💩 DCfnaf Movie Reviews: The Emoji Movie 💩

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WARNING: Some viewers may disagree with this review. If you do, PLEASE respect my opinion and let me know NICELY why you have yours. Thank you.

Are you all ready to hear the biggest surprise of the year?

Well, here it is: The Emoji Movie was horrific.

*GASP*!!!!!!!!!! I...I'm shocked. HOW WILL I EVER LIVE THIS DOWN??? THIS CLEARLY HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND WAS TOTALLY NOT BANKRUPT FROM THE START. WHAT A SHOCKING CONCLUSION!!!!!

But seriously, this was a complete nightmare. I didn’t expect it to be worse than the trailers were, but it was. It’s the lamest concept you could come up with for a movie, so of course it sucked. If you’re wondering why there’s so much 💩 all over this review and on your computer screen, just remember what is getting reviewed here and your question will be answered instantly.

*Sigh*...why am I even doing this?

The Emoji Movie centers on Gene (T.J. Miller), a “meh” emoji, who is very different from his fellow emojis. Everyone around him is forced to be one specific thing: happy, angry, a tree, a colon, etc. Gene doesn’t have the ability to keep one emotion on his face because he has several different emotions to showcase. When he doesn’t hold his emotion and is scanned to go on Alex’s phone, our antagonist (Maya Rudolph) wants to delete him out of existence, so he needs to find a hacker emoji (Anna Faris) in order to get reprogrammed.

What made me despise this garbage from the very beginning is that the humor is freaking deplorable. I literally didn’t laugh once throughout the entire experience, and that’s mainly because they keep using the same unfunny, atrocious jokes over and over again. Most of them are based around which emoji the scene is focusing on. These jokes are funny because the characters are meh emojis! These jokes are funny because the character is a donut! These jokes are funny because…okay, you get the point. One character in particular though makes the repetitive humor even more irritating, and that’d be Sir Patrick Stewart’s character. The man who was Charles Xavier in Logan literally voices a walking pile of 💩 in this movie and the only jokes that revolve around him are toilet puns such as “do your duty”, “we all have accidents”, and “we’re Number 2”. Get it? Cause he’s a pile of 💩??? Isn’t that so funny? Oh wait, it isn’t funny in the slightest. If your joke wasn’t funny the first time, chances are that it’s not going to funny the 80th. This makes for an incredibly predictable and boring experience as well as a waste of your time.

The incredibly bland and cliche characters do not make this “movie” worthwhile either. Gene is very stereotypical character who is insecure and wants to find out who he is really meant to be. He is an atrociously written protagonist because he really does not learn anything throughout the course of this “movie” other than “It’s okay to be who I am!” Hi-5 (James Corden), who is a hand emoji that Gene makes friends with, is easily one of the most detestable animated characters of all time. He is an annoying nuisance who serves absolutely no purpose to the narrative at all and only exists to pad out the “movie’s” length and to be stupid and random for the children. Jailbreak, the hacker emoji, is halfway tolerable compared to the rest of the awful characters in the movie, but her character is basically a ripoff of Wyldstyle from The Lego Movie. Seriously, look at their character designs and personalities side by side and tell me what you see.

Speaking of ripoffs, this “movie” is a ripoff of not only one, but THREE MOVIES. Part of the plot focuses on a human character named Alex, who lives in the real world and is your average school student. Inside his phone are where the emojis in this “movie” are located and they control what emoji pops up on his phone. This concept is incredibly similar to Inside Out, a movie with characters who have their own specific emotions that they follow and they control everything Riley, the human character, does. It’s not point for point, but that’s like saying Johnny Test isn’t a ripoff of Dexter’s Laboratory because the concept is changed slightly. The concept of each app on the phone being its own unique world is similar to how the characters in Wreck It Ralph visited different video games in the arcade, and each game was its own unique world. This is also very similar to The Lego Movie for the exact same reason. This is lazy writing at its finest and was so clearly done out of a lack of creative potential and heart. The “Be Yourself” message that the “movie” “teaches” proves this even further, because it shows that they didn’t care about finding a meaningful, original lesson to teach kids.

This lazy writing and plagiarism was done for one simple reason though: The only thing the “movie” really cared about was the product placement. It’s so unsubtle that you will want to toss a knife at the freaking projector. Candy Crush, YouTube, Just Dance (because that’s apparently a phone app now), Spotify, Dropbox, and basically any other social media platform/app/game makes an appearance in the “film” as either a setting or a plot point. I’m not even joking when I say that they literally dedicate TWO WHOLE MINUTES of the “movie’s” runtime to having the characters actually PLAY Candy Crush. What makes this even worse is that when all of these apps are visited, they toss in loads of memes as well as internet culture that was popular from the past few years. In YouTube, they have the Pen Pineapple Apple Pen video and some cat videos being played. In Spotify, they have “Watch Me” by Silento, “Cheerleader” by Omi, and bunch of other crappy pop songs being streamed. The most annoying thing is that most of these memes aren’t even relevant anymore. People will just roll their eyes at this nonsense because it was “so two years ago”. I can’t even imagine how poorly this “film” is going to age in ten years when none of this will even be remembered. I forgot that the Pen Pineapple Apple Pen video even existed until I watched this for Christ’s sake!!!

But the overall problem with this crap that caused every other issue we’ve covered thus far to occur is simply that the people behind this “movie” just don’t care much. They didn’t even try to make something with good quality, and it’s pretty damn insulting. The film’s entire purpose was clear from the very beginning, and just watching one of the trailers proves it. Sony’s evil plan was to steal the concept of not only one, but THREE films (which were actually GOOD), make the characters a thing that this generation adores (in this case, emojis), shove as many products and memes as possible into the mix to get people’s attention/money, put in a lazy and heartless “be yourself” message, and BOOM, you have a way to absorb people’s money. Even the TITLE is unoriginal. You really couldn’t think of a more creative title than “The Emoji Movie”??? I can tell that you guys did not care in the slightest.

Final Thoughts/Recommendation

The day I recommend watching The Emoji Movie is the day I shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather poke a piece of 💩 with a stick for an hour straight as opposed to viewing this heartless, dull, pandering, empty mess of a product ever again. Don’t you just hate it when you’re watching your favorite television program when suddenly a commercial comes on and interrupts it? Well, imagine that, but it’s interrupting 80 minutes of your life. The countless number of scenes that contain memes and internet culture from the past half of the decade is ridiculous, the unsubtle product placement is insulting, the concept is the most laughable thing anyone could've possibly thought up, and it shamelessly steals from three movies in order for it to even try and hold itself together. You have precious, valuable time on this planet that can be used for a lot of things. You have a family to love, friends to hang out with, music to listen to, and, of course, movies to watch. Watching The Emoji Movie is wasting that valuable time, and you're only harming yourself by bothering to go watch it. Please don't support these dipwads, I truly believe that they just want you to buy all of their products and make them filthy rich.

I’ve never been more proud in my entire TTT career to give a film the grade it deserves:

1 -- Complete Failure (The Emoji Movie is the worst “movie” I've reviewed thus far on this website. It takes a lot to be what this was. This movie literally offers NOTHING to the world and it will probably die lonely and forgotten. It has all the qualities of a garbage movie. It's irredeemable, unwatchable, and lacks any sort of quality.)

🍅 Rotten Tomatoes Score: (10%), (41%) of Audiences Liked It 🍅

💩(41% of the general public thought this was a good movie? I'm sorry, but what the ever-loving HELL?!?!?!?!)💩

💁🏻‍♂️ How I review movies/games: https://www.thetoptens.com/best-movies/48379.asp

🎥Next Movie Review🎥 : IDK just yet. I really want to see "The Glass Castle" though.

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Comments

Two things:

1. I hope I clarified throughout this review that this should not be considered a real movie.

2. There's absolutely no reason for this review to be out now. This should've been out a month ago when the anti-hype was still big. I am really, REALLY sorry that this took so long to submit. I feel like I've let you all down in a way. I've been focusing waayy too much on music because it's what the site loves talking about the most, and unfortunately my brain, who is trying to be a movie critic, decided to shut down and let it distract me. I'm not going to stop talking about music, but I shouldn't let that affect my main purpose on this site. Wonkey and ProPanda and NiktheWiz are primarily meant to do those things. This is my primary thing, and I wish I had this out earlier. - DCfnaf

In my first movie review, "I" talk about the best movie ever made.
💯/10

Is the Emoji Movie the worst film ever made? No. Is the Emoji Movie the best film ever made? Yes. I give the Emoji movie a 💯 out of 10. So go ahead and throw out all your blu-rays; this is the only movie you need in your collection.

Okay, where to begin? Uh, let's talk about the graphics. The Emoji movie runs at a solid 120 fps, 4k HDR, very few framerate dips. I could barely see the polygons, there was almost no lag, controls were very responsive. But you knew that already. So let's talk about the story.

Gene doesn't fit into his world. But then he meets Jailbreak, who is also a misfit. And there's this beautiful message in the movie, and that message is "Go buy as many tickets to the Emoji movie as you possibly can". Now there's a scene where the main characters go into the Just Dance app. It definitely doesn't go on for too long, it's the perfect length, and it really made me wanna check out the Just Dance app, which is now free to download on both iOS and Android.

Alright, let's talk about the jokes in the movie. The jokes are out of this world. Gene asks the Clock Emoji what time it is, and the Clock responds "Hey, my eyes are up here". Hi-Five bumps into a Coffee Emoji and says "Oops, sorry Tea," and the Coffee Emoji responds "I'm not tea; I'm coffee". Gene asks a Shrimp Emoji what his plans are for the day, and Shrimp responds in an Australian accent, "I'm gonna throw myself on the Barbie," and then he throws himself on a Barbie. Oh, and Gene's parents, who are both Meh Emojis, speak in this wonderful monotone throughout the entire film. Every line of dialogue. And it never gets old, never ever ever. The joke is just as strong the 50th time as it is the 1st time. I laughed till it hurt. Oh, and then there's this scene where they go into the Youtube app. Now, let me ask you - What video do you think they used to represent all of Youtube? Come on, think of something relevant and topical that everyone's been talking about. That's right, Pin Pineapple Apple Pen.

Now, one of my very, very criticisms was that in the opening 10 minutes of the film, there were 5 poop jokes. I wish there were more. Why did they stop at 5? Again, I'm just nitpicking.

So let's talk about the soundtrack. It is wonderful. In fact, it reminds me of how Just Dance has an ever-growing catalog of Greatest Hits. I keep forgetting that Just Dance is now a free app that you can download on both iOS and Android. One of my biggest fears was that this movie wouldn't end with a giant dance party. Luckily, this movie ends with a giant dance party. Specifically, they dance to the song Feel This Moment. Personally, I would've preferred Everybody Dance Now, but it was still a really strong moment that just made me want to bust out my Just Dance app on my iPhone or Android device.

Alright, ladies ad gentlemen, now it's time to discuss spoilers. If you do not want to be spoiled, I recommend you stop reading here. For everyone else, here we go: Gene and Jailbreak do not f***. Not even once. And there's so much sexual tension; even just the trailer, you can see Jailbreak really giving Gene some hardcore "F*** me" eyes. But not only do they not f***, they don't even kiss. Poor Gene never gets to second or even first base. Now, it didn't quite detract from my Emoji movie experience, and I will still keep its perfect score. But just know that I kinda got a little blue-balled there towards the end, especially with all the build up. Again, nitpicking.

Now, I am very well aware that the Emoji movie currently has a pretty low rating on Rotten Tomatoes. But these film critics, they don't know what they're talking about. The Emoji movie is an original film. I'm so sick of all the sequels that we keep getting. Thor 3? Transformers 5? Spider-Man 6? Nah, fam. Emoji Movie 1. I'm telling you, all these film critics are just losers with no social lives. They should really check out the Just Dance app, where you can enjoy a personalized social experience, now free to download on both iOS and Android.

In conclusion, go see this movie right now. It's fun for the whole family!

If senpai notices this (if you read the post without getting triggered and actually got the reference, you know who I'm talking about), I'll do a 24hr "sort of" face reveal.

Also, in reality, this is a 2/10. The character's were stale, the jokes were cringey, and the whole thing was just one big advertisement. However, it genuinely wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. As for Sir Patrick Stewart, dude, please stay healthy for one more good movie, "poop emoji" is a terrible way to go out.

Alright, new ProPanda Analysis coming soon.
Comments
You are the new bill cosby thanks to this post. - Skullkid755 (8/23/2017)M
Yum yum. - DapperPickle (8/23/2017)M
Laughing. Not bad for a sarcastic review. - DCfnaf (8/23/2017)M
Youtube.com/watch? v=UWn8zsYtbtY
Go crazy. - ProPanda (8/23/2017)M
Copying Jacksfilms is a new high! - Du (8/23/2017)M
When you're the one person who got the reference - ProPanda (8/23/2017)M
Lol - PandaDude98 (8/23/2017)M
Feel this Moment is a ripoff of Take on Me by A-ha. - TheYoshiPyro64 (8/23/2017)M
No I'm pretty sure it's actually Timber which is a ripoff of The Sun Always Shines On T.V.. - ProPanda (8/24/2017)M
DID NONE OF YOU GET THE REFERENCE? - ProPanda (8/24/2017)M
Great jacksfilms meme - ryansliao (8/25/2017)M
Nice Jacksfilms reference - MegaSoulhero (8/24/2017)M
Oh I know is it ad instead of and (maybe wrong) - lolsy (8/24/2017)M
Man, Jacksfilms hit the jackpot! The dude was lucky enough to have Sony themselves invite him to the world premiere of The Emoji Movie! Absolutely flawless, original, and thought-provoking for a kids' movie, to say the least. I recommend it for all ages.
- SAID NO LEGITIMATE PERSON EVER - ModernSpongeBobSucks (8/25/2017)M
Go to IMDb and look at the positive reviews. You'd be surprised. - ProPanda (8/27/2017)M
I'm surprised there are positive reviews. - Skullkid755 (8/27/2017)M
Yeah. How dare can there be *gasp* POSITIVE REVIEWS FOR A MOVIE MEANT FOR KIDS? - ProPanda (8/27/2017)M
Are those reviews supposed to be sarcastic or actually legitimate? - ModernSpongeBobSucks (8/27/2017)M
Little of both. - ProPanda (8/28/2017)M
It being a kids movie means nothing... - DCfnaf (8/29/2017)M
So you're basically saying, if I were to like the movie because I thought it was childishly lighthearted and fun, my opinion would mean nothing? - ProPanda (8/29/2017)M
Not everyone is a Christina Miller... - ModernSpongeBobSucks (8/29/2017)M
Incorrect, you took that out of context. You acted like just because it was a movie for kids, that meant it could be given a pass.
I know you don't like the movie but I'm just pointing it out. The people that say, "It's just a kids film, don't overanalyze it" are fools who don't realize that kids movies need to be just as good in quality as teenage/adult films. - DCfnaf (8/30/2017)M
Yeah. Why do you think people hold animation studios like Disney and Pixar in a high regard? It's because those animation studios manage to not only reach their target demographic of children, but also appeal peripherally to all ages with their animated movies. Being that Sony Pictures Animation is essentially the opposite of that, it's easy to see why people like ElectricDragon505 (aka Animat) perceive SPA as a company that only panders to kids with cheap cash grab movies and sequels. - ModernSpongeBobSucks (8/30/2017)M
I wanted to f*ck Jailbreak but I didn't. Still sex with her would have been meh. -
Gene - visitor (8/27/2017)M
This movie is actually "how to have an aneurysm in 5 seconds isn't it? - Lmrpirate (9/1/2017)M
Aww this wasn't HQ - ProPanda (9/4/2017)M
Bro what are you talking about? Those things don't have d**ks - TristGamer (9/7/2017)M
Comment on this... - ProPanda

Did you submit your review on mine for attention? "

"U JUST WON A TENSION. U DON WON MA HAAART! " - Charlie Pugh

NAH 😜

Seriously though, this Jacksfilms impression rules. 11/10 because the post comments are here too. - DCfnaf

- ProPanda

I would rather watch La La Land, Batman V Superman, Minions, Cool Cat Saves the Kids, The Transformers Film Franchise, and the Wimpy Kid movies than The Generic Movie. - Cartoonfan202

At least Cool Cat was so bad that it was hilarious. At least you could RECOMMEND it. This movie has no positive aspect whatsoever. - DCfnaf

Congrats. You literally SH*TTED the hell out of this film :P.

Otherwise, great rant :). - CrimsonShark

What? I didn't see any 💩 on this review. There was no 💩 whatsoever on this review.

Lmfao, thanks dude. - DCfnaf

Excellent rant as usual. - htoutlaws2012

So basically it's like that Home movie, except almost no characters are likable, nothing is funny, it rips off several movies, and serves no purpose. Well, now I know another movie to never watch. - Ultron123

Well, Home was piece of utter trash also, but at least it wasn't blatantly obvious it was not putting in any effort at all. That movie probably wanted to start memes and sell toys, but at least the characters in that weren't EMOJIS and the writing wasn't as abysmal and flawed as it was here. - DCfnaf

Well.. the fact that a movie is worse than yhis that camr out this year...I mean, this was a abomination - visitor

Which one? Transformers? Eh, I'd watch that over this to be honest - DCfnaf

This did think that it was so clever to have Patrick Stewart as poop - visitor

Phenomenal rant. Or should I say phenomenal 💩-post? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

At this point, yeah this is a damn 💩-post. Screw this soulless dreck. And thanks as usual. - DCfnaf

This movie pissed me off! - MegaSoulhero

I didn't get that impression from you at all man...I'm so surprised! I thought that you of all people would find this movie to be great based on your posts totally praising it!

(Seriously though, I can see why anyone who has SOME brain cell capacity wouldn't like this movie.) - DCfnaf

Good rant, though I didn't agree with everything here, but I can't wait for your rant on the lego ninjago movie, that got like 45% on rotten tomatoes, - VideoGamefan5

We'll, that's disappointing. And now I know what my next review will be... - DCfnaf

Me me meh emoji - cjWriter1997

😐 - DCfnaf

You. I see potential in you. - ProPanda

How dare you, this is a masterpiece in cinema, a revolutionary work according to jacksfilms, but in all seriousness I didn't expect ANYTHING good from this, and it managed to be even WORSE! - Phillip873

Lol, "revolutionary" is totally right man.

Same. I felt like the writers didn't proofread because there were so many flaws with their script... - DCfnaf

Yep. Well said. I rate this review 10/9. - TheYoshiPyro64

П face realising this exists - visitor

Wrong the answer is obviously 💩/10 amirite - AlphaQ

Okay, you have a point there. (Why didn't I think of this? ) - DCfnaf

Angry birds movie, Emoji movie, what's next? Dabbing Movie? - Fullwalking

please no - visitor

Nah. Probably the Duck Lips movie. - DCfnaf

Or fidget spinners movie. - Fullwalking

Not a bad review but I don't see why people rant about things they knew were gonna be bad in the first place. - IronSabbathPriest

You can predict that something will result in an atrocity or a masterpiece from the trailer and then the content itself tells you otherwise. This is what occurred with me and Paper Mario: Color Splash. The trailer got me (and many others) worried that it would just be a second Paper Mario: Sticker Star, but when I actually got my hands on the game, it turned out to be better than I expected.

Plus, if I just went and reviewed tons of films that I thought were gonna be great and they all ended up being good, I'd keep giving out 8s and 9s and 10s. That would be a little boring, no? Negative reviews are fun to make also. - DCfnaf

How do I force my brother to watch this - TwilightKitsune

1. Smash his face with a beer bottle to knock him out.
2. Tie him up on a metal chair with a chain.
3. Force his eyes open with a joybuzzer or electric device.
4. Play the movie at max volume and high definition.
5. Enjoy the suffering. - DCfnaf

6. Make sure you have popcorn with you and a bottle to collect his tears.
7. Rinse and repeat. - Ultron123

8. If you collect enough tears then flip the bottle. - AlphaQ

9. Do the same thing to your parents and torture them with The Emoji Movie the same way you would with your brother.
10. Put the movie on infinite loop and lock them inside a basement with no food or water. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Lovely. I shall proceed. - TwilightKitsune

Bottle Flipping Movie Is Next. End Me. - AlphaQ

Wot
This was a great movie
And that sounds stellar - iliekpiez

I really don't think the part where you say that viewers might not agree with your review. Because I think EVERYONE will agree on your review based on how much "good reviews" this movie gets. - TristGamer

You mean the "WARNING: Some viewers may disagree with this review. If you do, PLEASE respect my opinion and let me know NICELY why you have yours. Thank you." part? Yeah, probably could've left that out for this review specifically lmfao - DCfnaf

UHHH EXCUSE YOU
Is the Emoji Movie the worst film ever made? No. Is the Emoji Movie the best film ever made? Yes. I give the Emoji movie a 💯 out of 10. So go ahead and throw out all your blu-rays; this is the only movie you need in your collection.
Okay, where to begin? Uh, let's talk about the graphics. The Emoji movie runs at a solid 120 fps, 4k HDR, very few framerate dips. I could barely see the polygons, there was almost no lag, controls were very responsive. But you knew that already. So let's talk about the story.
Gene doesn't fit into his world. But then he meets Jailbreak, who is also a misfit. And there's this beautiful message in the movie, and that message is "Go buy as many tickets to the Emoji movie as you possibly can". Now there's a scene where the main characters go into the Just Dance app. It definitely doesn't go on for too long, it's the perfect length, and it really made me wanna check out the Just Dance app, which is now free to download on both iOS and Android.
Alright, let's talk about the jokes in the movie. The jokes are out of this world. Gene asks the Clock Emoji what time it is, and the Clock responds "Hey, my eyes are up here". Hi-Five bumps into a Coffee Emoji and says "Oops, sorry Tea," and the Coffee Emoji responds "I'm not tea; I'm coffee". Gene asks a Shrimp Emoji what his plans are for the day, and Shrimp responds in an Australian accent, "I'm gonna throw myself on the Barbie," and then he throws himself on a Barbie. Oh, and Gene's parents, who are both Meh Emojis, speak in this wonderful monotone throughout the entire film. Every line of dialogue. And it never gets old, never ever ever. The joke is just as strong the 50th time as it is the 1st time. I laughed till it hurt. Oh, and then there's this scene where they go into the Youtube app. Now, let me ask you - What video do you think they used to represent all of Youtube? Come on, think of something relevant and topical that everyone's been talking about. That's right, Pin Pineapple Apple Pen.
Now, one of my very, very criticisms was that in the opening 10 minutes of the film, there were 5 poop jokes. I wish there were more. Why did they stop at 5? Again, I'm just nitpicking.
So let's talk about the soundtrack. It is wonderful. In fact, it reminds me of how Just Dance has an ever-growing catalog of Greatest Hits. I keep forgetting that Just Dance is now a free app that you can download on both iOS and Android. One of my biggest fears was that this movie wouldn't end with a giant dance party. Luckily, this movie ends with a giant dance party. Specifically, they dance to the song Feel This Moment. Personally, I would've preferred Everybody Dance Now, but it was still a really strong moment that just made me want to bust out my Just Dance app on my iPhone or Android device.
Alright, ladies ad gentlemen, now it's time to discuss spoilers. If you do not want to be spoiled, I recommend you stop reading here. For everyone else, here we go: Gene and Jailbreak do not f***. Not even once. And there's so much sexual tension; even just the trailer, you can see Jailbreak really giving Gene some hardcore "F*** me" eyes. But not only do they not f***, they don't even kiss. Poor Gene never gets to second or even first base. Now, it didn't quite detract from my Emoji movie experience, and I will still keep its perfect score. But just know that I kinda got a little blue-balled there towards the end, especially with all the build up. Again, nitpicking.
Now, I am very well aware that the Emoji movie currently has a pretty low rating on Rotten Tomatoes. But these film critics, they don't know what they're talking about. The Emoji movie is an original film. I'm so sick of all the sequels that we keep getting. Thor 3? Transformers 5? Spider-Man 6? Nah, fam. Emoji Movie 1. I'm telling you, all these film critics are just losers with no social lives. They should really check out the Just Dance app, where you can enjoy a personalized social experience, now free to download on both iOS and Android.
In conclusion, go see this movie right now. It's fun for the whole family!
If senpai notices this (if you read the post without getting triggered and actually got the reference, you know who I'm talking about), I'll do a 24hr "sort of" face reveal.
Also, in reality, this is a 2/10. The character's were stale, the jokes were cringey, and the whole thing was just one big advertisement. However, it genuinely wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. As for Sir Patrick Stewart, dude, please stay healthy for one more good movie, "poop emoji" is a terrible way to go out.
Alright, new ProPanda Analysis coming soon.
Comments
You are the new bill cosby thanks to this post. - Skullkid755 (8/23/2017)M
Yum yum. - DapperPickle (8/23/2017)M
Laughing. Not bad for a sarcastic review. - DCfnaf (8/23/2017)M
Youtube.com/watch? v=UWn8zsYtbtY
Go crazy. - ProPanda (8/23/2017)M
Copying Jacksfilms is a new high! - Du (8/23/2017)M
When you're the one person who got the reference - ProPanda (8/23/2017)M
Lol - PandaDude98 (8/23/2017)M
Feel this Moment is a ripoff of Take on Me by A-ha. - TheYoshiPyro64 (8/23/2017)M
No I'm pretty sure it's actually Timber which is a ripoff of The Sun Always Shines On T.V.. - ProPanda (8/24/2017)M
DID NONE OF YOU GET THE REFERENCE? - ProPanda (8/24/2017)M
Great jacksfilms meme - ryansliao (8/25/2017)M
Nice Jacksfilms reference - MegaSoulhero (8/24/2017)M
Oh I know is it ad instead of and (maybe wrong) - lolsy (8/24/2017)M
Man, Jacksfilms hit the jackpot! The dude was lucky enough to have Sony themselves invite him to the world premiere of The Emoji Movie! Absolutely flawless, original, and thought-provoking for a kids' movie, to say the least. I recommend it for all ages.
- SAID NO LEGITIMATE PERSON EVER - ModernSpongeBobSucks (8/25/2017)M
Go to IMDb and look at the positive reviews. You'd be surprised. - ProPanda (8/27/2017)M
I'm surprised there are positive reviews. - Skullkid755 (8/27/2017)M
Yeah. How dare can there be *gasp* POSITIVE REVIEWS FOR A MOVIE MEANT FOR KIDS? - ProPanda (8/27/2017)M
Are those reviews supposed to be sarcastic or actually legitimate? - ModernSpongeBobSucks (8/27/2017)M
Little of both. - ProPanda (8/28/2017)M
It being a kids movie means nothing... - DCfnaf (8/29/2017)M
So you're basically saying, if I were to like the movie because I thought it was childishly lighthearted and fun, my opinion would mean nothing? - ProPanda (8/29/2017)M
Not everyone is a Christina Miller... - ModernSpongeBobSucks (8/29/2017)M
Incorrect, you took that out of context. You acted like just because it was a movie for kids, that meant it could be given a pass.
I know you don't like the movie but I'm just pointing it out. The people that say, "It's just a kids film, don't overanalyze it" are fools who don't realize that kids movies need to be just as good in quality as teenage/adult films. - DCfnaf (8/30/2017)M
Yeah. Why do you think people hold animation studios like Disney and Pixar in a high regard? It's because those animation studios manage to not only reach their target demographic of children, but also appeal peripherally to all ages with their animated movies. Being that Sony Pictures Animation is essentially the opposite of that, it's easy to see why people like ElectricDragon505 (aka Animat) perceive SPA as a company that only panders to kids with cheap cash grab movies and sequels. - ModernSpongeBobSucks (8/30/2017)M
I wanted to f*ck Jailbreak but I didn't. Still sex with her would have been meh. -
Gene - visitor (8/27/2017)M
This movie is actually "how to have an aneurysm in 5 seconds isn't it? - Lmrpirate (9/1/2017)M
Aww this wasn't HQ - ProPanda (9/4/2017)M
Bro what are you talking about? Those things don't have d**ks - TristGamer (9/7/2017)M
Comment on this... - ProPanda

@ProPanda

You're very thankful for copy and paste, aren't you? - Skullkid755

I actually did that without copy pasting. I dragged it onto the comment box lol - ProPanda

Fidget spinner movie to be ammounced - visitor

So are you planning to review lego ninjago movie? , - VideoGamefan5

Now that my cold is finally gone, yes. - DCfnaf

Or WOTPOTA or Dunkirk - visitor

Nice Job - JPK

I like how there's a character in The Emoji Movie named 'Gene' when there's actually a character called 'Gene' in Wreck-it Ralph. - TheYoshiPyro64

Woah - Gangem

Hopefully I never have to watch this sorry excuse of a film. - SplashMoun10

I'm actually going to watch this excuse for a movie during Thanksgiving break (where I finally get good time off school) to see how terrible this is, I've already researched it so I know it's worse than I expected. - Phillip873

Guys, it is possible that the dabbing movie will be next. - Fullwalking2

I'm down! - ProPanda

Shouldn't you change your bio since you've already reviewed the movie? - TheYoshiPyro64

Next review: The Lego Ninjago Movie - Trollsfan536

Never even watched it and I only have one thing to say, quote Rotten Tomatoes:

🚫 - WonkeyDude98

I legitimately don’t know how those soccer moms on CommonSenseMedia decided to give this a positive review. - DCfnaf

You realize this movie had a target audience right? Those people liked it. - ProPanda

@ProPanda Best comment of the day. - DCfnaf

This wasn't even my sarcasm. I am 100% genuinely serious here. - ProPanda

Why'd I f*p to this? - Skullkid755

Oh Lordy lordy lordy I watched this last weekend finally, what a sh! tshow! It was so bad that even I made a review just to bash it more! - Phillip873

To think this got submitted as a potential nominee for this year's Oscars...

http://www.slashfilm.com/is-this-one-of-the-worst-crops-ever-for-best-animated-feature-at-the-oscars/ - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It deserved to win - iliekpiez

Look the only other animated movie there is any point in reviewing is Coco. Proper films are Dunkirk, War of the Planet of the Apes, Blade Runner 2049 (yes Ryan Gosling was great). These animated movies are getting worse and worse. Coco or Lego Batman better win that Oscar. - visitor

It' crap - BoyGenius234

No it a masterpiece - iliekpiez

Seriously, this movie shows that movie creators are running out of creative ideas - RoseCandyMusic

Animated movie creators certainly appear to be... - DCfnaf

It would be even better with a Kidz Bop song - visitor

I was about to review this, but I honestly do not enjoy reviewing movies that I know everyone already dislikes, such as Where the Dead Go to Die. Mini-review comments are the best way to go for me when it comes to the worst of the worst. But I salute you for destroying this movie even further. - Mcgillacuddy

This is the best movie ever how dare you


- said no one ever - visitor

I did - iliekpiez

How dare you
it is very favourite movie
the message is so great
go home - iliekpiez

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