Top 10 Biggest Signs You're Too Edgy
So, you think you're edgy? You're different, you're unique, you're a nonconformist. Congratulations, you're just like everyone else. In fact, you might even be too edgy for your own good. You know the type - the ones who think they're too cool for school, who think being mean and snarky is the height of wit, who insist on wearing black all year round. But don't worry, we're here to help. In this top ten list, we'll take a look at the biggest signs that you're too edgy for your own good. So grab your black eyeliner and get ready to be ironically unimpressed.If you call anyone that's not your dad "Daddy," you have issues.
I feel bad for whoever actually had to have Hitler as their dad.
I swear a lot, but not in front of my parents.
Only degenerates still have emo hair.
Haven't done this in such a long time. Yesterday, in fact.
I don't run around town. I would get tired after 1 step.
To be honest, I think most people on this site do this.
Well, I do this all the time, so yeah.
I'm guilty of this, but to be fair, I grew up with a lot of stuff from the 90s and 2000s, and I'm still stuck in the 2000s to this day. Rawr.
No, I am edgy and watch Danny Phantom because he is a ghost!
Even edgier would be not drinking Starbucks at all and going straight for the Monster Energy.
I don't. I call people idiots all day, though.
Mine is Soldier 76, but I used to always use Reaper because he says "die, die, die" in a weird voice.
I do that and walk away whenever I want to end a conversation.
Attention seeking. Faking depression or being suicidal is disrespectful to those who actually are.
I've worn ladies clothes countless times! I've worn it to school, to a party and me and my friends do it for dares.