Top Ten Biggest Problems with Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

DCfnaf
This series is so tired out and is getting so monotonous. This is probably the second worst movie in the franchise so far. It's actually pretty tragic. Some franchises need to just end if you know what I mean.

The Top Ten

1 It Was Made Solely for Profit It Was Made Solely for Profit

Cash cow goes MOO! Don't even try to fight me on this one because in your heart, you know it's true. Disney doesn't give a crap about the film, it gives more of a crap about making that MOOLAH. They've milked Star Wars, they've milked the live-action remakes, and now they're milking this franchise! You guys are seriously out for cash aren't you? Can you guys try not to make yourselves look like cash cow milkers? - DCfnaf

Hmmm, that explains why I found tons of Pirates merchandise at Walmart before the movie even came out. - Cartoonfan202

I Myself am not interested in the movie, you know your movie isn't worth watching When it's a sequel that no one asked for (examples: The fate of the furious and Resident evil 6 the movie (solely made just for the release of RE7: Biohazard,) and even the New Transformers coming out,)and when it has gotten Mixed reception, Good list, Also DCfnaf I saw that you remixed The worst movies of all time remix, hopefully your putting descriptions for it/them, I Hope you'll remix the worst songs of All time List (i can tell your making it soon), so thanks for reading this Description - VideoGamefan5

I am making that remix soon as well, and I will also be remixing the best songs and movies lists. - DCfnaf

2 It's Unoriginal

This proves that the series needs to just end. It basically just uses the exact same formula as the last few movies and charges you extra cash. It doesn't take risks. It doesn't build upon its success (oh wait...what success). It doesn't even TRY to be something creative. - DCfnaf

3 The Plot is Convoluted

One of the positives of the first two installments is that they had very simple plots and they could do a lot in the runtime because of it. This forced in WAY too much, explaining why the characters get out of so many tough situations super easily. Barbossa coming in to stop Jack's marriage to that ugly monster is clearly the movie's way of saying, "We need to move on, we've run out of time for this segment". The same thing could be said when Jack is conveniently saved from the guillotine by his Pirate Crew who didn't even like him at that point. - DCfnaf

4 Jack Sparrow Jack Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow is a fictional character and the main protagonist in the Pirates of the Caribbean film series.

Oh lord. I can't even believe that JACK SPARROW is one of the problems with the movie. You know your movie isn't good if the most iconic character is actually one of the biggest problems. Jack contributes VERY LITTLE to the plot this time around. First, he gets himself in trouble because he loses his crew, then he gets drunk and sells his compass, allowing Salazar to get to of the Devil's Triangle. Once he gets the Black Pearl out for everyone and they set sail...he does NOTHING other than make terrible jokes! Yet the movie STILL chooses to focus on him! Why? He's not important to the story, the movie should be focusing on Henry Turner, the new character they introduced! - DCfnaf

5 Terrible Humor

To put it simply: The humor is just not funny or memorable at all. Jack Sparrow is not funny in the slightest, making this entry tie into #4. He literally does nothing "funny" in the movie besides getting drunk and just being an idiot. Carina Smyth being referred to as a witch over and over again was extremely annoying as well. The rest of the jokes were forgettable. - DCfnaf

6 Fanservice

Jack Sparrow being an idiot throughout the movie is fanservice. Hector Barbossa is fanservice. Making this movie is fanservice. Continuing this franchise is fanservice. - DCfnaf

7 Terrible Acting

I'm mainly focusing on that dreaded actress for Carina Smyth. Whoever was directing her really sucked at it because her acting was so laughable it hurt. - DCfnaf

8 Boring Characters

I didn't find the characters interesting in any aspect, but maybe that is the movie's fault for not doing much with them at all. - DCfnaf

9 Generic Story

Blah blah blah, get the Trident and defeat the bad guys, blah blah blah. - DCfnaf

10 It's Boring

Compared to other movies in the series, I didn't feel invested at all. - DCfnaf

The Contenders

11 Lame Action
12 Generic Antagonist
13 Johnny Depp Isn't as Good as He Used to Be

This is true! This movie is a huge Joke!

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