movie is good! How are we supposed to trust a company that doesn't have faith in their own movie?

This pretty much proves that the movie sucks! I don't understand why the came up with this movie in the first place, though! Each trailer looks like crap! It's full of unfunny jokes and has an unoriginal plot! I will say something positive though. The human designs look pretty good. In fact, they should've made a movie all about them. The designs of the emoji characters are just stupid and lazy! T.J. Miller and James Corden have stated that they both like the movie. But that's basically because they're in the movie! We don't know if they're being honest or not! If the movie is anything like the trailers, it probably isn't good! I can't find any reason to see this pile of garbage! Just don't see the movie! Do not under any circumstances waste your money on this crap! It's gonna be terrible! Anyway, join me in my next post in which I review Dunkirk.

Comments

Animat is going to tear up Sony once he sees and reviews The Emoji Movie. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Whoever made this movie must really hate humanity - TwilightKitsune

Or in this case, mocking it. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Was there really a point on ranting about it twice? It is a stupid movie, but I think we got the message already. Either way, I saw the story and it looks like a very cliche and predictable plot with nothing special whatsoever. - DCfnaf

2 days left until cringe hits a theater near you. - Cartoonfan202

Lol, "abomination" is right. - visitor

Add 'against humanity' - visitor

It's a ripoff of Wreck-it Ralph, Inside Out and The LEGO Movie combined. Since when did I ever see an Emoji like this? --> https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/emojimovie/images/b/b8/Jailbreak.png/revision/latest? cb=20170526203327

That's just Sony Pictures' pathetic attempt to make a knockoff of Wyldstyle from The LEGO Movie! - TheYoshiPyro64

I'm trying so hard to find this online so I can write a review of it without having to pay to see the trash movie.

On the bright side, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul, another 2017 film I predicted would be garbage is now on 123movies. That will probably end up being my next film review now. Lol. - DCfnaf

I SAW IT - visitor

So how horrible was it? - MegaSoulhero

F - visitor

This movie doesn't want to show up on imdb's bottom 100, it got 1.4/10 - VideoGamefan5

Also how is pewdiepie the worst youtuber ever, jake paul is way worse - VideoGamefan5

Apparently, people are making sarcastic memes about how "The Emoji Movie" is a masterpiece :P.

It sucks, even the ones who are making the memes acknowledge that, but I guess its fun to toy with people by mocking the film further by calling it a "piece of art".

If it is really bad, might as well watch "Batman and Robin" instead. I know that's bad too, but there's there's an entertainment factor to it if you watch it with a certain mindset :/. - CrimsonShark

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