Top 10 Best Birthday Presents for Gordon Ramsay

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The Top Ten

1 Ronald McDonald Ronald McDonald Ronald McDonald is a clown character used as the primary mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain.

Ronald McDonald: Hi Gordon
Gordon Ramsay: DONKEY! - Peppapigsucks

He is creepy. I hate these dang clowns. - TriggerTrashKid

Ronald McDonald: Hi Gordon
Gordon Ramsay: *screams like a little girl*

What the hell is this? Is this some sort of joke? :V - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

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2 Risotto

In all seriousness, when's the last time this guy's had a good risotto? Last one I saw him have was pretty much glued to the plate. - Zach808

Ummm..I thought you'd be serious about this list , As..its someone's birthday - which is meant to be very special. - Ananya

3 The Flag of Scotland
4 Lamb Sauce

Now he’ll know where the lamb sauce is. - MrCoolC

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?! - KingSlayer93316

5 A Coupon to Free Meals at Hell's Kitchen
6 The Flag of England

Being of Scottish origin, he'd put his culinary skills on display here and burn it. - Britgirl

7 A Chef Hat
8 Raw Meat

Better yet, raw meat from the basement of Dillon's. - Zach808

€Cooked” by Raj from Hell’s Kitchen (forgot what season) - KingSlayer93316

9 A dictionary of swear words

Well, he's the dictionary himself, like TwilightKitsune said. - BorisRule

HE'S the dictionary - TwilightKitsune

I'm pretty sure he's already written several of these. - Zach808

I’m pretty sure he said all of them. - BlazingParasol

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The Contenders

11 A TheTopTens Account

I'm retiring then. - TriggerTrashKid

That would be so damn hilarious! - BorisRule

LMFAO if he had a account on this site that'd be hilarious.

If this happens, I’d avoid the food section - KingSlayer93316

12 Boris The Red Teeth Guy - Go!Animate Boris The Red Teeth Guy - Go!Animate

This fight would be weird - BorisRule

13 Dame Tu Cosita - El Chombo

Good Idea - erkyperkyfan

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14 Undercooked veal
15 Haggis
16 Anger Management Classes

I watched a video on YouTube showing that he has a nice side

17 The Emoji Movie

Let's paste the Poop emoji on his face. - TriggerTrashKid

18 Tommorowland

This movie sucks

19 Epic - Blood on the Dance Floor
20 Day69 - 6ix9ine
21 8 year old fake caviar
22 A Caillou DVD
23 SpongeBob Season 7 DVD
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25 A Dirty Sweatshirt
26 Chuck E. Cheese Pizza
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